Massage Parlor Reports

**Pilot Aviator** · 09-02-09 18:39

. The birthday celebration is not so Happy.

I really wanted to see Candy again.- and my last visit to the Downy SPA in Springfield was so sweet.

I even brought presents to celebrate Candy's birthday (which was last week). Special chocolates for MMS and a special small box and gift for the birthday girl.

From the get-go, I could tell this visit was not working out as fun as the last. The TS was lackluster (but the conversation was light).

The massage (for what it was) was perfunctory.- Candy previously demonstrated a few outstanding techniques (best ever) but this time. Nada.

. And then she hit me with the "last time you were here, you were very stingy with tip.". She continued to describe with some accuracy the massage of that visit.--

I explained that visit was my first.- I did not ask for (and did not expect) her massage presentation to be so superior.- and all that I had brought with me was the standard funds for an hour + standard tip, but that this time I had brought additional funds because I wanted to be more generous.

The visit continued.- most pleasures from the previous visit repeated. But, too much drama for me.-- afternoon was spoiled.

I am always nice to the ladies.- I was more than recommended generous for this visit (I had intended to make amends). But the discussion beforehand changed the idea of gratitude to "fee".- and that killed the "fun" of the visit.

A tip/gratuity discussion with the therapist always spells doom for me, and also usually terminates future visits. I'm not sure I'll return.- I have other places that I really like.

Be nice.- but if you want to see Candy and make her happy, better be prepared with 2xstandard for NoVA pleasures.

PA

PS.- and for those that want to castigate me.-- consider this. I think a gratuity discussion is appropriate for the MMS to have with the client.- I think it is a management function.

Years ago when mongering was brand new to me, and before I knew of this forum I had started visiting a local AMP regularly. I did not know how the funds between the house and therapist were distributed.- but I did think a 25% tip on top of the house fee was "generous." After about my 4th or 5th visit the MMS spoke with me and basically explained how the ladies work for their tips, and if I enjoyed the visit, I really needed to be more generous (that I was significantly under-tipping). I thought she handled this well (and by MMS talking with me, the therapist is never providing the client a negative input).

Then I found this forum.- and found out MMS was right.

So.- for all those seniors who help inform us when we are "newbies" I say thanks.

And.- FWIW.- I still visit that AMP (although less frequently because Angie won my custom and so I usually make my visits a little farther away)

**Andrewsted** · 09-02-09 17:33

Went Sunday night around 9:30 pm. Saw Kindee again, same result (good massage with sensual, sensual, sensual finish). Although, she walked on my back and it kinda hurt! Damn! But, it did not hurt the next day so no harm no foul. Would love to see Candi or Sonny for the extras but did not draw either Sun night. 2 mongers came in after me while I was there, kinda busy that night I guess.

**Yngblk** · 09-02-09 16:50

Went there for first time yesterday morning in woodbridge. Went in morning only think there was one other monger and he was with new girl. My girl was Lee. She was older (mid thirties) but had body of 20 year old nice smooth legs nice up top and was wearing short skirt.

TS 8/10
looks 7/10
personable 9/10
massage 8/10

Good massage and TS spent alot of time on my legs and on flip standard nova finish. PM for more details and would go back again.

**Ycwinva** · 09-02-09 12:10

Originally Posted by Bird Dropping

Looks: 5/10
Attitude: 9/10
Service: 9/10
Extras: 9/10

PM for details

A nice gem now also confirmed by me.

Thanks B.D.

On my personal scale, I put the looks at 7.5 and agree with all of the other numbers. One of my better experiences in the last year.

**Pete Dagon** · 09-02-09 10:42

Has anyone visited Crown Therapy? I wanted to take one for the team, but when I drove by last night, I noticed a heavy LE presence nearby.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...353523598.html

**Triple E** · 09-02-09 10:13

Thanks for the tip. Not sure when I'll be back out that way, but definitely good intel. And yeah, the wait was a pain, but good to know it's not just me.

Originally Posted by Dr Bombay

Next trip ask for Penny. She's the youngest,best built,sweetest girl I've seen in years. Just amazing

**Roamin Roman** · 09-02-09 01:22

Just FYI, gentlemen (and others):

I stopped by 112 this evening, and there was a handwritten sign on yellow legal paper taped to the door. The sign stated that the place was closed and would re-open on 4 September. So, if you were planning on stopping by to see what all the fuss was about, save your gasoline and time for the next couple of days.

R::R

P.S. _ I'll provide any updates if I'm able to swing by the place, between now and the 4th.

