Massage Parlor Reports

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Just my 2 cents:

Been to WW three times. This last time, I called and was told that both ladies were available, and I could schedule an appointment for a half-hour later. A half-hour later I show up and both ladies were busy . . . "Can you come back in a half-hour?"

They just lost my business. If I spend a half-hour driving over to their place, and let them know I'm on the way, I don't expect the wind up the bird in the bush rather than -- pun intended -- the bird in the hand.

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[Jimmy Pratt]

Thanks for the accolades, but fortunately for the rest of you no AMP gals will be calling in sick the day after my visits with torn ligaments or sprained elbows!
I think the delayed ending was 50% technique-related (or lack thereof) - good thing she used lots of oil, or I may have caught on fire from the friction (no terrorist jokes) - and 50% the turnoff of her sweaty globes combined with the interruption of the doorbell. Next time (not that there'll be one...) I will let her keep her girls in their snug steam-bra and instead imagine a young hottie with (dry) ittie-bitties!

JP

This is pretty funny, mostly because we have all been there at least once.
I once had someone at FY, I forget who, but I think it was Coco, who put the kung fu grip on my unit just as I was cumming. I don't know what/who led her to believe that this technique was pleasurable, but I quickly set her straight.

Of course is there a subliminal message below that jacking your cock is heavy lifting? LOL Next thing, the WW girls will be posting reviews of JP! Just kiddin.

[Member #4868]

I will be partaking today. Not realy sure how the talent is on Sunday. Any suggestions let me know otherwise I'm gonna have to TOFTT which may not be a bad thing in hopes of finding new talent for info sharing.

Later
RR

So Ricky, who did you see??

[Dan Wesson]

This is pretty funny, mostly because we have all been there at least once.
I once had someone at FY, I forget who, but I think it was Coco, who put the kung fu grip on my unit just as I was cumming. I don't know what/who led her to believe that this technique was pleasurable, but I quickly set her straight.

Of course is there a subliminal message below that jacking your cock is heavy lifting? LOL Next thing, the WW girls will be posting reviews of JP! Just kiddin.

After she had a few words with Lee, she came back and went right after it, with reckless abandon. A few times, she was pumping so hard, that it actually hurt a bit. Again, she gets very winded doing this strenuous work, and she was almost begging me to finish. This is the part I don't like - her English isn't terrible, but when she says "come on, baby, I like you very much" and "give me juice" - those sayings just don't have a very positive effect on me!
JP

[Italian Monkey]

I swear a few of us should get together and open up our own non asian place.

RR

I wish! Let me know when this comes about.

[Boston Ampfan]

I am thoroughly confused about Who's Who at Jasmine, but I went over late last week and found myself with a heavy-set lady I'd not seen there before, resembling in every respect Jimmy's description of "Linda," ----but she told me she had just arrived just a few days ago!

I almost turned around when she opened the door, since I had called and thought I'd made an appointment with someone else there. But, since I'd taken the drive I said WTF and decided to take a chance.

"Taking a chance" in this game often leads to disappointment and alas that was the case with me.

If Jimmy had not already said what needed to be said, I would lay it all out here. Suffice it to say that he is right in every detail. The sweat, repeated exclamations as to how tired she was and the constant pressure to complete immediately made this the worst massage experience I've had, bar none.

I tolerated this for 5 or 6 minutes and then simply announced that the 'massage' (what massage?) was over. I stood up, got dressed and walked out of the room. On my way, she stopped me and asked for a tip, a big tip at that. I gave her a token, leaving her with an angry look on her face, and walked out the door alone, doubtless never to return. I went home and took the longest, hottest shower I could stand! Elapsed time in and out: 15 minutes or less.

So, I called Jasmine, talked to Linda (Amy) and she said I could come over. She also told a small white lie, as I asked who was working and she said Linda and Lee... I've actually been wanting to give Lee a try, since I've had Linda like 4 times there. She isn't bad, but not close to either Susan or Lily (or Jess) at WW.

