Massage Parlor Reports

**Chicago Slim** · 09-27-09 23:20

Originally Posted by Dazhiba

Who have thought the magnificent mile would now have a chinese massage ( I mean acupressure) place. Not an amp, but none the less young chinese gals with good skills and they do know how to 'acu'-rately release some pressure. 500 Michigan Ave. advertising on back page.Stay safe

Thanks for the heads up. I hope it's a good place. About time there was something in this area.

**Golferfore** · 09-27-09 22:30

Grabbed a quick hour at the above located on 31st street, this is really the south side equivalent of KM, always reliable, always good service and no discussion of dinero. Just the rub and the tug. Had Suzy today and she gave me a great massage. A little older, smaller on top, but good work nonetheless, btw they have parking in back if you would like to skip the street.

Gf

**Chi Guy** · 09-26-09 22:45

Originally Posted by Gooch

...Now the one at Rand & Central has my curiosity. TS and cash only, with a 773 number in Mt Prospect?

Corner of Rand & Central MY ASS!!! Call 'em and you'll find that it's really the place located on NW Hwy. just west of Mt. Prospect Road that's been reported on here ad nauseum as a rip off. Stay away!

**Manos3** · 09-26-09 14:36

Originally Posted by Wraithking

Just went to the school. Started off with the euro girl. She Is very legit. On the flip she said other girl will finish. Barbra came in. The owner. She did the flip at the end no talk about extras she just went right to it. Was dissaointed with the euro but Barbra made up for it. Tip.4. Pays to be military just home from afghan I guess.

The owner's name is Jessica Parks - goes by Kim, but also uses a bunch of other names.

Did you have her, or did they change hands?

**Jacktreehorn** · 09-26-09 06:12

Originally Posted by Dangerously

The restaurant really has impacted their business, especially on weekends. They have a back-door exit for privacy, but it cannot be used to enter.

Business is so bad that they have not paid their gas bill, so there is no TS for the time being.

The upside is that a customer gets a non-rushed treatment, but there has not been any downward adjustment in their pricing or tipping policy yet.

Also, I believe the Europeans are gone now.

I have to agrre with these posters. I have been there twice now, once with Anna, the other time with a really hot young Euro whose name escapes me. Laid out.90 for an hour and got bumpkus. Fairly decent massage, but nothing else. And the second time, I told the young Euro I had been there before, and she says Anna's not here, so sorry. Well, I am sorry, but they won'tt be getting anymore of my business.

Too bad, because it is right by my work.

**Deizel5** · 09-26-09 00:52

For Willowbrook anytime they look real/taken in the apt/hotel, they are real. In fact I think he has been posting only real pics for awhile now. That's y he gets my business- and the girls I've seen lately have been amazing.

Originally Posted by Brandonkelly

Is she actually the girl in the pictures?

**Brandonkelly** · 09-25-09 22:38

Originally Posted by Nudus81

Went to see the asian therpist in the Willowbrook apt. Met with Maya. Korean girl with an OK face, terrific body and an outstanding FS massage. She was actually disappointed I didn't stay a little longer after. Unfortunately I couldn't but I would have loved too.

This is the first time in years that I actually felt like I got my money's worth. $.6 total.

Is she actually the girl in the pictures?

**Wraithking** · 09-25-09 20:47

Just went to the school. Started off with the euro girl. She Is very legit. On the flip she said other girl will finish. Barbra came in. The owner. She did the flip at the end no talk about extras she just went right to it. Was dissaointed with the euro but Barbra made up for it. Tip.4. Pays to be military just home from afghan I guess.

**Ncogni2** · 09-25-09 19:25

Thanks to a recent poster, I have found a place that is a couple o' blocks away from where I reside.

The facade of the building looked professional as well as the inside. It looks just like that of another spa along Western Avenue near the medical district, only bigger. As previously observed, they had aprox. 4 or 5 rooms with the table shower at the end.

I casually went inside and saw 2 chicas. One was at the desk and the other was sitting down reading a magazine. I spoke to the person at the desk, and I let her know that it was my first time by telling her that I didn't know they were there and that I no longer had to go all the way down the street anymore (reffering to 2 other LMPs) since they were way closer. She smiled and asked what the places were and I obliged. Now they know, exactly why I'm there.

I don't remember the therapist's name but she was a bit tall, nice chest and wore a tank top. The massage wasn't all that but hey, who are we kidding? We all know why most of us are there. When the time to flip came, was quoted the usual LMP of.5/.5/.5 and, as the previous poster did, I too shrugged it off and told her that I could not afford it and that it was more than what I get charged at the other places. She went on to massage me and finally asked what I had. Told her I had 35. I prepared myself for ridicule but to my surprise, she buckled and gave way.

My fellow mongers, I propose that we keep this said location at bay. They said that they've been here for only 4 months. Let's try and see if we can keep them at.4 max for a hand and max of.6 to.75 for anything else. All in favor?

**Wraithking** · 09-25-09 19:10

Just left galaxy and was turned away. Will not return.

**Mj138** · 09-25-09 13:07

My criteria is good massage with TS included for $60. If it's over $60 I will not go. Also, I hate AMP's on busy streets like Ashland and Western. I do not want FS at an AMP, but a relaxing finish is very welcomed. My current fav is KM. Consistent service and not on a main road so you can get in and out without a neighbor seeing you.

**Nudus81** · 09-25-09 11:43

Went to see the asian therpist in the Willowbrook apt. Met with Maya. Korean girl with an OK face, terrific body and an outstanding FS massage. She was actually disappointed I didn't stay a little longer after. Unfortunately I couldn't but I would have loved too.

