Streetwalker Reports

**G Dose** · 04-29-09 16:12

Originally Posted by ldonshoots

This is an absolute true story and the names have been changed to protect the innocent. I also apologize about the length of this post in advance but it is a good true story.

From one of your confused monger comrades.

Yes, Sir, you sound confused! WoW! Have no idea where to go with something like that. Why not run off to ac. To be with a SW cause the sex is good. I mean what could go wrong? Hey if you are not that wealthy of a guy, think of all the $10 house fee's you could collect when she brings other guys home to use the bed for 20 min. Ummm I have a wonderfull girlfriend, but I have found plenty of SW's that give much better BJ than her. But I surley would not runn off with one of them in hopes of reforming and living happily ever after. That's a little scary, if its true. If its not. Well jokes on me I guess. Remember the old phrase can't turn a hoe into a house wife!

**ldonshoots** · 04-29-09 03:04

This is an absolute true story and the names have been changed to protect the innocent. I also apologize about the length of this post in advance but it is a good true story.

Gentlemen of this great forum. I have been silently watching for maybe the past 4 years and have never posted on here until today. I have a bit of a dilema. See about 2 weeks ago I met a SW from calling her number off of CL. I will call her Amber. Amber is a hot green-eyed blonde who favors Charlie Theron with the ass of J-Lo (this is no lie). When I first called her she said to meet her downtown at a specific location. I went downtown to meet her she hops in my car and we begin to talk. She is from Georgia and she is the epitome of a sweet southern hospitality girl and very caring towards a man (1st major bonus points for her there).

Well we go off to a spot to do the do and it was like fireworks went off for both of us. We talked for a while and hit it off and I asked her if she would like to goto dinner the next night which she said absolutely. Man Amber and I had the best most romantic dinner and escapade afterwards. Before Amber and I even had intercourse she first had squatted over the top of me giving me head and I felt something dripping on my leg. I thought it was water from the ceiling but it was actually Amber's pussy dripping from getting turned on by me. She said nothing like that has ever happened to her and when we finally did have sex she came several times which was also a first experience for her.

Amber has another SW best-friend by the name of Star whom got my phone number from Amber and began telling me that Amber said she might be in love with me. Wow - I didnt want to believe it, but then Amber started calling me 3 times a day asking how I am and how much she misses me. She said "I don't know what you put on me, but take it off because I can't get my mind off you now." The more Amber and I talked the more she let me in to all of the unattractive personal details of her life, how her mother was a drug addict, she raised herself and got married at 18 just to get out of her house which she said was a mistake.

She has some legal problems not related to Prostitution - but from selling meth, and an armed robbery charge from playing bonnie and clyde with an old boyfriend who robbed someone and she drove the get away car. She is trying to resolve her legal problems and thats why she is doing what she has to do to pay the bills (I dont condone it but I understand). She hopes on becoming a nurse and going to school once her legal situation is cleared.

This past weekend Amber, her friend Star, and I went out for Amber's 21st birthday (she showed me her driver's license with her full real name and Birthdate which was April XX,1988) and that night- Amber and I spent the whole night together making love and she never asked me for any money and even brought me and her friend Star 3 shots to drink. She has since moved onto Atlantic city for a week and still calls me 3 times and txt's me 5 times a day- no lie. She says she loves me and wants to turn her whole life around for me and wants to be with me and wants to know if I still think about her and care for her. Star says the girl is telling the truth as she talks about me all the time. Amber even called her mother one night and let me talk to her mother after telling her mother that she thought I was the one she was destined to be with and she was bringing me home to her mother.

I don't know what to do. Amber is really sincere and not trying to play me for any money as I don't have a whole lot of money and she may even have more than me. I drive a Honda civic, and dress modest so Im no big baller or high roller some chic is looking clean out like Sharon Stone did Dinero in Casino. Her and I are more like Julia and Richard in Pretty Woman. I really like Amber but don't love her yet because I dont know enough about her past. Plus I have a fiance with whom I should be marrying in August, however i seriously still have cold feet, its just that my fiance is like one of the greatest, caring woman in the world that you dont let go. So you see my predicament. I may be falling in love with a SW, who rocks my world in the bed- is way more sexier and is smart, but has some trouble. My fiance is plain, no real sex appeal, and is very traditional in a cultural sense. Im almost just marrying her because thats what everyone is expecting me to do (family, friends, etc.). What would you guys do in this situation. Amber says she really wants to be with me, and is not asking me for anything monetary, just my love and emotional support.

From one of your confused monger comrades.

**Sleeping Bag** · 04-28-09 22:44

Originally Posted by Junky11

Sounds like a normal day on the loop.

haha! Normal for you, maybe.

**J0811** · 04-28-09 21:12

Does anyone know what happend to the SW in Annapolis?

There are no updates there.

EDITOR's NOTE: This report was originally written in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING and thus it was edited it to normal case lettering. In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. Thanks!

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**J0811** · 04-28-09 21:09

I spend alot of time in Annapolis.

**J0811** · 04-28-09 21:04

I liked her.

She had alot of issues, and hep C may have been one of them.

**Baltimonger** · 04-28-09 15:28

Originally Posted by J0811

Does anyone know what became of Kitten?

The one with the sunglasses? If that's her, I was always told to shy away from her, because of at least hepatitis C. The wearing sunglasses even after dark does little to reassure me otherwise.

**G Dose** · 04-28-09 14:30

I occasionaly decide to head down w/w while in the area, a co workier/friend of mine is a fellow monger and he comes with sometimes. And when we are trolling together and see something with promise and I go around the block he is always yelling at me "hurry up hurry up, I know that SMILING FOX is gonna beat us", or he will say "dude, you took to long DR. MONGER got her already" or "how do you expect to get anything good with BENCHSEATS out here, you need to hurry! " just thought you guys should know your advice is being heeded!

