Massage Parlor Reports

**Jerson** · 08-20-09 00:29

Any girls would you recommend at yin? Or other lmp? Feel free to pm.

Thanks

Originally Posted by Weed Streeter

That girl at Yin is Latin. I forgot her name, but she's just more of an Afro-rican Puerto Rican. Latinas come in all beautiful shades and sizes. :-)

**Weed Streeter** · 08-19-09 21:55

That girl at Yin is Latin. I forgot her name, but she's just more of an Afro-rican Puerto Rican. Latinas come in all beautiful shades and sizes. :-)

Originally Posted by Jerson

Never tried LMP before, decided to try it yesterday, stopped by at yin around 6pm, saw a thick african american girl and a guy in the front lobby from outside, I didn't even walk in and decided to leave since my goal is latin. Drove to tropical few blocks up north, saw 2 thick latins in front of the spa chatting with a guy in a car, they were a bit too big for me so I left. Drove east to magnificent, walked in and met, (forgot her name), purto rican, looks 25+, kinda cute face 6.5/10, nice racks, chubby, not my cup of tea, but better than the girls I saw at yin and tropical so I decided to stay, plus it was getting late and I was tired to driving around. Paid.5 door fee for an hour included ts. Shower room was super small, barely a place to stand beside the table. Ts was good, asked if it was ok to wash my ass, I said ok, flipped and asked if it was ok to wash my boy, I said please do, got a semi HJ for about 20sec, which was very nice. Body-rub was ok (yes body-rub, not a massage), no tease at all, but her attitude was nice and chatty. Options were available, quoted $.5 for nude hr, told her.8 was all I had, agreed on.8 for nude hr (yea. Over paid.). I asked for Russian, she said next time. Told me she does everything during the HJ, quoted $$. On the way out saw another girl wearing a white tank top, average size, nice racks, better looking than mine.

Total spent $.3, ts + body rub + nude hr. I would not repeat, price was kinda high for me. I could get FS for the same price in some asian apts, or AMP with a real massage + hr for less. For me the reasons visiting mps are the teasing during ts/massage, and excitement of you don't know what you gonna get.

**Pura Vida** · 08-19-09 21:34

I had that itch today, so I checked out a place on the 2nd floor of the mall in CT. They recently advertised on CL.65 for the hour plus an additional.10 for the table shower. I mentioned that I saw the ad on CL and they gave me a.5 discount. Michelle was the name of the girl, not the worst looking but certainly not the best, mid thirties, a 5 on the scale. Table shower was thorough but uninspired. Massage started out better than most with great back work but quickly tailed off to just going through the motions after 20 minutes. My hands were not allowed to roam up top, so I played stink finger during the HE, and was promised more next time. (I wish I had a buck for everytime I heard that) No negotiations before HE, I was out of there in in 45 minutes. On the way out I tipped.2 and promised more next time. Probably will not repeat, too many choices near CT.

**Raoul Duke** · 08-19-09 17:17

Originally Posted by Mj138

This place has always been hit or miss. Now there is a busy restaurant next door and their prices are still the same. It's too risky for anyone who wants to keep their business private.

Welcome to my hell, for that very reason I bypass this place. I may return once the cold weather sets in.

**Mj138** · 08-19-09 16:41

This place has always been hit or miss. Now there is a busy restaurant next door and their prices are still the same. It's too risky for anyone who wants to keep their business private. I walked up last week and a friend yelled my name from the patio of the restaurant. FUCK! I was embarrassed, but ended up saying I wanted to check out the restaurant and sat down for a drink with my buddy. My balls are not that big and I want my mongering keep in the shadows. Unless this place gets very cheap or starts to give excellent service no way!

**Gfxchi** · 08-19-09 15:40

This is quite belated, but I've always wondered where Lucy from Mercy ended up. Haven't seen her there in at least 8 months.

Anyone seen her at any of the places? I know at one point she mentioned that she was learning to do nails to work in a CT salon, but not sure if that was just "code" or if she really moved on.

She was the best combination of a great, trained massage and nice personality.

**To Much Time** · 08-19-09 12:08

Stopped by Bella Spa looking for Sabrina but was not their so decided to gamble with Marina a decent looking Russian.

Went with the HH w/TS for .45. No teasing at the shower, mentioned it with no response. Guess action might be lost for today. Decent massage. On flip still nothing. At end I asked if that was it. She said no, and then was well satisfied with result of asking. Tip.45

PM for details, she said this was her last week before her return to Russia.

