Massage Parlor Reports

**Yakblat** · 10-05-09 12:43

I'm brand new to the forum, but I did some rummaging through old posts and found a small listing for another newbie. While researching them I ran across this webpage that contained several of them, so I'm figuring the others are similar.

http://www.spahunters.com/spas/Virginia/

Yak-

**Yakblat** · 10-05-09 09:26

I've been traveling to South American for a few years so I never looked around NOVA for any massages. Now that my SA days are over for a while, I'm pleased to find an active forum here. I had no idea there was so much available. And English is so much easier to read than Portuguese. I never heard of a table shower until I read a few posts-sounds wonderful. Anyway, I'm looking for a good deep tissue massage that's just a little bit naughty at the finish. Alexandria, Arlington, as close to the river as possible.

Yak

**Tjanos** · 10-05-09 07:10

Originally Posted by Nice 499

Saw Judy at 112 yesterday and it was the best session I've ever had. I have been mongering in the area for the last 5 years and can say without a doubt that Judy is the best provider I've seen. In addition to being "drop-dead gorgeous", her attitude and service was excellent.

Looks: 10
Attitude: 10
Service: 10
Upsell: None

Was she asian?

Can you please provide cost of the service?

**Roamin Roman** · 10-05-09 01:22

Stopped by one of the lesser-reviewed NoVa establishments last week, partly for recon purposes and partly because I wanted a decent muscle rubdown after a workout at the gym. In spite of its location, which one would normally expect would give it a higher profile than it has, it took me a couple minutes to find the entrance and make my way to their entrance. The inside of the host facility is non-descript, at least as far as the street entrance, "lobby," and stairwell. Once inside the AMP, though, everything took on the familiar appearance that characterizes most of these establishments.

Arrival & Preliminaries (7.5)

Perhaps because it was I arrived for the last appointment of the night, or perhaps because there was only one therapist there at the time, I had to wait about a minute at the door before someone answered. All the same, Jenny greeted me with a smile, ushered me in, and led me to the room, which was actually a larger room that was sectioned off with one of those folding divider doors. She took the entrance fee (.8) and asked if I wanted a shower.

Shower (7.5. 8)

Even though I had just finished working out and had a shower at the gym, I figured "What the heck?" It was unseasonally cool outside, even for an early Autumn night, and I figured the shower would help warm me up. I was glad I did. Although it was a shower stall, it was modern, roomy, and clean. And, they had hot instead of lukewarm water. I lingered a bit before finishing up and stepping out, whereupon I had to dry myself off and make my way back to the room. (In fairness to the therapist, I believe she was locking the street entrance door and taking care of other things while I was in the shower, so she wouldn't have to attend to them after I left.)

Rubdown (9)

Jenny knows the techniques of her trade. She spent ample time on the back, shoulders, arms, thighs, feet, neck, scalp, and shoulders (again). And, she didn't just rub the muscles in a back-and-forth manner common to manny therapists who really don't know how to give a decent massage/rubdown. She actually worked the muscle groups and worked out the kinks. By the time she asked me to turn over, I felt like a rag doll.

Ending (8.5)

Well, this being a legitimate establishment, they have limits here. However, as it was the end of the night (or maybe it was just my charm, or maybe she had never shaken hands with a Roman Senator), Jenny proceeded to apply oil and begin a very nice finishing technique. And, with a little coaxing, she let me pull down the shoulder straps on her top to expose a nice set of 36Cs. Then, she took over and gave a nice slow handshake for a few minutes, building tension, gradually increasing the rhythm until Little Roman finished filibustering and collapsed from exhaustion, having said his peace.

Departure & Overall (8.5)

Throughout the session, from the moment she began until the moment I left and entered the elevator, Jenny was a bubbly sort who made me feel welcome (in spite of the initial wait at the entrance and the wait after the shower). The facility is clean and, apparently, fairly new. At least it has a newish look to it. The carpet and floors are clean, the shower stall was clean, the room was clean. The don't appear to "recycle" their towels but instead discard them after each customer. As for the tip, I left slightly more than standard (.5), because the massage itself was superlative and because (per Jenny's own words) it had been a slow day. In spite of the overall good quality of this place, I doubt that guys like Bradley1 or Xsham would like it, so I won; t recommend it to them. To all others, if you want a good legitimate massage at the end of a hard day or after a rigorous workout, this might just fit the bill nicely.