When I get there, she of course remembered me and was very happy to see me. Wished me Happy New Year about 6 times. When I told her I wanted to try "new girl Lee" she said Lee had gone out shopping, and she was trying to call her. So, while she dialed, I went to the men's room and heard her talking to Lee. Unfortunately, Lee wouldn't be back for about 45 minutes.
I was there, and so I decided to go with Linda since she isn't terrible. I just don't find her attractive, and she sweats a lot when she does the masssage. More on that later...

She was apologetic and told me next time I could try Lee. Massage was as-expected. Maybe a 5-6 on scale of 10, which is typical of Linda. Just not hard enough, and only spent about 20-25 minutes on entire back, including legs. She's all over the place, whereas the two gals at WW do a very structured massage that covers all the major muscle groups. She uses lots of oil, but she uses hot towel to wipe down.

Here's an interesting discovery:
While she was out heating up the towel (in the microwave), I lifted my head to look at the clock, but then I also noticed one of those barber-shop style hair clippers in a box on the shelf. When Linda came back, I asked her if they did haircuts there, too? She explained that sometimes the customer asks for her to shave their back (and front?). Well, I'm not an ape, but I have some hair on my back in pockets near lower back, and up near shoulders/neck. I thought that sounded pretty cool, so when she offered to do it for me, I accepted.

I thought you might all want to know this since it's just an added bonus - no extra charge, and it took only a minute or two. I noticed when I got home that she missed a few spots, but the light is very low in that room. Hair was collected into a paper towel.

Oh, also before the flip I told her to turn down the heat - not because I was too hot, but she was wiping her brow from sweat. If you don't know Linda, she's probably about 40, and has a spare tire but is otherwise average-looking. I just think she's out of shape and anything harder than medium is strenuous for her.

So, after the quick shave, she does some light-touch and tease, then has me flip over. She immediately is brushing the boys with one hand and my chest with other.

She raises her top and bra, so I have access to her b/c's (which are a little saggy, but nice nips)... but she first has to wipe sweat off them too! Ewwww...

She went right for the pop, and almost had me within 2 minutes, but just then the doorbell rang - it was probably Lee. She wanted to finish me, then answer the door, but it totally "reset" my boner and I knew it wasn't coming right away, so I told her to get the door.

After she had a few words with Lee, she came back and went right after it, with reckless abandon. A few times, she was pumping so hard, that it actually hurt a bit. Again, she gets very winded doing this strenuous work, and she was almost begging me to finish. This is the part I don't like - her English isn't terrible, but when she says "come on, baby, I like you very much" and "give me juice" - those sayings just don't have a very positive effect on me!

Finally, after some serious butter-churning action, I was able to coax a missile out of the silo. She was very relieved, and surprisingly she did a nice job with the "milking" and didn't remove her hand until I was 96% done. My pet peeve.

She wiped me with something paper (tissue or towel) then went for another wet towel, which was not very hot this time. Then, covered me up with the real towel and proceeded to do a nice face/head massage, followed by some brief rubbing over the rest of my body. I think this was so that I got the whole hour.

When we were done, she got me a bottle of water, and I tipped her my usual and we headed to the door. She promised me that I'd be able to try Lee next time. I will go back for that, but only when WW isn't an option. The massage skills of Susan and Lily are the best around, and although Jasmine was relaxing, it wasn't nearly as good as my last time with Lily.

I would have preferred to see Lily over at WW today, but I guess I was satisfied with my session at Jasmine - my expectations were lowered before I got there, so I wasn't disappointed.

Good luck to all! Hope if you were at WW today, you'll post a review so we know how their service was today!

JP

[RickyRicardo]

I swear a few of us should get together and open up our own non asian place.



RR

[Jomonde123]

So, I called WW today (Sunday) a little after 5 and asked who was working. She said Lily and Susan. So I told her I'd be there in 5-10 minutes. OK

Get to the entry, push the bell, and before she comes down the stairs, another one of you mongers enters the little tiny space in-between the doors with me! I was rather shocked, and very surprised he just came in and asked "are they open? ". If I were the 2nd guy to arrive, I would just keep walking. We had a few uncomfortable moments (for me, anyhow) until we saw Lily at the top of the stairs.

She comes down looking a bit out of sorts (seeing two of us, and she obviously left someone on the table upstairs). She tells us to come back in 30 minutes. Wait, really? I told her I just called 5 minutes ago, and she said "yes. Come back in half hour". That is a first for me at WW. They don't usually do that.

