Massage Parlor Reports

**Chicag0** · 09-28-09 12:40

Originally Posted by Chi Guy

Corner of Rand & Central MY ASS!!! Call 'em and you'll find that it's really the place located on NW Hwy. just west of Mt. Prospect Road that's been reported on here ad nauseum as a rip off. Stay away!

They also formerly advertised located at Mt. Prospect Rd and Central. Too bad, as some of the women at this place are very nice, very hot and give very nice massages (Helena comes to mind - YUM! I would pay a lot for her). They should just heavily market themselves as a legit spa and go for that rather than trying the misleading advertising crap they have now. They would probably do more business and save us mongers the bs.

**Chi Guy** · 09-28-09 08:29

Originally Posted by Chi Whatsup

I've seen the question brought up a couple times but no one has answered to my knowledge. I was wondering if anybody knows of a place that does the body slide type massage or nuru. I appreciate your help and thank you in advance.

It's been answered before. Just search for "soapy massage."

**Chi Whatsup** · 09-27-09 23:32

I've seen the question brought up a couple times but no one has answered to my knowledge. I was wondering if anybody knows of a place that does the body slide type massage or nuru. I appreciate your help and thank you in advance.

**Chicago Slim** · 09-27-09 23:20

Originally Posted by Dazhiba

Who have thought the magnificent mile would now have a chinese massage ( I mean acupressure) place. Not an amp, but none the less young chinese gals with good skills and they do know how to 'acu'-rately release some pressure. 500 Michigan Ave. advertising on back page.Stay safe

Thanks for the heads up. I hope it's a good place. About time there was something in this area.

**Golferfore** · 09-27-09 22:30

Grabbed a quick hour at the above located on 31st street, this is really the south side equivalent of KM, always reliable, always good service and no discussion of dinero. Just the rub and the tug. Had Suzy today and she gave me a great massage. A little older, smaller on top, but good work nonetheless, btw they have parking in back if you would like to skip the street.

Gf

**Chi Guy** · 09-26-09 22:45

Originally Posted by Gooch

...Now the one at Rand & Central has my curiosity. TS and cash only, with a 773 number in Mt Prospect?

Corner of Rand & Central MY ASS!!! Call 'em and you'll find that it's really the place located on NW Hwy. just west of Mt. Prospect Road that's been reported on here ad nauseum as a rip off. Stay away!

**Manos3** · 09-26-09 14:36

Originally Posted by Wraithking

Just went to the school. Started off with the euro girl. She Is very legit. On the flip she said other girl will finish. Barbra came in. The owner. She did the flip at the end no talk about extras she just went right to it. Was dissaointed with the euro but Barbra made up for it. Tip.4. Pays to be military just home from afghan I guess.

The owner's name is Jessica Parks - goes by Kim, but also uses a bunch of other names.

Did you have her, or did they change hands?

**Jacktreehorn** · 09-26-09 06:12

Originally Posted by Dangerously

The restaurant really has impacted their business, especially on weekends. They have a back-door exit for privacy, but it cannot be used to enter.

Business is so bad that they have not paid their gas bill, so there is no TS for the time being.

The upside is that a customer gets a non-rushed treatment, but there has not been any downward adjustment in their pricing or tipping policy yet.

Also, I believe the Europeans are gone now.

I have to agrre with these posters. I have been there twice now, once with Anna, the other time with a really hot young Euro whose name escapes me. Laid out.90 for an hour and got bumpkus. Fairly decent massage, but nothing else. And the second time, I told the young Euro I had been there before, and she says Anna's not here, so sorry. Well, I am sorry, but they won'tt be getting anymore of my business.

Too bad, because it is right by my work.

**Deizel5** · 09-26-09 00:52

For Willowbrook anytime they look real/taken in the apt/hotel, they are real. In fact I think he has been posting only real pics for awhile now. That's y he gets my business- and the girls I've seen lately have been amazing.

Originally Posted by Brandonkelly

Is she actually the girl in the pictures?

**Brandonkelly** · 09-25-09 22:38

Originally Posted by Nudus81

Went to see the asian therpist in the Willowbrook apt. Met with Maya. Korean girl with an OK face, terrific body and an outstanding FS massage. She was actually disappointed I didn't stay a little longer after. Unfortunately I couldn't but I would have loved too.

This is the first time in years that I actually felt like I got my money's worth. $.6 total.

Is she actually the girl in the pictures?

**Wraithking** · 09-25-09 20:47

Just went to the school. Started off with the euro girl. She Is very legit. On the flip she said other girl will finish. Barbra came in. The owner. She did the flip at the end no talk about extras she just went right to it. Was dissaointed with the euro but Barbra made up for it. Tip.4. Pays to be military just home from afghan I guess.

**Ncogni2** · 09-25-09 19:25

Thanks to a recent poster, I have found a place that is a couple o' blocks away from where I reside.

The facade of the building looked professional as well as the inside. It looks just like that of another spa along Western Avenue near the medical district, only bigger. As previously observed, they had aprox. 4 or 5 rooms with the table shower at the end.

I casually went inside and saw 2 chicas. One was at the desk and the other was sitting down reading a magazine. I spoke to the person at the desk, and I let her know that it was my first time by telling her that I didn't know they were there and that I no longer had to go all the way down the street anymore (reffering to 2 other LMPs) since they were way closer. She smiled and asked what the places were and I obliged. Now they know, exactly why I'm there.

I don't remember the therapist's name but she was a bit tall, nice chest and wore a tank top. The massage wasn't all that but hey, who are we kidding? We all know why most of us are there. When the time to flip came, was quoted the usual LMP of.5/.5/.5 and, as the previous poster did, I too shrugged it off and told her that I could not afford it and that it was more than what I get charged at the other places. She went on to massage me and finally asked what I had. Told her I had 35. I prepared myself for ridicule but to my surprise, she buckled and gave way.

My fellow mongers, I propose that we keep this said location at bay. They said that they've been here for only 4 months. Let's try and see if we can keep them at.4 max for a hand and max of.6 to.75 for anything else. All in favor?

**Wraithking** · 09-25-09 19:10

Just left galaxy and was turned away. Will not return.

**Mj138** · 09-25-09 13:07

My criteria is good massage with TS included for $60. If it's over $60 I will not go. Also, I hate AMP's on busy streets like Ashland and Western. I do not want FS at an AMP, but a relaxing finish is very welcomed. My current fav is KM. Consistent service and not on a main road so you can get in and out without a neighbor seeing you.

**Nudus81** · 09-25-09 11:43

Went to see the asian therpist in the Willowbrook apt. Met with Maya. Korean girl with an OK face, terrific body and an outstanding FS massage. She was actually disappointed I didn't stay a little longer after. Unfortunately I couldn't but I would have loved too.

This is the first time in years that I actually felt like I got my money's worth. $.6 total.