Massage Parlor Reports

**Fatpig** · 09-09-09 22:26

Decided to try this out after seeing it in CL. YMMV but this is no Kings.

Provider was Bebe. She is just ok average. Place is clean but stand up shower only though they have room for a table (maybe in the future). I got an ok massage and no extras. Paid a 20 for the massage and left.

Since I got nothing and was looking decided to hit Aroma a few miles away. Got Kathy. Another average girl. Place does look the same. Kathy gave a GREAT massage and only standard finish with sub standard roaming.

I really need to try kings though from all the reviews. Just need to get the address when it on CL again.

Would I do MT or AT again. No.

**Pilot Aviator** · 09-09-09 16:10

Went to my ATF NoVA SPA to see my newest ATF "Sue." This was going to be a special visit.- had gone to ***'* twice before and "Sue on vacation today" (and I still had a nice visit and a great massage, but I was missing Sue). Today, Angie broke the news.- Sue not work here anymore.(my heart breaks).

Details follow.- in summary.- Heart healed.- and as always a great visit

Arrival & Preliminaries (10/10)

I've been a client for some time. For me, this place is like "Cheer's".- a place where everybody knows you and everbody has a smile for the return of a good client.

They even offer drinks up-front (OK. Water or soda.- water today thanks).

Extra warm hugs from Angie-sama (with her appology that Sue is no longer there, eventhough I had called and asked for Sue by name. And told to come on over).

An extra hug from Angie when she returned with my change (usual hour for.8)

M**** came in.- and M**** remembered I had been her client her first day when she acted as substitute for "vacationing Sue" (two visits previous).

She went to get TS ready, returned and off we went.

Table Shower (8/10)

My favorite part of the visit.- good warm water, good soap, good clean time very enjoyed. I noticed the door-bell rang two different times (so I anticipated the shower would be shorter than I wanted).- but it was long enough.

Dried off then back to room.- new dry towel.-- lay down please.

Massage (8/10)

The massage was good to very good. M**** can't be more than 100lbs, but she gets good force in her arms. Light lotion and great long stokes. Great work on lower back (and I needed it).

We had a nice conversation most of the time.- and when it was quiet, it was comfortable quiet. Usually get a nice hot-towel after the lotion with others, but was not what M**** did.

Time to turn over

Ending (8-10/10)

I rated this 8-10 out of deference to what the individual reader thinks makes for a great ending. For me it was a solid 9.- even better than my last visit with M****.

After. A warm towel and more massage on hips/thighs and head. Very nice

Departure & Overall (9/9)

I will miss Sue. I really liked her and she was skilled and pretty.

I hope M**** stays a long time.

On the beauty scale she is a 10 in every category you could care about. I was more generous with the tip.- and likely will continue to be so for this provider.

Therapist:

Age: 30 (plus or minus)

Physical: 5'-3", 100#, fit and wonderfully shaped, rich, dark chestnut brown hair.

FBAS: 10 / 10 / 10 / I forget what the "S" is for.- but assume it is really good

Repeatability: 10
Facilities
Cleanliness: 9
Convenience: 10
Discreetness: 8
Hours: 10am-9pm

**Pete Dagon** · 09-09-09 12:12

Went to Crown for a little hand relief, but got a little something extra. Dropped in bright & early, first customer of the day for a plump little K-girl.

She took off her sun dress and my oh my a nice beautiful pair of natural Cs greet me. Not much in the way of English, but we both speak the language of love, 'cause those panties come off purty quick.

Very liberal roaming allowed, and she moves in for some DFK. She is wet and juicy, and really hot to trot. Before we get down to the main course, she sucks my fingers clean. No more DFK for me, LOL.

HJ or BBBJ? I'll have the latter please, and she obliges with a big grin on her face. Sloppy and wet, just the way I like it, so much so that I have a second cup of coffee.

Looks: 10

Service: 10

Massage: 0 (They offer massage at these places)

Table Shower: N/A

.8 for the house, and $.20 for the lady.

Didn't find out if BBFS was on the menu.

**Eerock** · 09-09-09 10:02

Originally Posted by Just Ken

Please advise me of any providers that include BBFS on the menu so I can avoid. I did not reallize that consumer demand was that high. Maybe it's just me.

It's not just you. And don't put a whole lot of stock in the views regarding consumer demand of someone who joined the board in the past two weeks. This is the internet. TrollsRUs is never out of stock.

