Massage Parlor Reports

**Roamin Roman** · 09-02-09 00:32

Originally Posted by Xsham

Women at these locations are, foremost, actors. They play a role, and that role for Asian therapists is the Geisha - the submissive or willing Asian 'Oriental.' The fact that they play along to earn some money doesn't make it anymore appropriate. But please, let us hear more of your super opinions on "the homo'seksuals" and "the blacks" and "the liberals" that we've all come to love.

According to any reputable dictionary, the term "Orient" derives from the Latin "oriens" meaning "east" (literally, "rising"), referring to the direction where the sun rises. Hence, Japan is "The Land of the Rising Sun."

The opposite term "Occident" derives from the Latin "occidens" meaning "west" (literally, "setting"), referring to the direction where the sun sets.

(Interestingly, many PC-Americans get highly offended when they hear a non-"Asian" use the term "Oriental." Yet these same people will practically yawn when someone uses the term "Westerner." The reason it's funny is because the two terms are analogous. When you say someone is a "Westerner," you are saying they are an "Occidental." Likewise, when you say that someone is an "Oriental," you are calling them an "Easterner.")

While we're at it, there are two other analogous terms here: Boreal (meaning "Northern") and Austral (meaning "Southern"). All four of these terms have long traditions in navigation and astronomy, and you will find references such as "the boreal peoples" (meaning those in the northern climes, generally Scandinavia). Where do you think the name for the continent Australia came from?

If someone wants to get offended because I use the term "Oriental," and they choose not to interpret it in context, well that's their problem. (I'm not being "racist" for using the term, regardless of what accusations they wish to sling about.) Also, if someone tells me that a particular individual is an "Asian," I'll probably ask if that individual is Jewish, Afghan, Mongolian, Indian, or Iraqi. All of those are Asians, too.

So get all huffy and puffy, if you wish. I'll just say: "Blow it out your Sphincterus Australis."

**Funkey** · 09-01-09 22:43

Tried Ruby today for the first time.

She is quite attractive, plump but not fat, and nice Cs - not sure if enhanced or not.

Called ahead for the best recommendation from Angie and was not impressed.

Good TS but a very lack luster massage - very little roaming encouraged and very mechanical finish, all of which I shared with mamasan.

Would not repeat with her but Angie said other girl coming soon.

Standard fares.

**MoonView** · 09-01-09 15:25

New addition to the staff!

PMs welcome
MnV

**Pete Dagon** · 09-01-09 11:25

Got an amazing HJ from a cute little Thai spinner. Advertises on the City Paper, located on Van Dorn. Stuck her finger up my ass and it felt so good.

.8 for 30 minutes
$.20 for 1 hour
$$ for FS

**Funkey** · 08-31-09 15:55

Tried this spot today for the first time. Nice facility which looks almost professional. Told mama that I had been there before with Coco and she asked which one. "the tall one or the short one". Of course I said the tall one because I'm six feet 5 in. Myself and she said ok. Coco is out today but BB is available.

Mama came back and said she would be doing the TS. GREAT I thought to myself. She was not what I was looking for for the first visit but WTF. She did a decent TS but on the flip made some surprising comments on the size of my johnson. She used both hands and washed everything up real good and then BB came in and made similar comments. There I was buck naked with two ladies I had never met commenting on my size while I shriveled up.

Back to the room and BB kneeled down to towel my legs off and suddenly grabbed me and said "too big.- you like horse". I was really getting self conscious by now but johnson was apparently getting excited and BB was getting into it.

Long story short but standard finish resulted. Two fisted finish that she really worked on.

Not the first time I've had these comments that really take the edge off the experience.

**Dr Bombay** · 08-31-09 13:25

Originally Posted by Triple E

I found myself out in Herndon for work last week, and had an itch. Since the only access I had to this site was via internet on my phone, it was a little hard to navigate. I did what I could though.

Had trouble finding a place I wanted in Chantilly, so I ended up at King instead. It was. . . odd. I wish I could have read the forum better, because I see another monger had a very similar experience to mine.

Had to wait a while in the room after mamasan took the house fee (.8? WTF?), and eventually she came back to shower me. I didn't think it'd be a busy time, but so it goes. She did give a decent shower, for what it's worth. From there, the thing with the hot towels, mamasan comes back with more hot towels, and then finally in walks Yuki.

She was worth waiting for. Cute little K-girl with nice enhancements on top. Massagi was good, although a little too rough at times (that little girl has some strong hands!). The thing that made me nervous, moreso than the mamasan shower bit, is that she massaged through a towel the whole time. I've never had this before at all, and it felt like it wrecked the mood a bit. On the flip, she gave a good front massage (more worry), although the touching of actual skin did happen then.

Then the good part was finally offered. She had to take off for a minute to get a cold towel, since apparently the AC was broken in that room. I didn't notice, but she was clearly overheating, no worries there. She had me towel her back off, and well, it ended up being a good excuse for her to drop her shirt. As stated elsewhere, bolt-on C's. I'm not much for fake usually, but my compliments to the doctor on this one. Finish was quite nice and she encouraged roaming. She also hadn't watched the clock, which worked well for me, given how long I had to wait before.

