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Today 15:43 #19681Senior Member

Posts: 127You gents are so lucky!
You gents in Seattle are so lucky! You have no idea how good you have it. I'm from a part of the country where everyone is super uptight, LEO is everywhere, and the massage parlors we do have only offer a mediocre L1. The closest town with spas that offer L3 is a 2 hour drive. Even then, the ladies have so many rules. No LFK, no DFK, no DATY, everything is covered all the time, even BJ. You can forget about FF or CIM, even just asking if you can pull cover off to lay a few ropes on their tummy is like you're asking to break some taboo! And FS runs aroun $$. 5 to $$.
I'm happy to report I had an afternoon free while visiting your fine city. So I read your reports and decided to head over to Blue Jade. I believe it was Yogurt who answered the door, based on her 5'2" build. But she passed me off to Paige. Other reports of her were pretty accurate. Though I was expecting a little younger. She had some tummy damage. And her tits weren't as perky as expected. But other than that, she was amazing! Her skin was super soft. She has a beautiful figure. She was very eager to please. When she walked in, I was still disrobing. I turned around to find her arms open as she pulled me in for LFK, then DFK for a veeery long time. Which I really enjoyed! As we moved toward the table, I handed her $$ and not another word was said. Back in my home town, there's usually a bit of haggling, which is such a buzz-kill. Not with Paige! She just put it aside and went on making out like we were high-school lovers. Eventually she started stroking jr while I started fingering her v. Pretty soon both our bits were good and sticky. So she dropped to her knees and began a slow and sexy BBBJ. We moved into 69 so I could reciprocate. Then on came the cover and it was off to the races. After a few delightful positions, I asked her to lay an her back across the table with her head hanging over so I could FF. The cover came off and I was in absolute heaven while she slurped and slopped her way through every thrust. Occasionally I'd step to the side and enter sideways so I could watch in the mirror right behind me. All I can say is that was AMAZING. And the big finish was incredible! She held me inside for a minute, milking every bit of it.
We cleaned up, I dressed, we made out for a few more minutes. And then the dream was over. I woke up in the parking lot thinking how lucky you gents are to have such amazing options in your city!
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Today 10:12 #19680Senior Member

Posts: 240Recommendations for best Deepthroat CIM
Looking for at least a decent massage by a sexy younger Asian and then some hot deepthroat FF with CIM. Any recommendations on Who would be a great fit for what I want.
List name and shop and your experience please.
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Today 02:01 #19679Senior Member

Posts: 64Get out of here with that BS. I've had a good time at A Spa in Renton but I can only imagine there is some fuckery if you text that number. Google it yourselves and see the other dumb posts. Seems that Janet works at a spa downtown in a lot of places.
Originally Posted by Tommy789
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I had awesome sex and nuru massage with Janet 2107534911 at a spa, they dont accept walk-in but text her and she will help with manager approval.
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Today 01:19 #19678Senior Member

Posts: 28Q
About a 15 min walk from south shoreline station.
Originally Posted by Muffinstuffin1
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Yesterday 22:50 #19677Senior Member

Posts: 319I don't know but my best guess would be evergreen.
Originally Posted by KrakenBait
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Yesterday 21:29 #19676Regular Member

Posts: 13Light rail
There is one across the street from Lynnwood stop.
Originally Posted by Muffinstuffin1
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Yesterday 15:57 #19675Regular Member

Posts: 25For someone to join for a short time it's 150. Can get full HR with 200.
Originally Posted by Zippy69
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Yesterday 13:18 #19674Regular Member

Posts: 1Anything close to Link Light Rail
I'm looking for any AMP close to the light rail. Don't want to drive. Any help?
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Yesterday 13:16 #19673Senior Member

Posts: 153Sindy
Another incredible 2 hr visit with my ATF Sindy, Sindy is like fine wine, the visits get better every time!
Originally Posted by Tasman63
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Yesterday 13:03 #19672Senior Member

Posts: 768Extra $
How much extra for Mishel?
Originally Posted by Willemdefriend
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Yesterday 12:48 #19671Senior Member

