Massage Parlor Reports

[Oldtar]

In Merrifield, about a block north of the fire station on Gallows Road, at 2110A, Second Floor. The place is new and very clean. My one hour massage ($60) was excellent and thorough, but no shower, table or otherwise, was available. Chloe (Chinese) was cute and sweet and strictly legit; no extras available and she remained fully clothed the whole time. No roaming possible. The massage table was in the middle of the room with no provision for back-walking. The location is reasonably discreet with plenty of free parking. Highly recommended, if all you want is a massage.
Oldtar

[Volvos40]

Saw the report about blues eyes, and I stop in there on occasion. You would be able to see any cars since they are behind a stretch of building, a little court, but anyway. Girl claimed to have been there long time, although I hadn't had her before, gave the best TS ever. Slow firm wash crazy good. Then great hands and wonderful feathering the rear areas. Then she started the upsell and I stopped at.6. For standard finish. Will return but will be looking each way.

[Roamin Roman]

As I was in that area the other day, I decided to make a visit to one of the AMPs in the Tysons Corner area. I arrived and Amy (who may also be the manager) shows me to the room and takes the entry fee (.8), saying "I send in good girl." Since I prefer an older gal from time to time, I asked if she would provide the session, and she agreed with what seemed a little bit of surprise. Anyway, the session proceeded as follows:

Table Shower (6.5/10)
Good, but not Outstanding. The therapist had some trouble controlling the sprayer, and managed to hit me in the face a couple times. The water was a nice degree of hot, but she nevertheless turned the hot water down to a lukewarm even though I said that the temperature was fine to begin with. The scrub was good, but again not great. Afterwards, in drying me off, she gave me short-shrift by mostly patting the water off and left me somewhat dripping as we returned to the room.

Massage (8.5/10)
Very good. Not the oft-given perfunctory pushing and brief rubbing, Amy provided a very thorough massage with attention to the muscles from head to toe. In fact, a couple times during the massage, I fell asleep momentarily. She used a light amount of lotion and, after finishing with each part of my body, used a hot towel not only to wipe off the lotion but also (beforehand) relax the muscles further and provide additional massage through the towel.

Ending (5/10)
This would have been so much better if she had only put more "customer care" into things. The beginning, right before the flip, was an extended period of soft touch teasing, which was near-pure bliss. Little Roman woke up very quickly. After the flip, things looked like they would continue along the same tack. She got some lotion, climbed up onto the table and sat between my legs. But, hardly one minute into it, she's saying "Come for me, baby," and "You come now?," which are just total buzzkills. Additionally, she didn't remove her top and, when I tried to lower her straps, she says "You know this isn't free, don't you?" Geez. Yes, I informed her, I knew that. Still, the top never came down. Okay, fine. Then, less than three minutes into things, she says "You gonna come? My arm's getting tired." WTF? On a slow day, by her own admission, her arm is tired after 3 minutes of light handling? Eventually, she managed to complete the task, which was delayed due to her own impatience, and she brought a couple hot towels to clean up.

Departure & Overall (6/10)
After I dressed (with no assistance, nor any water or soda) and tipped her the standard NoVa fee (.4), which all the same may have been more than was justified for this session, she made a brief pouty face but then cheered up and said to come back soon. Uh-huh, only maybe. And one other thing: While her English is excellent, trying to hold any sort of conversation with her was nigh impossible during the session, in spite of multiple attempts at doing so. Just FYI.

Therapist
Age: Late 40s or early 50s
Physical: About 5'-3", 125#, full natural 36Cs, wavy dark brown hair, no smoke breath
FBAS: 7 / 7 / 6.5 / 7

Facilities
Cleanliness: 8.5
Location: 8.5
Discreetness: 7.5
Hours: 10am-9pm

[Roamin Roman]

Due to the inundation of requests for "Yumi"s info (see my 8/18/09 post) I am on the fence on whether I should give out info to members who haven't yet posted.

