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01-01-10 15:38 #5400Senior Member

Posts: 341Response to StudMuffin 314
Welcome to the forum Studmuffin314. You mentioned you are a newbie. Ive been doing this hobby for a long time and ran into the same situation that you describe. Dont feel bad, just learn from it and try to avoid the spas like Secretly yours, Ohare girls, Erotic Encounters on Lake St. In other words, avoid the spas that advertise in the Chicago Sun Times that do not have the word Oriental within the ad. If you can, pick a different hobby. I am still trying to keep the last 5 New Year resolutions.....Quit going to spas! I go each week and my odds for being in the wrong place at the wrong time increase. Once again, welcome to the forum.
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01-01-10 15:34 #5399Senior Member

Posts: 524They advertise on BP too. I visited them once a week ago, and that's enough for me unless there are more girls than the one I had. Unfortunately, she wasn't the one in the BP ad with the huge knockers. The one I had either was deaf or just had a speech impediment, but spoke almost no english. Her massage sucks big time-she doesn't know what soft means. I tipped her .2 for an uninspired HJ. Too bad since I can walk there from work, but I don't expect it to last long either since it's a rather conspicuous place to walk into.
Originally Posted by Bebop60
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01-01-10 14:17 #5398Senior Member

Posts: 83I miss Amy. Those girls had to end up somewhere, right? I can't believe they just vanished into thin air. Would love to know where they are now.
Originally Posted by Bruce Willis
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01-01-10 11:11 #5397Senior Member

Posts: 341It will reopen...
Just like Spa One, it will be closed for a month or less and eventually reopen with the same action going on.
Originally Posted by Northside Jim
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01-01-10 10:53 #5396Senior Member

Posts: 238I know. End of an Era. What a shame.
Originally Posted by Northside Jim
Once again, Illinois Sherrifs with nothing better to do. You know, there was a murder not a week ago about a block from there. But this is the news.
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01-01-10 09:53 #5395Senior Member

Posts: 140Holy Crap! I guess the rumors were true! Gonna miss that place. Had some fun times there. Haven't been there in a while because of the cost. The girls were nice I hope they're ok.
Originally Posted by Bebop60
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01-01-10 09:38 #5394Senior Member

Posts: 75I mean really?
This goes down while the true Criminals (Pat Quinn, Tom Dart, Todd Stroger, Mayor Daley, etc) are allowed to exploit the people of Illinois.
Originally Posted by Bebop60
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01-01-10 07:12 #5393Senior Member

Posts: 143To clarify
She told me about the previous client who staggered into the reception area in a zone, glazed eyes, plastered, you know what she meant. If not, go to Harvest or any of the others listed above, and look at yourself in the mirror afterwards.
The previous client was a woman who had just had a massage from this guy.
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01-01-10 06:00 #5392Senior Member

Posts: 36I'm sorry, but I'm a little confused about what you are trying to say. I don't know whether you are trying to say that this place is good or bad. You keep saying that we "owe" you, but for what? You mainly talked about your SO's experience and I'm pretty sure that the majority that is reading this is male, so this post that you made doesn't really apply for any praise.
Originally Posted by Paleface
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01-01-10 00:26 #5391Senior Member

Posts: 143Lincoln Park Spa
If you guys don’t owe me after this post, I don’t know what. I want PMs, with good stuff, your best stuff. You owe me now, no question about it.
http://www.lincolnparkmassage.com/
Lincoln Park Massage Spa
630 W. Webster Ave
Chicago, IL 60614
773-296-6300
My SO slipped out for a massage this afternoon. She came back all bent out of shape, a little like I come back after KM (Suzi, Grace, Julie), Harvest (Monica, bring her back!), 4112 (Ellen, Lillie, Sunny), or 1520 N Damen.
She’s been going to this place for a while now, and reporting back to me about good looking eastern European women, and mediocre massages. Yea, right.
She went back again today, and got a guy this time.
So, she said, he massaged my “gluteus maximus”, spent a lot of time “there” (wherever there is), here around my breasts, told me I didn’t need to keep those panties on, massage here too? Where? I asked her. He said, I’ll bet you got a lot of talent, let’s trade. Do we really need this towel, and so on for a good hour.
She told me about the previous client who staggered into the reception area in a zone, glazed eyes, plastered, you know what she meant. If not, go to Harvest or any of the others listed above, and look at yourself in the mirror afterwards.
She complained about all the oil on her body, must not have a table shower over there. I put her in the tub with a glass of white wine. Came back in half hour and she was ready to shut up.
His name is Wyman, big black dude, she said, I take my coffee like I take my men kind of guy. Send your women over there, and there’s no discussion.
What . . . . You want to talk about what? What about you?
If this place doesn’t have gift certificates, I’d like to know who else doesn’t.
Pm You know you owe me.
Oh, Happy new to year to everyone.
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12-31-09 23:00 #5390Senior Member