**Pete Dagon** · 09-09-09 08:32

It's easy enough to get - just the right combination of $$$ and sweet talk. Most girls will consider it for an extra $, and I've paid as much as $$ extra for it.

**Serpico99** · 09-09-09 07:31

I drove out to the Chesapeake Bay for late night drive last night. Place was dead. Had my favorite, a girl named after a kid's cereal. Services were great, now that I'm her regular. My only complaint was, after engaging in some small talk, I asked how business was and such, she starts to go off on this nagging rant about how she works so much with no time off, etc. Note to self: talk about happy things to a provider next time. But I'm in like Flynn with her so it's all good.

**Sac4422** · 09-09-09 00:18

Any intel. on this one. I was interested in visiting. It seems they re-direct you after you get there park and call. A guys answers phone always. I tried a couple of times to see if any female would answer.

Do you guys recommend?

**OneHitWonders** · 09-08-09 23:53

Originally Posted by Roamin Roman

Last weekend, when it was raining heavily albeit briefly in some areas, I decided to venture to one of the AMPs in the outer regions of Fairfax County. The Dulles Toll Road makes it easy to reach this particular AMP without much hassle. There was no wait when I got there, and the gal who answered (call her "Number One") took me right away to the room and got the TS ready. Here is my assessment of the session:

Arrival & Preliminaries (9/10)
As I said, I didn't have to stand outside the door for any appreciable length of time, waiting for someone inside to answer. Number One opened the door within 10 seconds of my having pushed the doorbell and, as I said, showed me to the room immediately and took the entry fee (.8) for the 60-minute session. While she went to get the TS ready, she offered me some cold bottled water (a nice touch).

Table Shower (8/10)
Even though the temps outside were still a bit warm and humid, the hot water of the TS felt good. Number One provided a good thorough scrubbing, as well as not just pleasant but also playful conversation throughout. Afterwards, she took care to dry me off with one towel, and then a second one, before we went back to the room. The TS stall looked and smelled clean, without the odor of mildew that can really put a damper on an otherwise good experience.

Massage (8/10)
Although (I think) the room had a ceiling bar, there was no back-walking offered, nor did I request it. The massage experience itself was good and solid. She used a light amount of oil and provided a modestly-paced top-to-bottom rubdown, including a nice scalp massage. During the entire time, she kept up her end of the conversation, although we didn't spend the entire time talking. At the end, she brought in a hot towel to wipe off the oil, and then put a dry towel over me and massaged me a little more, before removing it and telling me to "Turn over, honey."

Ending (8/10)
Even though this is the part we all wait for, it just wouldn't be the same without the massage leading up to it. Number One climbed up onto the table, applied the oil, and began a slow, steady rhythm. Oh, yes, even though they "can't take clothes off here," she nevertheless only kept the top attached in the most minimal way. While she has a bit of a paunch and is not the youngest provider one will find, her tits still retained a nice shape. And, no matter how many times I get a massage, there's just something about having a woman sitting in front of you with her top up, tits exposed, while she manipulates you into Shangri-La. All of her pleasant/playful conversation, good massage technique, and general nice demeanor had me close to the edge already, so I didn't last too long this time out. And, unlike some therapists, she didn't stop as soon as the Happy Ending started. She stayed on target until she had milked me dry and then some. Then, while I'm laying on the table like a weak kitten, she retrieved a pair of hot washcloths for clean up.

Departure & Overall (8.5/10)
Parting is often sweet sorrow. But, as I suspect I'll be back, the sorrow was tempered by that knowledge. She brought me another bottle of water while I was getting dressed, then gave me a hug and showed me to the door, making sure that no one was in the hallway or outside the door. At no time did she ask for any tip. The whole experience was very enjoyable, and I gave her slightly more than the NoVa average, as a result (.5). If I'm in this area again in the near future, I'll have no problem asking for Number One again even if a younger, better-looking therapist is available. (In other words, I won't have to worry about competition from guys like Xsham and Bradley1. They have their girls, and I have mine. And I'll be the less frustrated, most likely.)

Therapist
Age: Mid-to-late 40s
Physical: ~ 5'-6", 120#, natural 34Cs, straight black hair, some meat on midrif
FBAS: 7.5 / 6.5 / 8.5 / 8.5
Repeatability: 8

Facilities
Cleanliness: 8.5
Convenience: 9
Discreetness: 7.5
Hours: 10am-8:30pm

P.S. - Thanks to PA for the kind words on the previous report. Hopefully, this will also pass muster. I've provided these last two reports in this layout, based on comments I read on another USASG board. The monger lamented that too many reports were just along the lines of "went and got a HE, gave her .4 tip, etc." So, breaking a report into the natural component parts of a session seemed the right solution. If anyone has suggestions on alternate segments or improvements, please feel free to comment or even reflect those suggestions in a report of your own. Also, as with the previous report, I have purposely left out the name and specific location of the AMP. I'll happily provide the additional information to those with a solid post history.

