Massage Parlor Reports

[AlwaysHunting8]

Is the Angel at Missley the walwalker with amazing abs?

Yes, the Angel currently at Missly is the one you are thinking of with the handstand BBBJ wallwalking.

[Goofy Gooner]

Tried out Blue Dream on East Colonial, it was open till 11 so I gave it a shot. Parking is okay, the place itself has like 3 spots max, but some additional spots by the building.

Lady was on thr older side, 30-40 ish, pretty but obvious work done.

I did 45 min, massage was on the decent side then went ask to flip over she asked if I wanted anything extra. Paid 150 for a BJ (not sure of the going rate; first time), felt pretty good even with a condom on. She allow to go over time, had to finish by hand cause it was taking a while. Ended up finishing myself so we could get going; was able to suck on her tits (prettt firm). Overall 7/10 experience, would go again if I just happened to be in the area late night.

First AMP down, more to come.

[Azmodeus56]

What facility has the smallest therapist on staff. Short and very slims and also offers l1, l2 and l3 service.

[BigJohn619]

Headed back to Mecca this Saturday. Took a job specifically there cause of your talent. LOL. Be down once a month for hopefully forever. Been all over, you guys are blessed. So my usual is Tokyo / Orchid, M&why and VIP. Did my duty and read before asking. I know what to expect. Grace is an ATF. Tall talent and Amber? At VIP. Is the Angel at Missley the walwalker with amazing abs? And I can't remember her name, but there was a girl working at Tokyo who had been there foe like the last 2-3 I visited. All the other girls would get the attention, but man her skills were great. Can't remember her name though. Pry 30, thicker, dark hair, 5'6. Definitely not Abby. This one was at the same place a while. Thanks fellas.

[OggieAugust]

TL; DR--noob says "meh" at 5-star.

Hello, first review / post, but I've been reading a while. I have almost as many questions as I do facts for the report, so bear with me while I try to format and word this correctly. Also, I'm WAY out of practice. Just got out of 25 yr monogamy, so "rusty" is the word, but I've been reading you guys and have the proper attitude, vocabulary and (I thought) expectations. My only deviation from advice here is that I was pretty fairly passive and undemanding, and quite gentle all the way through.

I had a dream last week with Lulu (6. 8/10) at 5-star near Colonial. First, I recommend looking at streetview on g maps because it's very easy to blow past it. As others have said, look for the Brazilian market.

Called the afternoon before to get a morning appt and was told Lulu and Koko would be there. Arrived on time, and Lulu was the only one there. She is what I'd consider a normal Chinese build, 5'2", thin, but not unwomanly. Breasts were B, maybe? I'm not good w / tits. Cute-ish round face. I had an "OK" time, not a great time, so I'll pepper throughout and end with reasons maybe why, and you guys can chime in if anything stands out as a faux pa on my part. For the standard Orlando pokemon cards I got 1 hr CFS.

She seemed nervous (as was I) and asked if I'd been there before and I told her yes, but a while ago (lie). I think it may have been because she was there by herself. Anyway, she said to lie face down, with no other instructions. I stripped completely. The massage then began face down. Light massage roaming to the butt. I tell her the rubbing is nice, but that's as much attention as I want there, and I ask about a TS, and she's like, "uh ok" so we do that. The "action" here foreshadows the rest of the dream. Everything was very formulaic, grind top left, top right, bottom left, bottom right, repeat 2 x. She did a nice soapy grind (my fav part) but never so much as looked at me. There were also these comically fake, almost pre-recorded moans at specifically timed intervals. Dried off and went back to table, face-up. Did some legs, buttocks, then got to the point w / L1 and L2. She was working her hands with the speed of a kung-fu master. It wasn't working for me. She went more to the L2 and I had to tell her AT LEAST TWICE that the teeth were way too much (WTF, I'm not that big and I'm still half-mast? She quickly jumped up, produced a cover and said something about "boom boom. " I almost turned it down because I have NEVER in my life responded well with covers. Waste of time for me, but this was all new, and I was ready to rock. So I got covered and she did a bit of ACG and RCG. No sensation because cover, so I asked about 69, and she assumed the position w / o cover. Our height difference was such that DATY was several inches down my chest. After I let her have a moment w / Thor, I gently grabbed her hips and pulled her up to my face. She said, "no" and something about touching her butt, so I just laid there a minute hoping that my first time was just a bummer (oh well, it happens, as I've learned here), despite all the positive reviews about the place. She eventually stands and is again speedrunning an orgasm mostly w / L1. I reach out to stroke her chest and shoulder, and she says, "no" again--something about touching her hair (Eventually, I kinda sorta finished and was expertly wiped down. She laid me back down and gave a lackluster, not massage, but. A rub? At that point, I thanked her and got up to dress.