So, the other guy turns to leave and says "well, if he called, then he must be first" or something like that.

If that was any of you. Did you go back? I didn't go back.

JP

I had a very similar situation happen to me a few weeks back. Called & went to WW and some other monger came by and walked in, so I walked by, got in my car and called again. Whomever answered indicated that "Lilly" was still available but when I got there (literally a cpl minutes) I was told to come back.

I to ended up going to Jasmine and while my experience was better than this, definitely lacking. I actually was going to go to that other place on Main, but when I called they told me they were busy. That said, it seemed like the woman who answered knew me (I know they keep tabs on #'s) since she must have apologized for being busy 5 or 6 times.

WW is way too busy for me these days, especially in the most convenient times. I'm fortunate to have a bit more flexibility in scheduling, since I am definitely on the lookout for alternatives.

[Jimmy Pratt]

So, I called WW today (sunday) a little after 5 and asked who was working... she said Lily and Susan. So I told her I'd be there in 5-10 minutes. OK

Get to the entry, push the bell, and before she comes down the stairs, another one of you mongers enters the little tiny space in-between the doors with me!! I was rather shocked, and very surprised he just came in and asked "are they open?" - if I were the 2nd guy to arrive, I would just keep walking. We had a few uncomfortable moments (for me, anyhow) until we saw Lily at the top of the stairs.

She comes down looking a bit out of sorts (seeing two of us, and she obviously left someone on the table upstairs)... she tells us to come back in 30 minutes - wait, really???? I told her I just called 5 minutes ago, and she said "yes. come back in half hour"... That is a first for me at WW - they don't usually do that.
So, the other guy turns to leave and says "well, if he called, then he must be first" or something like that.

If that was any of you - did you go back? I didn't go back. I was a bit miffed not only at WW for not telling me on the phone they were both busy, but also that the other guy actually joined me in the foyer. Moreover, I certainly felt that if I had returned, I might wind up being rushed through a visit. Although that's never happened before, they seemed so busy...

So, I called Jasmine, talked to Linda (Amy) and she said I could come over. She also told a small white lie, as I asked who was working and she said Linda and Lee... I've actually been wanting to give Lee a try, since I've had Linda like 4 times there. She isn't bad, but not close to either Susan or Lily (or Jess) at WW.

When I get there, she of course remembered me and was very happy to see me. Wished me Happy New Year about 6 times. When I told her I wanted to try "new girl Lee" she said Lee had gone out shopping, and she was trying to call her. So, while she dialed, I went to the men's room and heard her talking to Lee. Unfortunately, Lee wouldn't be back for about 45 minutes.
I was there, and so I decided to go with Linda since she isn't terrible. I just don't find her attractive, and she sweats a lot when she does the masssage. More on that later...

She was apologetic and told me next time I could try Lee. Massage was as-expected. Maybe a 5-6 on scale of 10, which is typical of Linda. Just not hard enough, and only spent about 20-25 minutes on entire back, including legs. She's all over the place, whereas the two gals at WW do a very structured massage that covers all the major muscle groups. She uses lots of oil, but she uses hot towel to wipe down.

Here's an interesting discovery:
While she was out heating up the towel (in the microwave), I lifted my head to look at the clock, but then I also noticed one of those barber-shop style hair clippers in a box on the shelf. When Linda came back, I asked her if they did haircuts there, too? She explained that sometimes the customer asks for her to shave their back (and front?). Well, I'm not an ape, but I have some hair on my back in pockets near lower back, and up near shoulders/neck. I thought that sounded pretty cool, so when she offered to do it for me, I accepted.

I thought you might all want to know this since it's just an added bonus - no extra charge, and it took only a minute or two. I noticed when I got home that she missed a few spots, but the light is very low in that room. Hair was collected into a paper towel.

Oh, also before the flip I told her to turn down the heat - not because I was too hot, but she was wiping her brow from sweat. If you don't know Linda, she's probably about 40, and has a spare tire but is otherwise average-looking. I just think she's out of shape and anything harder than medium is strenuous for her.

So, after the quick shave, she does some light-touch and tease, then has me flip over. She immediately is brushing the boys with one hand and my chest with other.