Overall, I'd repeat again in the off chance I'm in the area, but NoVA really does lie inbetween my choices in MoCo (hahahahahahaha) and the great land of DC. No news there.

Next trip ask for Penny. She's the youngest,best built,sweetest girl I've seen in years. Just amazing

**Dr Bombay** · 08-31-09 09:21

Originally Posted by Triple E

I found myself out in Herndon for work last week, and had an itch. Since the only access I had to this site was via internet on my phone, it was a little hard to navigate. I did what I could though.

Had trouble finding a place I wanted in Chantilly, so I ended up at King instead. It was. . . odd. I wish I could have read the forum better, because I see another monger had a very similar experience to mine.

Had to wait a while in the room after mamasan took the house fee (.8? WTF?), and eventually she came back to shower me. I didn't think it'd be a busy time, but so it goes. She did give a decent shower, for what it's worth. From there, the thing with the hot towels, mamasan comes back with more hot towels, and then finally in walks Yuki.

She was worth waiting for. Cute little K-girl with nice enhancements on top. Massagi was good, although a little too rough at times (that little girl has some strong hands!). The thing that made me nervous, moreso than the mamasan shower bit, is that she massaged through a towel the whole time. I've never had this before at all, and it felt like it wrecked the mood a bit. On the flip, she gave a good front massage (more worry), although the touching of actual skin did happen then.

Then the good part was finally offered. She had to take off for a minute to get a cold towel, since apparently the AC was broken in that room. I didn't notice, but she was clearly overheating, no worries there. She had me towel her back off, and well, it ended up being a good excuse for her to drop her shirt. As stated elsewhere, bolt-on C's. I'm not much for fake usually, but my compliments to the doctor on this one. Finish was quite nice and she encouraged roaming. She also hadn't watched the clock, which worked well for me, given how long I had to wait before.

Overall, I'd repeat again in the off chance I'm in the area, but NoVA really does lie inbetween my choices in MoCo (hahahahahahaha) and the great land of DC. No news there.

I like this place since its so close to where I live. The only problem I've encountered is the wait time. if you have time to kill,its a nice place

**Triple E** · 08-31-09 09:01

I found myself out in Herndon for work last week, and had an itch. Since the only access I had to this site was via internet on my phone, it was a little hard to navigate. I did what I could though.

Had trouble finding a place I wanted in Chantilly, so I ended up at King instead. It was. . . odd. I wish I could have read the forum better, because I see another monger had a very similar experience to mine.

Had to wait a while in the room after mamasan took the house fee (.8? WTF?), and eventually she came back to shower me. I didn't think it'd be a busy time, but so it goes. She did give a decent shower, for what it's worth. From there, the thing with the hot towels, mamasan comes back with more hot towels, and then finally in walks Yuki.

She was worth waiting for. Cute little K-girl with nice enhancements on top. Massagi was good, although a little too rough at times (that little girl has some strong hands!). The thing that made me nervous, moreso than the mamasan shower bit, is that she massaged through a towel the whole time. I've never had this before at all, and it felt like it wrecked the mood a bit. On the flip, she gave a good front massage (more worry), although the touching of actual skin did happen then.

Then the good part was finally offered. She had to take off for a minute to get a cold towel, since apparently the AC was broken in that room. I didn't notice, but she was clearly overheating, no worries there. She had me towel her back off, and well, it ended up being a good excuse for her to drop her shirt. As stated elsewhere, bolt-on C's. I'm not much for fake usually, but my compliments to the doctor on this one. Finish was quite nice and she encouraged roaming. She also hadn't watched the clock, which worked well for me, given how long I had to wait before.

Overall, I'd repeat again in the off chance I'm in the area, but NoVA really does lie inbetween my choices in MoCo (hahahahahahaha) and the great land of DC. No news there.

**Member #3960** · 08-30-09 22:53

Wanted to see Jenni, but it was late tonight (about 9) and they were closed. However the mamasan let me in anyway and set me up with suzie. Had the standard table show, my first. Very nice. Water was warm and is definitely an interesting experience. Went back into the room, only had $60, so only HJ was on the table. Still it was nice, she seemed to know that I hadn't been there before and only told me the special secret of getting the full 9 yards after our session.

Regarding the massage I was a bit dispointed, barely any work done at all. Whether this was because they wanted me out or not, I can't say. I had a better massage at OTC the other day, which even included back walking. So compared to this one, it was rather disappointing.

Overall

Girl: 9

Massage: 4

TS: 7

Expense 120

Repeat. Maybe.

**Member #6744** · 08-30-09 21:45

If Jackson will excuse the momentary lapse, OMFG. I'm ruined! You can't have her, she's all mine, mine, mine (though I'm willing to share with her girlfriend). Excellent conversation, we hit it off even before the TS (which was one of the all time best). Though the other therapists have been well rated, this girl is likely to be very popular, if you treat her right. Made me feel like royalty, a truly beautiful person, inside and all over. And did I say she was DDG?