Posts: 341Interesting Tweet
I have nothing better to do than google the owners name from the bust. He is on twitter. I found the following tweet; "setting up my video camera system at one of my massage salons. Difficult to set up the web viewing portion. Tech support would be nice5:59 PM Apr 16th, 2009 from web" Does this mean that this guy was watching us on the net? I saw a camera when you walked in but not in the rooms. Oh yeah, he drives a Bentley GT too, Must be nice.
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12-31-09 22:10 #5389Senior Member

Posts: 341Regarding BeBop60s post, checkout the owners Facebook & Twitter
The guy seems lucky. He has tons of hot women as friends. His profile says he is the international man of mystery. Lucky guy, Nice to see where he uses our money. Olga is on there as well. Happy New Year guys.
What better way to spend New Years Eve than reading this site.
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12-31-09 19:35 #5388Senior Member

Posts: 341Chicago Tribune Posted Photos
Thanks for the post Bebop60. Just wanted to let our members know that The Tribune posted the photos. Olga still looks good without make up.
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12-31-09 19:25 #5387Senior Member

Posts: 74Cranes Oriental
Happy New Year,
As 2009 draws to a close I owed it to the forum to complete my assessment of Cranes Oriental on Kedzie ave. My initial post is dated December 19th reports that the AMP may hold promise due to a conversation with the Mama-san.
I called ahead and spoke with Crane she is the Mama-san and recalled our previous conversation. She then set-up an appointment with Ci-Ci. I arrived on time and Mama-san told me that she would give me a massage as Ci-Ci was with a client. I didn't want a repeat my previous visit so I was going to leave. At that point she had Ci-Ci quit her job with the one customer and had her start with me.
Ci-Ci (this may be the trendy name for AMP girls in 2010) is about 50, 5'4, 125 pounds. An overall 5. My thoughts turned to putting something between her cheek and gums but when she smiled it looked like she had already taken care of that. It looked like she had just had a pinch of chewing tobacco, her teeth were black.
She did give a very good massage and during the massage she said"long time no see". I didn't recall seeing her and I asked where she worked before, no answer. I named a few places in Chinatown and asked did she work at any of them? Again she didn't answer. Mama-san responded from the next room by saying she doesn't speak english. (Privacy is an issue as the walls don't reach the ceiling).
On the flip she pointed and received clearance. She went down for a BBBJ without negotiation. Due to the dental hygiene I waived her off and grabbed one of my covers. The CBJ turned out to be more h/j than b/j but it got the job done. I inquired if she is a F/S provider, through hand gestures and a hip thrust, her response was no. The inquiry was strictly for informational purposes as I knew I would be posting this session.
Forty minutes elapsed and its time to head to the table shower or so I thought. Mama-san comes in and say Ci-Ci has to see another customer who walked in. "OK" what do I owe for 40 minutes no table shower? She says. 6, the special is. 6 for 1 hr with T/S. Again I repeat 40 minute, no shower. She repeats. 6 but will take care of me next time. I told her there won't be a next time and gave her. 8 as it included Ci-Ci's tip. She then went back to her customer and while Ci-Ci was with hers. As I left I knocked on Ci-Ci's door and told her I left her a. 4 tip with Mama-san.
I won't return, but I did leave with a smile on my face.
HR
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12-31-09 19:13 #5386Senior Member

Posts: 341It was only a matter of time....
I remember discussing this in November on this board. The problem with this spa was that the employees got greedy and offered things much to soon. You can kind of guess who the initials stand for. They have been mentioned in the past forum reports.
Elmwood Park is a beautiful suburb and does not need a place like this in the area. I am in favor of LE doing their job to keep communities safe. That is my opinion.












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