Massage Parlor Reports

**VAmongerman** · 09-11-09 08:16

Wish I could have had the same experience, but no.....I drew Annie, medium build, 40ish and very experienced IMHO. Massage was nice and relaxing. Crown is a great place environment-wise, with spacious rooms, clean as a whistle and a truly awesome space-capsule like shower that is almost worth the trip itself.

On the flip just nova standard, albeit somewhat turbocharged with a great deal of nova standard options available with "roaming". But still nova standard. Not sure I would repeat, but I really enjoyed Annie as she is a very, very nice girl, a sweet heart despite being a pro - and should be treated well.

Originally Posted by Pete Dagon

Went to Crown for a little hand relief, but got a little something extra. Dropped in bright & early, first customer of the day for a plump little K-girl.

She took off her sun dress and my oh my a nice beautiful pair of natural Cs greet me. Not much in the way of English, but we both speak the language of love, 'cause those panties come off purty quick.

Very liberal roaming allowed, and she moves in for some DFK. She is wet and juicy, and really hot to trot. Before we get down to the main course, she sucks my fingers clean. No more DFK for me, LOL.

HJ or BBBJ? I'll have the latter please, and she obliges with a big grin on her face. Sloppy and wet, just the way I like it, so much so that I have a second cup of coffee.

Looks: 10

Service: 10

Massage: 0 (They offer massage at these places)

Table Shower: N/A

.8 for the house, and $.20 for the lady.

Didn't find out if BBFS was on the menu.

**Justforme** · 09-11-09 04:38

I do not know I have not seen the Eros post.

Originally Posted by Man Grodd

Is that the same Yumi who advertises on Eros?

**Pilot Aviator** · 09-10-09 18:01

I had an "unusable for any other purpose" hour today – but only an hour.

There is a very reliable (if not upscale) AMP nearby. It was the first AMP I ever visited – and, although no longer my ATF place, it is a place where I have spent some very enjoyable time. So since I only had an hour, and it was close, and what I wanted was a light touch, I went to see my old friend S**** at *** (a place not far from the mixing bowl).

I called before I arrived ("yes, appointment today no problem") and I was walking in the door three minutes later.

Arrival & Preliminaries (10/10)

It had been over a month since my last visit (I told S**** I had been travelling – true enough, I just did not say it was to other spas). S**** scolded me for being gone too long – and then gave me a very big hug in the treatment room. Paid the usual for an hour – "shower honey? Of course".

Table Shower (9/10)

This was the first place I ever experienced a TS – and it is still a great place to have one. S**** knows how to provide an almost full massage (and almost was almost too far today. Wow). Everything extra clean and extra big smiles. She keeps teasing me about me giving her a shower – some day, some day. And that will be the day I score a TS 10/10

Rinse, dry, and then back to room. In the room she towels me off again, I take the towel and dry her legs and feet – give her a hug – and lay down.

Massage (5-10/10)

Massage (medium or deep) back and leg work is not what S**** is good at (at best 5/10). But – if you like a light feather tease from head to toe and all crooks and crannies in-be-tween I've not found anyone better (10/10). Today I did not need a massagi – I wanted light feathery touches (another reason I spent this hour at ***)

Ending (10/10)

During the massagi all of S****'s binding elastics became un-bound.-- and more soft pleasant touches followed. For about a year now, S**** has been very happy to allow me to provide her a FBSM.-- and today she took more pleasure than usual (and, unless I was fooled, and I may have been, she enjoyed three times to my one – and her enjoyment added to my total level of enjoyment.

After. A warm towel (for both of us) and more massage on legs, chest, and abdomen. Interesting – on the front side, S****'s skill with massage is very good to excellent – and it filled an extra 15 minutes past the agreed hour. Really very nice

Departure & Overall (10/9)

It is good to visit old friends – and I contend it is good to be friendly to these ladies. As I learned from the seniors on this forum, only take the cash you want to spend.-- this was a problem today for me, because I definitely enjoyed more than I would on a standard visit – but I only had a standard gratuity with me.

