Massage Parlor Reports

[Chi Guy]

Here's an odd ad. First of all, it was under household services, which is to say, it was pretty misplaced. Second, advertising "FS available" seems more direct than it should be. The same ad runs in the therapeutic section, but without mention of "nude" or "FS". I did a couple of searches here, found no mentions. Any thoughts?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hss/1335610769.html

-ONLY FOR YOU,PRIVATE HUGE HOT TUB/LOTS OF JETS -
(UP TO15 MINUTES) FREE SHOWER

-ONE HOUR BODY MASSAGE-
FROM ASIAN FEMALE LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST/INCLUDES HOT TOWEL

$50 EXTRA FOR THERAPIST TO JOIN YOU FULLY NUDE IN THE HOT TUB AND GIVE YOU NUDE MASSAGE AFTERWARDS
FS AVAILABLE PRICES VARY

MENTION AD FOR SPECIAL, ENDS 8PM . /visit us at our website @ http://massageandhairmaster.com/

My gut feeling is that this was put up by someone trying to give Mary trouble. She has had trouble in the past with people. She has stated in previous ads that "therapist does not join you in the hot tub." In addition, while she has given some HJs, she usually encourages self-service after some teasing. I would be surprised if she gets nude and even more surprised if she offers full service.

[Mj138]

Has anyone seen Therapeutic Massage by Mary, about 5'6", 40's, thin, red hair. I think she may be legit.

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[PittPanther]

What in the world are you talking about? There were spas in Chicago 5 years ago. Were there as many? No... but you never had to drive out to Lombard.

There are more spas because demand has increased. Nothing more, nothing less.

I think his time frame is too short. Go back 10 years, and I can remember postings here asking "How come there are no spas in Chinatown?" Before Mercy, before Alice, etc, Chinatown was a ghost town for spas.

But I agree, there have always been spas somewhere in Chicago, even 10 years ago. Not very many, and not very conveniently located. Remember Gunnison spa, or the place near Division and Milwaukee?

Not sure what changed in Chinatown in the last 10 years, to make it more "spa friendly"...

[Ron John 7779]

Its either that or Dicky Daley is gearing up for the Olympics meaning he probably knows that Chicago's AMP market was starting to strain with old hags and hes breeding new AMPs to compete against each other to bring in younger talent for the expecting international segment. In that respect it is working as were are now getting quality girls at some of these AMPs compared to 5 years ago selection of quality girls were limited and scare. So its not a total loss albeit a higher price tag but we still have the power of negotiating so we still can drive the price down especially in this economy. All in all its up to us to set the stage on how these AMPs operate. If we tolerate high prices and shit service its our fault not the AMPs. We should demand better service and fair pricing after all we are the consumer.

That just sounds silly. If anything Dicky D. would want to get rid of AMP. The dude has single handedly pretty much killed the SWing industry in chicago. As corrupt as daily is the guy has a real hard on for stopping down street crimes, prostitution, and the homeless (in some areas).

[Khai Yai]

This is my lisa numbering system so far

lisa #1 - senina - could write a book about her over the past few years
lisa #2 - relax - no longer there
lisa #3 - yellow rose - no longer there
lisa #4 - elegant - chubby not that much fun
lisa #5 - alice in chinatown mall - can be fun
lisa #6 - mercy fire station - lots of fun
lisa #7 - Xindy - nothing special - only tried once - took her out of the selection because of her name
lisa #8 - superior - expensive - beautiful and very accommodating

this doesnt count a non-oriental lisa that used to give bjs at your show of shows many yarns ago

There are two more at Harvest, but one is currently in China for a short while longer.

[Ghostface89]

Is it just me or does every single AMP have at least one girl named Lisa?

More Cultural Anthropology for Mongers:

I have noticed that many AMP girls have an American name with a "Lee" in it.

Examples:
Lee = LEE
Lisa = LEE-sa
Emily = Emi-LEE
Lilly = Lil-LEE
Etc.

The traditional Chinese (FOB) have three names each: a family (secret) Chinese name only used by immediate family/associates; a public Chinese name; an American (English) name.

And for some, add to this a fourth name used while working in an AMP.

[Ghostface89]

This is my lisa numbering system so far

lisa #1 - senina - could write a book about her over the past few years
lisa #2 - relax - no longer there
lisa #3 - yellow rose - no longer there
lisa #4 - elegant - chubby not that much fun
lisa #5 - alice in chinatown mall - can be fun
lisa #6 - mercy fire station - lots of fun
lisa #7 - Xindy - nothing special - only tried once - took her out of the selection because of her name
lisa #8 - superior - expensive - beautiful and very accommodating

this doesnt count a non-oriental lisa that used to give bjs at your show of shows many yarns ago

Lisa #3 (formerly of Yellow Rose/Magic Touch) is currently (?) at Pretty Girls.
She is great, but I am a southsider and hate the drive.

Who is Lisa #8? Please PM me!

[Silvio]

Given Chicago's penchant for over-regulating and making everything less efficient and expensive than need be, the only thing I can think of is that because AMPs are expensive relative to what you get.

I mean $70 door fee (essentially for a 30 minute massage) and another $40 for her to use her hands to make you happy? That's a whole lotta money for a half hours worth of VERY limited fun. It's kinda like when I bid projects to GC's I can tell you it's ALOT more expensive to build or do anything in Chi-town than in Houston, Dallas, St. Louis, etc.

