Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #3960** · 09-23-09 17:16

Anyone have anything good to say about this place?

Just found out it exists and am dying to try it out.

**Justforme** · 09-23-09 00:45

was enjoyable to read. Thanks for the update and the chuckle.

Originally Posted by CsInControl

That was the name in the ad. Did not mean to get your panties in a bunch. Was not being derogatory, but now that you mention it, she did have a small carpet remnant. Not sure if it was for sale. It was an antique, in my opinion.

Stay safe out there guy.

**Ycwinva** · 09-22-09 20:32

Originally Posted by Dr Bombay

**Magic Relax Oriental Massage**

I think its the dollar a minute massage place

The "older" establishment callled "Dollar Massage" is another couple blocks further south on Gallows above a Vet clinic. That place is a real dump with no real walls, poor environmental controls, and zero extras. And, the one therapist I saw there will sweat profusely during the massage and drip all over you.

"Oriental" is newer, has real walls, but no shower of any kind.
A YMMV situation with respect to extras. Very limited menu. Mostly Chinese therapists.

**Pattayadiver** · 09-22-09 18:56

That was the name in the ad. Did not mean to get your panties in a bunch. Was not being derogatory, but now that you mention it, she did have a small carpet remnant. Not sure if it was for sale. It was an antique, in my opinion.

Stay safe out there guy.

Originally Posted by Justforme

Was this a rug/carpet place?

**Pilot Aviator** · 09-22-09 18:28

For me, I now have the definitive answer regarding the question "how long a visit today" – the answer is TAKE THE HOUR. 30 minutes of enjoyment is nice – but an hour is more than twice as nice.

HOWEVER – today, I really wanted a visit to my ATF, and I really only had 40 minutes max.

Arrival & Preliminaries (10/10)

The doors were open – but I rang the bell anyway and waited in the Foyer. Our favorite MMS greeted me and escorted ne to room 7. <Sad news, Sue, Ruby and Mindy are gone – they were not happy so they moved on – (sigh) "only half-hour today? " she said with a raised eyebrow – Yes I replied sadly – "OK, you want shower anyway? " of course – and MMS knowing I would want a shower and bending the "hour for shower" rule is just one indication she is a good manager and appreciates regular clients.

A moment later Joanne comes back with the change. I had not seen her since June (and she knew it). Big hug. Several more – off to the shower.

Table Shower (9/10)

This is my favorite TS place. And I got a full 10 minute massage with the shower (Joanne knows I really like that). She even washed my hair (I had just had it cut). All clean and quite happy we return to the room.

Massage (soft massage only today – and for a soft massage 8+/10)

I had only made a 30 minute appointment – so, soft massage starts on my back. Much enjoyed

Ending (8/10)

Enjoyed.

After. A warm towel – and time to get dressed

Departure & Overall (7+)

I heard the bell ring – she didn't and almost walked me into another client – but no problem – we waited. Then I left (privacy maintained). Water as I left – and a final hug,

She did not look – but I left Ulysses in the room to say thanks. Yes – that is more than usual – and today usual would have been enough – but, they showed me extra consideration.

Therapist:

Age: over 40

Physical: 5'-7", 120#, a wonderful natural shape (all natural and proportional). Black longish hair cut in a traditional square manner (past shoulder length) with bangs

FBAS: 7+ / 9+ / 10 / 8.5

Repeatability: yes

Facilities

Cleanliness: 8 (place shows its' age – but everything is clean.)

Convenience: 10

Discreetness: Professional office complex townhouse parking allows for discrete parking and mostly discrete entry.

I will be away for a month or so (personal and business travel) – be extra nice to the ladies while I am away

PA

BTW – business is very slow right now gentlemen, so do YOUR favorite provider a favor and book an appointment,

**Dr Bombay** · 09-21-09 08:00

Originally Posted by Justforme

Was this a rug/carpet place?

**Magic Relax Oriental Massage**

"All Kind Of Massage Only $60/hr"

Open 7days 10am-10pm(After 9pm best by appointment)

That's the ad. I think its the dollar a minute massage place

**Justforme** · 09-21-09 03:49

Was this a rug/carpet place?

Originally Posted by CsInControl

Went to a location in Tysons. saw the ad saying new and grand opening. .6 for the hr, so figured I would go for it. Only one therapist and she was old. She gave a good rub down and handshake finish. But I will not repeat.

**Pattayadiver** · 09-20-09 18:16

Went to a location in Tysons. saw the ad saying new and grand opening. .6 for the hr, so figured I would go for it. Only one therapist and she was old. She gave a good rub down and handshake finish. But I will not repeat.

