Streetwalker Reports

[Baltimonger]

I find it interesting he could ID a shot gun in the night.

Rock salt. Isnt that used in shot gun. Sorta harmless. but does the trick.

or maybe a ball, and he missed. lol.

Smiling Fox

I know just enough to be dangerous. LOL.

Now I got this song called Mr. Charlie sung by Ron "Pigpen" McKernan stuck in my head.

I get a little powder, get a little salt, put it in my shotgun, and I go walking out......I'm gonna scare you up and shoot you, 'cause Mr. Charlie told me so

B'More BJ could post a pic of the shot damage to prove he's not BS'ing.

[SirDrDunk]

Now on the opposite side I met Susie last week. Picked her up at S. Carey and Ramsay. This girl is great. 36 yrs. old, doesn't really come from that area, wound up there because her ex is in jail for burglary or something, lost her job in the real estate sector, and prob. has a drug problem, so now she's doing this. But what a sweet girl she is. Very down to earth and pleasant.

Said she used to dance at Camelot about 15 years ago in DC. Decent face not the greatest but I imagine she would look better all made up I'm sure. Nice body very soft smooth skin for a girl her age. Not many marks I could see.

Here's the best part.......she gives probably the best DT BBBJ I've ever had in over 15 years of participating in the is hobby. Prior to meeting her the best BBBJ I ever got was from this amazingly hot blond about 9 years ago who worked at the Flamingo (don't even remember her name.....Heather maybe?? anyone know who I'm talking about? also worked at the PussyCat too?) but she gave the world's best blow job and even used to preface it by telling you "most guys blow their load in about 60 seconds when I suck their dick!". I must be gifted I used to last about 120 seconds! But I digress........

Susie has amazing DT skills, the best I've ever felt hobbying or real world. So if you have the pleasure of meeting her treat her well and consider yourself blessed. It will be a once in a lifetime experience trust me. And remember go with the DT BBBJ........best thing on the menu!

-LM

Was she a auburn like redhead in color? I think I picked her up thursday in the morning she gave a good dt bj I just wish I could've tipped her but the vehicle needed some gas but if we are talking about the same girl then thank the monger gods we were both blessed.

[Lolitaman]

Now on the opposite side I met Susie last week. Picked her up at S. Carey and Ramsay. This girl is great. 36 yrs. old, doesn't really come from that area, wound up there because her ex is in jail for burglary or something, lost her job in the real estate sector, and prob. has a drug problem, so now she's doing this. But what a sweet girl she is. Very down to earth and pleasant.

Said she used to dance at Camelot about 15 years ago in DC. Decent face not the greatest but I imagine she would look better all made up I'm sure. Nice body very soft smooth skin for a girl her age. Not many marks I could see.

Here's the best part.......she gives probably the best DT BBBJ I've ever had in over 15 years of participating in the is hobby. Prior to meeting her the best BBBJ I ever got was from this amazingly hot blond about 9 years ago who worked at the Flamingo (don't even remember her name.....Heather maybe?? anyone know who I'm talking about? also worked at the PussyCat too?) but she gave the world's best blow job and even used to preface it by telling you "most guys blow their load in about 60 seconds when I suck their dick!". I must be gifted I used to last about 120 seconds! But I digress........

Susie has amazing DT skills, the best I've ever felt hobbying or real world. So if you have the pleasure of meeting her treat her well and consider yourself blessed. It will be a once in a lifetime experience trust me. And remember go with the DT BBBJ........best thing on the menu!

-LM

[Lolitaman]

Picked up Amber last night. So this is the one everyone's talked about. I admit first impression is good on the looks scale. Very nice tall lean body with nice tits and ass. And face is good except for the many pick marks. Service is good for the BBBJ nice enough technique. But here's my problem with this girl.

She is kind of a pain in the ass. Very bossy, likes to insist on where to go to park, and doesn't take direction well. If you tell her even one thing she gets an attitude with you and thinks you're yelling at her. She's def. got some issues. I just got the impression she really doesn't like doing this which you never want to see because there are ones out there who really try to please.

I know I've found a good one when she starts by saying, "how do you like it" because that tells me she actually cares about satisfying me. This girl actually handed me a napkin and said "here, don't nut in my mouth!" At that moment I really would have kicked her out of the car had she not been as good looking as she was. That is really this girls only redeeming quality. But in my years of experience I'll be honest I'd take great skills and great attitude over looks any day. After all what the hell am I doing this for. If I wanted attitude form a hot chick I would just go to a club and pick up a civilian.

I will never pick her up again.....don't need the attitude. There are plenty of nice providers out there of similar quality looks wise you don't have to put up with that kind of BS for.

Good luck with her if you find her.

