Massage Parlor Reports

**OneHitWonders** · 09-08-09 23:53

Originally Posted by Roamin Roman

Last weekend, when it was raining heavily albeit briefly in some areas, I decided to venture to one of the AMPs in the outer regions of Fairfax County. The Dulles Toll Road makes it easy to reach this particular AMP without much hassle. There was no wait when I got there, and the gal who answered (call her "Number One") took me right away to the room and got the TS ready. Here is my assessment of the session:

Arrival & Preliminaries (9/10)
As I said, I didn't have to stand outside the door for any appreciable length of time, waiting for someone inside to answer. Number One opened the door within 10 seconds of my having pushed the doorbell and, as I said, showed me to the room immediately and took the entry fee (.8) for the 60-minute session. While she went to get the TS ready, she offered me some cold bottled water (a nice touch).

Table Shower (8/10)
Even though the temps outside were still a bit warm and humid, the hot water of the TS felt good. Number One provided a good thorough scrubbing, as well as not just pleasant but also playful conversation throughout. Afterwards, she took care to dry me off with one towel, and then a second one, before we went back to the room. The TS stall looked and smelled clean, without the odor of mildew that can really put a damper on an otherwise good experience.

Massage (8/10)
Although (I think) the room had a ceiling bar, there was no back-walking offered, nor did I request it. The massage experience itself was good and solid. She used a light amount of oil and provided a modestly-paced top-to-bottom rubdown, including a nice scalp massage. During the entire time, she kept up her end of the conversation, although we didn't spend the entire time talking. At the end, she brought in a hot towel to wipe off the oil, and then put a dry towel over me and massaged me a little more, before removing it and telling me to "Turn over, honey."

Ending (8/10)
Even though this is the part we all wait for, it just wouldn't be the same without the massage leading up to it. Number One climbed up onto the table, applied the oil, and began a slow, steady rhythm. Oh, yes, even though they "can't take clothes off here," she nevertheless only kept the top attached in the most minimal way. While she has a bit of a paunch and is not the youngest provider one will find, her tits still retained a nice shape. And, no matter how many times I get a massage, there's just something about having a woman sitting in front of you with her top up, tits exposed, while she manipulates you into Shangri-La. All of her pleasant/playful conversation, good massage technique, and general nice demeanor had me close to the edge already, so I didn't last too long this time out. And, unlike some therapists, she didn't stop as soon as the Happy Ending started. She stayed on target until she had milked me dry and then some. Then, while I'm laying on the table like a weak kitten, she retrieved a pair of hot washcloths for clean up.

Departure & Overall (8.5/10)
Parting is often sweet sorrow. But, as I suspect I'll be back, the sorrow was tempered by that knowledge. She brought me another bottle of water while I was getting dressed, then gave me a hug and showed me to the door, making sure that no one was in the hallway or outside the door. At no time did she ask for any tip. The whole experience was very enjoyable, and I gave her slightly more than the NoVa average, as a result (.5). If I'm in this area again in the near future, I'll have no problem asking for Number One again even if a younger, better-looking therapist is available. (In other words, I won't have to worry about competition from guys like Xsham and Bradley1. They have their girls, and I have mine. And I'll be the less frustrated, most likely.)

Therapist
Age: Mid-to-late 40s
Physical: ~ 5'-6", 120#, natural 34Cs, straight black hair, some meat on midrif
FBAS: 7.5 / 6.5 / 8.5 / 8.5
Repeatability: 8

Facilities
Cleanliness: 8.5
Convenience: 9
Discreetness: 7.5
Hours: 10am-8:30pm

P.S. - Thanks to PA for the kind words on the previous report. Hopefully, this will also pass muster. I've provided these last two reports in this layout, based on comments I read on another USASG board. The monger lamented that too many reports were just along the lines of "went and got a HE, gave her .4 tip, etc." So, breaking a report into the natural component parts of a session seemed the right solution. If anyone has suggestions on alternate segments or improvements, please feel free to comment or even reflect those suggestions in a report of your own. Also, as with the previous report, I have purposely left out the name and specific location of the AMP. I'll happily provide the additional information to those with a solid post history.

