Escort Reports

[Free Mickey]

Saw summer from Classy. Nice place in tysons, very cool chick! Loves to chat and is super friendly. Nice natural breasts, great body, great everything else that comes along with it..

What really struck me is how cool she is. Felt at ease the moment I walked in the door.

Pricey but so far I have not had one complaint using this agency.

[Bayarea Hotguy]

Is hygiene an issue with you? Is it just me, or am I wrong to expect a girl to shower and clean up right before I get there? Isn't this just common sense? I was slumming and saw a girl recently who smelled like a tuna factory, and I could smell the saliva and the men's cologne on her breasts from the previous customer.

Come on girls, treat us like we are the only one, even though we are not. At least let us enjoy the illusion that we are the only one that day. I guess I am just too spoiled from my sweet nectar pussy MILFS I have in my little black book, LOL.

Oh, and by the way, if I come see you, pick up your place a little, will ya? No wonder your pussy stinks when I see 4 days worth of dishes piled up in your sink, and clothes all over your floor.

Just an observation form a pussy connoisseur.

[Just Ken]

Another amazing visit with Vin today. I see her regularly, but have not reported lately. She is a sweet, beautiful lady and very accommodating and I never leave disappointed. There are several other ladies available and you can't go wrong no matter which one you visit. Highly recommended. Will provide details to trusted seniors.

[Freshly Snipes]

I find CL too risky these days, so had heard about EGC a while back, and went through the 'verification' process but never used them. They seem overly cautious, all the way up to the 2 phone call confirmation, but I guess that just makes it safer for both parties.

I decided to put my membership to the test this week and drew Jody and met at the Incall hotel. Short; great bod and personality. Hefty 1. Hr donation but it was well spent. Not the kinda service I'd personally use regularly because of this, but the session was GFE and well worth it, if you have the $$$ means.

http://www.elitegirlfriendsclub.com/Site/Welcome.html

[Jake Jj 1492]

No one has to know your real name. You've already written a review that has been proven fake. You are a fraud. Your short posting history is full of contradictions.

Here is your fake review of a well-known scam artist, yet somehow you have made her your ATF and claim to have seen "Jade" twice at her "incall" location, despite the fact that this rip-off operation is outcall only.

Like I said, you are a fraud, and there is something very wrong with your entire posting history. If you were just obnoxious or obviously trolling, the ignore feature is great, but your attempts at building up fake credibility based on lies and misinformation make you very dangerous to this community. Your fake review alone should throw up huge warning flags.

For what it's worth, I would take Rejected Monke's word over Johnnie H any day.

[Bayarea Hotguy]

Saw this provider off of CL recently, and have not had time to give you guys the heads up. Classic bait and switch, the cell photos she sends are VERY misleading, and she is about 10 to 15 years older than she claims to B. I saw her in a local Reston hotel, and besides being very late, she reeked of smoke, after claiming to be a non smoker, because I had STRESSED in our texts that I was adamant about seeing a non smoker only. Anyway, since she was already there, and the room was paid for, and it was too late to get anyone over there, I went for it. What a mistake. She smelled horrible, but I am so used to the sweet rose pussy of Susan the MILF in Herndon that I am a little spoiled now.

After not hurling, we did some doggy, and the smell from her ass was worse. Don't these girls know good hygiene techniques? For my 2. 0 it was only worth. 50, really.

So in conclusion, LOL. If you see an ad for MILF french lessons, and she will come to you, RED FLAG! Then if her name is Kim, and she has long black hair like a witch, RUN!

But hey, there is someone for everyone, and if you like overpriced, overused, smelly 50+ year old pussy, then she is all for you, enjoy.

[Bostonpeter]

Saw Benze as well, she isn't the youngest provider around, or the best looking, but she's still attractive and is a true GFE experience. She's also very vocal during the session, and a lot on the menu.

She told me she'll be here till the 15th of this month.

[Havin Fun]

Called and got my appointment in short notice. When I arrived at 6001 I was met by a cute little spinner. She was dressed in nice street cloths almost like she was going to work. Very little small talk and delt with the business end.

Got undressed and layed down for a less than stellar massage. On the flip she oiled me up pretty good and spent about 15 minutes just teasing and playing with me. Then her bra and panties were disgarded and the cover went on. Started with MIS, then K9. I needed a short break to gather my thoughts again so I gave her a little massage, which she loved. Then back to work with her on top. Had to finish with a HR, covers usually don't get it done with me.

All and all, a plesant time with a sweet girl, english skills were pretty good. She was been in US for 8yrs, mostly in NYC

PM for more details. This was not Kandi from other post.

[Free Mickey]

Is alive and well contrary to some reports about trouble. However, the talent that was there today left a lot to be desired! Kandi was her name, I was in and out within 15 minutes, this was my choice, not hers. Flabby, unfriendly, saggy tits. I swear based on the stomach, I was really wondering if she is pregnant.

I couldn't get out of there quick enough. Check the website, wait for new talent.

