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**Yruhere** · 10-18-26 11:09

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**RowdyReptile** · 10-18-26 10:21

Made an appointment with Jasmine at 5 star yesterday afternoon during college football games, figured I'd be a little slow and it was.

I've seen Jasmine several times and she's the bomb.

More mature than the other girls, but in great shape, she's about 40. And is a sex machine. Great personality too, very playful, grabs you by your cock as soon as you walk in, she walked me back to the table, shower by the cock.

Great preview of antics before we go to the room.

Back in the room, she may cum early, on me I was so excited, LOL, she gave me a great long massage and tried to revive little brother w / her mouth, but I'm a one and done guy in an hour. If you like BBBJ. , she gives one of the best.

She introduced me to their new girl, she spells that Eloise, but pronounces it Alice. So I told him pick names you can pronounce. , so ask for Alice nice big natural tits late 20's cute face. Jasmine says they rotate new girls out every two weeks. , so it's just Jasmine and Alice there, they typically only have two girls.

**Yano1** · 10-18-26 08:49

Originally Posted by OggieAugust [View Original Post]

TL; DR--noob says "meh" at 5-star.

Hello, first review / post, but I've been reading a while. I have almost as many questions as I do facts for the report, so bear with me while I try to format and word this correctly. Also, I'm WAY out of practice. Just got out of 25 yr monogamy, so "rusty" is the word, but I've been reading you guys and have the proper attitude, vocabulary and (I thought) expectations. My only deviation from advice here is that I was pretty fairly passive and undemanding, and quite gentle all the way through.

I had a dream last week with Lulu (6. 8/10) at 5-star near Colonial. First, I recommend looking at streetview on g maps because it's very easy to blow past it. As others have said, look for the Brazilian market.

Called the afternoon before to get a morning appt and was told Lulu and Koko would be there. Arrived on time, and Lulu was the only one there. She is what I'd consider a normal Chinese build, 5'2", thin, but not unwomanly. Breasts were B, maybe? I'm not good w / tits. Cute-ish round face. I had an "OK" time, not a great time, so I'll pepper throughout and end with reasons maybe why, and you guys can chime in if anything stands out as a faux pa on my part. For the standard Orlando pokemon cards I got 1 hr CFS.

She seemed nervous (as was I) and asked if I'd been there before and I told her yes, but a while ago (lie). I think it may have been because she was there by herself. Anyway, she said to lie face down, with no other instructions. I stripped completely. The massage then began face down. Light massage roaming to the butt. I tell her the rubbing is nice, but that's as much attention as I want there, and I ask about a TS, and she's like, "uh ok" so we do that. The "action" here foreshadows the rest of the dream. Everything was very formulaic, grind top left, top right, bottom left, bottom right, repeat 2 x. She did a nice soapy grind (my fav part) but never so much as looked at me. There were also these comically fake, almost pre-recorded moans at specifically timed intervals. Dried off and went back to table, face-up. Did some legs, buttocks, then got to the point w / L1 and L2. She was working her hands with the speed of a kung-fu master. It wasn't working for me. She went more to the L2 and I had to tell her AT LEAST TWICE that the teeth were way too much (WTF, I'm not that big and I'm still half-mast? She quickly jumped up, produced a cover and said something about "boom boom. " I almost turned it down because I have NEVER in my life responded well with covers. Waste of time for me, but this was all new, and I was ready to rock. So I got covered and she did a bit of ACG and RCG. No sensation because cover, so I asked about 69, and she assumed the position w / o cover. Our height difference was such that DATY was several inches down my chest. After I let her have a moment w / Thor, I gently grabbed her hips and pulled her up to my face. She said, "no" and something about touching her butt, so I just laid there a minute hoping that my first time was just a bummer (oh well, it happens, as I've learned here), despite all the positive reviews about the place. She eventually stands and is again speedrunning an orgasm mostly w / L1. I reach out to stroke her chest and shoulder, and she says, "no" again--something about touching her hair (Eventually, I kinda sorta finished and was expertly wiped down. She laid me back down and gave a lackluster, not massage, but. A rub? At that point, I thanked her and got up to dress.

EPILOGUE: Koko.