**Roamin Roman** · 09-02-09 00:32

Originally Posted by Xsham

Women at these locations are, foremost, actors. They play a role, and that role for Asian therapists is the Geisha - the submissive or willing Asian 'Oriental.' The fact that they play along to earn some money doesn't make it anymore appropriate. But please, let us hear more of your super opinions on "the homo'seksuals" and "the blacks" and "the liberals" that we've all come to love.

According to any reputable dictionary, the term "Orient" derives from the Latin "oriens" meaning "east" (literally, "rising"), referring to the direction where the sun rises. Hence, Japan is "The Land of the Rising Sun."

The opposite term "Occident" derives from the Latin "occidens" meaning "west" (literally, "setting"), referring to the direction where the sun sets.

(Interestingly, many PC-Americans get highly offended when they hear a non-"Asian" use the term "Oriental." Yet these same people will practically yawn when someone uses the term "Westerner." The reason it's funny is because the two terms are analogous. When you say someone is a "Westerner," you are saying they are an "Occidental." Likewise, when you say that someone is an "Oriental," you are calling them an "Easterner.")

While we're at it, there are two other analogous terms here: Boreal (meaning "Northern") and Austral (meaning "Southern"). All four of these terms have long traditions in navigation and astronomy, and you will find references such as "the boreal peoples" (meaning those in the northern climes, generally Scandinavia). Where do you think the name for the continent Australia came from?

If someone wants to get offended because I use the term "Oriental," and they choose not to interpret it in context, well that's their problem. (I'm not being "racist" for using the term, regardless of what accusations they wish to sling about.) Also, if someone tells me that a particular individual is an "Asian," I'll probably ask if that individual is Jewish, Afghan, Mongolian, Indian, or Iraqi. All of those are Asians, too.

So get all huffy and puffy, if you wish. I'll just say: "Blow it out your Sphincterus Australis."

**Funkey** · 09-01-09 22:43

Tried Ruby today for the first time.

She is quite attractive, plump but not fat, and nice Cs - not sure if enhanced or not.

Called ahead for the best recommendation from Angie and was not impressed.

Good TS but a very lack luster massage - very little roaming encouraged and very mechanical finish, all of which I shared with mamasan.

Would not repeat with her but Angie said other girl coming soon.

Standard fares.

**MoonView** · 09-01-09 15:25

New addition to the staff!

PMs welcome
MnV

**Pete Dagon** · 09-01-09 11:25

Got an amazing HJ from a cute little Thai spinner. Advertises on the City Paper, located on Van Dorn. Stuck her finger up my ass and it felt so good.

.8 for 30 minutes
$.20 for 1 hour
$$ for FS

**Funkey** · 08-31-09 15:55

Tried this spot today for the first time. Nice facility which looks almost professional. Told mama that I had been there before with Coco and she asked which one. "the tall one or the short one". Of course I said the tall one because I'm six feet 5 in. Myself and she said ok. Coco is out today but BB is available.

Mama came back and said she would be doing the TS. GREAT I thought to myself. She was not what I was looking for for the first visit but WTF. She did a decent TS but on the flip made some surprising comments on the size of my johnson. She used both hands and washed everything up real good and then BB came in and made similar comments. There I was buck naked with two ladies I had never met commenting on my size while I shriveled up.

Back to the room and BB kneeled down to towel my legs off and suddenly grabbed me and said "too big.- you like horse". I was really getting self conscious by now but johnson was apparently getting excited and BB was getting into it.

Long story short but standard finish resulted. Two fisted finish that she really worked on.

Not the first time I've had these comments that really take the edge off the experience.

**Dr Bombay** · 08-31-09 13:25

Originally Posted by Triple E

I found myself out in Herndon for work last week, and had an itch. Since the only access I had to this site was via internet on my phone, it was a little hard to navigate. I did what I could though.

Had trouble finding a place I wanted in Chantilly, so I ended up at King instead. It was. . . odd. I wish I could have read the forum better, because I see another monger had a very similar experience to mine.

Had to wait a while in the room after mamasan took the house fee (.8? WTF?), and eventually she came back to shower me. I didn't think it'd be a busy time, but so it goes. She did give a decent shower, for what it's worth. From there, the thing with the hot towels, mamasan comes back with more hot towels, and then finally in walks Yuki.