Therapist
Age: Late 20s or early 30s
Physical: ~ 5'-8", 130#, natural 36Cs, curly dark hair, not slim but not thick
FBAS: 8 / 7.5 / 9 / 9
Repeatability: 8.5

Facilities
Cleanliness: 9.5
Convenience: 10
Discreetness: 7.5
Hours: 10am-11pm

Since this place is located in a place that also houses other businesses, and because the jurisdiction it's located in probably doesn't want an AMP to have a very high profile (even as the jurisdiction might tacitly accept that AMPs will exist within its boundaries), I've refrained from providing the name and address. Interested trusted members who know me can PM me for more info. Responses to all others will be based on a review of their post histories.

**Nice 499** · 10-03-09 15:17

Saw Judy at 112 yesterday and it was the best session I've ever had. I have been mongering in the area for the last 5 years and can say without a doubt that Judy is the best provider I've seen. In addition to being "drop-dead gorgeous", her attitude and service was excellent.

Looks: 10
Attitude: 10
Service: 10
Upsell: None

**Loader401** · 10-01-09 16:13

A coupleof days ago, I saw Sunny. I told her about Sony-who I saw earlier-and she says that she needs to change her name because everyone mixes up their name. Anyways, Sony was on vacation and so I decided to let her give me the session. I was not dissapointed. She was older and nothing special to look at, but she wasnt ugly. She did have some nice ski slop tits. All I wanted that day was a BJ-however, I wasn't sure if she was into it because she kept saying, next time this next time that. I'll treat you good next time, come back next week when we have a younger girl. I think she was suprised I really wanted to see what she could do. Anyways, she was flattered and gave me an outstanding BJ. It was CBJ first then as I roamed a bit, and let my fingers do the talking, she took off the cover and proceeded with an awesome BBBJ. She let me CIM and off I went. I love this place. Early mornings always seemed the best time IMHO.

**Any Mouse** · 10-01-09 15:14

Had been there before with not-so-great results, but was pushed for time, so I stopped by. Therapist was older, a bit chunky, Nice headlights (w/ a bit of sag).

Good TS, Good Massagee, N++ finish.

If you can't figure it out and I know you, PM.

AM

**Justforme** · 09-30-09 23:15

I posted this with details because the guy wwho answered was a real prick; appears to have moved on and expaned in other areas.

Originally Posted by Justforme

Express Connections 888-896-6880 Open Till 12Am|Visa|Mastercard|Amex|

Visited this night and originally set up with a Pleasant, gave me my code and then told me to call when I was near. When I called as I neared a guy was on the phones and what a “D”. Anyway, made it to my appointment at the Vantage @ Merrifield Town Center, 8190 Strawberry Lane, Apt 408.

Was let into the apartment and the selection that I was told I would have to choice from must have dried up and I was left with a older (younger than the AMP usually). She might have been really great about ten years ago. She gave a nice theroputic massage and flipped and ended the theroputic and went to the HJ. Good job there but no more was offered (as I was looking).

The lady, though worth the was not what I was expecting as I was expecting young and latin and a choice of said. The rude phone ass who claimed to be the owner in business for twenty years was a “D” and soured my experience to the point of leaving before entering but…

Your call 410-960-9865!

**Yuengling69** · 09-30-09 21:30

Based on some words from a wise monger, I went to see Yumi. The massage was a little to stong for me and I am paying for it today, I'm a little stiff in the neck, but loose everywhere else.

I recommend a visit.

**Fatpig** · 09-30-09 17:11

Went to Kings in Sterling. Saw Sunny. Really not good looking with lots of makeup but great body. TS was decent and the massage was just as good. Great neck and scalp massage. standard nova with standard tip. I will go back. decent place and it looked like there was another girl that looked just like her.

seniors can get details if want since some have shared tips with me.

**Jojo565** · 09-30-09 15:47

Originally Posted by Hammerin

One of my ATFs. Bring back the good ole days!

Hammerin

Oh I remember those days, one had a couple of no mentions from there.

**Jojo565** · 09-30-09 13:18

Originally Posted by Hammerin

One of my ATFs. Bring back the good ole days!

Hammerin

Ah yes, the good ole days.

Only had a few from there that disappointed.

**Zoomster** · 09-29-09 15:23

Originally Posted by Bbinsider

I'm getting the impression from reading some of these posts that FS is not common at NOVA AMPs. Please tell me I'm mistaken. I'm from Atlanta where FS is always there for the taking.

There used to be establishments in PWC where FS was readily available, but several raids and shut downs over the past two years have eliminated FS from the menu of every AMP I know about.

**Hammerin** · 09-28-09 23:05

One of my ATFs. Bring back the good ole days!

Hammerin

**Yuengling69** · 09-28-09 22:22

I can't remember the name of the little (oldish) lady at 1880, but I can tell you that the trip was good and worth skipping lunch. Well, I did eat at the Y. Anyway, I do know that she has only been in town for about a month, and didn't know that so many places were uptight. She said not to worry, all friends her.