-LM

[Lolitaman]

Gentlemen-

After late Block run on Saturday I decided to hit the loops. It's been while since I've been burned, and I should know better, but I'll put the info out in case it helps one of you.

I picked up Brooke on Ramsey near Scarey St. REALLY nice looking young brunette (early 20's), I would say better than you usually see on the street, nicer than many of the blockettes I had just finished watching. Nice legs, wearing short shorts and a tiny t-shirt with the bare mid-drift thing going on. Pretty face, hair was a little disheveled, but definitely hot. Here goes my first mistake...

I wanted to take her to my usual spot. She says she and her sister have a place close by, and that it's nice and they're the only ones there. I still tried for my spot but she was resistant so I said I'd take a look. She took me to a corner house on W. Lombard. I can't remember the cross street name, but it was on the north side of the street and just east of S. Carey. It may have been Stockton or Carrollton.

Surprisingly, it was not that bad inside. Pretty clean, some decent couches, not that much junk around. This is when she tells me that she needs to go in the back room and give her sister some cash so her sister can go "pick something up" while she and I go upstairs. We argue, I give her a ten as that is a typical "house fee". She still protests that it's not enough, so I give her another twenty. Clearly this was stupid, but the little head was in charge. I also figured I was planning on at least half/half with her so it really wasn't all the cash up front yet, even if it was most.

She seems happy with the thirty and goes to the back and starts banging on a door asking for her sister to come out. I don't really here her sister, but she says her 'sis says she'll be out soon. We wait about five minutes, she offers me a drink, some candy,etc. I decline. She then pokes her head out the front door and starts calling to some people asking where some guy was. I can hear people answering, but can't quite tell what they're saying. She then declares that since her sister hasn't come out that she's gonna go get some weed and will be right back. She closed the door. I'm not liking this at all, sitting alone (possibly) in this house. I only waited about thirty seconds before following her, but she was outta site. I waited a couple of minutes, feeling pretty sure I wouldn't see her again, then decided I'd be better off waiting in my car which was in front of the place.

I decided to give it 10 minutes as I was still hoping to have this little hottie. While I'm sitting there a guy comes out of the house (presumably from upstairs) and asks me to move because he's doing "business" there and it's not good for him to have me sitting in a car out front. He was actually very nice about it. I didn't care, so I move across the street and a couple of houses down.

She actually came back and came right to my car. She said she couldn't find her pharmacist yet, but that she was gonna make good with me and would be back in five minutes. I gave her ten and then cut my losses and rolled. I had better luck in CB shortly after, but that will be a separate post.

So there you have it... my little head ruled and I broke a couple of rules, going to her place and then paying up front. What can I say? Using their spot has only really worked well on a couple of ocassions for me. Most of the time it is a hassle. I often do prepay, at least partially and with a promise of a tip. I've not been burned on that before and I think it puts them at ease, but that's usually when we're already at my location and I'm much more in control of things.

So, watch out for any cute brunette trying to take you to a house in that vicinity. I hated losing thirty, but really much worse things could happen when you go to their spot. It was a good reminder for me.

Monger on!
JFK

She has been discussed on here many times and I would say even she knows how infamous she is so much that she has resorted to changing her name to Brooke because we all know Erica is a little pill and everyone should beware. I admit when you roll up on here at 4 am and havn't seen anything good she looks like a mirage in a desert. Spinner body, cute face, etc. But whether she is Erica, Brooke, or whoever she claims to be this girl is trouble and will def. give you the runaround. Her only desire is to get money up front to buy drugs.

I have actually received service from her and know it is possible but trust me its not worth the BS. Just avoid her at all costs and maybe she'll get the message you can't mess around and she will finally realize that no one will ever pick her up unless she gets with the program.

-LM

[Smiling Fox]

I find it interesting he could ID a shot gun in the night.

Rock salt. Isnt that used in shot gun. Sorta harmless. but does the trick.

or maybe a ball, and he missed. lol.

Smiling Fox

I know just enough to be dangerous. LOL.

[JNimble]

I haven't been through Baltimore in a couple of months and had the chance unexpectedly today. I hit the stroll in CB this morning around 10 and found the few "girls" outnumbered by the police. The one SW I saw had to be in her 60's. The cops were preoccupied with a bunch of folks hanging out on a porch, but still enough presence for me to change my venue. so I drove over to the WW loop.

WW wasn't much better, but after a couple of loops, I spotted a very cute WSW at the corner of Bayard and Washington. By the time I looped back, she was getting into a big, black pickup truck. Oh well. Drove around a little more and then coming back by the park, I spotted an unmarked cruiser on Bayard by the park facing Washington. Surprisingly, the same cute WSW was back only 10 minutes after I saw her leave. Between the ULE and the girls immediate reappearance, it seemed enough like a sting that I switched back over to CB.