**Toe Jam** · 08-19-09 09:06

Originally Posted by Fayleep

How much did you end up spending at the APT. Entrance + Extra? If you can, maybe you can PM me the place if it's around Chicago. Maybe I just might get lucky there.

I too have gotten backdoor action at an apt. Was a long time ago at one in Lombard which I don't think exsists anymore. Total cost was $$.

**And Again** · 08-18-09 23:12

My review didn't say much positive other than that the girls were hot. I didn't get ripped off. But, I try to follow the rules of mongering.

They didn't find my money because I hidden it elsewhere in the room. Then when she left the room, one of several times, I took it back out and put it in my pants pocket. I didn't bring in anything I wasn't planning on spending anyway. But, now that I think of it. I guess that's why she demanded the tip up front. She had probably gone through my clothes and found no cash. Did she ask for the tip up front with everyone else?

If I do decide to go back, it'll only be to see the other hottie, and again, I'll only bring in enough for the tip. One of the rules I read on this site.

Originally Posted by Goat Trotter

They are probably ads puts up by the spa here. I've been taking each +ve review about a -ve place with a grain of salt.

**Fayleep** · 08-18-09 18:25

Originally Posted by Chicag0

Yep, but I agree it is a rarity. I was successful several times at APT and worked out a special deal with the lovely. I am sure the house did not know about it. Can't tell you where because the women change so often and I rarely have the same ones.

How much did you end up spending at the APT. Entrance + Extra? If you can, maybe you can PM me the place if it's around Chicago. Maybe I just might get lucky there.

**Chicag0** · 08-18-09 12:29

Yep, but I agree it is a rarity. I was successful several times at APT and worked out a special deal with the lovely. I am sure the house did not know about it. Can't tell you where because the women change so often and I rarely have the same ones.

Originally Posted by Fayleep

Has anyone ever went to a AMP or APT and got FS being able to go through the "backdoor"? I've never done that before and was wondering if anyone knew where I can get that kind of experience.

**Kelvinb** · 08-17-09 21:46

Headed to Chicago for only the second time. Staying at the Hotel Monaco on N. Walbash. If anybody has any sound intel on a close AMP that provides FS please PM. I would gladly return the favor if you visit San Diego.

**Fayleep** · 08-17-09 20:28

Went to China Spa today. Paid .4 for the half hour. Got a younger girl around 21-25. Gave a decent massage. Kept quite a distance from the lower region. After the massage, I asked if there was more, but I got shot down. She said she doesnt do that. Offered to get someone else to finish for me. An older lady then came in to finish up. Paid .4 for the extras and .1 for the younger girl's effort. I'll give it another try next time. Maybe she just needs some getting used to.

**Jerson** · 08-16-09 18:35

Never tried LMP before, decided to try it yesterday, stopped by at yin around 6pm, saw a thick african american girl and a guy in the front lobby from outside, I didn't even walk in and decided to leave since my goal is latin. Drove to tropical few blocks up north, saw 2 thick latins in front of the spa chatting with a guy in a car, they were a bit too big for me so I left. Drove east to magnificent, walked in and met, (forgot her name), purto rican, looks 25+, kinda cute face 6.5/10, nice racks, chubby, not my cup of tea, but better than the girls I saw at yin and tropical so I decided to stay, plus it was getting late and I was tired to driving around. Paid.5 door fee for an hour included ts. Shower room was super small, barely a place to stand beside the table. Ts was good, asked if it was ok to wash my ass, I said ok, flipped and asked if it was ok to wash my boy, I said please do, got a semi HJ for about 20sec, which was very nice. Body-rub was ok (yes body-rub, not a massage), no tease at all, but her attitude was nice and chatty. Options were available, quoted $.5 for nude hr, told her.8 was all I had, agreed on.8 for nude hr (yea. Over paid.). I asked for Russian, she said next time. Told me she does everything during the HJ, quoted $$. On the way out saw another girl wearing a white tank top, average size, nice racks, better looking than mine.

Total spent $.3, ts + body rub + nude hr. I would not repeat, price was kinda high for me. I could get FS for the same price in some asian apts, or AMP with a real massage + hr for less. For me the reasons visiting mps are the teasing during ts/massage, and excitement of you don't know what you gonna get.

**Goat Trotter** · 08-16-09 18:23

Originally Posted by Mengzi

I can't understand why, after so many bad reviews about this place (including mine) forum members keep going there. You guys must enjoy being mistreated.

They are probably ads puts up by the spa here. I've been taking each +ve review about a -ve place with a grain of salt.