RR - Excellent Post. Right on... My 30 minute experience was identical. I totally agree about the conclusion of the massage. I think she has this down to a science. Personally, I get turned off (no pun intended) when they push the tip issue and the hurry up issue. I considerable myself very generous with my tipping and wish they would not make such a big deal...It ruins the mood. That said, I will see her again...

**Skinsnut** · 09-08-09 23:11

Originally Posted by Black Coffee

I was putting the info out for newbies based on what I've read in this forum and my own experience. I have no interest in BBFS this close to DC or anywhere else at this time as I plan to take my tired old ass to LOS and/or PI in 3-7 years.

BC

I agree. There is no interest on my part for any BBFS. WAY to risky on so many levels.

**Black Coffee** · 09-08-09 17:29

Originally Posted by Man Grodd

IMHO, Lack of a cover is not a barrier at an AMP if you have enough cash and only want a BBBJ. BBFS is harder to come by, but hopefully consumer demand will pressure more providers to put that service on the menu.

I was putting the info out for newbies based on what I've read in this forum and my own experience. I have no interest in BBFS this close to DC or anywhere else at this time as I plan to take my tired old ass to LOS and/or PI in 3-7 years.

BC

**Just Ken** · 09-08-09 16:47

Please advise me of any providers that include BBFS on the menu so I can avoid. I did not reallize that consumer demand was that high. Maybe it's just me.

Originally Posted by Man Grodd

IMHO, Lack of a cover is not a barrier at an AMP if you have enough cash and only want a BBBJ. BBFS is harder to come by, but hopefully consumer demand will pressure more providers to put that service on the menu.

**Skinsnut** · 09-08-09 16:00

Table Shower (7/10)

TS was very clean. Standard cleaning with liberal hands on her part. Good conversation through out TS.

Massage (9/10)

Very good. Definately an above average massage. Prior to start, she asked how I like my massage and I told her I liked it soft and she was more than accomodating. She started off the massage with a little baby powder (which felt amazing) and very light touching. It made my skin feel tingle and the hair on my neck stood up. Went on to a lotioned massage from head to toe. There was a bar above the table so walking is available, but I assume it wasn't used per my request for a soft massage.

Ending (8/10)

First off, it's hard for me to score any ending higher than an 8 when it is a standard VA ending, but as far as VA is concerned, this would be a 9. Fantastic work with no pressure concerning tip or rushing. Roaming was allowed.

Therapist

Name: Happy
Age: Mid 30's
Physical: About 5'-3", 110 lbs. Enhanced 36Cs, but very natural feel and look. Very attractive with an anazing smile.

I will definately be going back. I very much enjoyed Happy and I do think that she lived up to her name!

Time: 1 hour for .8
Tip: .6 (I know a little high for standard VA, but I enjoyed the experience so much, she did warrant better than average tip).

Facilities:8.5
Cleanliness: 9
Location: 8.5
Discreetness: 7 (lower if after 5pm)

**Max Beelyun** · 09-08-09 14:28

Originally Posted by Badboycik

Along with all the other detail the name of the place would be helpful.

I'm never sure how much detail to give in these reports. It's a place on Tyco Rd that advertised in the post today. PM if you need to, I see you have some useful reports posted.

**Badboycik** · 09-08-09 11:02

Originally Posted by Max Beelyun

I believe I was at the same place later that on Friday. I also drew Amy, she said she was the only one available that day.

Along with all the other detail the name of the place would be helpful.

**Pete Dagon** · 09-08-09 10:36

Originally Posted by Black Coffee

Upon her return things progressed to a point where she had to breathe through her nose. Newbies take note: Even though it was only my second time there and first with this provider, I walk in prepared for anything with a cover and extra cash. I've read on here a few times where a lack of either stopped things from moving forward and sometimes you don't get a second chance.

IMHO, Lack of a cover is not a barrier at an AMP if you have enough cash and only want a BBBJ. BBFS is harder to come by, but hopefully consumer demand will pressure more providers to put that service on the menu.

**Pcpc1688** · 09-08-09 01:16

Hey Boys,

thinking about a visit there. Can anyone pm me with some experiences? (good ones I hope)

PC out

**Max Beelyun** · 09-07-09 22:35

I believe I was at the same place later that on Friday. I also drew Amy, she said she was the only one available that day.