She was worth waiting for. Cute little K-girl with nice enhancements on top. Massagi was good, although a little too rough at times (that little girl has some strong hands!). The thing that made me nervous, moreso than the mamasan shower bit, is that she massaged through a towel the whole time. I've never had this before at all, and it felt like it wrecked the mood a bit. On the flip, she gave a good front massage (more worry), although the touching of actual skin did happen then.

Then the good part was finally offered. She had to take off for a minute to get a cold towel, since apparently the AC was broken in that room. I didn't notice, but she was clearly overheating, no worries there. She had me towel her back off, and well, it ended up being a good excuse for her to drop her shirt. As stated elsewhere, bolt-on C's. I'm not much for fake usually, but my compliments to the doctor on this one. Finish was quite nice and she encouraged roaming. She also hadn't watched the clock, which worked well for me, given how long I had to wait before.

Overall, I'd repeat again in the off chance I'm in the area, but NoVA really does lie inbetween my choices in MoCo (hahahahahahaha) and the great land of DC. No news there.

Next trip ask for Penny. She's the youngest,best built,sweetest girl I've seen in years. Just amazing

**Dr Bombay** · 08-31-09 09:21

Originally Posted by Triple E

I found myself out in Herndon for work last week, and had an itch. Since the only access I had to this site was via internet on my phone, it was a little hard to navigate. I did what I could though.

Had trouble finding a place I wanted in Chantilly, so I ended up at King instead. It was. . . odd. I wish I could have read the forum better, because I see another monger had a very similar experience to mine.

Had to wait a while in the room after mamasan took the house fee (.8? WTF?), and eventually she came back to shower me. I didn't think it'd be a busy time, but so it goes. She did give a decent shower, for what it's worth. From there, the thing with the hot towels, mamasan comes back with more hot towels, and then finally in walks Yuki.

She was worth waiting for. Cute little K-girl with nice enhancements on top. Massagi was good, although a little too rough at times (that little girl has some strong hands!). The thing that made me nervous, moreso than the mamasan shower bit, is that she massaged through a towel the whole time. I've never had this before at all, and it felt like it wrecked the mood a bit. On the flip, she gave a good front massage (more worry), although the touching of actual skin did happen then.

Then the good part was finally offered. She had to take off for a minute to get a cold towel, since apparently the AC was broken in that room. I didn't notice, but she was clearly overheating, no worries there. She had me towel her back off, and well, it ended up being a good excuse for her to drop her shirt. As stated elsewhere, bolt-on C's. I'm not much for fake usually, but my compliments to the doctor on this one. Finish was quite nice and she encouraged roaming. She also hadn't watched the clock, which worked well for me, given how long I had to wait before.

Overall, I'd repeat again in the off chance I'm in the area, but NoVA really does lie inbetween my choices in MoCo (hahahahahahaha) and the great land of DC. No news there.

I like this place since its so close to where I live. The only problem I've encountered is the wait time. if you have time to kill,its a nice place

**Triple E** · 08-31-09 09:01

I found myself out in Herndon for work last week, and had an itch. Since the only access I had to this site was via internet on my phone, it was a little hard to navigate. I did what I could though.

Had trouble finding a place I wanted in Chantilly, so I ended up at King instead. It was. . . odd. I wish I could have read the forum better, because I see another monger had a very similar experience to mine.

Had to wait a while in the room after mamasan took the house fee (.8? WTF?), and eventually she came back to shower me. I didn't think it'd be a busy time, but so it goes. She did give a decent shower, for what it's worth. From there, the thing with the hot towels, mamasan comes back with more hot towels, and then finally in walks Yuki.

She was worth waiting for. Cute little K-girl with nice enhancements on top. Massagi was good, although a little too rough at times (that little girl has some strong hands!). The thing that made me nervous, moreso than the mamasan shower bit, is that she massaged through a towel the whole time. I've never had this before at all, and it felt like it wrecked the mood a bit. On the flip, she gave a good front massage (more worry), although the touching of actual skin did happen then.

Then the good part was finally offered. She had to take off for a minute to get a cold towel, since apparently the AC was broken in that room. I didn't notice, but she was clearly overheating, no worries there. She had me towel her back off, and well, it ended up being a good excuse for her to drop her shirt. As stated elsewhere, bolt-on C's. I'm not much for fake usually, but my compliments to the doctor on this one. Finish was quite nice and she encouraged roaming. She also hadn't watched the clock, which worked well for me, given how long I had to wait before.

Overall, I'd repeat again in the off chance I'm in the area, but NoVA really does lie inbetween my choices in MoCo (hahahahahahaha) and the great land of DC. No news there.