Massage Parlor Reports

[Northside Jim]

Just wanted to give public props to Nino for mentioning a raid at L's months ago. I've been staying away due to the cost but that info was in the back of my mind as well. Be safe everyone, the charges may be minor but most of us have a lot to lose.

[Babeefacexxx]

The guy seems lucky. He has tons of hot women as friends. His profile says he is the international man of mystery. Lucky guy, Nice to see where he uses our money. Olga is on there as well. Happy New Year guys.

What better way to spend New Years Eve than reading this site.

I didn't see Olga on his list Nino. 800 friends is alot to go through. LOL.

Its a shame I never got to see how huge her tatas supposedly were.

[Paleface]

I'm sorry, but I'm a little confused about what you are trying to say. I don't know whether you are trying to say that this place is good or bad. You keep saying that we "owe" you, but for what? You mainly talked about your SO's experience and I'm pretty sure that the majority that is reading this is male, so this post that you made doesn't really apply for any praise.

Good point. I did not mean to waste your time by confusing you.

I do not think that this place is good for us, not at all, too expensive for one thing. However, my SO has come back several times with stories about eastern european women here who do know how to massage, but are good looking. There might be something going on here, but if there is, it would be too expensive. We have better options all over the place.

But if you are living with a woman, this place might be interesting to her. My SO went there for a massage and was offered extras. The woman who was massaged by this guy just before my SO was obviously very satisfied. This is the first time I have ever heard about a massage parlor offering extras to a woman. I thought that might be interesting to you, that's all. If she ever finds out where I go and confronts me with it, I can change the subject to this place. I'm thinking it might be a good idea to buy her a gift certificate, kind of like an insurance policy for me.

You do not owe me anything. I was trying to be funny. Humor doesn't always work. The joke was that if you sent your own SO to this place, and she got a massage from this guy, then if she catches you, she wouldn't have anything to complain about because she was into the same stuff you were. Then, if you got out of trouble because of this post from me, theoretically, you would owe me. That's all.

Sorry about the confusion. I hope that this clears it up. The fact is, you do not owe me anything. Nobody owes me anything. If anything, I owe you. I've learned so much from this forum, I cannot begin to thank you guys. I try to post whenever I think I have something that I think might be interesting to you. That's the only way I know to give back.

Happy new year to everyone.

[Barney]

I miss Amy. Those girls had to end up somewhere, right? I can't believe they just vanished into thin air. Would love to know where they are now.

I was in Boise a few years ago and was doing a check of talent before I made a choice and ran into a lady from Singapore in Highland. Lisa? It didn't hit me right away. Some good places out there, or there was a few years ago.

Barney

[Member #5942]

Welcome to the forum Studmuffin314. You mentioned you are a newbie. Ive been doing this hobby for a long time and ran into the same situation that you describe. Dont feel bad, just learn from it and try to avoid the spas like Secretly yours, Ohare girls, Erotic Encounters on Lake St. In other words, avoid the spas that advertise in the Chicago Sun Times that do not have the word Oriental within the ad. If you can, pick a different hobby. I am still trying to keep the last 5 New Year resolutions.....Quit going to spas! I go each week and my odds for being in the wrong place at the wrong time increase. Once again, welcome to the forum.

[George W. Bush]

I think Time Out and Far East on Higgins are the same - new place on CL

They advertise on BP too. I visited them once a week ago, and that's enough for me unless there are more girls than the one I had. Unfortunately, she wasn't the one in the BP ad with the huge knockers. The one I had either was deaf or just had a speech impediment, but spoke almost no english. Her massage sucks big time-she doesn't know what soft means. I tipped her .2 for an uninspired HJ. Too bad since I can walk there from work, but I don't expect it to last long either since it's a rather conspicuous place to walk into.

[Weed Streeter]

A couple of years ago I went to the now infamous Peking Spa in East Chicago on my birthday and the manager (Kathy) had Amy (possibly the hottest amp chick I ever saw) give me a free hour of full service but I was a regular customer.

I miss Amy. Those girls had to end up somewhere, right? I can't believe they just vanished into thin air. Would love to know where they are now.

[Member #5942]

Holy Crap! I guess the rumors were true! Gonna miss that place. Had some fun times there. Haven't been there in a while because of the cost. The girls were nice I hope they're ok.

Just like Spa One, it will be closed for a month or less and eventually reopen with the same action going on.

[Jesus Collins]

Holy Crap! I guess the rumors were true! Gonna miss that place. Had some fun times there. Haven't been there in a while because of the cost. The girls were nice I hope they're ok.

I know. End of an Era. What a shame.

Once again, Illinois Sherrifs with nothing better to do. You know, there was a murder not a week ago about a block from there. But this is the news.

[Northside Jim]

4 arrested in Elmwood Park prostitution sting
December 31, 2009 4:01 PM


A Norridge man who owns a massage parlor in Elmwood Park and three of his employees were arrested Wednesday night after a two-month investigation into alleged prostitution at the establishment, Cook County sheriff's police said today.

GD-S, 35, has been charged with four counts of conducting massage without a license. Two employees -- OP, 23, of Chicago and MD 38, of Norridge -- also were charged with the massage, plus one count each of prostitution, according to a statement.

A third employee, TM, 30, of Glenview, was charged with conducting a massage without a license.

Sheriff's investigators began investigating Lisunia's Spa, 2434 N. Harlem Ave., after being approached by Elmwood Park officials suspicious of possible prostitution going on there, police said.

"On at least two occasions, undercover officers were offered sex acts in exchange for money while at the business," the statement said.

