Streetwalker Reports

[Sleeping Bag]

I may be falling in love with a SW, who rocks my world in the bed- is way more sexier and is smart, but has some trouble. My fiance is plain, no real sex appeal, and is very traditional in a cultural sense. Im almost just marrying her because thats what everyone is expecting me to do (family, friends, etc.). What would you guys do in this situation. Amber says she really wants to be with me, and is not asking me for anything monetary, just my love and emotional support.

From one of your confused monger comrades.

Do what I did. Ditch the plain jane and go for the hottie.

[Sleeping Bag]

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[Subzero2]

..... I married a lady from SEA and brought her back to the "world" only to find out that I was her ticket to the big time. ..... second wife was found here but came from South Ktown. F*cked like rabbits for a few years

Where is Ktown?

My story took a different twist. I met 5 women on cherryblossoms.com and each told me what papers I needed to bring to China for marriage. Even went to the US Consulate with the first one to get some affidavit. My intent was to check them out, and choose, but they all wanted the one-way ticket and a clown. To make a long story short, the clown partied for 32 days straight, scoring 84 strikes, not one night in a hotel.

Where did you say Ktown was?

[ldonshoots]

The good doctor is right. What a great story! Now, I believed in Santa and the Easter bunny. I believed in the tooth fairy. I believed in Ronald Reagan. I even believed John Holmes measured out at 14".

Sorry, but I just can't believe this load of hog-swallow. It is a GREAT story, and I commend Idonshoots on his creative abilities. This would sell great in Hollywood, and I think you should try it there. If it gets to film, I'll pay to see it.

Nat

Wow, I can't believe you guys would not believe my story. It is absolutely 100%true and I stand-by everyword of it. This story does remind me of Pretty Woman in which Im Richard and she is Julia and they end up together in the end. However this story won't end with such a happy ending- at least for Amber getting me in the end. What would I have to do make you believe me? Wait- hold on she is calling me right this second.

[Nat Zass]

This is an absolute true story and the names have been changed to protect the innocent. I also apologize about the length of this post in advance but it is a good true story.

Gentlemen of this great forum. I have been silently watching for maybe the past 4 .....From one of your confused monger comrades.

The good doctor is right. What a great story! Now, I believed in Santa and the Easter bunny. I believed in the tooth fairy. I believed in Ronald Reagan. I even believed John Holmes measured out at 14".

Sorry, but I just can't believe this load of hog-swallow. It is a GREAT story, and I commend Idonshoots on his creative abilities. This would sell great in Hollywood, and I think you should try it there. If it gets to film, I'll pay to see it.

Nat

[Herbie Versmel]

First off I agree with PussProwler. I've seen the boys in blue questioning young ladies on Conkling and I think they are pushing them out of the area insted of using their time to arrest crack dealers. Great job guys.

I had a very funny exp recently. I hooked up with an asian woman on CL. She had one of the tightest bodies I have ever seen. Anyhow she worked for a service and after we met she asked me to meet her in private at her residence next time. We ended up meeting there a few times and lost contact after that. My neighbor down the street had a party and invited me over for a cookout. Guess who his sister turned out to be. I think we both shit our pants when he introduced us.

[ldonshoots]

My BS meter went through the roof on this.

Dr. Monger

Greetings again Monger comrades. I would like to say I appreciate all of the positive and constructive criticism and advice in relation to the ordeal I have put myself in. I also appreciate the few considerate gents who PM me with some advice as well. I am definitely taking the advice to heart and trying to analyze the situation better from the outside looking in thanks to you guys and you have definitely helped steer my mind back in the reasonable and rationale direction.

I don't know why Mr. Dr. Monger would say my story is B.S. as it is all absolutely TRUE (PM me Dr. Monger and I will provide more details to refute your BS Meter). I just got a call from Amber's mother tonight asking how her daughter was doing and she began asking me alot more questions as it seems she thinks her daughter is that serious about me too. Amber has called me over 3 times again today including while I was reading this forum with the post replies you gentlemen added. She had asked me "why are you so silent tonight" and I was laughing when I told her that I was just reading some things on the Internet. I never told her that I loved her, and I told her that I did not want to lead her on or make her believed that I felt one way about her when it wasn't the truth. She just said well lets take our time and get to know one another better and in the end if its meant to be then we will be together.

So in closing this post and letting everyone get back on to the more important things on this forum -sharing the juicy info on the mongering life, I have decided that I have been with my fiance' for 8years and I do Love her in an unconditional way and she is definitely one I want as a Life partner and the mother of my children. So even though I have to sacrifice a bit of my freedom which is what Im so worried about which is probably normal, I don't want to risk losing her and will try to work on the sexual side of our relationship as I think she is willing to try to please me. She has her dry spells which I think most woman have but communication is the key and I will let her know what I want and need and see if she can step up to the plate to fulfill that.

As for Amber, well until Im married, I will give her what she wants too which is my long pipe until she is sick of me and I am sick of her as one of you guys so plainly put it. Im hoping that the raw sexual attraction will finally wear off soon to where she can get over that phase of the relationship and hopefully find someone who can and will make her ultimately happy. But boy does she make me happy also as she is fun however in the end we do have and lead 2 different lives going in 2 different directions.

