Massage Parlor Reports

**MNMade18** · Yesterday 22:14

Long time lurker, first time poster.

From west of the river, Burnsville with kings and sunshine used to be my go to but kings closed maybe? And sunshine legit, although its been awhile. For now, if I need to scratch an itch, Trudy does the job. The one non mama san isn't too bad for an AMP and let's me explore a decent bit which is nice. Any decent spots west by chance?

Cheers and good luck out there.

**BassPlaya1981** · Yesterday 13:38

Wanted to give Jewel a try.

Booked using the scheduling app called "Appointy".

Was required to create an account.

Only thing asked was email addy, phone number and city of my residence.

No responses to text or email.

**Roadkingman57** · 10-15-26 00:20

Stopped at Lan Sky Spa in Maple Lake last week. Great massage that relieved all my stress.

**DJamesX001** · 10-10-26 18:14

AMPHunter007 inbox full.

**ThorGoodMrshl** · 10-09-26 15:23

Looks like DJames' inbox is full.

Mine is not, and I have three intriguing places that I'd be happy to share in the west.

**DJamesX001** · 10-09-26 11:48

Hi guys, PM me if anyone wants to trade some gems details. I can return favor and you will love it. Thanks.

**DJamesX001** · 10-08-26 18:48

Anyone up for trade? I have some sweet contacts, dm me.

**Summit1** · 10-06-26 21:44

Was over in that neck of the woods and saw it was open. Looks like it is under new management, only one woman working there and not one from prior to the June closure. Her name was Lisa, I got an hour and lied down on top of the sheets and she immediately fully covered me. 100% legit with no hints of anything else. She said there are 3 other providers as well, but I doubt it will be much difference. I will likely try one more and move on. Anyone with leads? DM and we'll swap info.

**Grover95** · 10-06-26 14:03

Originally Posted by RdhdBen [View Original Post]

I was there a few times in February and March of this year. Both providers were kind of middle aged and not bad looking.

Anything interesting or noteworthy to report from those visits? You can PM if needed.

**RdhdBen** · 10-06-26 01:11

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

I'm guessing these visits were at least 3 years ago? No way they happened in recent history.

I was there a few times in February and March of this year. Both providers were kind of middle aged and not bad looking.

**LastsLonger** · 10-02-26 12:07

Originally Posted by Buzz2125 [View Original Post]

Larissa hasn't been there at Minnetonka / Loretto for a while. Does anyone know if she works at another place?

Private message would be okay.

TIA.

Buzz.

I haven's seen her, she is working tomorrow. SHoot me a PM about the details on why you choose her?

**Pga231** · 10-01-26 00:41

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Visited last week while I had a shot. Not going to sugar coat it, just plain not worth the drive.

Flat bodied 50 something working alone, mediocre massage, no teasing, and DIY finish. The only plus is that the building has that super sketchy feel that makes it feel like it should have been a guaranteed good time. Tucked away behind in a back lot behind other businesses, dark interior, no big exposed windows. What a let down.

Skip the hassle, just go visit Health in Hudson. You basically pass it on your way to River Falls where I had the displeasure of trekking to.

AMP scene continues to disappoint. When will LEO stop being such a huge prick and let the AMP scene recover man? So many casualties.

On another sour note, has anyone been able to visit Ban Sabai recently? I've called several times over the last month with no-one answering the call. If they closed, I'm done done with hobbying in this desert.

Check your DM my guy.

**Mnguy372** · 09-25-26 13:46

Originally Posted by RdhdBen [View Original Post]

Besttime in hudson is where I was going for a while if I wanted FS. If you have been to any of the WI spots then you know its similar in price to the agencies here which is $3. The several times I've been the therapist has been pretty young, with pretty amazing figures.

How long ago was this? If I remember right Besttime had a few reports years ago that either said there was a male bouncer type working the front desk or a male masseuse and all massages were no nonsense underwear stays on.

Hours and location do lean towards extras though.

Could use another spot outside of healing and health, last time I went to health I got one that popped a pimple and talked / joked the whole time in a baby type voice even during the L1, it was like she was being a "mommy" type or some shit. Super off putting for me and signals I need a break from that spot as the rotations there are usually at least 3-4 months at a time. Getting the ones like that just feel like a waste of $$.

Healing is usually good but Sophia wants $100 to bust the gals out for L1 and an almost $200 bill just feels a little heavy.

**Summit1** · 09-24-26 14:12

Saw another one last night, missed her name. I always start face down with no sheet to get and idea of what is coming, she covered me pretty fast. On my back she just had my groin covered, everything else was exposed but no brushing in the slightest. I think it is safe to say Harmony Wayzata is straight legit. Anyone else having a different experience? At this point I know Ham Lake and Shoreview have L1 but beyond that it seems like a desert. Also Elm's phone number is back up and ringing though no one answers it, so I am not sure if they are looking to re-open or not.

**BurtForPres** · 09-22-26 11:46

Originally Posted by RdhdBen [View Original Post]

Besttime in hudson is where I was going for a while if I wanted FS. If you have been to any of the WI spots then you know its similar in price to the agencies here which is $3. The several times I've been the therapist has been pretty young, with pretty amazing figures.

I'm guessing these visits were at least 3 years ago? No way they happened in recent history.