All four defendants have posted $1,000 bond and were released.

Holy Crap! I guess the rumors were true! Gonna miss that place. Had some fun times there. Haven't been there in a while because of the cost. The girls were nice I hope they're ok.

[Lobo Karlov]

This goes down while the true Criminals (Pat Quinn, Tom Dart, Todd Stroger, Mayor Daley, etc) are allowed to exploit the people of Illinois.

4 arrested in Elmwood Park prostitution sting

December 31, 2009 4:01 PM

A Norridge man who owns a massage parlor in Elmwood Park and three of his employees were arrested Wednesday night after a two-month investigation into alleged prostitution at the establishment, Cook County sheriff's police said today.

GD-S, 35, has been charged with four counts of conducting massage without a license. Two employees. OP, 23, of Chicago and MD 38, of Norridge. Also were charged with the massage, plus one count each of prostitution, according to a statement.

A third employee, TM, 30, of Glenview, was charged with conducting a massage without a license.

Sheriff's investigators began investigating Lisunia's Spa, 2434 N. Harlem Ave., after being approached by Elmwood Park officials suspicious of possible prostitution going on there, police said.

"On at least two occasions, undercover officers were offered sex acts in exchange for money while at the business, " the statement said.

All four defendants have posted $1, 000 bond and were released.

[Paleface]

She told me about the previous client who staggered into the reception area in a zone, glazed eyes, plastered, you know what she meant. If not, go to Harvest or any of the others listed above, and look at yourself in the mirror afterwards.

The previous client was a woman who had just had a massage from this guy.

[Fayleep]

If you guys don’t owe me after this post, I don’t know what. I want PMs, with good stuff, your best stuff. You owe me now, no question about it.

http://www.lincolnparkmassage.com/

Lincoln Park Massage Spa
630 W. Webster Ave
Chicago, IL 60614
773-296-6300

My SO slipped out for a massage this afternoon. She came back all bent out of shape, a little like I come back after KM (Suzi, Grace, Julie), Harvest (Monica, bring her back!), 4112 (Ellen, Lillie, Sunny), or 1520 N Damen.

She’s been going to this place for a while now, and reporting back to me about good looking eastern European women, and mediocre massages. Yea, right.

She went back again today, and got a guy this time.

So, she said, he massaged my “gluteus maximus”, spent a lot of time “there” (wherever there is), here around my breasts, told me I didn’t need to keep those panties on, massage here too? Where? I asked her. He said, I’ll bet you got a lot of talent, let’s trade. Do we really need this towel, and so on for a good hour.

She told me about the previous client who staggered into the reception area in a zone, glazed eyes, plastered, you know what she meant. If not, go to Harvest or any of the others listed above, and look at yourself in the mirror afterwards.

She complained about all the oil on her body, must not have a table shower over there. I put her in the tub with a glass of white wine. Came back in half hour and she was ready to shut up.

His name is Wyman, big black dude, she said, I take my coffee like I take my men kind of guy. Send your women over there, and there’s no discussion.

What . . . . You want to talk about what? What about you?

If this place doesn’t have gift certificates, I’d like to know who else doesn’t.

Pm You know you owe me.

Oh, Happy new to year to everyone.

I'm sorry, but I'm a little confused about what you are trying to say. I don't know whether you are trying to say that this place is good or bad. You keep saying that we "owe" you, but for what? You mainly talked about your SO's experience and I'm pretty sure that the majority that is reading this is male, so this post that you made doesn't really apply for any praise.

[Paleface]

If you guys don’t owe me after this post, I don’t know what. I want PMs, with good stuff, your best stuff. You owe me now, no question about it.

http://www.lincolnparkmassage.com/

Lincoln Park Massage Spa
630 W. Webster Ave
Chicago, IL 60614
773-296-6300

My SO slipped out for a massage this afternoon. She came back all bent out of shape, a little like I come back after KM (Suzi, Grace, Julie), Harvest (Monica, bring her back!), 4112 (Ellen, Lillie, Sunny), or 1520 N Damen.

She’s been going to this place for a while now, and reporting back to me about good looking eastern European women, and mediocre massages. Yea, right.

She went back again today, and got a guy this time.

So, she said, he massaged my “gluteus maximus”, spent a lot of time “there” (wherever there is), here around my breasts, told me I didn’t need to keep those panties on, massage here too? Where? I asked her. He said, I’ll bet you got a lot of talent, let’s trade. Do we really need this towel, and so on for a good hour.

She told me about the previous client who staggered into the reception area in a zone, glazed eyes, plastered, you know what she meant. If not, go to Harvest or any of the others listed above, and look at yourself in the mirror afterwards.

She complained about all the oil on her body, must not have a table shower over there. I put her in the tub with a glass of white wine. Came back in half hour and she was ready to shut up.

His name is Wyman, big black dude, she said, I take my coffee like I take my men kind of guy. Send your women over there, and there’s no discussion.

What . . . . You want to talk about what? What about you?

If this place doesn’t have gift certificates, I’d like to know who else doesn’t.

Pm You know you owe me.

Oh, Happy new to year to everyone.

[Member #5942]

I have nothing better to do than google the owners name from the bust. He is on twitter. I found the following tweet; "setting up my video camera system at one of my massage salons. Difficult to set up the web viewing portion. Tech support would be nice5:59 PM Apr 16th, 2009 from web" Does this mean that this guy was watching us on the net? I saw a camera when you walked in but not in the rooms. Oh yeah, he drives a Bentley GT too, Must be nice.