Streetwalker Reports

**Cloud William** · 05-02-09 16:21

I was out the other day and found this little number on the East side. She has the tightest scamper I have ever felt, it was actually difficult to get a finger in her let alone the Captain. We finally got the job done and I left a satisfied customer.
Number available to trusted seniors.

Cloud

**Smiling Fox** · 05-02-09 11:46

Awh come on guys, lets lighten up on the poor boy. He is obviosly in the throws of a wonderful delema. Doin his SW, and getting married to a nice lady.

LOL. Got his pecker in both worlds. And he sounds just thrilled about it. Of course most of us have probably already done both his babes. LOL. And we could really care less.

Yeah, I know, here comes Doc and Bench, This is an iformational board. OK. I'll prance off, and just go get some more to eat. Its feeding time.

Hey, Maybe he is working up a threesome, with the tobe wifey, and the SW. Now that would be an amazing turn of events. How cool would that be. Best of both worlds, under one roof. WOW. IDONT, you have to go for that.

Smiling Fox

**Sailingbill** · 05-02-09 10:11

Idonshoots. Best to you. I have been primarily in Thailand the past couple of years but am back in good old Balmer. Long time monger on the loop.

Spent more than one time at 14th k in Dc then up to the block until closing. Then off to 8th ave in NYC for the morning.

I wanted to ask about some talent on WW but knew I'd be rebuffed for lack of reports.

Don't let these geezers who think they run the forum stop the newbs from posting. I'm usually out in the daytime so I'll try to update there.

**Marbles2519** · 05-02-09 02:50

Sorry for the late post, but my cpu has been acting up lately:

Went out about 2 weeks ago during one of those rainy nights (uh, don't ask which one cause there were just too damn many) and made my way over to Conk. Picked up a WSW named Tabatha. She was in her early 20's, about 5'6, with nice little rack (large B/small C). According to her, she had been out approx 3 yrs, but she didn't show much wear like most SW's. Due to the heavy rain, we agreed on. 3 for BBBJCIM (yeah I know, a little high) w/ tip if she put in overtime. Went to one of my usual spots and she proceeded to put in some serious work. She really took her time and seemed to get into it. She even pulled down her pants and arched her back while she was putting in some serious moaning. After I finished, she continued to suck and lick for almost an extra minute. Wound up giving a Lincoln for tip. She gave up the number, but I haven't used it yet. If it's good, I'm willing to share, but only to established members.

Overall:7-8
Looks 6-7
Body 6
Attitude: 10

Be Safe out there

**ldonshoots** · 05-02-09 01:10

Originally Posted by Benchseats Rock

There is nothing you can do.

If you want to be taken seriously on this forum, change your writing style (again?) and start a new screen name. Telling the truth, or at least a much more realistic version of bullshit wouldn't hurt too much either.

I'm in town this weekend.

Thanks fellas for the positive comments and good words of advice. As far as for the nay-sayers and doubting thomas-s' I think the wise ol' grand-master jedi-monger Benchseats Rock said it best "There is nothing you can do". At least on this post. If I was to show you her AD' and my cellphone billing statement with the amount of calls from her number that may convince some of you but then the naysayers and doubting thomases would just say. Well you doctored the photos. Then I could have Dr. Monger and Nat Zass meet me and Amber and hear the story first hand for themselves and see if it holds up to their truth or busllshit meter but I doubt if that would work because they would then say I paid some SW to tell them what I wanted her to say. The story is even better than what I could even write on here and the stuff I would tell you.then you guys would say dam- no one could make all that stuff up- even if I had Stephen Kings power of imagination in writing short stories.

So anyway I'm just speaking my peace here and defending my good name on this board. I'm not changing it and I'm not changing my writing style because I have no reason to. I can sleep at night and have no worries on my conscious that I ran any bullshit story on here because my sore ass dick sure knows the truth from banging this poor girl out for 5hrs last night. And on the by and by my name is "l" (as in EL) spanish for "the", and "Don" as in Don Juan. Thats why Amber fell in love with me because I am a very charming ladies man and she said I was the sweetest man she ever met. I still open doors for woman, pull out chairs for them before sitting down, Im in my 30's but look 25 and have the body of a lean-mean Marine fighting and sex machine from being in the military and working out.

Plus Amber said she had a thing for men in the service as her father and uncle were service men. So there were reasons for her to first say she think she may be in love with me after 1 date and 2 great hot fucks that blew her mind and left her dripping with cum like never before. Plus the girl is young from a town with only 2 traffic lights in the whole place and people dress up to go out to the walmart which is the big thing in her town from what she told me. What would you think would happen to some youngSW who came up on a professional mongering ladies man like me- and I do get compliments from woman that I am sexy and why am I mongering and dont I have a girl? I do have a woman whom I cant live with until Im married for your information Mr Smiling Fox. I was just too much for this poor girl Amber. Shit I got lines that just gas a young woman's mind faster than a hot air balloon too.

And as for the Horsetrader comment about "Mongers don't think like monogamous people. " I know what you were trying to insinuate on the sly. Shit if I really thought like a monogamous man why the hell would I be mongering with a SW in the first place. Have you ever heard of the saying "Higamous, hogamous men are polygamous women are monogamous. ". I may get married but I don't ever think I would ever be monogamus (however I will make sure I play safe so I don't give my wife something that I can't reasonably explain how she got it- if you can insinuate what that means).

So anyway Amber and I had a great time last night- again with some even crazier twists to this story but I will save that for later on another forum. I think I may just may take up DJ Hunter's idea about starting a thread under the General Reports called "The Great Adventures with ldonshoots and Amber". And I will write that biopic movie script for you yet Nat Zass and I won't even charge you to go see it because I will give you a part to be in the movie as the villian who doubted my story and I had to go out to prove you wrong in the end and come out as the hero for all the good mongers on this forum like G Dose, Rut Roh, Eddog, DJ Hunter, NahHe, Smiling Fox, Sleepingbag, and the great Benchseats Rock.