LOL. Right before I woke up, and in a complete detonation of that low-energy atmosphere, Koko runs in like a small wrecking ball. The last time I saw someone that. . . Happy, bouncy, and talkative was after my drummer and bass player came back from the bathroom right before second set. Mind you, this is 10:35 AM. She spent the next 10 minutes somewhat blocking the curtain's exit, pantomiming fellatio and female masturbation, talking a mile a minute begging for a hhr of my time. I'm thinking, "maybe later," but I'm a people pleaser, so I keep telling her I have to go, and she keeps blocking me and cracking us both up with her antics. I was finally able to get through and walk away into the light of morning. I'm certainly trying it again, but thinking maybe I need to spend more to have the dream I want, not a just an awkward sprint to the finish line.

FIN.

SO, gents, where was the problem? Was it her or me? To my credit, I was fresh as a daisy (had biz later that day), new haircut, groomed all over, wearing new clothes that fit. To my debit, I'm 6'4", 300 lbs. I do work out, but my genetics just laugh and stamps, "linebacker" on every cell produced. Tool is avg, never a complaint, but I am middle-aged so it doesn't spring to attention with a light breeze. So why did she behave with the demure of a Suwanee debutante? Was she nervous because she was by herself? Did she think I was LEO? (which would've been weird since she still did service), or was it just a bad day and I got the bum end of the stick? Thanks for reading, and thank you all for your write-ups. You brought this noob up to speed in a few short days worth of reading.

I haven't experienced any issue.

Every time I got fun.

**Midnightpass** · 10-17-26 20:10

Another amazing session with Grace; she remains my ATF. We keep in touch by text; that's good business for her. She's more beautiful than cute and amazing customer service attitude. Cherry? Dropped into the table shower long enough to sit on my face while Grace BBBJ'd. I gave her a nice little tip too. Very fun; highly recommend.

**AMoment** · 10-17-26 14:57

Booked Luna for HH yesterday afternoon. Bit of a change of pace for Meiji. Luna is Chinese but Asian American. Cute coed down from Boston, she said she was off classes for a week so came down to make some money and go to Disney. The pics on the website do not really look like her but she's attractive and a bit thicker than the typical Meiji girls in a good way. Service was a slightly limited, showered together, BBJ, CG and then mish. She didn't want to do doggy, said I was too big. Some nice dirty talk though calling me Daddy and stuff like that. Sweet girl, I had a really nice chat with her. She said she'll be here a week. I would repeat if she were here longer.

**Gatorguy69** · 10-16-26 18:03

Originally Posted by Azmodeus56 [View Original Post]

What facility has the smallest therapist on staff. Short and very slims and also offers l1, l2 and l3 service.

Leah is at spring on Vineland very small very tight.

**Dick Jackman** · 10-16-26 17:03

Repeat visit to Meiji and first visit with Sui. Pronounced "sweet without the t". She is a young and very cute Japanese woman from Japan's "Smiling City" -- Osaka. Estimated age early 20's and she said that she is 157 cm. Almost 5'2". Cute face, engaging smile, thin and fit body, B cup breasts, smooth and soft skin and medium length black hair worn up. Completely shaved with no tattoos. Very friendly with decent English and Sui is another member of the "total cuteness" club.

Did the precoital shower and the washi washi. To the bed and Sui performed a slow and sensual BBBJ. To CG and ACG when erect. Then to DATY, which was performed to the backbeat of the J pop playing on her phone. Sui was very responsive to DATY and she tasted very clean and hygienic. Progressed to 69 but DATO not allowed. Then to MISH and a powerful release. I missed the belly button landing zone but avoided a messy cleanup. Sui has a pleasantly tight pussy that made me feel larger than I actually am.

We spoke for a while after release. Sui said that this is her first visit to Orlando and that she had previously been to NY, Washington and Miami. Sui is very cute, friendly and sexually skilled. She said that she is here on a brief tour and that Sunday will be her last day in Orlando. I really enjoyed my visit with Sui and I highly recommend her.