This is the first time in years that I actually felt like I got my money's worth. $.6 total.

**F Blaster** · 09-25-09 01:58

Let me preface this by saying this happened a few months ago. I'd been meaning to post about it, but I was dealing with some health issues and then I just plain forgot. At the time, I was in desperate need of a good real massage. I thought I'd try this place out on a whim.

Galaxy is on Western just south of Montrose in the spot where Bamboo used to be. The place used to look like a dumpy shack, but the outside was spruced up fairly nicely. Bamboo was a LMP, but Galaxy looked like it may be an AMP from the outside. Nope, still a LMP.

Called before I went and was quoted .6 for the hour with TS included. The price was definitely right. Walked in to find the receptionist at her desk and another girl who looked like she was napping. Both Latina with similar bodies, what I call fireplugs - short, thick and curvy. Both girls were cute, but not my cup of tea.

The receptionist tried to talk me into a 4-hand for an extra Andy. I didn't really have that much money to spend, so I declined. I was a bit taken aback by how both girls looked at me. They looked at me like they hadn't eaten for a week and I was a medium rare porterhouse. I'm not the greatest looking guy, so it was flattering and yet unnerving at the same time. I'd never been looked at like a piece of meat before, at least not to my knowledge.

The place was laid out with 4 rooms on the left with walls that went all the way to the ceiling (Yessss!!!!), although a ventilation shaft ran through the rooms and you could probably hear what was going on in the other rooms. Fortunately, I was the only one in the place. The decor was very sparse, like they could leave everything behind on a moment's notice if they needed to. The TS room was in the back; very roomy, with a nice large table.

The napper (I think her name was Liz) led me to my room so I could undress. I almost had to remind her about the TS. I love table showers when they're done right. This might have been the worst one ever, completely half-assed. I barely got wet. Seriously. She did make sure the private parts were nice and clean. No surprise there.

Back to the room, where I laid face down. She ran her fingers very lightly over my body for a few minutes. No technique whatsoever, but it did feel good. She was leaning her body against the massage table, and I wasn't sure, but it felt like her pussy was on fire! After about ten minutes, she had me flip. Uh oh.

Some more light touching and then she got down to business. I asked what the pricing was, and she rattled off the standard 50/50/50. I chuckled and said I couldn't afford it, so she should just finish the massage. The look on her face was priceless. She had NO FREAKIN' CLUE as to what to do next. It seemed like she was saying to herself, "You mean I have to massage this guy for another forty minutes?!?!"

A little more light touching, and she asked me what I could afford. I could've squeezed her for .2, but she was nice, so I said .4. That sealed the deal. I closed my eyes and relaxed. She surprised me by grabbing my hand and placing it on her breast. I didn't think the top was coming off. I lifted my head and sucked on her nipples, which were nice and firm. I reached under her skirt and wow, no panties! I started fingerblasting and yes, her pussy was as hot as I thought it was. A little DFK with the HE, cleaned me off with a hot towel, and away I went.

She wasn't my type, but I'm sure she would appeal to several here on this forum. I'd repeat only if other options were unavailable. The TS was awful, and there was really no massaging involved. I want it all; a great massage and a great HR. Still on the lookout.

**Dynomutt** · 09-24-09 18:13

Cops can solicit, pay, and still press charges against the providers. Read the article.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33003900...ews/?GT1=43001

5 bikini baristas accused of prostitution

Women reportedly charged up to $80 to strip down while fixing coffees

EVERETT, Wash. -

Five Washington state baristas charged customers to touch their breasts and buttocks at an espresso stand where servers wear bikinis to draw business, police said.

The five were charged Wednesday with prostitution. Charging money for that kind of touching falls under the city's definition of prostitution.

The Everett Herald reports the women were charging up to $80 to strip down while fixing lattes and mochas.
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During a two-month investigation, detectives also saw the women lick whipped cream off each other and pose naked for pictures at the Grab-n-Go Espresso stand in Everett, about 30 miles north of Seattle.

Owner Bill Wheeler told KCPQ-TV employees sign a policy prohibiting the kind of behavior alleged by police. He said anyone caught doing anything illegal would be fired.

The women, ages 18 to 24, were not arrested, said Sgt. Robert Goetz. They were expected to be in Municipal Court in a few weeks to answer misdemeanor charges.

40 complaints
Police have received more than 40 complaints in the past year of women exposing themselves at coffee stands. Goetz said the department investigated Grab-n-Go because it had the most complaints.

"This was about alleged conduct, not about what the women were wearing," he said. "They could have been wearing parkas and if they continued to conduct themselves that way, we still would have filed the criminal charges."

Undercover detectives began posing as customers in mid-July.

During one visit, a barista allegedly told a detective that for $20, she and another barista would give him a show. He paid and they bared their breasts and pulled down their undergarments.

The women also charged customers to play "basketball," a game in which customers threw wadded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underwear, detectives said.

The city council is expected to decide next week whether to change the city's lewd conduct ordinance to cover espresso stands.

**Adsseca2** · 09-24-09 17:04

Originally Posted by Antonio

Would not recommend the offerings at her Belmont location. Mechanical, uninspired performances. Best bet remains "Linda" at the North ave. Location (do a search for previous posts about her).

Avoid Yuki at Belmont.- she is the worst G. Has ever had work for her. Bad massage, everything rushed, not to mention fat and ugly. Got half an hour for my one hour payment. Sakura/Akemi/Eva (all same woman) not much better. Linda is definitely the best of the three.