Scale? There is no scale adequate. But here goes, 12+/9/9/99! No not a typo. I'm in trouble. Sorry fellas, only the most trusted seniors (with a promise to treat her well) can PM.

OMFG! And if you're reading this, komowayo for the korean lessons. I hope to practice again real soon.

**Skyn Deep69** · 08-30-09 21:34

Originally Posted by Justforme

... when it came time for the sugar walls she offered to put a cover on for me. I asked her if this was necessary and being that she thought "I looked clean" she was willing to allow me to enjoy organic.

Be sure to tell me where this is, so I can avoid it like the plague.

**Yngblk** · 08-30-09 18:40

Thanks for report was going on Tuesday for new girl but will avoid. I will report back on the other girls they have there.

I went to magical touch two days ago to try out the new girl. If you didn't know magical touch has been posting lately on craigs list about this new girl that works there now. So as soon as I get there I am greeted by the mamasan and I get escorted into room A. About 2pm on a sunny afternoon, very hot. As soon as I am in the room I ask the mamasan if the new girl is available and she tells me that yes she is. So I pay what I have to pay and next thing you know the new girl walks in the room after I stripped down. Outta 1-10 she is like a 7 maybe 8. Nice rack. Decent booty. Decent face. Asked if I wanted the TS and I said of course. Tried to conversate with the new girl during the TS but she seemed mad. Like I was just another guy trying to get a nut off. She asked how old I was and then I asked her and she told me she couldn't tell me. Basically she was being a smartass/ being rude to the customer but I didn't mind at the time. After the TS I was escorted back into room A. I guess she went and grabbed a condom and came back in. Once she came back in she only took her thong off and pulled down her tanktop. She basically still had her tank onn and her skirt on which I didn't like. I like my girls nude and I asked her but she didn't wanna take the rest off. So I sat on the bed and received a decent facejob. Soon as I got my man hard she insisted on putting it in. Me of course made my move. Honestly her thing was pretty tite compared to other girls that work in AMPs. After about 30 secs she moaned COME ON BABY CUM CUM CUM! I go for awhile so I ignored her. After two more minutes she told me to stop. When I pulled out she looked at me and then her eyes rolled behind her head like she was about to pass out. Maybe I nailed her pretty good idk but I got kinda scared. Next thing you know she asked me to lay down and finished me off with a handjob. Pretty disappointed with her finish but it is what it is. Too much hype about this new girl. Would not recommmend to anyone. I wish I coulda just stuck with the mamasan but w/e. I hope you guys don't make the same mistake.

**Pilot Aviator** · 08-30-09 18:30

Sunday afternoon.- I had an extra hour before work, and decided a trip to see my ATF at K***s was in order. The last visit with Sue was a birthday treat, so I had hopes. Angie greeted and escorted. And then told me Sue was away today. <sigh

Since all the ladies have been nice to me there, I was not too disappointed. And once Mindy arrived, I was not dissappointed at all.

Mindy is georgeous. As pretty a lady as one could ask to see. I am certain she would satisfy even the most discriminating definition of spinner.

Georgeous face, 5'4. Maybe 100 pounds. Slender. Beautiful hair.-- and a 10+ attitude.

Wonderful TS. Really superb with lomi-lomi massage.

Very nice theraputic massage that really helped my sore back and knee.

Very pleasant finish (but standard in all respects for NoVA).

Sunday afternoon.- and no rush (was quiet when I arrived, but the bell rang at least 3 times during my hour). Full hour. Great massage.- another nice time at my favorite place.

Standard rates for the hour and tip

Be nice to the ladies

PA

**OneHitWonders** · 08-30-09 14:57

Originally Posted by Oldtar

I was in the Vienna area a few days ago so I thought I would give this place a try. The location is hard to find (read: DISCREET) with plenty of free parking off street in the rear. The facility is very clean and well appointed and looks brand new. Mamasan met me at the door, took me to a room and collected the fee ($80 for an hour). After I undressed Coco came in. (I think there mus be a Coco in every AMP! This one was definitely Asian, but the darkest complected Asian I have ever seen.) She helped me into a nice terry robe and took me to the shower room. The TS was long and thorough and everything was cleaned well. She dried me off and took me back to the massage room and gave me one of the longest, most thorough massages I've had in a long time. Then she asked me what I wanted to do and I said "Everything" so she asked for the money and I gave her $. She asked for 20 more but I told her that was all I had. She said, "OK, next time." She then gave me "everything" with great gusto; it was certainly worth the extra money. As I left she gave me a bottle of water and some very nice hugs and kisses. I'll certainly go back the next time I'm in the area. That place is First Class!

Thanks for the update. Sounds like this place has significantly improved since my last visit there. Looking forward to returning and meeting another Coco.