Escort Reports

[Bayarea Hotguy]

Saw this provider off of CL recently, and have not had time to give you guys the heads up. Classic bait and switch, the cell photos she sends are VERY misleading, and she is about 10 to 15 years older than she claims to B. I saw her in a local Reston hotel, and besides being very late, she reeked of smoke, after claiming to be a non smoker, because I had STRESSED in our texts that I was adamant about seeing a non smoker only. Anyway, since she was already there, and the room was paid for, and it was too late to get anyone over there, I went for it. What a mistake. She smelled horrible, but I am so used to the sweet rose pussy of Susan the MILF in Herndon that I am a little spoiled now.

After not hurling, we did some doggy, and the smell from her ass was worse. Don't these girls know good hygiene techniques? For my 2. 0 it was only worth. 50, really.

So in conclusion, LOL. If you see an ad for MILF french lessons, and she will come to you, RED FLAG! Then if her name is Kim, and she has long black hair like a witch, RUN!

But hey, there is someone for everyone, and if you like overpriced, overused, smelly 50+ year old pussy, then she is all for you, enjoy.

[Bostonpeter]

Saw Benze as well, she isn't the youngest provider around, or the best looking, but she's still attractive and is a true GFE experience. She's also very vocal during the session, and a lot on the menu.

She told me she'll be here till the 15th of this month.

[Havin Fun]

Called and got my appointment in short notice. When I arrived at 6001 I was met by a cute little spinner. She was dressed in nice street cloths almost like she was going to work. Very little small talk and delt with the business end.

Got undressed and layed down for a less than stellar massage. On the flip she oiled me up pretty good and spent about 15 minutes just teasing and playing with me. Then her bra and panties were disgarded and the cover went on. Started with MIS, then K9. I needed a short break to gather my thoughts again so I gave her a little massage, which she loved. Then back to work with her on top. Had to finish with a HR, covers usually don't get it done with me.

All and all, a plesant time with a sweet girl, english skills were pretty good. She was been in US for 8yrs, mostly in NYC

PM for more details. This was not Kandi from other post.

[Free Mickey]

Is alive and well contrary to some reports about trouble. However, the talent that was there today left a lot to be desired! Kandi was her name, I was in and out within 15 minutes, this was my choice, not hers. Flabby, unfriendly, saggy tits. I swear based on the stomach, I was really wondering if she is pregnant.

I couldn't get out of there quick enough. Check the website, wait for new talent.

[Johnnie H]

Recently saw Benze at Thai Angels or Exotic Angels or whatever the agency is called. For those who haven't visited yet. This agency deals mainly through email. You have to fill out a lot of personal information and submit it through a contact form on their website. Then you wait for them to respond. I wasn't really expecting that when I called. Since I was looking for a same day visit. But those are their rules. After getting approval the next day I called to set an appt. The lady on the phone said Benze would fit what I was looking for.

For those interested in Greek adventures. This girl does allow that travel. But it costs extra. I wasn't interested so I didn't pursue it.

Benze is a nice sweet lady. But she did seem to be more pale than I have seen Thai women. She is not dark skinned at all. She isn't that small. At least she isn't tiny. But there is another girl there who is very tiny.

Attitude: 9

Looks: 7

Service: 8. 5

She is a total GFE. Lots of kissing. Long, wet BBBJ. I told her I was going to cum in her mouth. But she stopped and said that it costs extra. So I didn't. Another thing. This girl makes a lot of noise. She was almost yelling for me to do her harder and harder. We did at least 9 or 10 positions and she never complained. She also gave a really good massage at the end. That was standard a few years back. But a lot of the younger girls don't do that anymore.

Good times. Good GFE. I guess I should have reviewed the entire price list before I visited. But my visit was great.

Feel free to PM for any details.

[Asiandude1]

Can someone point me in the direction of this Sky place? Either the website or the phone number?

I have seen it mentioned as an agency and also as a girl's name if I am not mistaken.

[Roamin Roman]

Well, I can't say that I TOFTT in the traditional sense, because the service was as advertised and was thorough and competent. It was just a bit pricey (so I'll mark it down to my good deed for the month and New year's generosity). I'm referring to a gal who works in Merrifield and advertizes on CL occasionally ($.4 for an hour). She has studied massage therapy and gives a you very complete workover. Here are the basic vitals:

F/B/A/S: 7 / 6.5 / 8 / 9

Physical: Latina, ~5'-4", ~135#, 36D, dark curly hair

Other: Good personality, a bit bubbly, careful, good English skills

Trusted mongers can PM me for further details, if desired. YMMV from my experience. Overall, I had a good time, just not quite what I was looking for.

[Rejected Monke]

Once again. You don't know me and you don't even know my real name. So how are you going to ask bookers about me?

I get plenty of PMs from other members of the community ASKING ME for information and I share it. Anyone that doesn't want to read the reports can use the ignore feature.

I don't know what your intent is. But if you want to schedule a time when we can both go to an incall with different girls. We can then go out and have some drinks and discuss our encounters.

No one has to know your real name. You've already written a review that has been proven fake. You are a fraud. Your short posting history is full of contradictions.

