Massage Parlor Reports

**Self Hi5** · 09-18-09 01:17

Originally Posted by Alanfrank

Good hr price and nice selection from what the lobby and my massage. Typical LMP extra prices. Will return.

What was the pricing....and are other options avail?

**To Much Time** · 09-17-09 21:17

After many reviews of this spot, I took a chance and checked out this establishment and have this to offer:

1. Music sucks, it's piped in from the lobby plus the guy at the desk might as well been in the room with as loud as he talked about his online purchase he was making. Took away from actually enjoying the massage.

2. I was not impressed with the visuals of my therapist, she had shoulder length dark hair, and what looked to be a small inner-tube inserted under her skin around her belly. She was sitting when I was introduced so I didn't catch that. Can't remember her name C***? Yet, she did have a nice set of fake b-cups. Wasn't bad looking, I guess in the dim lit room she'll pass, but won't be taking her home to meet the folks.

3. They do have a great table shower/stand-up shower and steam (not working) which I took advantage of this both before and after.

Paid $60 for the hour, which was not my preference but hh was $50 so I couldn't refuse and it included the showers. Massage was ok, not what you'll find at an AMP but wasn't awful either. On the flip negotiated from what seem to be standard high prices down to.50 for the top and a hr. Was pretty mechanical. Should have kept on moving before money exchanged hands and looked for relief elsewhere, but wanted to try something new. Will not be returning.

TMT

**Jacktreehorn** · 09-17-09 16:41

Originally Posted by Alanfrank

Good hr price and nice selection from what the lobby and my massage. Typical LMP extra prices. Will return.

Can you tell us your interpretation of what Typical LMP extra prices is?

Thanks

**Waverid** · 09-17-09 13:28

I tried Elegant for the first time. I didn't catch the girl's name, but she was fairly attractive. She was also wearing a dress, which is a nice change. Girls at Senina always seem to dress as unattractively as they can.

Anyway, the massage was ok and the teasing was nice. Everything was offered, although I only went for the HR. She actually seemed disappointed that I didn't want the full menu. Her technique was good and I could touch everything. I was offered a shower (by myself) after.

**Alanfrank** · 09-17-09 13:00

Originally Posted by Babycash

2643 W Armitage Ave new Spa Latinas.

Good hr price and nice selection from what the lobby and my massage. Typical LMP extra prices. Will return.

**Jerson** · 09-17-09 11:16

There are Chinese forums but most of the info are about CA, NY area, none about Chicago. If anyone knows any Chinese forums please let me know.

Originally Posted by Paleface

That's a good question. I have another one.

I've been wondering if there is a Chinese forum out there as well. If there is, with google translate (http://translate.google.com/translate_t#submit), we could easily listen in. I have no doubt they read this forum. If they have one too, we need to know.

So, here's another question to all of you: If a Chinese forum exists, how do we find it?

Any ideas?

**Steven Lynn** · 09-17-09 02:34

I recently visited Senina, there was a Chicago Police car parked right outside the front door.

I saw a couple pairs of shoes at the bottom of the stairs.

I ended up with a somewhat older, chunky masseuse named "Katie."

Opted for the table shower after the massage, glad I did, lots of oil was used.
I was asked "Medium or hard massage?" I opted for hard and it was great, "Katie" really worked my muscles good.

On the flip, negotiations were made for .4 for a hj. While she was working at it, I unhooked her bra and pulled up her top. I told her she might want to take it off, but she said no. Sucked on her nipples for a bit and I told her again, she might want to take off her top. She still said no.

So when lil' Steven decided to blow, I got her top a bit wet.

She was a bit pissed, but she also laughed about it. It wasn't the first time I have gotten my masseuse wet. I actually hit the face of one once. LOL
One of you dudes was in the TS, and so she massaged me a bit more until I could get my turn to get all the oil off.

On the way to the TS, I only had a towel wrapped around my waist and there were a few ladies sitting in the chairs, so I 'accidently' dropped the towel, so they could get a view. Katie took me into the TS, shut the door and cracked up.

Overall, a fun visit at one of my standby AMPs.

Looks: 7
Massage: 8
Extras: 7

**Alterxxx** · 09-17-09 02:06

remember guys...we aren't obligated to tip shiiit...

**Alterxxx** · 09-17-09 01:56

I agree - we want to avoid inflation. Think it's time to agree on market prices and set some standards. post a response if you do not agree to the following. Once concensus is reached, Let's stick to our guns.

Hj -40
Topless/bttmless hj-60
Nude hj - 80
BbBj/cbj - 60
Topless/bttmless bbbj/cbj - 80
Nude cbj/bbbj - 100
FS - 120(<8 on regular scale) - 150 (8-10 on regular scale)

Deduct from above prices if door fee is over .6 for 1 hour including table shower

**Goat Trotter** · 09-16-09 23:45

What can I say like a moth to a flame I went there after reading the mixed reviews here.

Got the blond Latina that was working the desk. I told her how much I was quoted on the phone because it was special rate and she acted super surprised. When another woman came out she tried to verify in Spanish and saw I wasn't bullshitting. 1st turn off. Like I care that much about 5 buck. But if that's the rate you told me that's what I'm going to tell you.

Anyway turns out her name is Bella. In the middle of the massage she forgot her own name and had to ask me...geeez. Crappy massage so we get down to business. Crazy quotes but we finally settled on .5 but the worst .5 I have spent. A robot might as well have done the job. She moved on me like a super fast mechanical machine. I have control but didn't hold back because I just wanted out at that point. Said come back and ask for me... I was like right!

Avoid the blond. Will hopefully try someone else the next time around.

