Massage Parlor Reports

**F Blaster** · 09-25-09 01:58

Let me preface this by saying this happened a few months ago. I'd been meaning to post about it, but I was dealing with some health issues and then I just plain forgot. At the time, I was in desperate need of a good real massage. I thought I'd try this place out on a whim.

Galaxy is on Western just south of Montrose in the spot where Bamboo used to be. The place used to look like a dumpy shack, but the outside was spruced up fairly nicely. Bamboo was a LMP, but Galaxy looked like it may be an AMP from the outside. Nope, still a LMP.

Called before I went and was quoted .6 for the hour with TS included. The price was definitely right. Walked in to find the receptionist at her desk and another girl who looked like she was napping. Both Latina with similar bodies, what I call fireplugs - short, thick and curvy. Both girls were cute, but not my cup of tea.

The receptionist tried to talk me into a 4-hand for an extra Andy. I didn't really have that much money to spend, so I declined. I was a bit taken aback by how both girls looked at me. They looked at me like they hadn't eaten for a week and I was a medium rare porterhouse. I'm not the greatest looking guy, so it was flattering and yet unnerving at the same time. I'd never been looked at like a piece of meat before, at least not to my knowledge.

The place was laid out with 4 rooms on the left with walls that went all the way to the ceiling (Yessss!!!!), although a ventilation shaft ran through the rooms and you could probably hear what was going on in the other rooms. Fortunately, I was the only one in the place. The decor was very sparse, like they could leave everything behind on a moment's notice if they needed to. The TS room was in the back; very roomy, with a nice large table.

The napper (I think her name was Liz) led me to my room so I could undress. I almost had to remind her about the TS. I love table showers when they're done right. This might have been the worst one ever, completely half-assed. I barely got wet. Seriously. She did make sure the private parts were nice and clean. No surprise there.

Back to the room, where I laid face down. She ran her fingers very lightly over my body for a few minutes. No technique whatsoever, but it did feel good. She was leaning her body against the massage table, and I wasn't sure, but it felt like her pussy was on fire! After about ten minutes, she had me flip. Uh oh.

Some more light touching and then she got down to business. I asked what the pricing was, and she rattled off the standard 50/50/50. I chuckled and said I couldn't afford it, so she should just finish the massage. The look on her face was priceless. She had NO FREAKIN' CLUE as to what to do next. It seemed like she was saying to herself, "You mean I have to massage this guy for another forty minutes?!?!"

A little more light touching, and she asked me what I could afford. I could've squeezed her for .2, but she was nice, so I said .4. That sealed the deal. I closed my eyes and relaxed. She surprised me by grabbing my hand and placing it on her breast. I didn't think the top was coming off. I lifted my head and sucked on her nipples, which were nice and firm. I reached under her skirt and wow, no panties! I started fingerblasting and yes, her pussy was as hot as I thought it was. A little DFK with the HE, cleaned me off with a hot towel, and away I went.

She wasn't my type, but I'm sure she would appeal to several here on this forum. I'd repeat only if other options were unavailable. The TS was awful, and there was really no massaging involved. I want it all; a great massage and a great HR. Still on the lookout.

**Dynomutt** · 09-24-09 18:13

Cops can solicit, pay, and still press charges against the providers. Read the article.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33003900...ews/?GT1=43001

5 bikini baristas accused of prostitution

Women reportedly charged up to $80 to strip down while fixing coffees

EVERETT, Wash. -

Five Washington state baristas charged customers to touch their breasts and buttocks at an espresso stand where servers wear bikinis to draw business, police said.

The five were charged Wednesday with prostitution. Charging money for that kind of touching falls under the city's definition of prostitution.

The Everett Herald reports the women were charging up to $80 to strip down while fixing lattes and mochas.
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During a two-month investigation, detectives also saw the women lick whipped cream off each other and pose naked for pictures at the Grab-n-Go Espresso stand in Everett, about 30 miles north of Seattle.

Owner Bill Wheeler told KCPQ-TV employees sign a policy prohibiting the kind of behavior alleged by police. He said anyone caught doing anything illegal would be fired.

The women, ages 18 to 24, were not arrested, said Sgt. Robert Goetz. They were expected to be in Municipal Court in a few weeks to answer misdemeanor charges.

40 complaints
Police have received more than 40 complaints in the past year of women exposing themselves at coffee stands. Goetz said the department investigated Grab-n-Go because it had the most complaints.

"This was about alleged conduct, not about what the women were wearing," he said. "They could have been wearing parkas and if they continued to conduct themselves that way, we still would have filed the criminal charges."

Undercover detectives began posing as customers in mid-July.

During one visit, a barista allegedly told a detective that for $20, she and another barista would give him a show. He paid and they bared their breasts and pulled down their undergarments.

The women also charged customers to play "basketball," a game in which customers threw wadded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underwear, detectives said.

The city council is expected to decide next week whether to change the city's lewd conduct ordinance to cover espresso stands.

**Adsseca2** · 09-24-09 17:04

Originally Posted by Antonio

Would not recommend the offerings at her Belmont location. Mechanical, uninspired performances. Best bet remains "Linda" at the North ave. Location (do a search for previous posts about her).

Avoid Yuki at Belmont.- she is the worst G. Has ever had work for her. Bad massage, everything rushed, not to mention fat and ugly. Got half an hour for my one hour payment. Sakura/Akemi/Eva (all same woman) not much better. Linda is definitely the best of the three.

