Massage Parlor Reports

[To Much Time]

Stopped by Bella Spa looking for Sabrina but was not their so decided to gamble with Marina a decent looking Russian.

Went with the HH w/TS for .45. No teasing at the shower, mentioned it with no response. Guess action might be lost for today. Decent massage. On flip still nothing. At end I asked if that was it. She said no, and then was well satisfied with result of asking. Tip.45

PM for details, she said this was her last week before her return to Russia.

[Toe Jam]

How much did you end up spending at the APT. Entrance + Extra? If you can, maybe you can PM me the place if it's around Chicago. Maybe I just might get lucky there.

I too have gotten backdoor action at an apt. Was a long time ago at one in Lombard which I don't think exsists anymore. Total cost was $$.

[And Again]

My review didn't say much positive other than that the girls were hot. I didn't get ripped off. But, I try to follow the rules of mongering.

They didn't find my money because I hidden it elsewhere in the room. Then when she left the room, one of several times, I took it back out and put it in my pants pocket. I didn't bring in anything I wasn't planning on spending anyway. But, now that I think of it. I guess that's why she demanded the tip up front. She had probably gone through my clothes and found no cash. Did she ask for the tip up front with everyone else?

If I do decide to go back, it'll only be to see the other hottie, and again, I'll only bring in enough for the tip. One of the rules I read on this site.

They are probably ads puts up by the spa here. I've been taking each +ve review about a -ve place with a grain of salt.

[Fayleep]

Yep, but I agree it is a rarity. I was successful several times at APT and worked out a special deal with the lovely. I am sure the house did not know about it. Can't tell you where because the women change so often and I rarely have the same ones.

How much did you end up spending at the APT. Entrance + Extra? If you can, maybe you can PM me the place if it's around Chicago. Maybe I just might get lucky there.

[Chicag0]

Yep, but I agree it is a rarity. I was successful several times at APT and worked out a special deal with the lovely. I am sure the house did not know about it. Can't tell you where because the women change so often and I rarely have the same ones.

Has anyone ever went to a AMP or APT and got FS being able to go through the "backdoor"? I've never done that before and was wondering if anyone knew where I can get that kind of experience.

[Kelvinb]

Headed to Chicago for only the second time. Staying at the Hotel Monaco on N. Walbash. If anybody has any sound intel on a close AMP that provides FS please PM. I would gladly return the favor if you visit San Diego.

[Fayleep]

Went to China Spa today. Paid .4 for the half hour. Got a younger girl around 21-25. Gave a decent massage. Kept quite a distance from the lower region. After the massage, I asked if there was more, but I got shot down. She said she doesnt do that. Offered to get someone else to finish for me. An older lady then came in to finish up. Paid .4 for the extras and .1 for the younger girl's effort. I'll give it another try next time. Maybe she just needs some getting used to.

[Jerson]

Never tried LMP before, decided to try it yesterday, stopped by at yin around 6pm, saw a thick african american girl and a guy in the front lobby from outside, I didn't even walk in and decided to leave since my goal is latin. Drove to tropical few blocks up north, saw 2 thick latins in front of the spa chatting with a guy in a car, they were a bit too big for me so I left. Drove east to magnificent, walked in and met, (forgot her name), purto rican, looks 25+, kinda cute face 6.5/10, nice racks, chubby, not my cup of tea, but better than the girls I saw at yin and tropical so I decided to stay, plus it was getting late and I was tired to driving around. Paid.5 door fee for an hour included ts. Shower room was super small, barely a place to stand beside the table. Ts was good, asked if it was ok to wash my ass, I said ok, flipped and asked if it was ok to wash my boy, I said please do, got a semi HJ for about 20sec, which was very nice. Body-rub was ok (yes body-rub, not a massage), no tease at all, but her attitude was nice and chatty. Options were available, quoted $.5 for nude hr, told her.8 was all I had, agreed on.8 for nude hr (yea. Over paid.). I asked for Russian, she said next time. Told me she does everything during the HJ, quoted $$. On the way out saw another girl wearing a white tank top, average size, nice racks, better looking than mine.

Total spent $.3, ts + body rub + nude hr. I would not repeat, price was kinda high for me. I could get FS for the same price in some asian apts, or AMP with a real massage + hr for less. For me the reasons visiting mps are the teasing during ts/massage, and excitement of you don't know what you gonna get.

[Goat Trotter]

I can't understand why, after so many bad reviews about this place (including mine) forum members keep going there. You guys must enjoy being mistreated.

They are probably ads puts up by the spa here. I've been taking each +ve review about a -ve place with a grain of salt.

[Nicky Forza]

I can't understand why, after so many bad reviews about this place (including mine) forum members keep going there. You guys must enjoy being mistreated.

[Undie Radar]

I mentioned a similar experience a while back. I wasn't ripped off, but it was clear as day that they rifled through my pockets. A friend of mine that worked at their sister spa told me they do that to try to figure out if you're a legit customer or not.

That's what I figured also. All new customers at ERS in Belvidere are urged to take the Jacuzzi and I was sure they want to look for anything which might indicate LEO. Indiana, if they wanted to rip you off they would have. I don't think they want the bad publicity for a few bucks.