Unlike RR, I went for the 30 minute version, so no table shower. My experience was about identical beyond that. She really has a nice touch to start with but it quickly degenerated into "c'mon baby" and I told her I was in no hurry so she should slow down. Had she continued with the initial treatment then I would have finished a lot quicker. There's a difference between "pillow talk" (table talk?) and trying to rush things along.

Regarding tip, I've gotten in the habit of jumping up to grab the money and leaving it out as soon as the girl leaves the room, then getting back on the table to relax a bit more. That way there is less of an opportunity to discuss the amount.

Originally Posted by Roamin Roman

As I was in that area the other day, I decided to make a visit to one of the AMPs in the Tysons Corner area. I arrived and Amy (who may also be the manager) shows me to the room and takes the entry fee (.8), saying "I send in good girl." Since I prefer an older gal from time to time, I asked if she would provide the session, and she agreed with what seemed a little bit of surprise. Anyway, the session proceeded as follows:

Table Shower (6.5/10)
Good, but not Outstanding. The therapist had some trouble controlling the sprayer, and managed to hit me in the face a couple times. The water was a nice degree of hot, but she nevertheless turned the hot water down to a lukewarm even though I said that the temperature was fine to begin with. The scrub was good, but again not great. Afterwards, in drying me off, she gave me short-shrift by mostly patting the water off and left me somewhat dripping as we returned to the room.

Massage (8.5/10)
Very good. Not the oft-given perfunctory pushing and brief rubbing, Amy provided a very thorough massage with attention to the muscles from head to toe. In fact, a couple times during the massage, I fell asleep momentarily. She used a light amount of lotion and, after finishing with each part of my body, used a hot towel not only to wipe off the lotion but also (beforehand) relax the muscles further and provide additional massage through the towel.

Ending (5/10)
This would have been so much better if she had only put more "customer care" into things. The beginning, right before the flip, was an extended period of soft touch teasing, which was near-pure bliss. Little Roman woke up very quickly. After the flip, things looked like they would continue along the same tack. She got some lotion, climbed up onto the table and sat between my legs. But, hardly one minute into it, she's saying "Come for me, baby," and "You come now?," which are just total buzzkills. Additionally, she didn't remove her top and, when I tried to lower her straps, she says "You know this isn't free, don't you?" Geez. Yes, I informed her, I knew that. Still, the top never came down. Okay, fine. Then, less than three minutes into things, she says "You gonna come? My arm's getting tired." WTF? On a slow day, by her own admission, her arm is tired after 3 minutes of light handling? Eventually, she managed to complete the task, which was delayed due to her own impatience, and she brought a couple hot towels to clean up.

Departure & Overall (6/10)
After I dressed (with no assistance, nor any water or soda) and tipped her the standard NoVa fee (.4), which all the same may have been more than was justified for this session, she made a brief pouty face but then cheered up and said to come back soon. Uh-huh, only maybe. And one other thing: While her English is excellent, trying to hold any sort of conversation with her was nigh impossible during the session, in spite of multiple attempts at doing so. Just FYI.

Therapist
Age: Late 40s or early 50s
Physical: About 5'-3", 125#, full natural 36Cs, wavy dark brown hair, no smoke breath
FBAS: 7 / 7 / 6.5 / 7

Facilities
Cleanliness: 8.5
Location: 8.5
Discreetness: 7.5
Hours: 10am-9pm

**Black Coffee** · 09-07-09 20:51

My employer is open 24/7/365 so today was a workday for me, but I enjoyed the holiday by making a rare weekday visit for a one hour "vacation". Outside the beltway on an odd numbered road in a cluster of office buildings. Very quiet today. Hit the buzzer and was greeted by a tall K-lady who named herself after a popular soft drink (no not Dr. Pepper). I would guess her age to be 50, but she looked like someone who had lived in Florida a long time. Paid for the hour and was led to the table shower. Fair shower, nothing missed except with the towel. Back to the room, requested medium/hard. Massage was fair with back walking but like the shower, was done at 1.5 times normal speed. Quick flip and brief negotiations resulted in her leaving the room for 5 mins. Upon her return things progressed to a point where she had to breathe through her nose. Newbies take note: Even though it was only my second time there and first with this provider, I walk in prepared for anything with a cover and extra cash. I've read on here a few times where a lack of either stopped things from moving forward and sometimes you don't get a second chance. Back to this session, overall it was lackluster and rushed even though the place was dead and the place has not moved much higher on my to-do list. There are new options and old favorites in the area. BTW; Check out Johndao's posts of Thao in the ISG Vietnam Photo Gallery. We are truly on the wrong side of the world! BC.