It may seem uncharitable and somewhat selfish to withhold intel from someone with a zero post history, but that's part of the way the Forum works. Posting history is, in a way, a form of membership dues. If you haven't paid, then you can't obtain most benefits. It's not quite like a seniority system (as some, like Bradley1, have whined), but instead a form of OpSec and a means of encouraging community participation. Another way to think of it is this: Should someone who intentionally fails to pay his taxes be entitled to the rights of citizenship? Again, this may seem to be a hard approach, but it is a necessary one, IMO. I would vote "No."

RR

P. S.. By the way, BD, good job on re-tooling your approach to posting. While you probably haven't re-tooled your treatment of the women you visit, you've at least made good on reforming your dialogue to fit the community's standards. And, kudos with respect to your opsec.

[Pete Dagon]

great recommendations do that. Let her breath she should answer eventually.

Is that the same Yumi who advertises on Eros?

[Justforme]

great recommendations do that. Let her breath she should answer eventually.

I must have called Yumi's number a dozen times. All different times of the day. The phone always rings but no one answers. Are you guys just going to the location and asking for a massage? If you google the number from BD you get a legitimate business location in Falls Church. I have thought about driving there and asking if they take walk-ins but...

[Classy Mike]

She is out of town until tomorrow (Friday).

I must have called Yumi's number a dozen times. All different times of the day. The phone always rings but no one answers. Are you guys just going to the location and asking for a massage? If you google the number from BD you get a legitimate business location in Falls Church. I have thought about driving there and asking if they take walk-ins but...

[MrSunnyHills]

Same result here - and different times of day. Oh well, I'm heading to the West Coast soon, so will have a good selection.

I must have called Yumi's number a dozen times. All different times of the day. The phone always rings but no one answers. Are you guys just going to the location and asking for a massage? If you google the number from BD you get a legitimate business location in Falls Church. I have thought about driving there and asking if they take walk-ins but...

[MoonView]

Nice attractive lady...nice massage...nice finish...you leave happy!

According to Wikipedia..."Reflexology is an alternative medicine method involving the practice of massaging or applying pressure to parts of the feet, or sometimes the hands and ears, with the goal of encouraging a beneficial effect on other parts of the body, or to improve general health."


MnV

[Brdcsttech]

Another confirmation! Thanks BD.

Nice attractive lady...nice massage...nice finish...you leave happy!

I must have called Yumi's number a dozen times. All different times of the day. The phone always rings but no one answers. Are you guys just going to the location and asking for a massage? If you google the number from BD you get a legitimate business location in Falls Church. I have thought about driving there and asking if they take walk-ins but...

[Brdcsttech]

But the discussion beforehand changed the idea of gratitude to "fee".- and that killed the "fun" of the visit.

A tip/gratuity discussion with the therapist always spells doom for me, and also usually terminates future visits. I'm not sure I'll return.- I have other places that I really like.

I hate when a new girl from "Flushing" comes down 95 South and wants to give "hand releases" for 80 - 100 bucks! - WTF?!
Last time that happened to me at NSP I just got up, got dressed, ignored the drama and had a conversation with MMS. It certainly kills the mood when they do that.

[OneHitWonders]

A nice gem now also confirmed by me.
Thanks B.D.

On my personal scale, I put the looks at 7.5 and agree with all of the other numbers. One of my better experiences in the last year.

Another confirmation! Thanks BD.

Nice attractive lady...nice massage...nice finish...you leave happy!

[OneHitWonders]

I found myself out in Herndon for work last week, and had an itch. Since the only access I had to this site was via internet on my phone, it was a little hard to navigate. I did what I could though.

Had trouble finding a place I wanted in Chantilly, so I ended up at King instead. It was. . . odd. I wish I could have read the forum better, because I see another monger had a very similar experience to mine.

Had to wait a while in the room after mamasan took the house fee (.8? WTF?), and eventually she came back to shower me. I didn't think it'd be a busy time, but so it goes. She did give a decent shower, for what it's worth. From there, the thing with the hot towels, mamasan comes back with more hot towels, and then finally in walks Yuki.