[Fayleep]

Bring your own companion - http://youporn.com/watch/243971/boyf...-blow-up-doll/

LOL Dude. The only way I would do that is if the whole female race has been extinct.

[Golferfore]

After a stressful round of golf, felt the need to checkout the above mentioned LMP. I don't get it. I pulled the card of a cute little blond with nice red nails, goes by the name of Bella, real name Thalia (saw the facebook page on the comp when i walked in). She leads me to my room, tells me to get undressed, I do, she leaves for ten minutes, she comes back takes me to the steam shower for a TS and Steam. She asks if she can wash me there, i say ok. Lame, lame, lame. She then tries to leave me again. I say no need to steam. Go back to the room, she makes me wait another ten minutes, then comes in and begins the massage. Ten minutes later, "please turn over, i need to ask you something and want to look in your eyes" She sits next to me, gives me the options spiel. I tell her, look not a newbie, not giving you anything like that, she says HJ for 60? Nope, 50? Ok, so she is hot, and I want to see the top, so we agree on 60 for topless hr.

This is where it gets really weird, spend another ten minutes of massage and then turn over and she takes off the top. Then she starts explaining all the rules. can't touch my junk and then touch her, can't lick a nipple, can't do this, can't do that.

Ok, then she rubs hand sanitizer all over my junk and gets a baby wipe and tells me to tell her when i am close so it will go in there and she can throw it out. I tell her look, it pretty hard to do this without touch someone's D***.

She tells me she wants me to come back and see her again and I explain to her the concept of customer service, I then ask her if she wanted to give me her digits and cut out the middle man, did I mention she was hot?

Next thing I know i rubbing the puppies and she is rubbing me and she is sitting on the massage table with me. Pretty soon, I am rubbing her and she is rubbing me, her back is pressed up against me and my hands are wrapped around her rubbing the puppies and she is rubbing one out for me. She is totally a rush, rush, rush kind of girl.

I came and she tried to catch it, but it missed a little bit. I cleaned myself up and she offered me a shower.

oh and yes, someone went through my clothes during the TS, but i left everything in the car other than what i was planning on spending.

so here it,

twilight zone
hot chick
massage: 2
chick: 8
ending: 5 (she was hot and she had a bubbly personality)
repeat: Not in this lifetime

The Asians may be old, but at least they at least put some effort in it. Next time i am just gonna find an old asian broad who understands that it is a job.

[Raoul Duke]

Decided to check this one out after reading the reviews. Asked for Melissa but she was not in. Ended up with Crystal. Nice looking, thin and nice breast. Ass was not too bad either. 50 at the door for 1 hour. Table shower was ok. Not to inspiring. Before I left for table shower I always fold my clothes a certain way. when I came back to room I looked at the clothes and noticed they were moved. I was smart before I went in. I only took what I was prepared to spend. When she left to do something I checked the pockets. Yes they were checking on me. I checked the cash and it was all there. They at least should be smart enough to put the cash back in the pocket it came out of. I made a comment that I did something I never do and that is put my money in the back pocket, always in front. She kinda stammered and giggled.

Definitely would have enjoyed her company but just took the massage and left. It's a shame with the looks of the girls they couold make alot of cash but not this way.

Will not be back and advise all to either stay away or leave everything in the car. they are definately trying to rip people off.

I mentioned a similar experience a while back. I wasn't ripped off, but it was clear as day that they rifled through my pockets. A friend of mine that worked at their sister spa told me they do that to try to figure out if you're a legit customer or not.

[Indiana Fun]

Decided to check this one out after reading the reviews. Asked for Melissa but she was not in. Ended up with a nice looking,Latina, thin and nice breast. Ass was not too bad either. 50 at the door for 1 hour. Table shower was ok. Not to inspiring. Before I left for table shower I always fold my clothes a certain way. when I came back to room I looked at the clothes and noticed they were moved. I was smart before I went in. I only took what I was prepared to spend. When she left to do something I checked the pockets. Yes they were checking on me. I checked the cash and it was all there. They at least should be smart enough to put the cash back in the pocket it came out of. I made a comment that I did something I never do and that is put my money in the back pocket, always in front. She kinda stammered and giggled.

Definitely would have enjoyed her company but just took the massage and left. It's a shame with the looks of the girls they couold make alot of cash but not this way.

Will not be back and advise all to either stay away or leave everything in the car. they are definately trying to rip people off.

I also checked this place out. Got Melissa too. The TS was thorough. She asked if I minded her cleaning me there, with a wink and a point. Back in the room things got flaky. She had to leave like three times for a few minutes at at time. The other girls kept coming and yelling to her through the door. At the flip she called me a naughty boy and moved my hands just like you said. She now quotes the standard 50-50-50 Latina rates. I didn't have that much with, and wouldn't pay that much anyway. Talked her down to just standard rate. Uninspired rushed performance at first. I slowed her down. She leaned in close and dirty talk whispered in my ear until the end. I'd have tipped more were it not for the almost constant interruptions, negotiation, and request for the tip up front.

I might be back. There was another girl there that was smoking hot.