I am not aware of any provider at *** ever looking at the tip or even mentioning it – and S**** certainly did not look at what I left under the alarm clock. However I told her I really had a good time – and that next time I would show my respect for her by being more generous (and would make up for this time, and be more than usually generous for that next time.-- I figure, I need to have 0.8 for my next visit for the gratuity as a gomenesai for today, and to be appropriately generous assuming similar service).

Therapist:

Age: 45 (plus)

Physical: 5'-1", 130#, cute, a nice natural shape (all natural and typically small). S**** would admit she has a little paunch (while never mentioning I am 50 pounds heavier than I would be if I were a fit hard-body) soft dark hair (up in a clip today – normally shoulder length)

FBAS: 7+ / 7+ / 10 / I think the S is for service.-- no IT IS NOT A FULL SERVICE PLACE (note for MAN GRODD) – but for a NoVA AMP, I think her service is a solid 9

Repeatability: yes – this is a place I will repeat – I like my ATF place better – but this place has good memories and good people

Facilities

Cleanliness: 8 (a bit shabby now – a bit run down – but everything is clean enough)

Convenience: 10

Discreetness: It is in an industrial kind of place (but not an industrial park) – so, perhaps not as discrete as some would like – depending on the time of day, I sometimes choose to park across the street rather than in the small "behind the building" parking pad.

Hours: 10am-9pm

As is true for all – YMMV – but you are likely to enjoy your visit more if you are always nice to the ladies

PA

PS – some concern has been expressed about either too little or too much detail in our posts. My suggestion is to provide appropriate commentary, but take precautions from directly exposing the provider or business to unwanted scrutiny. For those that have TOFTT on more than one occasion, they will have already determined where this spa is located and who is the provider.-- If you can't, you can ask for more info and perhaps get a reply, but you'll really have more fun if you just go out and enjoy a visit yourself to any of the well advertised places on CL, backpage, or appropriate sections of the WP.

**Badboycik** · 09-10-09 12:09

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688

Sac4422, pls go there and report what you find for us or TOFFT ok? After which you can start asking for freebie info.

PC out

I tried to go there a few weeks ago. I went to the address on Galows Rd and called as instructed in ad. Man answered and started giving me directions to someplace else. Thought I would either get robbed or arrested and gave up. FYI

**Pete Dagon** · 09-10-09 07:11

Originally Posted by Sac4422

Any intel. on this one. I was interested in visiting. It seems they re-direct you after you get there park and call. A guys answers phone always. I tried a couple of times to see if any female would answer.

Do you guys recommend?

Yes. This is a definite recommend. Sue gives a great massage and HJ for $.20

**Pcpc1688** · 09-10-09 00:23

Originally Posted by Sac4422

Any intel. on this one. I was interested in visiting. It seems they re-direct you after you get there park and call. A guys answers phone always. I tried a couple of times to see if any female would answer.

Do you guys recommend?

Sac4422, pls go there and report what you find for us or TOFFT ok? After which you can start asking for freebie info.

PC out

**Jim Rob** · 09-09-09 22:39

Everything with this guy is some kinda BB service.. My crap detector is starting to chirp...

**Fatpig** · 09-09-09 22:26

Decided to try this out after seeing it in CL. YMMV but this is no Kings.

Provider was Bebe. She is just ok average. Place is clean but stand up shower only though they have room for a table (maybe in the future). I got an ok massage and no extras. Paid a 20 for the massage and left.

Since I got nothing and was looking decided to hit Aroma a few miles away. Got Kathy. Another average girl. Place does look the same. Kathy gave a GREAT massage and only standard finish with sub standard roaming.

I really need to try kings though from all the reviews. Just need to get the address when it on CL again.

Would I do MT or AT again. No.

**Pilot Aviator** · 09-09-09 16:10

Went to my ATF NoVA SPA to see my newest ATF "Sue." This was going to be a special visit.- had gone to ***'* twice before and "Sue on vacation today" (and I still had a nice visit and a great massage, but I was missing Sue). Today, Angie broke the news.- Sue not work here anymore.(my heart breaks).

Details follow.- in summary.- Heart healed.- and as always a great visit

Arrival & Preliminaries (10/10)

I've been a client for some time. For me, this place is like "Cheer's".- a place where everybody knows you and everbody has a smile for the return of a good client.

They even offer drinks up-front (OK. Water or soda.- water today thanks).

