Massage Parlor Reports

**Gus Hogan** · 09-30-09 22:11

Originally Posted by GreyHare

I will be traveling to Chicago on business mid next week and will be staying around 500 N Michigan. I have been reading this forum for several weeks and mapquesting every time a report gives an address for a MP or AMP but to no avail. I am looking for a massage with an ending that would put a smile on my face and my question is easy. Is there any place that meets my needs within safe (late afternoon or early evening) walking distance of my hotel? The listings that I see on CL or BP that say downtown still seem quite a distance and I would rather not have to rent a car. A second choice would be to take a cab from the hotel but I need a place when it is easy to catch a cab back. As an alternative, I see numerous listings for outcall massage services. I realize most of you locals would not use this type of service but if you have a suggestion, I would appreciate it. I am looking at MPs and AMPs as it seems that the escort situation in Chicago is very expensive.

PM if needed and many thanks for the info.

You really should read the forum more closely. If you are actually mapping the responses, you already know the answer. I have more than one cab company name programmed in my cell phone, so even locations on Western, Cicero, Archer, or where ever or not an issue. Moving past that, if you actually had mapped anything, you already would know which of the many places in "China Town" were within a short "L" ride. 500 N. Michigan means you likely want a red line ride, which takes you within walking distance of many great places. If you transfer from the red line to the orange line at Roosevelt, your universe of places grows.

That leads me back to the key point, read the forum, look at your maps, look at the CTA route maps, and make up your own mind.

**Raincoater** · 09-30-09 21:29

I was in the mood for a quick relaxation session this morning, so I stopped by a restaurant where you can get anything you want...

Anyway, I'd stripped down and was laying on the table, when the masseuse came in saying, "sorry, wrong room!" grabbing my clothes and hustling me off to another room next door. I then enjoyed a decent massage/HR, so no big thing. But anyone had that happen to them? What gives?

RC

**Keto69** · 09-30-09 18:20

Originally Posted by Enderwiggen

Has anyone ever been to these spas?

http://www.gentlemenspages.com/magazine/spas.htm

Namely the ohare spa? and if so, what is it like.

Don't waste your time it's a major ripoff. In my experience if a spa is open 27/7 then It is usually going to be a ripoff jack shack. I've been taken too many times to make that mistake again.

**Ncogni2** · 09-30-09 16:33

I would have to agree with Vegas. The 2 chicas that I prefer are almost never tehre anymore. I don't know if they still go there or not. I never had the testicular capacity to ask too. Don't want to offend the other chicas.

That's why I'm glad i found out about that other place on Western that is close to me. :P

**Barney** · 09-30-09 15:10

Read CL again. under Ther. there is one right there. Also read the ad for one that says Chinatown and Mill. Park or may be it says downtown. Right south on Michigan Av. 8s. Barney

Originally Posted by GreyHare

I will be traveling to Chicago on business mid next week and will be staying around 500 N Michigan. I have been reading this forum for several weeks and mapquesting every time a report gives an address for a MP or AMP but to no avail. I am looking for a massage with an ending that would put a smile on my face and my question is easy. Is there any place that meets my needs within safe (late afternoon or early evening) walking distance of my hotel? The listings that I see on CL or BP that say downtown still seem quite a distance and I would rather not have to rent a car. A second choice would be to take a cab from the hotel but I need a place when it is easy to catch a cab back. As an alternative, I see numerous listings for outcall massage services. I realize most of you locals would not use this type of service but if you have a suggestion, I would appreciate it. I am looking at MPs and AMPs as it seems that the escort situation in Chicago is very expensive.

PM if needed and many thanks for the info.

**Golferfore** · 09-30-09 13:13

I'll just take that one off the list of acceptable options, thanks for the heads up.

Originally Posted by Jacktreehorn

Not sure about the protocol on this one, but I went to City Message the Thursday before last. Had a very nice massage and TS, with HR from LeiLei, and everything seemed fine. LeiLei seemed to clear off the towels that were used, and I saw her clean the TS after the shower. Over that weekend, I got a boil that quickly turned into an abcess, and it was diagnosed as MRSA. A Methocillin Resistant Staphacoccous Aureaus infection. Pretty serious stuff. I just got out of the hospital. Now, I have no way of knowing that I got it there, but I have absolutely no history of abcess or infection of this type, and I know that I will not be returning there. So I thought it fair to share that info with my fellow mongers.

**Vegas1357** · 09-30-09 12:22

Just FYI, Jin/Yin recently has had a lot of staff changes and the new girls are really chubby, definitely not in the good curvy way. I actually walked out of there once and the next time I went back had the same problem and the lady behind the counter said she had been having "staffing" issues.

I was a regular there and the lady did suggest leaving my phone number which she said she would pass on to my regular masseuse, but I don't give mine out. Jin/Yin regulars may want to try that or try elsewhere for now. It's really too bad as I liked that place, they kept it pretty clean and I often got discounts from typical LMP pricing. Hopefully they can get some new girls in that don't weigh as much as I do!

