Massage Parlor Reports

[Pattayadiver]

Went to a location in Tysons. saw the ad saying new and grand opening. .6 for the hr, so figured I would go for it. Only one therapist and she was old. She gave a good rub down and handshake finish. But I will not repeat.

[Ruffian]

I can't stop thinking about getting a massage at an AMP. I'm very curious and was just wondering if anyone knows anything about bodywork treatment in manassas. Also, I'm 19, maybe look alittle younger, will this affect me getting the good stuff? . I know they charge 50 for the half hour so I will bring a hefty tip.

Any help would be appreciated.

If you are 19, no matter what say you are way over 21. I look a lot younger than I am as well and always get asked my age everytime I visit my usual spot. First time I went to an amp with a buddy, he got turned away by Mamasan because he was only 19 and told her his real age.

[Volvos40]

Ok, went there yesterday evening (Far.), Mamasan answered, Really old and Really WRINKLED, and said I'd have to wait a long time. Hmmm. I'm 50's white gray hair, she thought I was LE? Or Are they under radar?

[Guitarman1]

Tonight I went back to NSP. The Lady remembered me and was happy to see me but she scolded me for putting up this bad report last month. I can't remove it. She asked me to try. If you are reading this I can't delete my old post.
Met a new girl tonight. Her name is Bebe. All I can say is go see her. You WILL have a great time with her. She certainly makes up for the last bad session I had there. They are nice to regular customers at NSP. You all should try and become regular customers over there.

The old post should be there. The described experience may not be the norm at NSP but it did happen that time. As long as the lady who runs the place makes sure it doesn't happen again, the one bad report will not affect their business. I have been the NSP a few times over the past few months (all good times) and that report does not affect whether or not I will go there again. Every experience, good or bad, should be shared here. This site is for mongers to share information for other mongers, not to look out for providers and establishments.

[Loader401]

I would like to confirm on behalf of Bird Dropping the post of a sexy therapist that will provide BBBJ/BBFS. While I took the previous and for the latter, gloved up, the offer was there.

Very nice find BD and thank you.

[AKFourtySeven]

Try ATMB in Arlingtron.

Their ad is in todays post and they are in the Yello Pages.

Not hard to find.

They are in a old medical building next to a lamp store.

[Brdcsttech]

Today I went to NSP instead. Big mistake! Lee was the therapist. Too much talking, smelled of cigarettes, and engaged in an embarassing, blatant, upsell. After shower takes me to room and asks what I want. I say $ for everything. She says she charges $ for hand release and soft touch massage. Feels like everything. I said no. .4 for hand release. She kept trying to get me to agree to $. She finally left the room then I got up and got dressed. She seemed surprised when she returned and I was tying my shoes. Some fake acting and fake tears. I told her I did not appreciate her trying to ripp me off. I said she should learn the rates when she comes to a new place and not be so greedy. She said OK, OK, everything for $. Too late. Ruined the mood.
Mama refunded my house fee. Was very apologetic and said she would get a new girl soon. I have had great times there before with Judy, Anna, and another lady who's name escapes me at the moment.

Tonight I went back to NSP. The Lady remembered me and was happy to see me but she scolded me for putting up this bad report last month. I can't remove it. She asked me to try. If you are reading this I can't delete my old post.
Met a new girl tonight. Her name is Bebe. All I can say is go see her. You WILL have a great time with her. She certainly makes up for the last bad session I had there. They are nice to regular customers at NSP. You all should try and become regular customers over there.

[Funkey]

Have been away for a while but was ready for a Holiday afternoon.

Had seen NaNa several times in the past and had been very satisfied, so I called and they said she was available. When I was greeted at the door the lady asked if I had called and introduced herself as "New NaNa".

She said Old NaNa was on vacation and she would be better than old NaNa.

New NaNa was really old NaNa in age and appearance but I thought it might be worth a try since I was already there.

TS was 6-8, looks 4-5, a bit plump, and probably 35-45 although she wouldn't commit to anything when I politely inquired. Massage was 6-7 but she was really strange acting. She would stop frequently and start talking about her personal situations. Hard to find work so that was why she was working there, money problems, old boy friend problems etc.

I managed to get re-focused and semi enjoy a semi enjoyable finish.

Would not repeat and if new NaNa and the other lady I saw there are any indication the place is going down hill. Would not repeat unless old NaNa returns from vacation.

[Harley Dude 29]

Many reviews from another site indicate this is a "show me the money" type setting. Does not seem to be worth the cost -- quality does not seem to be there.

I visited several months ago, and the reviews here were right on target. You will approach $$ easily and that is not the top. Ladies are low shelf CL types. The location is really visible, and I am surprised they have not had a visit by a poor uncle looking to increase his quota.

[The Nub]

Hello gentlemen,

I have been a member of this board since 2006, and since then I have received therapy in several NOVA establishments, and while I no longer consider myself a "newbie, " I still need help from my fellow hobbyist from time to time.

As much as I enjoy the ending of my therapy, a lot of time I am left wishing that the massage itself were as enjoyable and relaxing as the finish.