[PussProwler]

Yesterday, I found myself escaping from work early enough to make it to Baltimore. So I did just that.

I got off 95 and headed for the good old Clixx loop. Upon my first circle something caught my eye that looked too good to be true. I went around the circle and found a tiny spinner with long brown hair named Stacey. Once in the car she sounded a lot older than she looked, but looked fine indeed. I figured she was 20 from a distance, but she's actually 28. Took her to a good spot, and got down to business. She unbottoned during our french lesson and she's got a nice firm little tush. Wish I lasted longer so I could have gave her a gyno check. Standard tuition. I will definately repeat!

As soon as I dropped her off southbound Wilkens and Millington found a big-tittie exblockette named Stepanie. 33yo auburn hair with long bangs. Went back to my spot and told a very energetic story 'en francais'. Standard tuition plus a pack of Newport tip for her.

Immediately after I dropped her off, I saw a tiny little angel looking for a ride. Turns out that's all she was looking for, and I'm officially a hack now. I took her and her friend downtown which was just the excuse I needed to get over to PP/C.

On Conk or Haven, I saw nothing as LE was everywhere all over Conklin. It was a friggin pork roast. So I looped all the way around the park and found a Jenny on Balt/Ellwood. The Jenny on crutches. Jenny can put on the suction pretty well. She got the job done. Not much of a looker, but she is servicible in a pinch. Notably she has many scars on her body, which prompted me not to ask for any clothing removal. She's is patient in the car, but a bit hurried with the service. I'd recommend but probably won't repeat.

Glad to have been back in Sunny-warm Balmer!

PussProwler

[Dr.Monger]

This is an absolute true story and the names have been changed to protect the innocent. I also apologize about the length of this post in advance but it is a good true story.

Amber says she really wants to be with me, and is not asking me for anything monetary, just my love and emotional support.

From one of your confused monger comrades.

My BS meter went through the roof on this.

Dr. Monger

[Smiling Fox]

Id, This is an easy one.

And your going to love this advice. But first I just have to tell you that,

We all know Amber, and Star, and most of us have fucked her. She has done BBBJCIM for most of us. So have a blast. We all did too.

And for your Fiance, LOL, We all know who she is, and before she dated you, we all know what she was doing.

Now Idiot, Think with the big head.

Smiling Fox is a born cyinic when it comes to relationships. So if you have a great woman at home, what are you doing on the streets with an SW skank. OHOHWAH<, So the sex is great. Pal, I bet we could show you our top tens, and each one of them would blow you away. And amber too.

Oh did I just get an email from my CL post. It says " My fiance is running around with some SW. I want a revenge F**K, are you interested".

Now you know SF will jump that faster than you could say

Smiling Fox; }

[Nah He]

anyone else. Marriage is the worst thing a man can do for his sex life. One it makes you stay home no matter how boring the sex is or in my case it makes you stay home with no sex! After being married twice I think I can speak from wisdom. I married a lady from SEA and brought her back to the "world" only to find out that I was her ticket to the big time. I did not listen to the old sages who knew better. My second wife was found here but came from South Ktown. F*cked like rabits for a few years then got married and the good stuff stopped as the babies arrived. Now when I ask [beg] for some action I get yelled at and told to to it myself. Now some AMP lady is getting all my goo and my spare change. Brothers have it right, don't marry the beatch just give her the babies to take care of. This whole "till death do us part stuff" is a {select one} left wing/right wing conspiracy to keep little willey down. Don't marry! Watch the CL chick because women are very smart and she knows a sugar daddy when she sees one. Just because she pissed on you does not mean true love but a full bladder. Love is blind was coined for a reason. If you are having 2nd thoughts about the first old lady then run don't walk to the nearest exit.

Nah He

[Loop Vet]

I occasionaly decide to head down w/w while in the area, a co workier/friend of mine is a fellow monger and he comes with sometimes. And when we are trolling together and see something with promise and I go around the block he is always yelling at me "hurry up hurry up, I know that SMILING FOX is gonna beat us", or he will say "dude, you took to long DR. MONGER got her already" or "how do you expect to get anything good with BENCHSEATS out here, you need to hurry! " just thought you guys should know your advice is being heeded!

lol

funny stuff

[Dj Hunter]

This is an absolute true story and the names have been changed to protect the innocent. I also apologize about the length of this post in advance but it is a good true story.

Gentlemen of this great forum. I have been silently watching for maybe the past 4 years and have never posted on here until today. I have a bit of a dilema. See about 2 weeks ago I met a SW from calling her number off of CL. I will call her Amber. Amber is a hot green-eyed blonde who favors Charlie Theron with the ass of J-Lo (this is no lie). When I first called her she said to meet her downtown at a specific location. I went downtown to meet her she hops in my car and we begin to talk. She is from Georgia and she is the epitome of a sweet southern hospitality girl and very caring towards a man (1st major bonus points for her there).