This is the EL "l" Don signing off for now. And will Strike Back like Vader with the irrefutable proof soon. In the meantime watch for that new thread because the story gets even better and you guys don't want to miss hearing about what happened to me last night and this morning with Amber- oh man.

**Benchseats Rock** · 05-01-09 22:18

Originally Posted by ldonshoots

What would I have to do make you believe me?

There is nothing you can do.

If you want to be taken seriously on this forum, change your writing style (again?) and start a new screen name. Telling the truth, or at least a much more realistic version of bullshit wouldn't hurt too much either.

I'm in town this weekend.

**Dr.Monger** · 05-01-09 17:24

Originally Posted by ldonshoots

Wow, I can't believe you guys would not believe my story. It is absolutely 100%true and I stand-by everyword of it. This story does remind me of Pretty Woman in which Im Richard and she is Julia and they end up together in the end. However this story won't end with such a happy ending- at least for Amber getting me in the end. What would I have to do make you believe me? Wait- hold on she is calling me right this second.

Seriously? You can't believe that anyone would doubt your story of a working girl falling in love with you after one "date"? Well I guess its the fact that it was your first post? That it was ridiculous? That you offer no proof to back it up? Offering to PM proof is not the same as PM'ing proof. If you have proof, post it here for all to see, or STFU. Personally, I don't care. I just don't believe you. Your story smells as bad as Sh*tbags story about picking up a civvie who was out for a jog, offering her cash, fucking her, (because we all know that all civvies are just pros in disguise - yeah right!) then turning her into his girlfriend. In fact, I would have to say that both the story, and your and his writing style are eerily the same. It would not surprise me if you and he were one and the same. After all, he has zero credibility on this board. Since he is still at the top of my ignore list, for all I know its his/your sneaky way of starting fresh to try and spread more B.S. on this board. I have an idea, make your own thread where you and he (or you and you) can trade made up stories for your own entertainment. Personally, I prefer having sex with real women.

Anytime you have to title a post "this is an absolutely true story" anyone with half a brain will realize that you were posting that because there is no way it is believable. Which is my point.

Dr. Monger

**Red Hunter** · 05-01-09 16:05

I still see a fee WSW on West near the 20/20, and BSW on West near the court parking garage. They are not out with any regularity, but they are strolling.

I personally do not hunt in the area because it's my own back yard, and the Annaplis LE is to agressive to risk a date.

Good luck to you and happy hunting.

Originally Posted by J0811

I am still looking t find out where the Annapolis SW have gone.

No one posts on the Annapolis page, so I ask your indulgence in my search in this forum.

J

**Nah He** · 05-01-09 13:02

Ktown actually means KAISERSLAUTERN, Germany but I took the liberty of using it to describe Korea.

Nah He

**Herbie Versmel** · 05-01-09 09:47

It was in Baltimore.

**The Sarge** · 05-01-09 08:36

Wow,

I met little Ruthie the otehr night. Cute little dirty blonde with short hair. About 5"3 120 lbs and a very cute face. She has a Tat on her neck that looks bad she says she is getting it removed.

Anyway we went for a little drive she seemed like a coherent little thing. Talked about where she is crashing and all that stuff. Bores me.

So when we arrive she gurantees me she has a nice soft azz and is very skilled at MIND games. And boy was she right. She has a nice little badonkidonk and it was soft a cotton. She was probably better at HEADS up then any lady I have seen recently. I think Sarah and EZ are probably a good 2, and 3. But I would take Ruthie over both of them. Anyway we ended with a BBBJDTNQNS.

After we were done I bought a cheesesteak and she wanted. 5 of it. I decided to let her have. 4 of it. I needed to save some CHEESEsteak for myself.

Happy hunting

**J0811** · 05-01-09 08:14

I am still looking t find out where the Annapolis SW have gone.

No one posts on the Annapolis page, so I ask your indulgence in my search in this forum.

J

**Horsetrader** · 04-30-09 22:30

Originally Posted by ldonshoots

This is an absolute true story and the names have been changed to protect the innocent...

I'm just impressed that a first time poster can prompt so many responses.

Does everybody understand Idonshoots's comment that starts "As for Amber, well until Im married,...?" Mongers don't think like monogamous people.

Horsetrader

**Sleeping Bag** · 04-30-09 20:07

Originally Posted by Herbie Versmel

I had a very funny exp recently. I hooked up with an asian woman on CL. She had one of the tightest bodies I have ever seen. Anyhow she worked for a service and after we met she asked me to meet her in private at her residence next time. We ended up meeting there a few times and lost contact after that. My neighbor down the street had a party and invited me over for a cookout. Guess who his sister turned out to be. I think we both shit our pants when he introduced us.

Now that's funny! Now you can blackmail her to get all the pussy you ever want from her. haha! Was this in Baltimore or somewhere else? PM me if you think it's too personal.

**Sleeping Bag** · 04-30-09 20:05

Originally Posted by ldonshoots

I may be falling in love with a SW, who rocks my world in the bed- is way more sexier and is smart, but has some trouble. My fiance is plain, no real sex appeal, and is very traditional in a cultural sense. Im almost just marrying her because thats what everyone is expecting me to do (family, friends, etc.). What would you guys do in this situation. Amber says she really wants to be with me, and is not asking me for anything monetary, just my love and emotional support.

From one of your confused monger comrades.

Do what I did. Ditch the plain jane and go for the hottie.