**Bebop60** · 09-16-09 22:02

Saw the CL ad, "**FREE SAMPLE 4-hand massage** (appartment in chicago south)" and thought I might find a diamond in th rough. Found myself in the rough....

The phony pics suckered me in, the "therapists" were nothing to look at and they and the dumpy apartment on S 80th Ct. in Hickory Hills reeked of cigarette smoke as did I afterwards. Quoted me .7 door on the phone, tried to get .75 when I arrived, didn't get the sample 4-hand, and left very oily and disappointed. They are trying to pretend they are legit but have a sign on the bedroom wall that says "Don't touch therapist" and "Must stay covered or session will end early without refund". When have you seen a sign like that in a legit place? I didn't tip, the massage sucked and no extras were offered - she told me to keep my hands away from her.

Stay away, much too nasty.

**Paleface** · 09-16-09 17:12

Originally Posted by Amp Middleman

Hopefully this is ok to ask here. If not I apoligize in adv. Could anyone be so kind to let me know if there is any other non-paying Amp review sites that provide good reviews for the Chi. town area?? Pm would be greatly apreciated.

That's a good question. I have another one.

I've been wondering if there is a Chinese forum out there as well. If there is, with google translate (http://translate.google.com/translate_t#submit), we could easily listen in. I have no doubt they read this forum. If they have one too, we need to know.

So, here's another question to all of you: If a Chinese forum exists, how do we find it?

Any ideas?

**Paleface** · 09-16-09 17:01

Originally Posted by Brandonkelly

Decided to try Xindy on Archer near the end of August. Buzzed in and was greeted by a 30-something Chinese woman, decent body and average face. There were some other women in there that seemed really melancholy and not that attractive. Smelled a little like dogs in there but otherwise seemed pretty clean. I was the only person in the place, it was a Monday afternoon, bright sunny day just like it has been the past two weeks. Is this Chicago or Phoenix? Anyways.

First question she asked was this my first time: yes. I was asked to pay up front and since this was my first time in massage parlor period, I took only a half hour for $35. We proceeded to the massage room.

Once again it seemed to be very clean, smelled nice and was dimly lit but not dark. She cued the music and asked me to disrobe. Very fair with the time and used an egg timer to start the 30 minutes.

The massage was wonderful, very skilled hands and was totally worth it. Hands only slightly skimmed the inner thigh area but I got a good vibe and was fully aroused by the time the turn came, almost 20 minutes in.

It was a funny turn because I was completely ready to go and she did laugh. The whispered response was 'what you want'. I pointed to my mouth and made a head bobbing motion with my hand to communicate BJ. Interestingly I was told 'not yet' referring to first time customer. So I made the universal HJ symbol and was told .6. Didn't barter just said yes and she oiled up. Little bit of boob grabbing was allowed but she wouldn't move closer, said it wasn't allowed. Very, very skilled hands, didn't forget the boys and i was done in 5 or 6 minutes. Left a $20 tip to try and make a good impression.

We'll see what happens next time.

Massage rating 9/10
HJ 9/10
Attractiveness 6/10
Round ass, decent tits and a little around the waist

Do I understand you correctly? You paid $115 (35 + 60 + 20) for a 5 minute HJ?

That story must be all over Chinatown by now. You'll be welcome everywhere you go!

Before you go out again, please read the forum.

**Self Hi5** · 09-16-09 16:34

Originally Posted by Brandonkelly

Decided to try Xindy on Archer near the end of August. Buzzed in and was greeted by a 30-something Chinese woman, decent body and average face. There were some other women in there that seemed really melancholy and not that attractive. Smelled a little like dogs in there but otherwise seemed pretty clean. I was the only person in the place, it was a Monday afternoon, bright sunny day just like it has been the past two weeks. Is this Chicago or Phoenix? Anyways.

First question she asked was this my first time: yes. I was asked to pay up front and since this was my first time in massage parlor period, I took only a half hour for $35. We proceeded to the massage room.

Once again it seemed to be very clean, smelled nice and was dimly lit but not dark. She cued the music and asked me to disrobe. Very fair with the time and used an egg timer to start the 30 minutes.

The massage was wonderful, very skilled hands and was totally worth it. Hands only slightly skimmed the inner thigh area but I got a good vibe and was fully aroused by the time the turn came, almost 20 minutes in.

It was a funny turn because I was completely ready to go and she did laugh. The whispered response was 'what you want'. I pointed to my mouth and made a head bobbing motion with my hand to communicate BJ. Interestingly I was told 'not yet' referring to first time customer. So I made the universal HJ symbol and was told .6. Didn't barter just said yes and she oiled up. Little bit of boob grabbing was allowed but she wouldn't move closer, said it wasn't allowed. Very, very skilled hands, didn't forget the boys and i was done in 5 or 6 minutes. Left a $20 tip to try and make a good impression.

We'll see what happens next time.

Massage rating 9/10
HJ 9/10
Attractiveness 6/10
Round ass, decent tits and a little around the waist

.8 for a HJ is WAAAAAAAYYY Too Much!!! There has been a handful of reports lately that are tipping too much for standard services. Lets get back in line and quick, before we let the providers set AND expect higher tips. Anything over .4 for standard hr is too much, and to be honest, .4 is a bit high!!!

Please fellow hobbyist, stick to the pricing or the market gets out of line VERY FAST!!!!

**Amp Middleman** · 09-16-09 12:19

Hopefully this is ok to ask here. If not I apoligize in adv. Could anyone be so kind to let me know if there is any other non-paying Amp review sites that provide good reviews for the Chi. town area?? Pm would be greatly apreciated.