Once there, I ran into Bobbie, a 30-something WSW with long brown hair. She had just come out and was still brushing her hair from the shower. Nice body, although with a few deep pock marks on her shoulder which I assume are related to her lifestyle, and a nice personality. After moving to a quiet spot, she provided excellent oral service, a true professional. Besides fantastic skills, she kept going to coax out every drop. Would definitely repeat. Got her digits, although I haven't checked to see if they work.

Cia was always a favorite in CB but hasn't been answering her phone in months. Strange that it works but is never answered. If anyone knows her story, please drop me a PM.

Be safe,

Jack

[Ricky Raccoon]

I call bull crap

Ahhh, c'mon Bjroll John. It does smell like bullsh*t. However, it is plausable. If newbie parked in someone's driveway, especially in upscale, gun toting neighborhoods, that's tresspassing. Shotgun time. If he pissed someone off who happened to be carrying a shorgun and decided to follow him. Shotgun time. So it is possible.

Now, the bullsh*t part is, and I quote......

As I drove away he blasted buckshot into my vehicle just missing my window and head by inches.

Now, I've fired a few guns in my life. For precision, I prefer a rifle. For close quarters, a handgun. When I absolutely want to hit everything around me, thus clearing a path, shotgun with buckshots. The buckshots fly all over the place, hitting walls, car doors and windows. I've been to South Africa and was able to fire a Armsel Striker, better known as the street sweeper with buckshots. Not a good sight, but great fun.

So Bjroll John, it would have not been totally bullsh*t if he did not insert the type of gun AND specific rounds used. Just my 0.02 cents.

RR

[Bjroll John]

This morning, around 4am I picked up an absolutely beautiful young BSW across from the Uhaul on Washington Blvd. She pulled up her top and assured me she was not law enforcement.

We pulled onto a dark side street and parked. I began to feel her breasts when, in the mirror, I noticed a person walking toward the back of my vehicle. He was carrying a shotgun. I started my vehicle and he then started running toward me.

As I drove away he blasted buckshot into my vehicle just missing my window and head by inches.

This is a dangerous life. Be careful.

I call bull crap

[Fasttoung]

Anyone seen dark-haired Tara with the nice. big titties, who usually worked on Ramsey?

Tara had a baby and is living with her boyfriend on Fort Ave. She has picked a bit of weight.

Fasttoung

[Piehole]

Was out and about on Thursday morning around 8am.

It's true what they say, she gives a hundred dollar blow job for twenty bucks.

Enjoy,

Pie

[Baltimore Bj]

This morning, around 4am I picked up an absolutely beautiful young BSW across from the Uhaul on Washington Blvd. She pulled up her top and assured me she was not law enforcement.

We pulled onto a dark side street and parked. I began to feel her breasts when, in the mirror, I noticed a person walking toward the back of my vehicle. He was carrying a shotgun. I started my vehicle and he then started running toward me.

As I drove away he blasted buckshot into my vehicle just missing my window and head by inches.

This is a dangerous life. Be careful.

[Ale2008]

There was one girl that I really wanted to find, one day I got a little frustrated and I told a SW that if she help me find her, I would give her.4 (I really wanted to see her) she called some people but could not find her, I left to do another loop and on my way back she flag me down, the girl was in her room but she was too tired to pick up the phone, I saw the girl I gave the lady the.4 and I left a happy camper. I would not ask one of the girls to find you somebody that you don't even know, after all they are competing and if you have no option may pick her up.

Ale

Wow! Thanks for all the constructive feedback from all you seasoned mongers! No seriously.

Has anyone ever tried this? How did it turn out?

Any thoughts whatsoever from anybody?

[Subzero2]

1. have you ever been stopped by LEO for circling around the neighborhood?

Yes, LEO asked if I was lost, I said yes. It was his way of saying: get the f#@k outa here. Besides, he was Sargent!

2. Any idea if the BPD is using aerial photography?

Some copters are equipped with cameras which follow the search lights; or infra red. But I would not worry about it if my license plate is not mounted to the roof of my vehicle.

I have also seen a posting about the 72 Giga Pixel cameras (yes 72 Gigs), but that technology is not to prove that you were chasing some pu$$y.

[Horsetrader]

I was out this weekend, but saw nothing but dog shit. After two hours of nadda a thought came to me. Has anyone ever hired a SW neighborhood resident, perhaps an older woman who you would never nail, who is familiar with people in the area to find you a suitable playmate? In other words, you can't find a decent ho, but you will give her a finder's fee for her to find you one. Who has done this? How did it turn out?

Thanks

I haven't done that but there have been many times where I didn't like the look of the SW I just scooped. Sometimes I will just say that I'm looking for somebody younger. Usually they get pissed but a couple of times they've offered an alternative. If I accept the alternative I give the finders fee to the actual provider.