**J0811** · 04-28-09 10:17

Does anyone know what became of Kitten?

**Member #4338** · 04-28-09 00:42

Originally Posted by Rookiemonger

Hey there my fellow mongers,
Since I haven't mongered much in the last few months,I am going to do all you mongers who have been ripped off by C&C(CASH & CARRIE) a FAVOR.
I am going to make it my goal the next time I see C&C to pick her up,pretend to be interest in a date & drive her a good 30 miles in nowhere land & drop her off & leave her there.

The only thing is I am going to have to come up with a good plan to leave her stranded. I am gonna offer her extra $$ to go a little further out,I will tell her that LE has been HOT & I feel better by going farther away from the city. I will promise to bring her back,show her a wad of $$ to make her feel at ease. I will no way harm her physically,before I take off,I will be sure to tell her it is not RIGHT to try to RIP us mongers off.

I will report back once my challenge is accomplished. I will be sure to have my pics & to take some nice pics of her as I am driving off!!

Rook.

You da man, go Rook!

**Dr.Monger** · 04-28-09 00:40

Originally Posted by Rookiemonger

Hey there my fellow mongers,
Since I haven't mongered much in the last few months,I am going to do all you mongers who have been ripped off by C&C(CASH & CARRIE) a FAVOR.
I am going to make it my goal the next time I see C&C to pick her up,pretend to be interest in a date & drive her a good 30 miles in nowhere land & drop her off & leave her there.

The only thing is I am going to have to come up with a good plan to leave her stranded. I am gonna offer her extra $$ to go a little further out,I will tell her that LE has been HOT & I feel better by going farther away from the city. I will promise to bring her back,show her a wad of $$ to make her feel at ease. I will no way harm her physically,before I take off,I will be sure to tell her it is not RIGHT to try to RIP us mongers off.

I will report back once my challenge is accomplished. I will be sure to have my pics & to take some nice pics of her as I am driving off!!

Rook.

There is an elegant and time honored solution to your dilemma. When you get 30 miles or so away, give her two bucks and tell her to go in the Royal Farms/7-11 to buy a condom, and a soda for herself. As soon as she is inside, peel out! Its worth the two bucks.

Dr. Monger

**Smiling Fox** · 04-28-09 00:02

You know she probably did me a favor. God only knows what she was carrying in those days. So I am glad she got me It just wasn't that much and I learned an amazingly valuable lesson. Reinforced and clearified by this board. Trash, Muff, Robo, Balti, Bench, Oh The names go on. The true original masters of the streets.

And yes, when I signed on they told me to RTFF. You know I did. And look at me now. OMG I am so disgusting, and dam good at it, ah, don't tempt fate. LE is after me. Well I am cautious, and have learned the ropes.

So cash and Carrie, thanks for ripping me off.

And rookie, you don't have to take her out so far. Besides you know she will just hitch back for a BJ. LOL.

Smiling Fox

**The Lovemuscle** · 04-28-09 00:01

Originally Posted by Rookiemonger

Hey there my fellow mongers,

Since I haven't mongered much in the last few months,I am going to do all you mongers who have been ripped off by C&C(CASH & CARRIE) a FAVOR.

I am going to make it my goal the next time I see C&C to pick her up,pretend to be interest in a date & drive her a good 30 miles in nowhere land & drop her off & leave her there.

The only thing is I am going to have to come up with a good plan to leave her stranded. I am gonna offer her extra $$ to go a little further out,I will tell her that LE has been HOT & I feel better by going farther away from the city. I will promise to bring her back,show her a wad of $$ to make her feel at ease. I will no way harm her physically,before I take off,I will be sure to tell her it is not RIGHT to try to RIP us mongers off.

I will report back once my challenge is accomplished. I will be sure to have my pics & to take some nice pics of her as I am driving off!!

Rook.

You Rock!

LM

**Rtlr1** · 04-27-09 23:20

Originally Posted by Rookiemonger

Hey there my fellow mongers,
Since I haven't mongered much in the last few months,I am going to do all you mongers who have been ripped off by C&C(CASH & CARRIE) a FAVOR.
I am going to make it my goal the next time I see C&C to pick her up,pretend to be interest in a date & drive her a good 30 miles in nowhere land & drop her off & leave her there.

The only thing is I am going to have to come up with a good plan to leave her stranded. I am gonna offer her extra $$ to go a little further out,I will tell her that LE has been HOT & I feel better by going farther away from the city. I will promise to bring her back,show her a wad of $$ to make her feel at ease. I will no way harm her physically,before I take off,I will be sure to tell her it is not RIGHT to try to RIP us mongers off.

I will report back once my challenge is accomplished. I will be sure to have my pics & to take some nice pics of her as I am driving off!!

Rook.

SOUNDS PRETTY IGNORANT TOO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

**RookieMonger** · 04-27-09 22:36

Hey there my fellow mongers,
Since I haven't mongered much in the last few months,I am going to do all you mongers who have been ripped off by C&C(CASH & CARRIE) a FAVOR.
I am going to make it my goal the next time I see C&C to pick her up,pretend to be interest in a date & drive her a good 30 miles in nowhere land & drop her off & leave her there.

The only thing is I am going to have to come up with a good plan to leave her stranded. I am gonna offer her extra $$ to go a little further out,I will tell her that LE has been HOT & I feel better by going farther away from the city. I will promise to bring her back,show her a wad of $$ to make her feel at ease. I will no way harm her physically,before I take off,I will be sure to tell her it is not RIGHT to try to RIP us mongers off.

I will report back once my challenge is accomplished. I will be sure to have my camera & to take some nice pics of her as I am driving off!!

Rook.