**DavidWhite7164** · 10-16-26 13:49

Driving by Tokyo I noticed the parking lot was empty in front of the Spa and so I decided to stop by without a text in advance. Not my usual MO as I like to have an appointment. I was greeted by a sexy girl who introduced herself as Yuki (not sure about the spelling on that). As soon as we got back to the room she was kissing me and grabbing me and I was already happy I decided to have an unplanned visit. After the formalities I found myself dreaming that we were back in the table shower area having a great time. Yuki is not your typical massage girl. She has a bit of a Latina look to her face and also has what I would describe as more of a thick Latina build. Not at all chubby or fat but has curves and is thick in a hot way like a Latina you see at the gym. Usual activities in the shower. Great BBBJ. She asked if I wanted a double and this seemed like a perfect time as I thought there would be chance we could be uninterrupted as it seemed so slow. She comes back with Winter and I was quite happy as I had met Winter her last visit to Orlando. She's awesome and I believe I may have reviewed her previously. One of my favorites. After a great BBBJ from both girls I put on a cover and went through all the usual positions with Yuki before a cover change and switching to Winter. Finished with a BBBJ from Yuki while daty with Winter sitting on my face. Great time. Will try and repeat or at least see on of them solo before end of the month.

**Harrison72** · 10-16-26 11:56

Yes. Angel at Missly is the infamous wallwalker.

Originally Posted by BigJohn619 [View Original Post]

Headed back to Mecca this Saturday. Took a job specifically there cause of your talent. LOL. Be down once a month for hopefully forever. Been all over, you guys are blessed. So my usual is Tokyo / Orchid, M&why and VIP. Did my duty and read before asking. I know what to expect. Grace is an ATF. Tall talent and Amber? At VIP. Is the Angel at Missley the walwalker with amazing abs? And I can't remember her name, but there was a girl working at Tokyo who had been there foe like the last 2-3 I visited. All the other girls would get the attention, but man her skills were great. Can't remember her name though. Pry 30, thicker, dark hair, 5'6. Definitely not Abby. This one was at the same place a while. Thanks fellas.

**OppaOppa** · 10-16-26 00:16

Originally Posted by SuperCharger65 [View Original Post]

…When I went back for seconds a few days later, Uncle LEO had three trucks posted up in the parking lot. Now there wasn't anyone in the trucks so maybe this was just to mess with mongers since VIP seems to be the hot topic right now, but I didn't want to risk it so drove away.

Stay safe, and Good Hunting!

S. C.

I had the same experience but the little head was in control. It was raining really hard when I arrived and I saw 2 parked center of the lot so I parked off to the side to wait out the storm. As soon as the rain let up they all left the pizza shop. So after waiting a few more minutes and checking all of the other cars were empty I headed in. I inquired and was told that they often stop and eat at the pizza place and to call and I can use the back door next time if I am worried. Must be some really good pizza, guess I need to grab a slice after my next visit!

**AlwaysHunting8** · 10-15-26 23:00

Originally Posted by BigJohn619 [View Original Post]

Is the Angel at Missley the walwalker with amazing abs?

Yes, the Angel currently at Missly is the one you are thinking of with the handstand BBBJ wallwalking.

**Goofy Gooner** · 10-15-26 22:58

Tried out Blue Dream on East Colonial, it was open till 11 so I gave it a shot. Parking is okay, the place itself has like 3 spots max, but some additional spots by the building.

Lady was on thr older side, 30-40 ish, pretty but obvious work done.

I did 45 min, massage was on the decent side then went ask to flip over she asked if I wanted anything extra. Paid 150 for a BJ (not sure of the going rate; first time), felt pretty good even with a condom on. She allow to go over time, had to finish by hand cause it was taking a while. Ended up finishing myself so we could get going; was able to suck on her tits (prettt firm). Overall 7/10 experience, would go again if I just happened to be in the area late night.

First AMP down, more to come.

**Azmodeus56** · 10-15-26 21:50

What facility has the smallest therapist on staff. Short and very slims and also offers l1, l2 and l3 service.

**BigJohn619** · 10-15-26 15:26

Headed back to Mecca this Saturday. Took a job specifically there cause of your talent. LOL. Be down once a month for hopefully forever. Been all over, you guys are blessed. So my usual is Tokyo / Orchid, M&why and VIP. Did my duty and read before asking. I know what to expect. Grace is an ATF. Tall talent and Amber? At VIP. Is the Angel at Missley the walwalker with amazing abs? And I can't remember her name, but there was a girl working at Tokyo who had been there foe like the last 2-3 I visited. All the other girls would get the attention, but man her skills were great. Can't remember her name though. Pry 30, thicker, dark hair, 5'6. Definitely not Abby. This one was at the same place a while. Thanks fellas.

**OggieAugust** · 10-15-26 14:12

TL; DR--noob says "meh" at 5-star.

