Massage Parlor Reports

[Admin2]

Personally I'd like to see accountability rather than things be pushed under the rug.

Along with that though as you mentioned, they paid for it and they can manage how they want. Just personally puts a bad taste in my mouth and overall bad looks.

Ultimately though, we're the customers and we more-or-less dictate whether the business is successful or not.

It's not hard, do you see all the positive and negative reviews in this thread? Have any of them been removed, or censored? Why is it so difficult for some of you to understand that we are only reminding you to shit on the toilet not in the bedroom? Sponsored threads are just that, a thread that a forum sponsor can use to promote their business, it's like an ad, not a review thread.

Yes, if you shit on their floor I throw the shit in the garbage? Why would I leave a big pile of steaming shit laying on the floor in a bedroom in my house?

None of the sponsors can post in any other thread but their thread. If you give them a bad review here they can't respond, if they do I delete it. Why because this isn't their thread, it's your thread. You didn't like it when they were flooding the forum with fake reviews. You guys hated those. So we solved the problem. They have their thread, you have yours. If you want to post something in their thread and you're not being a dick most places are ok with that but some of them don't want guys to post anything at all in their threads and that's ok because, and you all should be seeing a theme here. It's their thread to do with it what they want. To be crystal clear I also told Johnny and the Banana guy if they don't stop taking shits in sponsor threads I'll ban them.

If you have any questions PM me at Admin2, if anybody wants to continue being a dick about this take it here https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...hit-in-Seattle not here because this is a Review thread not a complain about the metro ads thread.

To the OP you weren't being a dick, I used your post for a teaching moment. However I hope this explanation helps with the bad taste in your mouth. If not go eat some pussy, that will help.

A2

[StuntDriver]

I had a good session with Yogurt today. I had to come back today to see Yogurt. I like her attitude, she is cute and fun. Maybe 5'2", long black hair down to her butt. HWP body. She speaks some English. BBBJ and CFS for $$/60 minutes. I can recommend.

I'm going to keep it real. Yogurt is adorable but "HWP"' is generous. She's a little chubby. But she's young and can pull it off.

[Manager9]

Vivi sent me a text today and it looks like she'll be back soon (next month). For those who are veterans, she needs no introduction, but those who have no idea who she is are in for one hell of a ride.

One of my OG ATFs. That woman is all natural and absolutely wild in bed.

[Manager9]

Has anyone been to any parlors other than JM, C6, PA, BJ, or Evergreen lately? Those reviews are helpful, and those spots are great. Just got back to town recently and am curious about what else is good around here. King? Maple Village? I will report what I find and I appreciate why'all!

There are a few but women there can be hit or miss (mostly miss) whereas the ones you mention are mostly hit.

[Manager9]

Do you know if it's the same Aki that was at Brisa last year? I recently saw Kiki at Cloud 6, expecting the Kiki who was at Brisa around the same time just to be disappointed it was a different girl. Would see Aki again if it's the same girl. Want to say it was around August time last year.

Same girl. I mentioned it a few days ago. Same as best and same as brisa. Half japanese hottie. She does BB for extra benji

[BigHusky]

I saw Aki Friday. Great service.

Hot, Late 20 ies.

Good Masseuse. She maybe sick.

Bonus I saw Kayla pass by. Pretty, Normal build, Plenty in front and back.

Do you know if it's the same Aki that was at Brisa last year? I recently saw Kiki at Cloud 6, expecting the Kiki who was at Brisa around the same time just to be disappointed it was a different girl. Would see Aki again if it's the same girl. Want to say it was around August time last year.

[Sizzler666]

Has anyone been to any parlors other than JM, C6, PA, BJ, or Evergreen lately? Those reviews are helpful, and those spots are great. Just got back to town recently and am curious about what else is good around here. King? Maple Village? I will report what I find and I appreciate why'all!

[Darrenquinton]

Happy to hear she's back, also confirmed with her that it is her. She's a treat for sure.

I saw Aki Friday. Great service.

Hot, Late 20 ies.

Good Masseuse. She maybe sick.

Bonus I saw Kayla pass by. Pretty, Normal build, Plenty in front and back.

[ILuvArbys]

I had a good session with Yogurt today. I had to come back today to see Yogurt. I like her attitude, she is cute and fun. Maybe 5'2", long black hair down to her butt. HWP body. She speaks some English. BBBJ and CFS for $$/60 minutes. I can recommend.

[Luckypenguin7]

Hello friends. Long time lurker and finally writing my first post now that my accounts email is approved thanks to the tuta mail advise.

I love asian women. Traveled to asia and back a good bit. Just as the game we play goes reviews vary. Here's my experience.

Got a nice Pic from brisa to get excited on the cast this week.

I thought I would let the luck of the draw take place and drew Gina. Not the same girl in the photo. Definitely a cute girl but not the girl in the picture.

Gina in person is a lean gal with a runners / pilates type body with nice large mm's. Her face to me resembles the actress from Michelle Yeoh but in her 20's.

While getting acquainted mandy popped in and she had her hair in that short Bob cut. Very cute. Similar to the Pic sent but not as thin as the girl pictured. Lean / average build with this almost this motherly type hot to her. Ellena popped in later and she was a smoke show, not like the photo but definitely hot. She had your friends hot sister vibe. Looks are linear of more curvy latina / thai vibes. Definitely coming back for her.

As for the sesh it was very GFE. Lots of lfk. Then moved to daty which panted nice noises to fill the room. Had her get on her knees and she showed some crazy head game. I was letting loose and had to start getting physical if this sesh was going to last haha. Mish, on the side, reverse cowgirl. The cowgirl was too good haha. Popped and had some time left for some light back rubs. These girls are up beat and they know how to make you feel welcomed. It was a great experience.