**GreyHare** · 09-30-09 08:53

I will be traveling to Chicago on business mid next week and will be staying around 500 N Michigan. I have been reading this forum for several weeks and mapquesting every time a report gives an address for a MP or AMP but to no avail. I am looking for a massage with an ending that would put a smile on my face and my question is easy. Is there any place that meets my needs within safe (late afternoon or early evening) walking distance of my hotel? The listings that I see on CL or BP that say downtown still seem quite a distance and I would rather not have to rent a car. A second choice would be to take a cab from the hotel but I need a place when it is easy to catch a cab back. As an alternative, I see numerous listings for outcall massage services. I realize most of you locals would not use this type of service but if you have a suggestion, I would appreciate it. I am looking at MPs and AMPs as it seems that the escort situation in Chicago is very expensive.

PM if needed and many thanks for the info.

**Doctor Tounge** · 09-29-09 18:22

Originally Posted by Nighthawk55

IIRC,

That standard fare comes at a premium price.

Yes. That's now $.6, used to be $$. Even with the reduction, its not worth it.

**Jacktreehorn** · 09-29-09 13:51

Originally Posted by Pura Vida

I decided to take advantage of the $55 special, 1 hour including TS. I had Amy, petite, cute, not much on top, maybe 24 years old. The massage was actually quite good surprisingly. I sent the right signals and was rewarded with a fair amount of teasing. I wasn't allowed to handle any of the goods. I finished up with a TS and a nice soapy HR. No discussion of tip, so I left.4. A very nice time for under a bill, so nice I went back for repeat a few days later!

Puer Vida,

I have had almost identical experiences with Amy and Anna. Both gave fantastic massage with lots of teasing, and the TS/HR seems to be the modus operandi over there. Three great experiences, all for under $. And I know three other mongers who have had the same experiences. I don't mean to shill for one place, but they have consistently delivered.

**Babeefacexxx** · 09-29-09 13:25

Went to a place on 26th recently. Heard Sunny was there and when I had her on Pulaski a few months ago she said she'd hook me up next time.

So I paid for half and when we got in the room she reneged. She said I'm young girl, I should get more than that. I don't get that shit, is'nt something better than nothing. She said she would get another girl who is older who may do what I want for what I was offering. She got Amy and I gave.4 for a nude hr. Body was'nt bad for an older chick. It got me horny so I offered.2 more for FS and away we went. Wow so tight. I think I'm gonna try an take a break guys. It consumes me too much sometimes.

Later

**Silvio** · 09-29-09 10:09

I don't know about you but. I've had some really nice times with Krystal from Our Neighborhood Day Spa on cermak. So while at the Target in my hood on the southside with the SO and my son I see Krystal at the checkout counter right next to me. I'm sure she seen me too but were both in a pickle cuz we couldn't exactly say hi to each other so we both stole a glance and quirky smile as we left. She walked right in front of me and she was wearing her usual painted on jeans and tight top. Fuck she was hot. So I immediately flashed back and remember how I've gotten her nude and hugged her ass and fondled her when naked. I almost got a full on chubby. This is all while walking out with the SO and boy. Good thing I was behind them while I admired Krystals hot ass. Turns out she parked not too far from me so I went to purposely return the shopping cart while the SO put the boy in the baby seat. She had parked right next the the cart returns so we stole another guilty smile and she drove off. Has anyone been in a similar sitch. This is the 3rd run in with a provider I've had.

**Nighthawk55** · 09-29-09 09:11

Originally Posted by Doctor Tounge

Other than that, standard Chinese fare.

IIRC,

That standard fare comes at a premium price.

**Jacktreehorn** · 09-29-09 06:56

Originally Posted by Golferfore

Grabbed a quick hour at the above located on 31st street, this is really the south side equivalent of KM, always reliable, always good service and no discussion of dinero. Just the rub and the tug. Had Suzy today and she gave me a great massage. A little older, smaller on top, but good work nonetheless, btw they have parking in back if you would like to skip the street.

Gf

Not sure about the protocol on this one, but I went to City Message the Thursday before last. Had a very nice massage and TS, with HR from LeiLei, and everything seemed fine. LeiLei seemed to clear off the towels that were used, and I saw her clean the TS after the shower. Over that weekend, I got a boil that quickly turned into an abcess, and it was diagnosed as MRSA. A Methocillin Resistant Staphacoccous Aureaus infection. Pretty serious stuff. I just got out of the hospital. Now, I have no way of knowing that I got it there, but I have absolutely no history of abcess or infection of this type, and I know that I will not be returning there. So I thought it fair to share that info with my fellow mongers.

**Pura Vida** · 09-28-09 19:31

I was in the area and decided to give 6237 a try. It was a brand new space, clean, .45 for 30 min. Including TS. As posted in earlier reports the staff is on the very mature side. TS was thorough, she didn't miss a spot. The massage was less than enthusiastic. Since I was there, I said what the heck and negotiated.6 for a BBBJ. I probably will not repeat.