Here is your fake review of a well-known scam artist, yet somehow you have made her your ATF and claim to have seen "Jade" twice at her "incall" location, despite the fact that this rip-off operation is outcall only.

Like I said, you are a fraud, and there is something very wrong with your entire posting history. If you were just obnoxious or obviously trolling, the ignore feature is great, but your attempts at building up fake credibility based on lies and misinformation make you very dangerous to this community. Your fake review alone should throw up huge warning flags.

In the slim chance that this is all just a colossal misunderstanding, PM me your phone number. I'll take you up on your offer and we can set something up. I've never participated in the famous roundtables back when the DC AMP scene was thriving, but I have actually visited a few places with other members on this board. If for whatever reason you can't make good on your offer to check some place out together and go for drinks afterwards, whether it be due to unexpected circumstances, or no place recognizes your number, then I think that pretty much seals the deal that you are either LE or the pimp associated with your fake review.

[Serpico99]

Angelina is great, a true milf.

http://dc-escorts.********.com/escorts/list/340781.htm

Had fun twice and want to go back.

DC location has limited parking but is manageable.

PM for details.

On that site posted above, she is described as Brazilian and then on her own site, she describes herself as Italian/European. Makes you go mmmmmmm.

[Crazy Spartan]

Just went and saw a provider on craigslist (link below). Definitely a bait and switch (though it was at a very nice hotel/resort which surprised me) since the provider was NOT the one in the picture. Waited about a half an hour before going up (she was "freshening up"). Not nearly as hot but was ok enough for me (f-6, b-6. Kinda flabby). She was seemed borderline paranoid about LE and asked several times on the phone if I was and gave me the "friendly" handshake as soon as I walked in. She did mention that there was several of them workin the same room. Put my 1. 0 gift on the counter and as far as the rest you can pm me but it went average. Someone else called after we were done and she said the gift was 0. 8, I was kinda ticked at that but I let it go pretty fast since I thought it cheap anyway. (she probably got 5 calls in 3 minutes when I was there. Someone is makin alot of dough), Overall recommendation is if you wanna go cheap because you are broke like me then it is not a bad bet but don't expect a drop dead hottie like in the pic. Happy new year!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...531603921.html

[Johnnie H]

Sky is good but I've only seen one girl there in 6 months that was even close to being GFE. None of them want to kiss and the BBBJ - if there is one - lasts about 10 seconds if you are lucky.

They are all rushed, too. A few of them are really good looking, though. I have been badgered for tips from 2 of the girls there - which is something that I don't really like.

Thai Angels seems to always have great GFE service - even though the girls are not as good looking. The price is a little bit higher. I'm going to put a review up for Benze shortly.

Sky says they are under new mgmt, but the old familiar voice on the phone hasnt changed. The quality of ladies may have. Met with a GREAT provider today for an hour, goes by the name of Crystal. A+ all the way, standard fare and price for sky. I can't understand why anyone would spend any money anywhere else. Beautiful girl, nice bolt ons, and very attentive & attractive.

[Sashimi]

I recently reported about a bait and switch at a local motel off of Rte 1. The enticing ad leads you to believe that FS is being offered but when you get there you ask for fs and you are told it is not available.

Wary of this deal, on Wednesday I tried one of the lesser known CC in TC and they seem to be running a variation of a b&s. You call and are told to go to a hotel, then when you get they give some excuse that you are early and offer you another girl at a nearby location. There are many possibilities, there may be multiple locations where they they employ several girls (and not only the one in the ad), but you are always using up your time and gas in accomodating their meager staff resources. This new hooking up method of having a monger drive all over TC is aggravating, and expensive albeit profitable for the agency. Just the fact that you are being misled about the location and choice of girls makes it very suspicious. In addition, the receptionist is not user-friendly..
http://www.eros-dcn.com/sections/was...an_escorts.htm

[Jojo565]

Angelina is great, a true milf.

http://dc-escorts.********.com/escorts/list/340781.htm

Had fun twice and want to go back.

DC location has limited parking but is manageable.

PM for details.

[Alpha D]

Gents,

With great pleasure I am reporting on a visit I had with Virginia Jackie (Google search under this name will produce the desire result). With exception for her age in her web page being no more than a couple years off, Miss Jackie lives up to every inch of her photos and she is very charming.

You will need to host for her, but she is worth the effort. Trusted members can PM for details.

F-7 for her age she is quite attractive and great lips and smile
B-8.5
A-8.5
S-9.0
A-9.5

She smokes but it was not a major put off (and I don't like cigarrette smoke/breath/taste)

Will repeat. Highly recommed if you like petite, toned, tanned, MILFs with southern charm and intense libido.

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[Sashimi]

I checked out this CL ad today

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...528913031.html

I called for an appointment, and was directed to a sleazy motel off of Rte 1. When I got there I called and was given a room number. I proceeded to the room and found a scantily-clad, nice looking young asian girl. The rest goes downhill from here. I plunked down the entrance fee and asked what services would be provided. The answer was less than full-service at which signal, I scooped up the donation and proceedded out the door. On my way out the bathroom door opened and luckily rather than some oversize longshoreman a girl came out, cursing and scolding the other. I realized that this was a bait and switch and all one was to receive would be a massage. Don't recommend unless your looking for a pricey massage.