EPILOGUE: Koko.

LOL. Right before I woke up, and in a complete detonation of that low-energy atmosphere, Koko runs in like a small wrecking ball. The last time I saw someone that. . . Happy, bouncy, and talkative was after my drummer and bass player came back from the bathroom right before second set. Mind you, this is 10:35 AM. She spent the next 10 minutes somewhat blocking the curtain's exit, pantomiming fellatio and female masturbation, talking a mile a minute begging for a hhr of my time. I'm thinking, "maybe later," but I'm a people pleaser, so I keep telling her I have to go, and she keeps blocking me and cracking us both up with her antics. I was finally able to get through and walk away into the light of morning. I'm certainly trying it again, but thinking maybe I need to spend more to have the dream I want, not a just an awkward sprint to the finish line.

FIN.

SO, gents, where was the problem? Was it her or me? To my credit, I was fresh as a daisy (had biz later that day), new haircut, groomed all over, wearing new clothes that fit. To my debit, I'm 6'4", 300 lbs. I do work out, but my genetics just laugh and stamps, "linebacker" on every cell produced. Tool is avg, never a complaint, but I am middle-aged so it doesn't spring to attention with a light breeze. So why did she behave with the demure of a Suwanee debutante? Was she nervous because she was by herself? Did she think I was LEO? (which would've been weird since she still did service), or was it just a bad day and I got the bum end of the stick? Thanks for reading, and thank you all for your write-ups. You brought this noob up to speed in a few short days worth of reading.

[Voyavoya]

Is Serenity Spa at 6 xxx Orlando open?

It was last week. They don't show up on map searches for some reason but they are open. Tina and a newer short girl are working. Abby is out for the month.

[Dork01]

Stopped by around 4 this afternoon and was the only monger there. Was greated by a pretty lady and I asked to see who else was working and out came Grace. Grace looks 25 but tells me she is 30 but really looks much younger. She has a pretty face and a nice personality and beautiful D breasts with large nipples that feel real. I don't see any scars. A larger than usual backside but not fat by any means. Excellent head game that could've led me to the promised land alone but was able to finish in the hat on the table in mish. Good time overall. It's rare that that location is so quiet so it might be a good alternative if other sites are more crowded. VIP yesterday had steady traffic through the door.

[SuperCharger65]

I had a dream really similar to a recent post about Miya.

She is the taller of the three, with a nice curvy-ish body, and some serious DSLs.

I walked in and handed the standard donation for the hour. The shower was busy so she started with a preview BBBJ that turned into "fuck it, lets get the pillow out". Her oral skills are like 9/10 - very, very good.

She suited me up and started by riding CG then reverse CG. We switched to doggy then mish. She wrapped her legs around my waist and pulled me into her which finished me off quick.

After that she also gave me a great massage, back AND front, which I thought was nice. Most of the time "front" means just JR but she did my quads and arms and everything.

When it was all over she sent the other two girls in to say hello and preview the goods to entice me to come back.

It definitely worked but here's the thing: When I went back for seconds a few days later, Uncle LEO had three trucks posted up in the parking lot. Now there wasn't anyone in the trucks so maybe this was just to mess with mongers since VIP seems to be the hot topic right now, but I didn't want to risk it so drove away.

Stay safe, and Good Hunting!

S. C.

[SlimShady96]

The only way you can find out these ladies real age is to peak at their passport, which I did once and found out that 25 year old Airi was actually 30! But I get your drift, LOL.

When I'm settling in with Meiji girls and were chatting I just throw it out there, hey honey. How old are you? It's funny because they don't hesitate and fire right back with 27 even though their listing says 18. Yumi on the other hand would not budge and tell her age or even lie about it, she did say it's embarrassing, LOL, I could tell she was an old pro and she said she has been in the biz since she was 18, so I asked how many years and she just laughed so I slipped it in her tail pipe and let the good times roll.