Well we go off to a spot to do the do and it was like fireworks went off for both of us. We talked for a while and hit it off and I asked her if she would like to goto dinner the next night which she said absolutely. Man Amber and I had the best most romantic dinner and escapade afterwards. Before Amber and I even had intercourse she first had squatted over the top of me giving me head and I felt something dripping on my leg. I thought it was water from the ceiling but it was actually Amber's pussy dripping from getting turned on by me. She said nothing like that has ever happened to her and when we finally did have sex she came several times which was also a first experience for her.

Amber has another SW best-friend by the name of Star whom got my phone number from Amber and began telling me that Amber said she might be in love with me. Wow - I didnt want to believe it, but then Amber started calling me 3 times a day asking how I am and how much she misses me. She said "I don't know what you put on me, but take it off because I can't get my mind off you now." The more Amber and I talked the more she let me in to all of the unattractive personal details of her life, how her mother was a drug addict, she raised herself and got married at 18 just to get out of her house which she said was a mistake.

She has some legal problems not related to Prostitution - but from selling meth, and an armed robbery charge from playing bonnie and clyde with an old boyfriend who robbed someone and she drove the get away car. She is trying to resolve her legal problems and thats why she is doing what she has to do to pay the bills (I dont condone it but I understand). She hopes on becoming a nurse and going to school once her legal situation is cleared.

This past weekend Amber, her friend Star, and I went out for Amber's 21st birthday (she showed me her driver's license with her full real name and Birthdate which was April XX,1988) and that night- Amber and I spent the whole night together making love and she never asked me for any money and even brought me and her friend Star 3 shots to drink. She has since moved onto Atlantic city for a week and still calls me 3 times and txt's me 5 times a day- no lie. She says she loves me and wants to turn her whole life around for me and wants to be with me and wants to know if I still think about her and care for her. Star says the girl is telling the truth as she talks about me all the time. Amber even called her mother one night and let me talk to her mother after telling her mother that she thought I was the one she was destined to be with and she was bringing me home to her mother.

I don't know what to do. Amber is really sincere and not trying to play me for any money as I don't have a whole lot of money and she may even have more than me. I drive a Honda civic, and dress modest so Im no big baller or high roller some chic is looking clean out like Sharon Stone did Dinero in Casino. Her and I are more like Julia and Richard in Pretty Woman. I really like Amber but don't love her yet because I dont know enough about her past. Plus I have a fiance with whom I should be marrying in August, however i seriously still have cold feet, its just that my fiance is like one of the greatest, caring woman in the world that you dont let go. So you see my predicament. I may be falling in love with a SW, who rocks my world in the bed- is way more sexier and is smart, but has some trouble. My fiance is plain, no real sex appeal, and is very traditional in a cultural sense. Im almost just marrying her because thats what everyone is expecting me to do (family, friends, etc.). What would you guys do in this situation. Amber says she really wants to be with me, and is not asking me for anything monetary, just my love and emotional support.

From one of your confused monger comrades.

I think this post would have been better placed in the "General Reports" section. Doesn't sound like this girl is an SW, just a working girl off of CL. With that being said, no disrespect, but you need to grow some balls before you piss away at least a good portion of your life. You're obviously not ready to get married. Did your future wife ever have any sex appeal? Do you guys even fuck at least once a week? If the answers to both of those questions are "no", then you definitely shouldnt be thinking about marriage. Don't let others pressure you into what could ultimately be the rest of your life because, believe me, you're not going to be happy. Perpetuity with any woman is not a happy thing; we just weren't made to co-exist in a relationship beyond a certain expiration date.

As for the CL girl, she could really fuck your situation up. A working girl with a sketchy past that wants a relationship with you can't be a good thing, especially if you're already spoken for. If she's already catching feelings after two weeks, you can pretty much guess that she has an all too unstable past with men and you're one of the few who maybe acknowledged her as more than a crotch. That throws some huge red flags. You don't know what lengths she might go to pry you and your fiance apart. If your fiance finds out that you've been fucking a working girl, it's going to hurt her tremendously. And if you're a guy with a conscious, you're gonna feel like a total piece of shit in the end. Plus, like you've pointed out, you dont know too much about this girl's past and what she's capable of. I'd just leave her alone, but it's going to be hard because you've gotten yourself in too deep. Unless you want to take the chance....

But yeah, at the least you shouldn't even convince yourself that you're ready for marriage.

[Eddog]

Idonshoots,

Take your time with this one. What's your hurry. If she is pushing then back away slightly. Do a background check they are not that expensive on line. She may be waiting to tie the knot then the money thing hits. Baltimoron women ask three questions when they meet a man. 1. How much does he have? 2. How much can I get? 3. When can I get it?

Caution is the operative word!

[Rut Roh]

Getting married because that is what's expected, DON'T DO IT. Try leaving Amber out of the equation. Marriage isn't for everyone and if you're pretty sure that she's not the one, it's better to be the jerk who cancelled the nuptials four months before getting married than the Effin' F*%kHead who ended up cheating on his wife and then getting divorced. Try to clear that up regardless of the Amber factor. As far as Amber goes, take your time in getting to know her better and being very comfortable in deciding to be steady with her. Enjoy it for what it is, a strong connection with someone. There are too few of these in most people's lives, so have fun and see where it goes.