**Pete Dagon** · 09-07-09 20:21

Originally Posted by Mark Bellows

I stopped in to Crown today. I called ahead about 30 mins to get into their good graces. I put up.8 for the hour and was escorted by the MMS to the shower and sauna. This was my first time at this establishment and I really liked the shower. The sauna afterward was also good and piping hot. When I finished up MMS took me back to my room. I waited for what seemed to be at least 20 mins. Then the provider came in. She was a beauty; young, fit, and tanned. I didn't get her name, but she was a 9 or 10 on looks. After she came in, she said we needed to move to a different room. No problem there, just next door. Then she asked hard or soft. I went for hard, and it was pretty lackluster. It started ok, but ended up with her gliding her nails on my back and legs. I decided to go for the turn, and she asked if I've been there before and I said no. She asked where her hand should go, so I put it where it should be. Then I asked for her to get a little comfortable. She said how much? . I said.6 and asked for bottoms too. She said she'd take a card, but I'm not going for that. I settled, and got her B's out. They were nice. She asked if I wanted oil, I went for it. Then HJ to finish. I asked about everything, and she said they don't do that there. Oh well. Maybe more was avalaible, but I didn't. I'm disappointed, but she was smokin hot. If you do venture over there, she's got a light birthmark on her cheek.

Be safe,

MB

Crown has some nice providers. If you like a prostrate massage in addition to the HJ on the flip side, these girls do good work.

**Mark Bellows** · 09-07-09 15:41

I stopped in to Crown today. I called ahead about 30 mins to get into their good graces. I put up.8 for the hour and was escorted by the MMS to the shower and sauna. This was my first time at this establishment and I really liked the shower. The sauna afterward was also good and piping hot. When I finished up MMS took me back to my room. I waited for what seemed to be at least 20 mins. Then the provider came in. She was a beauty; young, fit, and tanned. I didn't get her name, but she was a 9 or 10 on looks. After she came in, she said we needed to move to a different room. No problem there, just next door. Then she asked hard or soft. I went for hard, and it was pretty lackluster. It started ok, but ended up with her gliding her nails on my back and legs. I decided to go for the turn, and she asked if I've been there before and I said no. She asked where her hand should go, so I put it where it should be. Then I asked for her to get a little comfortable. She said how much? . I said.6 and asked for bottoms too. She said she'd take a card, but I'm not going for that. I settled, and got her B's out. They were nice. She asked if I wanted oil, I went for it. Then HJ to finish. I asked about everything, and she said they don't do that there. Oh well. Maybe more was avalaible, but I didn't. I'm disappointed, but she was smokin hot. If you do venture over there, she's got a light birthmark on her cheek.

Be safe,

MB

**Mason37** · 09-07-09 02:57

Capitalizing the subject doesn't 'necessarily' make it a proper name, but b/c moderator asks us to, but it could be a proper noun....

Tired of stnd finish at nearby Pine, so tried Shiatsu during weekday afternoon. Saw Young, mid-30s, avg ht & wt, nice curvey body, long hair. Overall, quick and very overpriced services.

.8 house for 60 min. started w/ ok ts. After 10-15 rub massage that was lackluster, she had me flip, and was very direct w/her proposals as she lowered her top to entice. We agreed on .8. She delivered fully nude, russian, oral to me, & very lubed hj- all her techiques were good, just quick. I thought i'd also get the following but didn't- her up on the table, daty, less-rushed.

She said fs avail next time if i brought cover & 'little more' which she finally said was 1.2 extra. I said .2 total?!, she said mamasan takes .8. Could've been worth if if she gave above-avg massgae & took her time to make things more sensual. I was out the door about 45 minutes after i got there, which included her taking a call or two for about 10 minutes. I didn't argue or complain, but instead grabbed a bunch of mints heading out, to offset my losses. If you want to blow thru .2 for quick time, if no one else is avail, then go see her.

