Massage Parlor Reports

**Stud Muffin314** · 01-03-10 13:18

Nino T, thanks for the advice for a newbie like me! Thanks to everyone for this most interesting forum. My little head has been screaming for new adventures lately but my rational head does not want to have any cell phone calls that are difficult to explain and wants to keep any new adventures as private and low-risk as possible. Now that I have learned that spas are not the answer, what's a newbie to do?

**JohnnyBeBad** · 01-03-10 11:08

Originally Posted by Self Hi5

Um....sexual acts in exchange for money.....yeah that's pretty much illegal!!!

In Illinois, the second part(the first part deals with sexual penetration)of the prostitution statute reads "any touching or fondling of the sex organ of one person by another"

**Datsurman** · 01-03-10 09:54

There used to be a woman who had a nice house in Schaumburg off of algonquin road. She was polish, mid-40s & gave an excellent professional massage. She had one room of her house set up with massage table, oils n piped music. She'd spend 15 exquisite minutes of massaging shoulders down to lower back. Then spend another 15 glorious mins on thighs n legs. Her signature move was to drag her nails lightly from tops of ur thighs to ankles several times before asking u to turn over. The massage so far was usually so good that mr. Happy was at full attention screaming for his turn to come up. But she completely ignores him. The next 30 mins is spent thoroughly massaging every inch of u except that one area that was most tense. The buildup in her sessions was tremendous. She never discussed tipping. Unfortunately I switched phones years ago n lost her #.

Originally Posted by Chi Troll

I am kind of tired of AMPs and EMPs and LMPs. What I really want to find is some woman (not Winnie) who offers massage from her home, who gives a good massage on the erotic side of legit, but definitely not just a tug hut. Any suggestions? I have rtff, but mostly what I have seen mentioned are the apartments, which is not my thing, based on what I have read. PM if necessary.

Thanks,

CT

**Self Hi5** · 01-03-10 09:24

Originally Posted by Mc Luvin

What constitutes prostitution anyways? I don't believe those girls did anything other than HR.

Um....sexual acts in exchange for money.....yeah that's pretty much illegal!!!

**Dee Mac** · 01-03-10 08:32

Originally Posted by Mc Luvin

What constitutes prostitution anyways? I don't believe those girls did anything other than HR. If thats prostitution, there are going to be a lot of closings then. It's too bad. They were all genuinly nice girls.

I think if the provider physically helps to make Mt Happy happy whether by hand, mouth, or any other part of her body, then it is considered prostitution. I guess if you self service then its not.

**Paleface** · 01-02-10 23:53

Originally Posted by fredspy

I completely agree with LordAlfred. Your SO is setting you up.

Them women folk is sneaky.

Thanks for this post. I hear you. I am thinking about it and about what Lord Alfred wrote. You two could be right that she's setting me up. I'm playing it cautious for now.

But if these services are available to women, it changes the game, at least in my house. What was that movie with Richard Gere? American Gigilo? If I hear any more I'll let you guys know. But you too. A lot of guys lurk in this forum. If you hear anything about this kind of thing, in this place in Lincoln Park or anywhere else, let us know.

**Member #5942** · 01-02-10 21:15

Originally Posted by Jesus Collins

There was no mention of it being shut down.

Was it shut down?

There was no mention of it being closed. I was told that no one answers the phone. The sliding doors do not open. Its temporary. However, this place will be watched if it reopens or relocates in EP. I would advise anyone to stay away because I assume the next bust would include a client. This is hard to do if there are only 3 rooms. Only my opinion Jesus. Thanks #9 LFC

**Member #5942** · 01-02-10 21:09

Hi Mc Luvin,

Prostitution is anything that involves exchange of money for sex. The girls did more than HJ. I agree with you about the girls being nice but only because they want money. There job is to create the illusion that you are the best customer that Lisunias ever had.

LE know exactly what went on there and many places because they have the tools. If they wanted to know who Nino Torres is or Northside Jim, all they need is to verify IP addresses. They read the forum

You are a good person to say that you feel bad for the girls. I don't because they have a choice to do different. They made the wrong choice, I do feel bad about that. All of those girls can find legit work elsewhere and be successful. In fact, the tall girl who worked there told me she had a college degree in Fin. The girls want quick cash. All of these girls can work as waitresses in restaurants and earn big tips. They have a great advantage, they are beautiful. That is why we go to them. They are not legit massage therapists.

**Lobo Karlov** · 01-02-10 16:26

I certainly hope they relocate and start again.