If $50 would get you a rub and tug at an AMP, the local gov. would be shutting all of 'em down for being too cost effective and efficient. It would make our elected officials look bad.

Its either that or Dicky Daley is gearing up for the Olympics meaning he probably knows that Chicago's AMP market was starting to strain with old hags and hes breeding new AMPs to compete against each other to bring in younger talent for the expecting international segment. In that respect it is working as were are now getting quality girls at some of these AMPs compared to 5 years ago selection of quality girls were limited and scare. So its not a total loss albeit a higher price tag but we still have the power of negotiating so we still can drive the price down especially in this economy. All in all its up to us to set the stage on how these AMPs operate. If we tolerate high prices and shit service its our fault not the AMPs. We should demand better service and fair pricing after all we are the consumer.

[Nighthawk55]

I don't mean to throw any bad mojo, or look a gift horse in the mouth, but does anyone have any insight as to why the Chicago Spa scene has taken off? It was about 5 years ago when the closest spa was in Lombard.

What in the world are you talking about? There were spas in Chicago 5 years ago. Were there as many? No... but you never had to drive out to Lombard.

There are more spas because demand has increased. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Friendofjill]

And after a better search I found the info I was looking for, thanks as always to my fellow mongers. Still, the extra-explicit ad under household services seems strange. It makes me think it might be someone messing with her, copying her ad and adding to it for some malicious reason.

[Friendofjill]

Here's an odd ad. First of all, it was under household services, which is to say, it was pretty misplaced. Second, advertising "FS available" seems more direct than it should be. The same ad runs in the therapeutic section, but without mention of "nude" or "FS". I did a couple of searches here, found no mentions. Any thoughts?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hss/1335610769.html

-ONLY FOR YOU,PRIVATE HUGE HOT TUB/LOTS OF JETS -
(UP TO15 MINUTES) FREE SHOWER

-ONE HOUR BODY MASSAGE-
FROM ASIAN FEMALE LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST/INCLUDES HOT TOWEL

$50 EXTRA FOR THERAPIST TO JOIN YOU FULLY NUDE IN THE HOT TUB AND GIVE YOU NUDE MASSAGE AFTERWARDS
FS AVAILABLE PRICES VARY

MENTION AD FOR SPECIAL, ENDS 8PM . /visit us at our website @ http://massageandhairmaster.com/

[Perdip]

Hello Everyone,

I don't mean to throw any bad mojo, or look a gift horse in the mouth, but does anyone have any insight as to why the Chicago Spa scene has taken off? It was about 5 years ago when the closest spa was in Lombard. Did the Mayor get the Asian itch in Beijing? It is hard for me to visit any of the other spas, since Mercy is less than a block from my Loop office, but I think I will try and take the Red Line to Clark and see what I can get for $50/hour massage as a lunch time treat tomorrow.

I hope everyone is having a nice summer.

AmonRa

Given Chicago's penchant for over-regulating and making everything less efficient and expensive than need be, the only thing I can think of is that because AMPs are expensive relative to what you get.

I mean $70 door fee (essentially for a 30 minute massage) and another $40 for her to use her hands to make you happy? That's a whole lotta money for a half hours worth of VERY limited fun. It's kinda like when I bid projects to GC's I can tell you it's ALOT more expensive to build or do anything in Chi-town than in Houston, Dallas, St. Louis, etc.

If $50 would get you a rub and tug at an AMP, the local gov. would be shutting all of 'em down for being too cost effective and efficient. It would make our elected officials look bad.

[AmonRa]

Hello Everyone,

I don't mean to throw any bad mojo, or look a gift horse in the mouth, but does anyone have any insight as to why the Chicago Spa scene has taken off? It was about 5 years ago when the closest spa was in Lombard. Did the Mayor get the Asian itch in Beijing? It is hard for me to visit any of the other spas, since Mercy is less than a block from my Loop office, but I think I will try and take the Red Line to Clark and see what I can get for $50/hour massage as a lunch time treat tomorrow.

I hope everyone is having a nice summer.

AmonRa

[IcedOut]

I believe what the gentleman is trying to say is that he has become aware of a spa at Milwaukee and Oakdale that is too close to where his family lives for him to be able to enjoy the services of their therapists comfortably. But, while partaking in a few brews at a bar across the street from said spa the gentelman believes he saw some ladies of Ukranian and/or Polish decent who are believed to be therapusts from the spa, relaxing after a days work by getting hammered on Vodka. That is what I gleened from that particular post, ymmv

Well played sir. I might have to check that out.

[Skonsk]

This is my lisa numbering system so far

lisa #1 - senina - could write a book about her over the past few years
lisa #2 - relax - no longer there
lisa #3 - yellow rose - no longer there
lisa #4 - elegant - chubby not that much fun
lisa #5 - alice in chinatown mall - can be fun
lisa #6 - mercy fire station - lots of fun
lisa #7 - Xindy - nothing special - only tried once - took her out of the selection because of her name
lisa #8 - superior - expensive - beautiful and very accommodating

this doesnt count a non-oriental lisa that used to give bjs at your show of shows many yarns ago