She was worth waiting for. Cute little K-girl with nice enhancements on top. Massagi was good, although a little too rough at times (that little girl has some strong hands!). The thing that made me nervous, moreso than the mamasan shower bit, is that she massaged through a towel the whole time. I've never had this before at all, and it felt like it wrecked the mood a bit. On the flip, she gave a good front massage (more worry), although the touching of actual skin did happen then.

Then the good part was finally offered. She had to take off for a minute to get a cold towel, since apparently the AC was broken in that room. I didn't notice, but she was clearly overheating, no worries there. She had me towel her back off, and well, it ended up being a good excuse for her to drop her shirt. As stated elsewhere, bolt-on C's. I'm not much for fake usually, but my compliments to the doctor on this one. Finish was quite nice and she encouraged roaming. She also hadn't watched the clock, which worked well for me, given how long I had to wait before.

Overall, I'd repeat again in the off chance I'm in the area, but NoVA really does lie inbetween my choices in MoCo (hahahahahahaha) and the great land of DC. No news there.

My experience was very much the same. Massage was very decent plus I received a wonderful relaxing finish. Yes indeed, I was very impressed with her Bolt-on's...I am already planning on a return visit...Highly recommended!

[Pilot Aviator]

. The birthday celebration is not so Happy.

I really wanted to see Candy again.- and my last visit to the Downy SPA in Springfield was so sweet.

I even brought presents to celebrate Candy's birthday (which was last week). Special chocolates for MMS and a special small box and gift for the birthday girl.

From the get-go, I could tell this visit was not working out as fun as the last. The TS was lackluster (but the conversation was light).

The massage (for what it was) was perfunctory.- Candy previously demonstrated a few outstanding techniques (best ever) but this time. Nada.

. And then she hit me with the "last time you were here, you were very stingy with tip.". She continued to describe with some accuracy the massage of that visit.--

I explained that visit was my first.- I did not ask for (and did not expect) her massage presentation to be so superior.- and all that I had brought with me was the standard funds for an hour + standard tip, but that this time I had brought additional funds because I wanted to be more generous.

The visit continued.- most pleasures from the previous visit repeated. But, too much drama for me.-- afternoon was spoiled.

I am always nice to the ladies.- I was more than recommended generous for this visit (I had intended to make amends). But the discussion beforehand changed the idea of gratitude to "fee".- and that killed the "fun" of the visit.

A tip/gratuity discussion with the therapist always spells doom for me, and also usually terminates future visits. I'm not sure I'll return.- I have other places that I really like.

Be nice.- but if you want to see Candy and make her happy, better be prepared with 2xstandard for NoVA pleasures.

PA

PS.- and for those that want to castigate me.-- consider this. I think a gratuity discussion is appropriate for the MMS to have with the client.- I think it is a management function.

Years ago when mongering was brand new to me, and before I knew of this forum I had started visiting a local AMP regularly. I did not know how the funds between the house and therapist were distributed.- but I did think a 25% tip on top of the house fee was "generous." After about my 4th or 5th visit the MMS spoke with me and basically explained how the ladies work for their tips, and if I enjoyed the visit, I really needed to be more generous (that I was significantly under-tipping). I thought she handled this well (and by MMS talking with me, the therapist is never providing the client a negative input).

Then I found this forum.- and found out MMS was right.

So.- for all those seniors who help inform us when we are "newbies" I say thanks.

And.- FWIW.- I still visit that AMP (although less frequently because Angie won my custom and so I usually make my visits a little farther away)

[Andrewsted]

Went Sunday night around 9:30 pm. Saw Kindee again, same result (good massage with sensual, sensual, sensual finish). Although, she walked on my back and it kinda hurt! Damn! But, it did not hurt the next day so no harm no foul. Would love to see Candi or Sonny for the extras but did not draw either Sun night. 2 mongers came in after me while I was there, kinda busy that night I guess.