**Alanfrank** · 09-24-09 14:46

Originally Posted by Mong Chi

Been lurking around for a while on these forums and finally decided to post today after an experience I had. I went to Bella spa today after reading several posts about Sabrina and the posts were accurate on her. She has a great body. Problem is when I walked in I noticed a sign they have up in their massage room basically about how they don't provide extras. I paid little attention to it when I first saw it. Anyway, after a full 60 min massage she wiped me off and said I could get dressed. I asked her if that was it and she said yes and left the room! Anyone else have this experience? When I saw her she asked if she had seen me before and I told her I had not. Is it different on repeat visits or should I look elsewhere for extras? I was really hoping she provided extras cause she really is smoking hot! Anyone else have advice for me?

I had the same issue the first time I was there and think I had Sabrina as well. left disapointed as I hoping to see more. I went one other time and had an Asian lady with a backside and did get a hj (don't remember $) at the end, but had to ask when she told me to get dressed. Haven't been back.

**Antonio** · 09-24-09 13:08

Would not recommend the offerings at her Belmont location. Mechanical, uninspired performances. Best bet remains "Linda" at the North ave. location (do a search for previous posts about her).

**Dangerously** · 09-24-09 01:12

Originally Posted by Mj138

This place has always been hit or miss. Now there is a busy restaurant next door and their prices are still the same. It's too risky for anyone who wants to keep their business private. I walked up last week and a friend yelled my name from the patio of the restaurant. FUCK! I was embarrassed, but ended up saying I wanted to check out the restaurant and sat down for a drink with my buddy. My balls are not that big and I want my mongering keep in the shadows. Unless this place gets very cheap or starts to give excellent service no way!

The restaurant really has impacted their business, especially on weekends. They have a back-door exit for privacy, but it cannot be used to enter.

Business is so bad that they have not paid their gas bill, so there is no TS for the time being.

The upside is that a customer gets a non-rushed treatment, but there has not been any downward adjustment in their pricing or tipping policy yet.

Also, I believe the Europeans are gone now.

**Corndog #2** · 09-23-09 18:42

Your suggested pricing goes beyond inflation. Try this traditional pricing:

HJ = $40
Nude HJ = $60
CBJ = $80 (you have a death wish to ask for more)
FS= $100

Originally Posted by Alterxxx

I agree - we want to avoid inflation. Think it's time to agree on market prices and set some standards. post a response if you do not agree to the following. Once concensus is reached, Let's stick to our guns.

Hj -40
Topless/bttmless hj-60
Nude hj - 80
BbBj/cbj - 60
Topless/bttmless bbbj/cbj - 80
Nude cbj/bbbj - 100
FS - 120(<8 on regular scale) - 150 (8-10 on regular scale)

Deduct from above prices if door fee is over .6 for 1 hour including table shower

**Mong Chi** · 09-23-09 16:25

Been lurking around for a while on these forums and finally decided to post today after an experience I had. I went to Bella spa today after reading several posts about Sabrina and the posts were accurate on her. She has a great body. Problem is when I walked in I noticed a sign they have up in their massage room basically about how they don't provide extras. I paid little attention to it when I first saw it. Anyway, after a full 60 min massage she wiped me off and said I could get dressed. I asked her if that was it and she said yes and left the room! Anyone else have this experience? When I saw her she asked if she had seen me before and I told her I had not. Is it different on repeat visits or should I look elsewhere for extras? I was really hoping she provided extras cause she really is smoking hot! Anyone else have advice for me?

**Dazhiba** · 09-23-09 15:10

Who have thought the magnificent mile would now have a chinese massage ( I mean acupressure) place. Not an amp, but none the less young chinese gals with good skills and they do know how to 'acu'-rately release some pressure. 500 Michigan Ave. advertising on back page.Stay safe

**Luv Nooke2** · 09-23-09 13:30

Originally Posted by Raoul Duke

I heard the same. New Chinese owner (no great surprise there), but that's all I could comprehend. It was really difficult for me to understand her when her mouth was full.

That's why I've been having trouble! I'll just have to plug another hole then.

**LordAlfred** · 09-23-09 02:48

Hi guys,

Does anyone have any experience with her?

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PM me if you prefer. I'm looking for someone in the city. Sick of driving out to the burbs.

**Raoul Duke** · 09-22-09 22:40

Originally Posted by Luv Nooke2

I heard today that Alice's in GT will be changing hands. Anyone know who is taking over? Current owner of another Spa maybe?

I heard the same. New Chinese owner (no great surprise there), but that's all I could comprehend. It was really difficult for me to understand her when her mouth was full.

**Brandonkelly** · 09-22-09 17:15

Originally Posted by Alterxxx

I agree - we want to avoid inflation. Think it's time to agree on market prices and set some standards. post a response if you do not agree to the following. Once concensus is reached, Let's stick to our guns.

Hj -40
Topless/bttmless hj-60
Nude hj - 80
BbBj/cbj - 60
Topless/bttmless bbbj/cbj - 80
Nude cbj/bbbj - 100
FS - 120(<8 on regular scale) - 150 (8-10 on regular scale)

Deduct from above prices if door fee is over .6 for 1 hour including table shower

OK this makes sense. This is why I joined the forum in the first place, for a little advice. I'll go as low as I possibly can at the next place.

**Luv Nooke2** · 09-22-09 15:12

I heard today that Alice's in GT will be changing hands. Anyone know who is taking over? Current owner of another Spa maybe?

**Jacktreehorn** · 09-22-09 12:45

Stopped by City Massage on the south side of 31st Street, about half a mile west of the Ryan. I Paid.6 at the door for 1hr w/TS. Open till 11PM. Two girls were there. One Chinese, one Latina. Both were attractive. It seemed to be the Chinese girls turn. Her name was LeiLei. She was in her late 20s, Chinese woman, great rack, not too skinny. A pretty nice body. Very bad English, so no chance to joke much. She grabbed Mr. Happy and went to town. Asked me "Is OK? ". Nothing about price. I tipped her.3 for a job well done, and got out for less that $.

Would definitely repeat, and they are open late, which helps.