Extra warm hugs from Angie-sama (with her appology that Sue is no longer there, eventhough I had called and asked for Sue by name. And told to come on over).

An extra hug from Angie when she returned with my change (usual hour for.8)

M**** came in.- and M**** remembered I had been her client her first day when she acted as substitute for "vacationing Sue" (two visits previous).

She went to get TS ready, returned and off we went.

Table Shower (8/10)

My favorite part of the visit.- good warm water, good soap, good clean time very enjoyed. I noticed the door-bell rang two different times (so I anticipated the shower would be shorter than I wanted).- but it was long enough.

Dried off then back to room.- new dry towel.-- lay down please.

Massage (8/10)

The massage was good to very good. M**** can't be more than 100lbs, but she gets good force in her arms. Light lotion and great long stokes. Great work on lower back (and I needed it).

We had a nice conversation most of the time.- and when it was quiet, it was comfortable quiet. Usually get a nice hot-towel after the lotion with others, but was not what M**** did.

Time to turn over

Ending (8-10/10)

I rated this 8-10 out of deference to what the individual reader thinks makes for a great ending. For me it was a solid 9.- even better than my last visit with M****.

After. A warm towel and more massage on hips/thighs and head. Very nice

Departure & Overall (9/9)

I will miss Sue. I really liked her and she was skilled and pretty.

I hope M**** stays a long time.

On the beauty scale she is a 10 in every category you could care about. I was more generous with the tip.- and likely will continue to be so for this provider.

Therapist:

Age: 30 (plus or minus)

Physical: 5'-3", 100#, fit and wonderfully shaped, rich, dark chestnut brown hair.

FBAS: 10 / 10 / 10 / I forget what the "S" is for.- but assume it is really good

Repeatability: 10
Facilities
Cleanliness: 9
Convenience: 10
Discreetness: 8
Hours: 10am-9pm

**Pete Dagon** · 09-09-09 12:12

Went to Crown for a little hand relief, but got a little something extra. Dropped in bright & early, first customer of the day for a plump little K-girl.

She took off her sun dress and my oh my a nice beautiful pair of natural Cs greet me. Not much in the way of English, but we both speak the language of love, 'cause those panties come off purty quick.

Very liberal roaming allowed, and she moves in for some DFK. She is wet and juicy, and really hot to trot. Before we get down to the main course, she sucks my fingers clean. No more DFK for me, LOL.

HJ or BBBJ? I'll have the latter please, and she obliges with a big grin on her face. Sloppy and wet, just the way I like it, so much so that I have a second cup of coffee.

Looks: 10

Service: 10

Massage: 0 (They offer massage at these places)

Table Shower: N/A

.8 for the house, and $.20 for the lady.

Didn't find out if BBFS was on the menu.

**Eerock** · 09-09-09 10:02

Originally Posted by Just Ken

Please advise me of any providers that include BBFS on the menu so I can avoid. I did not reallize that consumer demand was that high. Maybe it's just me.

It's not just you. And don't put a whole lot of stock in the views regarding consumer demand of someone who joined the board in the past two weeks. This is the internet. TrollsRUs is never out of stock.

**Pete Dagon** · 09-09-09 08:32

It's easy enough to get - just the right combination of $$$ and sweet talk. Most girls will consider it for an extra $, and I've paid as much as $$ extra for it.

**Serpico99** · 09-09-09 07:31

I drove out to the Chesapeake Bay for late night drive last night. Place was dead. Had my favorite, a girl named after a kid's cereal. Services were great, now that I'm her regular. My only complaint was, after engaging in some small talk, I asked how business was and such, she starts to go off on this nagging rant about how she works so much with no time off, etc. Note to self: talk about happy things to a provider next time. But I'm in like Flynn with her so it's all good.

**Sac4422** · 09-09-09 00:18

Any intel. on this one. I was interested in visiting. It seems they re-direct you after you get there park and call. A guys answers phone always. I tried a couple of times to see if any female would answer.

Do you guys recommend?