RR - Excellent Post. Right on... My 30 minute experience was identical. I totally agree about the conclusion of the massage. I think she has this down to a science. Personally, I get turned off (no pun intended) when they push the tip issue and the hurry up issue. I considerable myself very generous with my tipping and wish they would not make such a big deal...It ruins the mood. That said, I will see her again...

**Skinsnut** · 09-08-09 23:11

Originally Posted by Black Coffee

I was putting the info out for newbies based on what I've read in this forum and my own experience. I have no interest in BBFS this close to DC or anywhere else at this time as I plan to take my tired old ass to LOS and/or PI in 3-7 years.

BC

I agree. There is no interest on my part for any BBFS. WAY to risky on so many levels.

**Black Coffee** · 09-08-09 17:29

Originally Posted by Man Grodd

IMHO, Lack of a cover is not a barrier at an AMP if you have enough cash and only want a BBBJ. BBFS is harder to come by, but hopefully consumer demand will pressure more providers to put that service on the menu.

I was putting the info out for newbies based on what I've read in this forum and my own experience. I have no interest in BBFS this close to DC or anywhere else at this time as I plan to take my tired old ass to LOS and/or PI in 3-7 years.

BC

**Just Ken** · 09-08-09 16:47

Please advise me of any providers that include BBFS on the menu so I can avoid. I did not reallize that consumer demand was that high. Maybe it's just me.

Originally Posted by Man Grodd

IMHO, Lack of a cover is not a barrier at an AMP if you have enough cash and only want a BBBJ. BBFS is harder to come by, but hopefully consumer demand will pressure more providers to put that service on the menu.

**Skinsnut** · 09-08-09 16:00

Table Shower (7/10)

TS was very clean. Standard cleaning with liberal hands on her part. Good conversation through out TS.

Massage (9/10)

Very good. Definately an above average massage. Prior to start, she asked how I like my massage and I told her I liked it soft and she was more than accomodating. She started off the massage with a little baby powder (which felt amazing) and very light touching. It made my skin feel tingle and the hair on my neck stood up. Went on to a lotioned massage from head to toe. There was a bar above the table so walking is available, but I assume it wasn't used per my request for a soft massage.

Ending (8/10)

First off, it's hard for me to score any ending higher than an 8 when it is a standard VA ending, but as far as VA is concerned, this would be a 9. Fantastic work with no pressure concerning tip or rushing. Roaming was allowed.

Therapist

Name: Happy
Age: Mid 30's
Physical: About 5'-3", 110 lbs. Enhanced 36Cs, but very natural feel and look. Very attractive with an anazing smile.

I will definately be going back. I very much enjoyed Happy and I do think that she lived up to her name!

Time: 1 hour for .8
Tip: .6 (I know a little high for standard VA, but I enjoyed the experience so much, she did warrant better than average tip).

Facilities:8.5
Cleanliness: 9
Location: 8.5
Discreetness: 7 (lower if after 5pm)

**Max Beelyun** · 09-08-09 14:28

Originally Posted by Badboycik

Along with all the other detail the name of the place would be helpful.

I'm never sure how much detail to give in these reports. It's a place on Tyco Rd that advertised in the post today. PM if you need to, I see you have some useful reports posted.

**Badboycik** · 09-08-09 11:02

Originally Posted by Max Beelyun

I believe I was at the same place later that on Friday. I also drew Amy, she said she was the only one available that day.

Along with all the other detail the name of the place would be helpful.

**Pete Dagon** · 09-08-09 10:36

Originally Posted by Black Coffee

Upon her return things progressed to a point where she had to breathe through her nose. Newbies take note: Even though it was only my second time there and first with this provider, I walk in prepared for anything with a cover and extra cash. I've read on here a few times where a lack of either stopped things from moving forward and sometimes you don't get a second chance.

IMHO, Lack of a cover is not a barrier at an AMP if you have enough cash and only want a BBBJ. BBFS is harder to come by, but hopefully consumer demand will pressure more providers to put that service on the menu.