[Johnnie H]

Recently saw Benze at Thai Angels or Exotic Angels or whatever the agency is called. For those who haven't visited yet. This agency deals mainly through email. You have to fill out a lot of personal information and submit it through a contact form on their website. Then you wait for them to respond. I wasn't really expecting that when I called. Since I was looking for a same day visit. But those are their rules. After getting approval the next day I called to set an appt. The lady on the phone said Benze would fit what I was looking for.

For those interested in Greek adventures. This girl does allow that travel. But it costs extra. I wasn't interested so I didn't pursue it.

Benze is a nice sweet lady. But she did seem to be more pale than I have seen Thai women. She is not dark skinned at all. She isn't that small. At least she isn't tiny. But there is another girl there who is very tiny.

Attitude: 9

Looks: 7

Service: 8. 5

She is a total GFE. Lots of kissing. Long, wet BBBJ. I told her I was going to cum in her mouth. But she stopped and said that it costs extra. So I didn't. Another thing. This girl makes a lot of noise. She was almost yelling for me to do her harder and harder. We did at least 9 or 10 positions and she never complained. She also gave a really good massage at the end. That was standard a few years back. But a lot of the younger girls don't do that anymore.

Good times. Good GFE. I guess I should have reviewed the entire price list before I visited. But my visit was great.

Feel free to PM for any details.

[Asiandude1]

Can someone point me in the direction of this Sky place? Either the website or the phone number?

I have seen it mentioned as an agency and also as a girl's name if I am not mistaken.

[Roamin Roman]

Well, I can't say that I TOFTT in the traditional sense, because the service was as advertised and was thorough and competent. It was just a bit pricey (so I'll mark it down to my good deed for the month and New year's generosity). I'm referring to a gal who works in Merrifield and advertizes on CL occasionally ($.4 for an hour). She has studied massage therapy and gives a you very complete workover. Here are the basic vitals:

F/B/A/S: 7 / 6.5 / 8 / 9

Physical: Latina, ~5'-4", ~135#, 36D, dark curly hair

Other: Good personality, a bit bubbly, careful, good English skills

Trusted mongers can PM me for further details, if desired. YMMV from my experience. Overall, I had a good time, just not quite what I was looking for.

[Rejected Monke]

Once again. You don't know me and you don't even know my real name. So how are you going to ask bookers about me?

I get plenty of PMs from other members of the community ASKING ME for information and I share it. Anyone that doesn't want to read the reports can use the ignore feature.

I don't know what your intent is. But if you want to schedule a time when we can both go to an incall with different girls. We can then go out and have some drinks and discuss our encounters.

No one has to know your real name. You've already written a review that has been proven fake. You are a fraud. Your short posting history is full of contradictions.

Here is your fake review of a well-known scam artist, yet somehow you have made her your ATF and claim to have seen "Jade" twice at her "incall" location, despite the fact that this rip-off operation is outcall only.

Like I said, you are a fraud, and there is something very wrong with your entire posting history. If you were just obnoxious or obviously trolling, the ignore feature is great, but your attempts at building up fake credibility based on lies and misinformation make you very dangerous to this community. Your fake review alone should throw up huge warning flags.

In the slim chance that this is all just a colossal misunderstanding, PM me your phone number. I'll take you up on your offer and we can set something up. I've never participated in the famous roundtables back when the DC AMP scene was thriving, but I have actually visited a few places with other members on this board. If for whatever reason you can't make good on your offer to check some place out together and go for drinks afterwards, whether it be due to unexpected circumstances, or no place recognizes your number, then I think that pretty much seals the deal that you are either LE or the pimp associated with your fake review.

[Serpico99]

Angelina is great, a true milf.

http://dc-escorts.********.com/escorts/list/340781.htm

Had fun twice and want to go back.

DC location has limited parking but is manageable.

PM for details.

On that site posted above, she is described as Brazilian and then on her own site, she describes herself as Italian/European. Makes you go mmmmmmm.

[Crazy Spartan]

Just went and saw a provider on craigslist (link below). Definitely a bait and switch (though it was at a very nice hotel/resort which surprised me) since the provider was NOT the one in the picture. Waited about a half an hour before going up (she was "freshening up"). Not nearly as hot but was ok enough for me (f-6, b-6. Kinda flabby). She was seemed borderline paranoid about LE and asked several times on the phone if I was and gave me the "friendly" handshake as soon as I walked in. She did mention that there was several of them workin the same room. Put my 1. 0 gift on the counter and as far as the rest you can pm me but it went average. Someone else called after we were done and she said the gift was 0. 8, I was kinda ticked at that but I let it go pretty fast since I thought it cheap anyway. (she probably got 5 calls in 3 minutes when I was there. Someone is makin alot of dough), Overall recommendation is if you wanna go cheap because you are broke like me then it is not a bad bet but don't expect a drop dead hottie like in the pic. Happy new year!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...531603921.html