**Chi Troll** · 01-02-10 16:02

I am kind of tired of AMPs and EMPs and LMPs. What I really want to find is some woman (not Winnie) who offers massage from her home, who gives a good massage on the erotic side of legit, but definitely not just a tug hut. Any suggestions? I have rtff, but mostly what I have seen mentioned are the apartments, which is not my thing, based on what I have read. PM if necessary.

Thanks,

CT

**Dee Mac** · 01-02-10 14:07

Originally Posted by Fayleep

I'm sorry, but I'm a little confused about what you are trying to say. I don't know whether you are trying to say that this place is good or bad. You keep saying that we "owe" you, but for what? You mainly talked about your SO's experience and I'm pretty sure that the majority that is reading this is male, so this post that you made doesn't really apply for any praise.

What he is trying to say, I believe, is that he found a place where women can go to get the type of stress relieving massage that we tend to get from the lovely ladies. But for the women they get this studly black muscle man. So, you can send your girlfriends and wives to him, and then then your girlfriends can't complain when you go and get a massage at your favorite spa. What's god for the goose. So for giving you notice of this treat for your SO's he would like recognition and repayment in the form of good tips for massages this year.

**Fredspy** · 01-02-10 10:17

I completely agree with LordAlfred. Your SO is setting you up.

Them women folk is sneaky.

Originally Posted by LordAlfred

Hey man,

Not trying to be a wet blanket here but it kinda sounds to me like she may suspect you and is trying to get you comfortable enough about it to admit it (like "I did it and so its ok, we can talk"), then she can say "I made it up to catch you" and you're busted. Knowing what I know about many women (not all, but enough), they would probably be pretty pissed off if a masseur got too friendly like that. Think about it.

You may wanna play it cool for a while or take any possible precautions.

**Mc Luvin** · 01-02-10 10:12

Originally Posted by Northside Jim

Just wanted to give public props to Nino for mentioning a raid at L's months ago. I've been staying away due to the cost but that info was in the back of my mind as well. Be safe everyone, the charges may be minor but most of us have a lot to lose.

What constitutes prostitution anyways? I don't believe those girls did anything other than HR. If thats prostitution, there are going to be a lot of closings then. It's too bad. They were all genuinly nice girls.

I too remember hearing about the potential for a raid there. There were a few times I saw unmarked cars sitting out back and thought that was strange too. That place was being watched for more than 2 months. Also the new grocery market going up might have had something to do with this. I heard that Lisuna's was going to be closing and moving somewhere else anyways due to the new expansion on the grocery market. Too late, I guess. I hope the girls are ok.

**Jesus Collins** · 01-02-10 09:17

Originally Posted by Nino Torres

Just like Spa One, it will be closed for a month or less and eventually reopen with the same action going on.

There was no mention of it being shut down.

Was it shut down?

**LordAlfred** · 01-02-10 04:11

Hey man,

Not trying to be a wet blanket here but it kinda sounds to me like she may suspect you and is trying to get you comfortable enough about it to admit it (like "I did it and so its ok, we can talk"), then she can say "I made it up to catch you" and you're busted. Knowing what I know about many women (not all, but enough), they would probably be pretty pissed off if a masseur got too friendly like that. Think about it.

You may wanna play it cool for a while or take any possible precautions.

Originally Posted by Paleface

Good point. I did not mean to waste your time by confusing you.

I do not think that this place is good for us, not at all, too expensive for one thing. However, my SO has come back several times with stories about eastern european women here who do know how to massage, but are good looking. There might be something going on here, but if there is, it would be too expensive. We have better options all over the place.

But if you are living with a woman, this place might be interesting to her. My SO went there for a massage and was offered extras. The woman who was massaged by this guy just before my SO was obviously very satisfied. This is the first time I have ever heard about a massage parlor offering extras to a woman. I thought that might be interesting to you, that's all. If she ever finds out where I go and confronts me with it, I can change the subject to this place. I'm thinking it might be a good idea to buy her a gift certificate, kind of like an insurance policy for me.

You do not owe me anything. I was trying to be funny. Humor doesn't always work. The joke was that if you sent your own SO to this place, and she got a massage from this guy, then if she catches you, she wouldn't have anything to complain about because she was into the same stuff you were. Then, if you got out of trouble because of this post from me, theoretically, you would owe me. That's all.

Sorry about the confusion. I hope that this clears it up. The fact is, you do not owe me anything. Nobody owes me anything. If anything, I owe you. I've learned so much from this forum, I cannot begin to thank you guys. I try to post whenever I think I have something that I think might be interesting to you. That's the only way I know to give back.

Happy new year to everyone.