**Ruffian** · 09-20-09 10:49

Originally Posted by Rrlightswitch

I can't stop thinking about getting a massage at an AMP. I'm very curious and was just wondering if anyone knows anything about bodywork treatment in manassas. Also, I'm 19, maybe look alittle younger, will this affect me getting the good stuff? . I know they charge 50 for the half hour so I will bring a hefty tip.

Any help would be appreciated.

If you are 19, no matter what say you are way over 21. I look a lot younger than I am as well and always get asked my age everytime I visit my usual spot. First time I went to an amp with a buddy, he got turned away by Mamasan because he was only 19 and told her his real age.

**Volvos40** · 09-19-09 17:49

Ok, went there yesterday evening (Far.), Mamasan answered, Really old and Really WRINKLED, and said I'd have to wait a long time. Hmmm. I'm 50's white gray hair, she thought I was LE? Or Are they under radar?

**Guitarman1** · 09-19-09 00:41

Originally Posted by Brdcsttech

Tonight I went back to NSP. The Lady remembered me and was happy to see me but she scolded me for putting up this bad report last month. I can't remove it. She asked me to try. If you are reading this I can't delete my old post.
Met a new girl tonight. Her name is Bebe. All I can say is go see her. You WILL have a great time with her. She certainly makes up for the last bad session I had there. They are nice to regular customers at NSP. You all should try and become regular customers over there.

The old post should be there. The described experience may not be the norm at NSP but it did happen that time. As long as the lady who runs the place makes sure it doesn't happen again, the one bad report will not affect their business. I have been the NSP a few times over the past few months (all good times) and that report does not affect whether or not I will go there again. Every experience, good or bad, should be shared here. This site is for mongers to share information for other mongers, not to look out for providers and establishments.

**Loader401** · 09-18-09 07:53

I would like to confirm on behalf of Bird Dropping the post of a sexy therapist that will provide BBBJ/BBFS. While I took the previous and for the latter, gloved up, the offer was there.

Very nice find BD and thank you.

**AKFourtySeven** · 09-18-09 07:36

Try ATMB in Arlingtron.

Their ad is in todays post and they are in the Yello Pages.

Not hard to find.

They are in a old medical building next to a lamp store.

**Brdcsttech** · 09-17-09 22:30

Originally Posted by Brdcsttech

Today I went to NSP instead. Big mistake! Lee was the therapist. Too much talking, smelled of cigarettes, and engaged in an embarassing, blatant, upsell. After shower takes me to room and asks what I want. I say $ for everything. She says she charges $ for hand release and soft touch massage. Feels like everything. I said no. .4 for hand release. She kept trying to get me to agree to $. She finally left the room then I got up and got dressed. She seemed surprised when she returned and I was tying my shoes. Some fake acting and fake tears. I told her I did not appreciate her trying to ripp me off. I said she should learn the rates when she comes to a new place and not be so greedy. She said OK, OK, everything for $. Too late. Ruined the mood.
Mama refunded my house fee. Was very apologetic and said she would get a new girl soon. I have had great times there before with Judy, Anna, and another lady who's name escapes me at the moment.

Tonight I went back to NSP. The Lady remembered me and was happy to see me but she scolded me for putting up this bad report last month. I can't remove it. She asked me to try. If you are reading this I can't delete my old post.
Met a new girl tonight. Her name is Bebe. All I can say is go see her. You WILL have a great time with her. She certainly makes up for the last bad session I had there. They are nice to regular customers at NSP. You all should try and become regular customers over there.

**Funkey** · 09-17-09 20:01

Have been away for a while but was ready for a Holiday afternoon.

Had seen NaNa several times in the past and had been very satisfied, so I called and they said she was available. When I was greeted at the door the lady asked if I had called and introduced herself as "New NaNa".

She said Old NaNa was on vacation and she would be better than old NaNa.

New NaNa was really old NaNa in age and appearance but I thought it might be worth a try since I was already there.

TS was 6-8, looks 4-5, a bit plump, and probably 35-45 although she wouldn't commit to anything when I politely inquired. Massage was 6-7 but she was really strange acting. She would stop frequently and start talking about her personal situations. Hard to find work so that was why she was working there, money problems, old boy friend problems etc.

I managed to get re-focused and semi enjoy a semi enjoyable finish.

Would not repeat and if new NaNa and the other lady I saw there are any indication the place is going down hill. Would not repeat unless old NaNa returns from vacation.