Posts: 449Aki to Alice Tokyo
Had to see one of my atfs. Aki in brier. It was great seeing her again and she remembered me. She carefully took my shoe off and put it aside, took my clothes off then hang them on the wall, and waited for me with a towel after shower. All these little details, Japanese women are great, very service oriented.
Good: very nice big tata, soft even though they're mm. Good sloppy BBBJ, couldn't rlly dt. Loved pounding her while she talked in Japanese, very hot as if we were in jav. Went through all possible positions. Standing mish, k9, acg, spooning, prone bone, scissor. Popped in the bag, cuddle after.
Bad: hard to get right appt time, place was busy. She likes to take it slow and sensual GFE (not rlly a bad thing). Couldn't bring myself to went down on her, she offers bare.
Recommendation: yes, Dmg $$.
Omwh round 2 to Tokyo, wanted to try Vicky but she was busy, Alice was free. Spinner type, small body frame 5 ish mm b, maybe late 20.
Good: good dfk she knows how to use her tongue. Good BBBJ mixed with tongue actions and good eye contact, use her tongue on to wiggle the area below the head and slapped jr on face, then add some spit, it was hot and dirty. Rim job was good, had her tongue deep in starfish, and wiggle back to back BBBJ / rim job, then rimjob / HJ. Jr alrdy fired one shot, he could handle all her tricks. Cover came on, jr was hard as rock. It was great to watch jr stretch her small kitty and then thrust it all the way in mish her eyes wide open. She took it all like a champ, wasn't sure she handle all of jr. Pound away in standing mish, switched to standing k9, then k9 pulled jr out to check the kitty gape, what a view. Told her to jerk it off, when jr rdy to pop, pulled her head in and use her mouth as a bucket to catch the juice, told her to keep sucking for every drop, she might had swallowed some hehe that dirty girl. Afterward, asked for more tuma, she happily obliged.
Bad: b cup tata, prefer bigger tata.
Recommendation: yes dmg $$.
Wallet and jr are going to take a break.
Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!
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Yesterday 09:55 #19670Administrator

Posts: 5271Why is this so hard for some of you.
It's not hard, do you see all the positive and negative reviews in this thread? Have any of them been removed, or censored? Why is it so difficult for some of you to understand that we are only reminding you to shit on the toilet not in the bedroom? Sponsored threads are just that, a thread that a forum sponsor can use to promote their business, it's like an ad, not a review thread.
Originally Posted by MaybeThisTime
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Yes, if you shit on their floor I throw the shit in the garbage? Why would I leave a big pile of steaming shit laying on the floor in a bedroom in my house?
None of the sponsors can post in any other thread but their thread. If you give them a bad review here they can't respond, if they do I delete it. Why because this isn't their thread, it's your thread. You didn't like it when they were flooding the forum with fake reviews. You guys hated those. So we solved the problem. They have their thread, you have yours. If you want to post something in their thread and you're not being a dick most places are ok with that but some of them don't want guys to post anything at all in their threads and that's ok because, and you all should be seeing a theme here. It's their thread to do with it what they want. To be crystal clear I also told Johnny and the Banana guy if they don't stop taking shits in sponsor threads I'll ban them.
If you have any questions PM me at Admin2, if anybody wants to continue being a dick about this take it here https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...hit-in-Seattle not here because this is a Review thread not a complain about the metro ads thread.
To the OP you weren't being a dick, I used your post for a teaching moment. However I hope this explanation helps with the bad taste in your mouth. If not go eat some pussy, that will help.
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Yesterday 02:00 #19669Regular Member

Posts: 12I am not familiar with her, what shop will she be going to?
Originally Posted by Manager9
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10-18-26 23:59 #19668Senior Member

Posts: 128I'm going to keep it real. Yogurt is adorable but "HWP"' is generous. She's a little chubby. But she's young and can pull it off.
Originally Posted by ILuvArbys
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10-18-26 23:56 #19667Senior Member

Posts: 319Vivi might be back soon
Vivi sent me a text today and it looks like she'll be back soon (next month). For those who are veterans, she needs no introduction, but those who have no idea who she is are in for one hell of a ride.
One of my OG ATFs. That woman is all natural and absolutely wild in bed.











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