The best massage I've had was from the (ex)manager of Backlick Hollistic (unremarkable nova finish was provided, but the massage was the best I've had). She had incredibly strong hands, a true professional. I hadn't visited the place in a while, but today I decided to swing by Backlick to see her as my back has been acting up lately, only to find out that the place was under new management, and the entire staff was new.

Wich brings me to my question:

Where should I go to get a great massage in Nova? (nova ending, if available, is a plus)

PMs are more than welcomed.

Thanks in advance

[Puck Fan]

So I was checking out the backpages of the internet. I found this link and it has photo's if you follow the inside link to the website. Curious if anyone has visited this place even though it's located in PWC (the sex prison of mongers). I'm still not into the asian persuasion and still want to find a latina to indulge my needs and this place looks like it could be promising. If nobody has tried it out I suppose I can spare the .90 for the half hour to see the quality of providers. If anyone has heard any scuttlebutt about this place, let me know before the weekend.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Bod...Ad?oid=2017843

Many reviews from another site indicate this is a "show me the money" type setting. Does not seem to be worth the cost -- quality does not seem to be there.

[Dfs N Vabeach]

So I was checking out the backpages of the internet. I found this link and it has photo's if you follow the inside link to the website. Curious if anyone has visited this place even though it's located in PWC (the sex prison of mongers). I'm still not into the asian persuasion and still want to find a latina to indulge my needs and this place looks like it could be promising. If nobody has tried it out I suppose I can spare the.90 for the half hour to see the quality of providers. If anyone has heard any scuttlebutt about this place, let me know before the weekend.

http://washingtondc. Backpage.com/Bo...d? Oid=2017843

I visited massage parlor in DC about 2 weeks ago (see my report in DC Section). Latina working there. Shoot me a pm if you have any other questions.

Good Luck

[The Nub]

It's been a long time since I posted a report on this forum, too lazy I guess.

After reading a couple of recent positive reports of this new place (one suggesting that BJ may be in the menu), I fell asleep in front of my computer and dreamed the following:

Called in advance to set an appointment for 30 minutes later, Asian lady picked up, asked for my name, and the appointment was set. Very easy.

Drove to an office complex, had no problems finding the building, but the office number wasn't listed on the Clist ad, so called back and got the info.

Knocked on the door, skinny, older asian lady opens the door, looks more like a cleaning lady (no disrespect, but she seems to be the manager), she leads me to a room, and I wait a minute or two. The place looks very clean, and it has obviously been very recently renovated, new carpets, new paint job, new doors, etc. 10 points for cleanliness.

Then walks in Annie, Korean girl, must be in the mid 40's. Speaks better English than most K-girls in this business, but still far from perfect. Massage was average in my opinion, her technique is a little monotonous. But she did do a very good walk on my back, and her skin is very, very soft.

Standard nova ending, she let the twins breath. Once I was completely relaxed, she cleaned me up with a hot towel. As she cleaned me up, she whispered in my ear "Other girls here no do special massage, only I do." Probably not true.

As I got dressed, I placed 45 thank-yous on the little table, although I always do 35. Gave her a few extra thank-yous because this was my first time in the place, and wanted her to pass on the word that I'm a polite customer. But, and this is the first time this has happened, generally girls don't ever get near the thank-yous until I leave, but she counted them in front of me as I got dressed, and said "45? 1 more. I treat you good." Meaning she wanted 20 more thank-yous. I politely said, next time honey. She insisted a bit, but she wasn't rude or pushy about it. I stood my ground and politely kept saying "Maybe next time." She wanted 65 thank-yous. But she knew she was asking for too much so she quickly gave up. She did not get angry, she was still all smiles, I think she was just testing me to see if she could get more thank-yous out of me.

She walked me to the door, and said come back soon honey. Although Annie provides a good service, I'll ask for another lady next time, just to see if there are others, and if they provide better therapy.

And then I woke up, and realized this was all a dream.

The Nub.

[Just Ken]

They advertise on CL as well and have locations in PWC and Arlington. I have considered it myself, but the entry fee is a bit high, although the prices vary from ad to ad. One of the ladies (Tina) also advertises services at her home in PWC. The price in the ad here is higher than .90. I will be looking for report.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...374453335.html

So I was checking out the backpages of the internet. I found this link and it has photo's if you follow the inside link to the website. Curious if anyone has visited this place even though it's located in PWC (the sex prison of mongers). I'm still not into the asian persuasion and still want to find a latina to indulge my needs and this place looks like it could be promising. If nobody has tried it out I suppose I can spare the .90 for the half hour to see the quality of providers. If anyone has heard any scuttlebutt about this place, let me know before the weekend.

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Bod...Ad?oid=2017843

[LatinaLover77]

So I was checking out the backpages of the internet. I found this link and it has photo's if you follow the inside link to the website. Curious if anyone has visited this place even though it's located in PWC (the sex prison of mongers). I'm still not into the asian persuasion and still want to find a latina to indulge my needs and this place looks like it could be promising. If nobody has tried it out I suppose I can spare the .90 for the half hour to see the quality of providers. If anyone has heard any scuttlebutt about this place, let me know before the weekend....


http://washingtondc.backpage.com/Bod...Ad?oid=2017843