Massage Parlor Reports

**High Riser** · 01-03-10 23:27

Originally Posted by Barney

Don't waste your time here. Worst massage ever. really lame. COLD. she had a heater going but that didn't help much, one side alittle warm my other side was cold. Masssage lady, some old bag, had a big thick sweater on with a lab coat and fuckin snow boots. she said, oh its not cold, ya right. I could go on, there was alot more bullshit, like when I complained and wanted a refund, ha ha. She was really rude. There are alot of good places in Chinatown that treat you nice and give good service. but the main thing is don't wast your time or moneyat Crane

Barney

Barney,

Your certainly correct in your assessment of this place. I posted earlier this week that I won't return. Your post is more direct and gets to the point.

To all the mongers are considering this place, do yourself a favor and head somewhere else.

HR

**Barney** · 01-03-10 21:30

Don't waste your time here. Worst massage ever. really lame. COLD. she had a heater going but that didn't help much, one side alittle warm my other side was cold. Masssage lady, some old bag, had a big thick sweater on with a lab coat and fuckin snow boots. she said, oh its not cold, ya right. I could go on, there was alot more bullshit, like when I complained and wanted a refund, ha ha. She was really rude. There are alot of good places in Chinatown that treat you nice and give good service. but the main thing is don't wast your time or moneyat Crane

Barney

**Raoul Duke** · 01-03-10 21:20

Originally Posted by Nino Torres

Elmwood Park is a beautiful suburb and does not need a place like this in the area. I am in favor of LE doing their job to keep communities safe. That is my opinion.

Huh? This coming from a guy who, if memory serves me, indicated that he visited the place? Did you get religion? Do you have a connection to LE? I gotta admit, it's kind of odd. You appear to have inside info. too. What's the deal?

**Teabagplain** · 01-03-10 20:34

Originally Posted by Nino Torres

I remember discussing this in November on this board. The problem with this spa was that the employees got greedy and offered things much to soon. You can kind of guess who the initials stand for. They have been mentioned in the past forum reports.

Elmwood Park is a beautiful suburb and does not need a place like this in the area. I am in favor of LE doing their job to keep communities safe. That is my opinion.

Were Lisunia customers putting up graffiti? Were they getting drunk and starting fights? Were they selling drugs on the street corner? How does Elmwood Park actually benefit from having Lisunia shut down? There used to be people from different parts of Chicago who would drive to Lisunia and might occasionally spend money (on gas or food) in the local area. The girls themselves would likely spend some money locally as well. All Elmwood Park got from this is another vacant unit.

**Old School Mon** · 01-03-10 13:53

I'm coming to visit Chicago tonight, and I'm wondering if any of you have had experience with Thai Palace? If I don't hear back from one of you, I will probably TOFTT and report back.

Thanks in advance for the help! PM if you want.

Old School

**Stud Muffin314** · 01-03-10 13:18

Nino T, thanks for the advice for a newbie like me! Thanks to everyone for this most interesting forum. My little head has been screaming for new adventures lately but my rational head does not want to have any cell phone calls that are difficult to explain and wants to keep any new adventures as private and low-risk as possible. Now that I have learned that spas are not the answer, what's a newbie to do?

**JohnnyBeBad** · 01-03-10 11:08

Originally Posted by Self Hi5

Um....sexual acts in exchange for money.....yeah that's pretty much illegal!!!

In Illinois, the second part(the first part deals with sexual penetration)of the prostitution statute reads "any touching or fondling of the sex organ of one person by another"

**Datsurman** · 01-03-10 09:54

There used to be a woman who had a nice house in Schaumburg off of algonquin road. She was polish, mid-40s & gave an excellent professional massage. She had one room of her house set up with massage table, oils n piped music. She'd spend 15 exquisite minutes of massaging shoulders down to lower back. Then spend another 15 glorious mins on thighs n legs. Her signature move was to drag her nails lightly from tops of ur thighs to ankles several times before asking u to turn over. The massage so far was usually so good that mr. Happy was at full attention screaming for his turn to come up. But she completely ignores him. The next 30 mins is spent thoroughly massaging every inch of u except that one area that was most tense. The buildup in her sessions was tremendous. She never discussed tipping. Unfortunately I switched phones years ago n lost her #.

Originally Posted by Chi Troll

I am kind of tired of AMPs and EMPs and LMPs. What I really want to find is some woman (not Winnie) who offers massage from her home, who gives a good massage on the erotic side of legit, but definitely not just a tug hut. Any suggestions? I have rtff, but mostly what I have seen mentioned are the apartments, which is not my thing, based on what I have read. PM if necessary.

Thanks,

CT

**Self Hi5** · 01-03-10 09:24

Originally Posted by Mc Luvin

What constitutes prostitution anyways? I don't believe those girls did anything other than HR.

Um....sexual acts in exchange for money.....yeah that's pretty much illegal!!!

**Dee Mac** · 01-03-10 08:32

Originally Posted by Mc Luvin

What constitutes prostitution anyways? I don't believe those girls did anything other than HR. If thats prostitution, there are going to be a lot of closings then. It's too bad. They were all genuinly nice girls.

I think if the provider physically helps to make Mt Happy happy whether by hand, mouth, or any other part of her body, then it is considered prostitution. I guess if you self service then its not.

**Paleface** · 01-02-10 23:53

Originally Posted by fredspy

I completely agree with LordAlfred. Your SO is setting you up.

Them women folk is sneaky.

Thanks for this post. I hear you. I am thinking about it and about what Lord Alfred wrote. You two could be right that she's setting me up. I'm playing it cautious for now.

But if these services are available to women, it changes the game, at least in my house. What was that movie with Richard Gere? American Gigilo? If I hear any more I'll let you guys know. But you too. A lot of guys lurk in this forum. If you hear anything about this kind of thing, in this place in Lincoln Park or anywhere else, let us know.

**Member #5942** · 01-02-10 21:15

Originally Posted by Jesus Collins

There was no mention of it being shut down.

Was it shut down?

There was no mention of it being closed. I was told that no one answers the phone. The sliding doors do not open. Its temporary. However, this place will be watched if it reopens or relocates in EP. I would advise anyone to stay away because I assume the next bust would include a client. This is hard to do if there are only 3 rooms. Only my opinion Jesus. Thanks #9 LFC

**Member #5942** · 01-02-10 21:09

Hi Mc Luvin,

Prostitution is anything that involves exchange of money for sex. The girls did more than HJ. I agree with you about the girls being nice but only because they want money. There job is to create the illusion that you are the best customer that Lisunias ever had.

LE know exactly what went on there and many places because they have the tools. If they wanted to know who Nino Torres is or Northside Jim, all they need is to verify IP addresses. They read the forum

You are a good person to say that you feel bad for the girls. I don't because they have a choice to do different. They made the wrong choice, I do feel bad about that. All of those girls can find legit work elsewhere and be successful. In fact, the tall girl who worked there told me she had a college degree in Fin. The girls want quick cash. All of these girls can work as waitresses in restaurants and earn big tips. They have a great advantage, they are beautiful. That is why we go to them. They are not legit massage therapists.

**Lobo Karlov** · 01-02-10 16:26

I certainly hope they relocate and start again.

**Chi Troll** · 01-02-10 16:02

I am kind of tired of AMPs and EMPs and LMPs. What I really want to find is some woman (not Winnie) who offers massage from her home, who gives a good massage on the erotic side of legit, but definitely not just a tug hut. Any suggestions? I have rtff, but mostly what I have seen mentioned are the apartments, which is not my thing, based on what I have read. PM if necessary.

Thanks,

CT