Hello, first review / post, but I've been reading a while. I have almost as many questions as I do facts for the report, so bear with me while I try to format and word this correctly. Also, I'm WAY out of practice. Just got out of 25 yr monogamy, so "rusty" is the word, but I've been reading you guys and have the proper attitude, vocabulary and (I thought) expectations. My only deviation from advice here is that I was pretty fairly passive and undemanding, and quite gentle all the way through.

I had a dream last week with Lulu (6. 8/10) at 5-star near Colonial. First, I recommend looking at streetview on g maps because it's very easy to blow past it. As others have said, look for the Brazilian market.

Called the afternoon before to get a morning appt and was told Lulu and Koko would be there. Arrived on time, and Lulu was the only one there. She is what I'd consider a normal Chinese build, 5'2", thin, but not unwomanly. Breasts were B, maybe? I'm not good w / tits. Cute-ish round face. I had an "OK" time, not a great time, so I'll pepper throughout and end with reasons maybe why, and you guys can chime in if anything stands out as a faux pa on my part. For the standard Orlando pokemon cards I got 1 hr CFS.

She seemed nervous (as was I) and asked if I'd been there before and I told her yes, but a while ago (lie). I think it may have been because she was there by herself. Anyway, she said to lie face down, with no other instructions. I stripped completely. The massage then began face down. Light massage roaming to the butt. I tell her the rubbing is nice, but that's as much attention as I want there, and I ask about a TS, and she's like, "uh ok" so we do that. The "action" here foreshadows the rest of the dream. Everything was very formulaic, grind top left, top right, bottom left, bottom right, repeat 2 x. She did a nice soapy grind (my fav part) but never so much as looked at me. There were also these comically fake, almost pre-recorded moans at specifically timed intervals. Dried off and went back to table, face-up. Did some legs, buttocks, then got to the point w / L1 and L2. She was working her hands with the speed of a kung-fu master. It wasn't working for me. She went more to the L2 and I had to tell her AT LEAST TWICE that the teeth were way too much (WTF, I'm not that big and I'm still half-mast? She quickly jumped up, produced a cover and said something about "boom boom. " I almost turned it down because I have NEVER in my life responded well with covers. Waste of time for me, but this was all new, and I was ready to rock. So I got covered and she did a bit of ACG and RCG. No sensation because cover, so I asked about 69, and she assumed the position w / o cover. Our height difference was such that DATY was several inches down my chest. After I let her have a moment w / Thor, I gently grabbed her hips and pulled her up to my face. She said, "no" and something about touching her butt, so I just laid there a minute hoping that my first time was just a bummer (oh well, it happens, as I've learned here), despite all the positive reviews about the place. She eventually stands and is again speedrunning an orgasm mostly w / L1. I reach out to stroke her chest and shoulder, and she says, "no" again--something about touching her hair (Eventually, I kinda sorta finished and was expertly wiped down. She laid me back down and gave a lackluster, not massage, but. A rub? At that point, I thanked her and got up to dress.

EPILOGUE: Koko.

LOL. Right before I woke up, and in a complete detonation of that low-energy atmosphere, Koko runs in like a small wrecking ball. The last time I saw someone that. . . Happy, bouncy, and talkative was after my drummer and bass player came back from the bathroom right before second set. Mind you, this is 10:35 AM. She spent the next 10 minutes somewhat blocking the curtain's exit, pantomiming fellatio and female masturbation, talking a mile a minute begging for a hhr of my time. I'm thinking, "maybe later," but I'm a people pleaser, so I keep telling her I have to go, and she keeps blocking me and cracking us both up with her antics. I was finally able to get through and walk away into the light of morning. I'm certainly trying it again, but thinking maybe I need to spend more to have the dream I want, not a just an awkward sprint to the finish line.

FIN.

SO, gents, where was the problem? Was it her or me? To my credit, I was fresh as a daisy (had biz later that day), new haircut, groomed all over, wearing new clothes that fit. To my debit, I'm 6'4", 300 lbs. I do work out, but my genetics just laugh and stamps, "linebacker" on every cell produced. Tool is avg, never a complaint, but I am middle-aged so it doesn't spring to attention with a light breeze. So why did she behave with the demure of a Suwanee debutante? Was she nervous because she was by herself? Did she think I was LEO? (which would've been weird since she still did service), or was it just a bad day and I got the bum end of the stick? Thanks for reading, and thank you all for your write-ups. You brought this noob up to speed in a few short days worth of reading.