[Luckypenguin7]

Hello friends. Long time lurker and finally got approved for my account here thanks to the tuta mail advise.

I am a guy that has travelled to asia and back a few times. So you could say I like my Asians. My review is of full transparency.

What a lovely cast of girl over at Brisa. Everyone is so joyful and they really know how to make you feel welcomed. Just coming from travels from Thailand theres always a slight difference in cast pictures vs in reality in this game we all play. On arrival I let the luck of the draw take place and I got Gina. She's a thin cute spinner type with large mm's in the D range wearing a yellow type tube top. Nothing like the pictures I acquired before coming. In the Pic its this fairy white looking girl with the features typical fairy like Chinese girls. The v shape doll face and they portrayed her to be slightly curvy in the Pic. She is pretty in person but more of this runners type body with a huge rack LOL. She resembles Michelle yeoh (martial artist / actress) but in her youth but less mature of a face and more on the cute girly side but very similar in my opinion. While getting to the action Mandy stops him the room to sway me into a 3 some. But I only brought enough for a happy 30 minutes essentially skipping house fee for the usual rate. Mandy is very similar to the pic sent but not as thin as the Pic but not fat by any means. Just not rail thin like the photos (we all know the Chinese have really different beauty standards). Which I prefered honestly. Ellena like in her pic was the smoke show out of the three. Def not the girl in the Pic but definitely fucking hot. She has a slight vietnamese / thai look to her. Very curvy on the Latin body type for a Chinese girl. She has like your buddies hot sister vibe. I will be back for her for sure. She had a very av actress jade kush. Smaller lips but definitely in that sexy type gal. Didn't get to check out Erica as she was busy. But over all the girls hold it down and show us a great time. Whoever curates these photos needs a new job LOL.

As for the session we started slow and sensual with some lfk. Then moved to daty. Then Gina showed me what a pro she is at DT. Man that was fun. Hit it from the side then mish, then reverse cowgirl where she rocked me into completion. Should've stuck with another position LOL. Would have lasted longer. Very GFE the whole time which I love. Then finished with a light back rub and got her to yse them elbows as I do love a deeper penetration for massages. All in all I will be back for the rest of the crew. Fun times mates.

[Willemdefriend]

I made an appointment to see Emma, and arrived a few minutes early. Lots of foot traffic around lunch time, with all the restaurants across the way. Anyway, I was greeted at the door by Wendy, who was short and cute, and she led me to the room to wait a few minutes for Emma. Emma came in the room wearing a cute grey dress, and jumped on me when she saw me. Love this kind of welcome. After some DFK, she pulls down her dress to show me the new boobs and how proud of them she is. They do look and feel quite real. Big Cs, maybe even a small D. We skip the massage completely and are just kissing when she has an idea to bring in a 3rd, telling Mishell to come in and introduce herself. The Latina woman lives up to the stereotype, with a huge derrier, with equally large boobs, and begins giving me a BBBJ while Emma leans over me making out and putting her boobs in my face. I agreed to the addition and we were off to the races. It was a blur of tonguing everywhere on every part of my body, and me kissing them everywhere and sticking fingers and tongue in holes. I'm sorry, but the details were blurry. It was very brazzers-esque, and they also were very interactive with each other, DFK between them and boob sucking. No girl on girl DATY, but that's fine. Mishell popped on a cover and got on for some CG while Emma rode my face. Next was K9, with Emma standing above her and letting me DATY and get some digits in. Last was standing mish, with my hands on both girls breasts. Mishell from here decided that her time was completed and I finished the session with Emma. We did CG, her RCG (don't skip this, she's really skilled), K9, standing mish, standing K9, then I had her BBBJTCIM.

Both girls took direction and pounding wonderfully, and they were both vocal, even if it was part of the performance. I rarely enjoy duos but this was a pretty pleasant surprise. I also let Nana on the way out with her boobs hanging out and I do need to see her before she leaves as well but I feel like I might be out of juice for the rest of the month.

[Manager9]

Saw lynn today. The reviews are accurate. The is pretty, tiny and fun to be with. BBBJ with CIM at the end was the best. What surprised me about her the most is that she likes DATY to be a little aggressive than most women would prefer. She is very interactive in DATY and does not fake it like many other women. I didn't expect that looking at how shy and tiny she was LOL. Overall she is great.

[ILuvArbys]

I had a solid session with Paige. I laid on my back and she climbed on top, she did some LFK, then basically made love to my ears with her tongue. Some nipple sucking. Then straight to BBBJ, 69, then more BBBJ. CFS was about average. I can recommend.

Maybe 5'4", nice body, MM C's? Small or medium butt. I don't remember any tattoos. Shaved. I think under 30 years old. $$ for 60 minutes.

I like Yogurts looks, so I plan to see her tomorrow. She does speak some English. She is a bit smaller, Bs, HWP. Cute face. Long black hair.

[IstlFun]

I love it when they do that.

Agree, when I got there I thought they were closed as well but they took my appt, range the door sexy Kelly answered.

The good: she has amazing BBBJ, knows how to use her tongue to spicy things up, flicker the lower head and wiggle it in tuma. Gosh she can go on and on just sucking blowing jr, worshiped it like a king. Maybe the next session will just order her BBBJ for an hour. Her services are well known on this forum she's good and hot.

The bad: parking was bad, had to wait a little on the sofa. A short door bell interruption, guessed she went turned the sign on. Bummer she denied finger access in her bun during k9, last time she was cool with it, her ass was trying to sucked in the entire finger, super tight.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!