**Roamin Roman** · 09-07-09 00:43

Last weekend, when it was raining heavily albeit briefly in some areas, I decided to venture to one of the AMPs in the outer regions of Fairfax County. The Dulles Toll Road makes it easy to reach this particular AMP without much hassle. There was no wait when I got there, and the gal who answered (call her "Number One") took me right away to the room and got the TS ready. Here is my assessment of the session:

Arrival & Preliminaries (9/10)
As I said, I didn't have to stand outside the door for any appreciable length of time, waiting for someone inside to answer. Number One opened the door within 10 seconds of my having pushed the doorbell and, as I said, showed me to the room immediately and took the entry fee (.8) for the 60-minute session. While she went to get the TS ready, she offered me some cold bottled water (a nice touch).

Table Shower (8/10)
Even though the temps outside were still a bit warm and humid, the hot water of the TS felt good. Number One provided a good thorough scrubbing, as well as not just pleasant but also playful conversation throughout. Afterwards, she took care to dry me off with one towel, and then a second one, before we went back to the room. The TS stall looked and smelled clean, without the odor of mildew that can really put a damper on an otherwise good experience.

Massage (8/10)
Although (I think) the room had a ceiling bar, there was no back-walking offered, nor did I request it. The massage experience itself was good and solid. She used a light amount of oil and provided a modestly-paced top-to-bottom rubdown, including a nice scalp massage. During the entire time, she kept up her end of the conversation, although we didn't spend the entire time talking. At the end, she brought in a hot towel to wipe off the oil, and then put a dry towel over me and massaged me a little more, before removing it and telling me to "Turn over, honey."

Ending (8/10)
Even though this is the part we all wait for, it just wouldn't be the same without the massage leading up to it. Number One climbed up onto the table, applied the oil, and began a slow, steady rhythm. Oh, yes, even though they "can't take clothes off here," she nevertheless only kept the top attached in the most minimal way. While she has a bit of a paunch and is not the youngest provider one will find, her tits still retained a nice shape. And, no matter how many times I get a massage, there's just something about having a woman sitting in front of you with her top up, tits exposed, while she manipulates you into Shangri-La. All of her pleasant/playful conversation, good massage technique, and general nice demeanor had me close to the edge already, so I didn't last too long this time out. And, unlike some therapists, she didn't stop as soon as the Happy Ending started. She stayed on target until she had milked me dry and then some. Then, while I'm laying on the table like a weak kitten, she retrieved a pair of hot washcloths for clean up.

Departure & Overall (8.5/10)
Parting is often sweet sorrow. But, as I suspect I'll be back, the sorrow was tempered by that knowledge. She brought me another bottle of water while I was getting dressed, then gave me a hug and showed me to the door, making sure that no one was in the hallway or outside the door. At no time did she ask for any tip. The whole experience was very enjoyable, and I gave her slightly more than the NoVa average, as a result (.5). If I'm in this area again in the near future, I'll have no problem asking for Number One again even if a younger, better-looking therapist is available. (In other words, I won't have to worry about competition from guys like Xsham and Bradley1. They have their girls, and I have mine. And I'll be the less frustrated, most likely.)

Therapist
Age: Mid-to-late 40s
Physical: ~ 5'-6", 120#, natural 34Cs, straight black hair, some meat on midrif
FBAS: 7.5 / 6.5 / 8.5 / 8.5
Repeatability: 8

Facilities
Cleanliness: 8.5
Convenience: 9
Discreetness: 7.5
Hours: 10am-8:30pm

P.S. - Thanks to PA for the kind words on the previous report. Hopefully, this will also pass muster. I've provided these last two reports in this layout, based on comments I read on another USASG board. The monger lamented that too many reports were just along the lines of "went and got a HE, gave her .4 tip, etc." So, breaking a report into the natural component parts of a session seemed the right solution. If anyone has suggestions on alternate segments or improvements, please feel free to comment or even reflect those suggestions in a report of your own. Also, as with the previous report, I have purposely left out the name and specific location of the AMP. I'll happily provide the additional information to those with a solid post history.