She raises her top and bra, so I have access to her b/c's (which are a little saggy, but nice nips)... but she first has to wipe sweat off them too! Ewwww...

She went right for the pop, and almost had me within 2 minutes, but just then the doorbell rang - it was probably Lee. She wanted to finish me, then answer the door, but it totally "reset" my boner and I knew it wasn't coming right away, so I told her to get the door.

After she had a few words with Lee, she came back and went right after it, with reckless abandon. A few times, she was pumping so hard, that it actually hurt a bit. Again, she gets very winded doing this strenuous work, and she was almost begging me to finish. This is the part I don't like - her English isn't terrible, but when she says "come on, baby, I like you very much" and "give me juice" - those sayings just don't have a very positive effect on me!

Finally, after some serious butter-churning action, I was able to coax a missile out of the silo. She was very relieved, and surprisingly she did a nice job with the "milking" and didn't remove her hand until I was 96% done. My pet peeve.

She wiped me with something paper (tissue or towel) then went for another wet towel, which was not very hot this time. Then, covered me up with the real towel and proceeded to do a nice face/head massage, followed by some brief rubbing over the rest of my body. I think this was so that I got the whole hour.

When we were done, she got me a bottle of water, and I tipped her my usual and we headed to the door. She promised me that I'd be able to try Lee next time. I will go back for that, but only when WW isn't an option. The massage skills of Susan and Lily are the best around, and although Jasmine was relaxing, it wasn't nearly as good as my last time with Lily.

I would have preferred to see Lily over at WW today, but I guess I was satisfied with my session at Jasmine - my expectations were lowered before I got there, so I wasn't disappointed.

Good luck to all! Hope if you were at WW today, you'll post a review so we know how their service was today!

JP

[Jakefourfun]

J4F. As you said there are a couple of cuties (and a couple not so much). Who did you have? Thanks

I had a new girl last time, bigger and I forget her name as she said it kind of funny.

I have had Natalia, a cute tiny thing that I enjoyed my massage from and would have loved to have seen her tiny titties.

Also had one other girl, Jammie I think. Also a young one, 20ish but not as tiny as Natalia. Jammie was still pretty fine and was wishing I was at a FS place with her (and Natalia) instead of a massage joint with no skin to be had.

I will keep trying tho!

J4f

[Ninad]

Can you please clarify your rating of 6 on looks - was it her face or her figure that was only so-so?

The rating of 6 is a reflection of both her looks and figure. Based on my subjective assessment, she is only slightly above average as far as looks and figure is concerned. Another thing that I forgot to post earlier, she told me (in her broken english) that she will be leaving for NY on Jan 10. So if I have understood her correctly, you might find some other person at this loaction. Hope this helps.

Thanks

[Rito1]

30-50 crew. Not that open as One Spa. I mean One Spa a couple of month ago. After the new regulation, I never went to RI. It might change.

I went to one spa on 1/1/10 read my report on the ri board.

[Keigy]

Is this Yummi that used to be on Wash St by the old flower stand? Very nice and friendly and used to use a lot of sanitizer? If is was then your rght she was great.

Yes, it is Yummi.

[Bigboy22]

I have seen a few reviews of Sunny Spa and it is very close to me. However, I havent seen any review mention the approximate ages of the girls. Is this an older crew or are they in their 20s?

Has anyone here been to both Sunny Spa and One Spa in Providence? If so, how would you compare the two?

30-50 crew. Not that open as One Spa. I mean One Spa a couple of month ago. After the new regulation, I never went to RI. It might change.

[Stressed Out]

I've been curious about this one on CL/THP. If you click on Metro West you'll see it with the above name and (Wellesley. Newton Line).

This is the same lady who used to advertise in the Phoenix as "best massage west of city" and used to work out of a residential building on Washington St. She's now is some office space not far from the Lower Falls Wine Co.

Japanese, early 30's, slim with nice small C's, large brown nips. Very friendly and playful once you get to know her. Above average, medium massage. Doesn't do feet but nice attention to face and scalp after HE.

70 plus 40

Is this Yummi that used to be on Wash St by the old flower stand? Very nice and friendly and used to use a lot of sanitizer? If is was then your rght she was great.