[RJM2021]

I'm visiting from out of town. Saw Miya at VIP. She's tall, thin, beautiful, and very talented. Wish I could bring her back to AL with me! We do not have talent like this back home. I opted for 60 minutes. First 30 we got down to business and she is very skilled orally while providing an excellent prostate massage. Daty and dato tasted delicious and she can push her knees back to her ears for easy access. Switched to mish for a few minutes then blew in her mouth. The second 30 minutes was an excellent massage with perfect pressure. It was not mechanical (she knew what she was doing) and we had good conversation about her travels, food, where she's from in China, etc. Highly recommend seeing her!

I know I do not have many posts total. I do like variety. Anyone have recommendations for me to try out tomorrow night and / or Thursday night? I'm also open to outcall.

[MarkGew]

Was last there in 2024 at M&Y and Let's Relax. Will be there tomorrow on a last minute work trip, and as always will leave a proper review. What are the big spots these days for asians? Short notice and hoping to avoid reading 20 pages of history for good intel. Staying at a hotel a mile north of the airport. Just looking for names of spas that are current best bets in that area. Search function will do the rest.

Damn I miss Keiko at Milk and New Day Spa!

M&Y is now orchid, same building, same stable of girls, on West oak ridge. let's relax is long gone.

VIP has a nice lineup check out their ad on top of the page here and Missly, they both have their own sponsored thread here if you want to check out their lineups.

Helluva lotta people miss milk and keiko, lucky me got to see her on her last day open, had a session with Bella.

then the raid.....

[Mercury88]

Was last there in 2024 at M&Y and Let's Relax. Will be there tomorrow on a last minute work trip, and as always will leave a proper review. What are the big spots these days for asians? Short notice and hoping to avoid reading 20 pages of history for good intel. Staying at a hotel a mile north of the airport. Just looking for names of spas that are current best bets in that area. Search function will do the rest.

Damn I miss Keiko at Milk and New Day Spa!

[Blackdragon12]

Dreamed I went into blue ocean today, Mamma San was very welcoming. She escorted me to the room and I was met with a coke bottle Colombian beauty whose ass was huge she had blue contacts on that were obviously fake. She asked if it was my first time here and I went straight to bartering don't like wasting my time. We agreed on the initial pricing of two bills and we proceeded to get right to it after she had me place my clothes in what seems to be a drawer box. We started with a CBJ as she began talking dirty about what she loves to do. She wanted to go CG but the ass was too huge to miss out a second more so I turned her around and got to working. She seemed a little upset as she said she wanted to ride it but given the fact that doggy is one of my weaknesses this works out for her and I as I didn't want to waste a single minute of my 30. The ass was definitely a BBL but felt absolutely amazing as she threw it back and caused tidal waves with the tsunami of an ass she had the tits were of decent size I want to say a low B. I then gave her what she wanted and tried to see if the cover can be removed to which she politely denied. She continued to keep her excitement throughout the time we spent dancing and talking dirty, after the great release came she seemed generally curious and asked questions definitely seemed like a yapper but was a positive experience nonetheless, it is a plus if you can speak spanish but it's not necessary. She advised that she's there at all times and I forget her name but you'll notice her when you see her for sure. Definitely recommended for those trying to spend the least as there is no cover charge once you get in. Great dream.

[MarkGew]

The only way you can find out these ladies real age is to peak at their passport, which I did once and found out that 25 year old Airi was actually 30! But I get your drift, LOL.

Or....the unfortunate occurrence of a confidential informant visiting, or undercover cop visiting, and of course the raids....


They publish actual ages in the reports and I've been amazed at some of their ages over the decades.

[Sexture96]

Been reading about Vanessa for a bit and finally pulled the trigger. Possibly late 20's or early 30's. Great slender and petite build. Pretty face with a nice smile. Saw another girl as I was getting led to the back. She was apparently named Grace pretty face and nice slender spinner build too. Took me back. Vanessa had a nice personality. A little flirtatious. Did the usual rub down then flipped me and the teasing started. Followed by some LFK. Short HJ followed by BBBJ. Took the DT like a champ and had nice oral skills. Cleaned up after.