Massage Parlor Reports

**Mini Man** · 11-05-09 10:19

I read alot of reports here on Ocean spa so i decided to try it. The reports were generally accurate.

I parked out front and hoped i would not get a ticket. Walked inside and was met by a nice full bodied asian woman of about 50. She directed me to a clean room and i undressed. she left and came back when i was on the table. She started the massage and i tried to rub her leg, she backed away. The word i got was no touching. She did my back and spent alot of time on my ass and groin area. She gives a good massage. She pays more attention to the groin then most. After a very good massage she asked me to flip.

The massage was great, the attention to the groin area was great, but the lack of any roaming and her unattractive appearance left me soft. I did manage to cum but it was not the best. It was a good price, $50 plus $20 tip for an hour.

I may return, but there are many more attractive women out there, not many that massage as well, but this is not just about the massage is it?

**Momo Epez** · 11-04-09 19:44

But I used to, and thats why I am almost blind.

Originally Posted by Cimfan

With all the stings, laws being changed, AMP's closing and all the legal mumbo jumbo we all have to worry about, I'm thinking we should add another category to the site. This category would be titled "The Man's Category". In this part of the site would be posts about the cute Dunkin Donuts chick at the drive through, the hot bank teller, the MILF in the supermarket, your sons girlfriend, the neighbors wife, the postwoman, etc. Etc. The reason its called the mans category is because we all know anyone can get anything with a few bucks in their pocket but to go out and get something for free would be a real man's accomplishment. I wonder how Jackson would feel about this?

Don't admonish me, I'm just thinking out loud here.

**Dan Wesson** · 11-04-09 19:43

Hey MM,

I believe that I have been jacked off by some pretty classy ladies in pretty high style! I consider it a necessary medicinal procedure. I figure if the weed heads can legalize their vice, we should be able to legalize ours. Not sure why I am rambling. Over and out!

**Dan Wesson** · 11-04-09 19:37

PWH,

Definitely hot but a little expensive for my budget.

**Ebloke** · 11-04-09 15:14

Here is the ad:

Oriental Massage With Beautiful Asian Staff. W4m (chemsford) Date: 2009-11-04, 9:04AM EST Reply to: serv-vnp94-1450846631atcraigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads? ]

Warm and comfortable Massage Place

Full Body Massage

Please call: 978-505-5608

* Location: chemsford * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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PostingID: 1450846631

Was feeling like some asian today and have been interested in relativly new ad on CL. I did a few searches but didn't see anything so I decided to TOFTT. Sigh. I called the number and the girl I talked with on the phone was the one I saw and she was very friendly and bubbly. A half hour later, I was not at a "warm and comfortable massage place" but rather a cheap motel just off of Rt495. The girl looked very similar to the one in the pic below. It could actually be her. She was very cute. About 5'3 and thin with redish hair pulled back into a ponytail. She was wearing a tight pink tank and short shorts with a thong obviously showing when she turned around and a tattoo on her back. Quoted.7 for the house fee and asked me to get comfortable on the bed. The massage was non-existant. She gives a very soft touch rub from head to toe with some non-scented lotion (oil was an option) with a little teasing of the boys as she goes past the upper thighs. This lasted about five minutes and was told. "Ok, flip please". Another five minutes of the same type of head to toe "massaging" (with full roaming allowed) and she says. "Ok, handjob? " with a little hand shuffle motion in case I didn't understand her accent. It was.4 if I wanted just that, but I asked if anything else was on the menu and she says everything is available. She initially wanted $ for the tip, but I offered.6 and she said ok. She jumps off the bed, takes off all her clothes and reaches for a cover. She laid across me with a decent CBJ for a little bit while I explored with my hands and fingers. As soon as I got a finger inside, she says. "Ok, let's go" and gets into the mish position. She does have a beautiful face and gives a little theatrics to be enjoying it. We do a little CG and I finish off with some K9. As soon as I pulled out, she says. "Ok, shower time" and pulls off the cover and started up the shower for me. When I got out, she was waiting to dry me off, helped me get dressed and put my shoes on. Not sure if this was out of courtesy or helped get me out the door faster, LOL.

When I called, I heard other voices in the back, so there may be other girls available. Also the bathroom area was quite a mess. There was a tampoon out on the back of the toilet seat, not used but in the applicator. The were a couple of boxes of Summer's Eve visible, one open right next to the shower.