**OneHitWonders** · 09-08-09 23:53

Originally Posted by Roamin Roman

Last weekend, when it was raining heavily albeit briefly in some areas, I decided to venture to one of the AMPs in the outer regions of Fairfax County. The Dulles Toll Road makes it easy to reach this particular AMP without much hassle. There was no wait when I got there, and the gal who answered (call her "Number One") took me right away to the room and got the TS ready. Here is my assessment of the session:

Arrival & Preliminaries (9/10)
As I said, I didn't have to stand outside the door for any appreciable length of time, waiting for someone inside to answer. Number One opened the door within 10 seconds of my having pushed the doorbell and, as I said, showed me to the room immediately and took the entry fee (.8) for the 60-minute session. While she went to get the TS ready, she offered me some cold bottled water (a nice touch).

Table Shower (8/10)
Even though the temps outside were still a bit warm and humid, the hot water of the TS felt good. Number One provided a good thorough scrubbing, as well as not just pleasant but also playful conversation throughout. Afterwards, she took care to dry me off with one towel, and then a second one, before we went back to the room. The TS stall looked and smelled clean, without the odor of mildew that can really put a damper on an otherwise good experience.

Massage (8/10)
Although (I think) the room had a ceiling bar, there was no back-walking offered, nor did I request it. The massage experience itself was good and solid. She used a light amount of oil and provided a modestly-paced top-to-bottom rubdown, including a nice scalp massage. During the entire time, she kept up her end of the conversation, although we didn't spend the entire time talking. At the end, she brought in a hot towel to wipe off the oil, and then put a dry towel over me and massaged me a little more, before removing it and telling me to "Turn over, honey."

Ending (8/10)
Even though this is the part we all wait for, it just wouldn't be the same without the massage leading up to it. Number One climbed up onto the table, applied the oil, and began a slow, steady rhythm. Oh, yes, even though they "can't take clothes off here," she nevertheless only kept the top attached in the most minimal way. While she has a bit of a paunch and is not the youngest provider one will find, her tits still retained a nice shape. And, no matter how many times I get a massage, there's just something about having a woman sitting in front of you with her top up, tits exposed, while she manipulates you into Shangri-La. All of her pleasant/playful conversation, good massage technique, and general nice demeanor had me close to the edge already, so I didn't last too long this time out. And, unlike some therapists, she didn't stop as soon as the Happy Ending started. She stayed on target until she had milked me dry and then some. Then, while I'm laying on the table like a weak kitten, she retrieved a pair of hot washcloths for clean up.

Departure & Overall (8.5/10)
Parting is often sweet sorrow. But, as I suspect I'll be back, the sorrow was tempered by that knowledge. She brought me another bottle of water while I was getting dressed, then gave me a hug and showed me to the door, making sure that no one was in the hallway or outside the door. At no time did she ask for any tip. The whole experience was very enjoyable, and I gave her slightly more than the NoVa average, as a result (.5). If I'm in this area again in the near future, I'll have no problem asking for Number One again even if a younger, better-looking therapist is available. (In other words, I won't have to worry about competition from guys like Xsham and Bradley1. They have their girls, and I have mine. And I'll be the less frustrated, most likely.)

Therapist
Age: Mid-to-late 40s
Physical: ~ 5'-6", 120#, natural 34Cs, straight black hair, some meat on midrif
FBAS: 7.5 / 6.5 / 8.5 / 8.5
Repeatability: 8

Facilities
Cleanliness: 8.5
Convenience: 9
Discreetness: 7.5
Hours: 10am-8:30pm

P.S. - Thanks to PA for the kind words on the previous report. Hopefully, this will also pass muster. I've provided these last two reports in this layout, based on comments I read on another USASG board. The monger lamented that too many reports were just along the lines of "went and got a HE, gave her .4 tip, etc." So, breaking a report into the natural component parts of a session seemed the right solution. If anyone has suggestions on alternate segments or improvements, please feel free to comment or even reflect those suggestions in a report of your own. Also, as with the previous report, I have purposely left out the name and specific location of the AMP. I'll happily provide the additional information to those with a solid post history.

RR - Excellent Post. Right on... My 30 minute experience was identical. I totally agree about the conclusion of the massage. I think she has this down to a science. Personally, I get turned off (no pun intended) when they push the tip issue and the hurry up issue. I considerable myself very generous with my tipping and wish they would not make such a big deal...It ruins the mood. That said, I will see her again...