It definitely felt rushed; including the shower, I was out in a little less than 40 minutes. I love an asian woman her size and the location was good for me. I don't think I would recommend or see her again tho.

Looks: 7

Massage: 3

Service: 6

Damage: $.3

See again: No

Cheers,

EBloke

**Cimfan** · 11-04-09 14:51

With all the stings, laws being changed, AMP's closing and all the legal mumbo jumbo we all have to worry about, I'm thinking we should add another category to the site. This category would be titled "The Man's Category". In this part of the site would be posts about the cute Dunkin Donuts chick at the drive through, the hot bank teller, the MILF in the supermarket, your sons girlfriend, the neighbors wife, the postwoman, etc. Etc. The reason its called the mans category is because we all know anyone can get anything with a few bucks in their pocket but to go out and get something for free would be a real man's accomplishment. I wonder how Jackson would feel about this?

Don't admonish me, I'm just thinking out loud here.

**TheMassageMan** · 11-04-09 12:58

Originally Posted by Motoman36

I tried Cindy, age 25, at xxx-xxx-2210 on Broadway this week. Due to recent surgery, all I wanted was a good masssage and some "up close thigh work" for a little excitement. Cindy is 25, very cute and sweet, but the massage was just an oily skin rub and she stayed well away from anything even a little fun. I diid get her talking a bit, she's working on her english, having studyed it in school in Shanghai.

Won't repeat.

I know Cindy if you want a top knotch, massage then go because she always gives the full hour no cheating time and is a great massage person but don't go for happy ending that is not her style she has class, and doesn't need to jerk people off for a living.

EDITOR's NOTE: This report was originally written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING and thus it was edited to
normal case lettering. In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. Thanks!

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Hi Themassageman,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...

Would you please refrain from WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!

It's difficult to read and it's time consuming to fix.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!

Jackson

**Rito1** · 11-03-09 22:25

The law passed in providence. Indoor prostitution is no more.

**Member #4868** · 11-03-09 21:36

Dan
If you get any good info please pass it on.

In the meantime, for your viewing pleasure:

http://www.missaudreytrouble.com/photos/

She just left Boston a few weeks ago..

pwh

Originally Posted by Dan Wesson

Anybody got a line on a good looking Japanese provider?
Shoot me a PM, it will be much appreciated.

**Dan Wesson** · 11-03-09 21:22

Anybody got a line on a good looking Japanese provider?
Shoot me a PM, it will be much appreciated.

**Momo Epez** · 11-03-09 17:10

Originally Posted by Capeed

Has anyone tried that asian massage in Rockland on craiglist.

Is there any extras or is it just a massage?

Good massage is all I got.

**Neddd** · 11-03-09 16:50

Originally Posted by Stressed Out

I went a couple more times for just the massage and I was more satisified than the one with the finish. Bottom line is go for the massage and forget the finish. You'll be just as happy. And I met the husband and he is a nice guy. It won't matter if he is at home or not.

But from her stories I'll bet that in her past she was the kind of lady that would give you the experience of your life. Somethiong to think about as you get your great massage. SO

I go for the massage and more importantly the finish! I could never be happy leaving a cutie like you described and not getting finished off. To me that's torture, Like going to your favorite restaurant just to smell the food!

**Kikyo** · 11-03-09 15:36

On this fine Fall day of Nov 3rd, I visited the City of Presidents for the first time when the polls were open to those who hoped for change, to those who hoped for the same, and to those who are cynics. While the citizens of Presidents went and voted for a Mayor who was either a Felon or a Cock, I stopped by to see an Angel on Handjob Street.

Rather than seeing an Angel as I hoped, I was given change and out came Amy. She asked for patience as hope and change does not come immediately while another gentlemen was handed another inside job. Then it was my turn as I lightened my wallet of $60 and hopped on bed facing down. I told Amy times were tough so give it to me hard. She jumped on top and hammered my muscles, then held on the poles as she cracked my spine. Talk about back breaking work!

But this couldn't have lasted and like a politician, Amy asked for a flip flop. Then like State Senator Marzilli, she grabbed Dick by the bottom and started to milk the taxpayers. Her skills were good and I had to concede she was a master debater. My taxes were raised by another $40 at the end. On this election day, I came in hoping for an Angel, but next time I'll ask for change. The polls are still open.