Massage Parlor Reports

[Ciaphas26]

Last month I had some scheduling issues during my first two visits to Evergreen, so I decided to take a break until October. Went back twice this month, and things seem to be running a lot smoother now compared to the chaos when they first opened. Both visits, one with an appointment and one as a walk-in, went smoothly and I walked away with a smile on my face.

Didi.

Went with an appointment and showed up on time. Didi was already waiting and greeted me at the door.

She's got gorgeous eyes and a seriously sexy look, especially with that eyeliner. Three tattoos on her upper back and a sexy lower-back tattoo. Natural D cups and an absolutely perfect peach-shaped ass. Easy A for looks alone.

Pretty chill and accommodating throughout the session. She was responsive, easygoing, and had no problem with me using my own condoms. Good chemistry overall, and everything went smoothly.

Overall, stunning eyes, amazing body, and a solid experience.

(note: Didi used to work at Evergreen, but it looks like she's at Perfect Aroma now.).

Dora.

Went as a walk-in this time. Sindy greeted me at the door and warmly led me to a spacious room with a couch. We chatted for a bit while she sat on my lap until Dora came in.

Dora wasted no time and kicked things off with some deep kissing right on the couch before we even exchanged a word. Very passionate, and nothing felt rushed at all. Full menu, very thorough, and she clearly knows how to please. Her tongue game was especially impressive. DFK and BBBJ were definitely the highlights.

Sex was great too. Nice tight fit, and I could go balls deep. Tried CG, seated, and mish, eventually finishing in mish.

We hung out and chatted on the bed for a while afterward. She's pretty chill, down-to-earth, and easy to talk to.

Overall, she's attentive, puts in real effort, and makes the whole experience enjoyable.

[Auditor33]

. Is there any parlor you guys rank as consistently the best?

Sorry, I didn't actually answer your question. It depends on where you'll be and where you can go. There are serviceable places in the city. King is one. Georgetown has JM. I'm sure there's others. If you are north, south, or east of the city. I think the mongers that hit those places like Tokyo, QQ. And the sponsored forums tend to be better regarded (or you hear otherwise on the forum). If you have travel options, grab a rubmaps sub and check out the latest reviews for the girls from those four or five places in addition to here (though with a bit of salt. More prone to bot reviews).

GL and report back!

[Auditor33]

Hi there, MMS. I'm a fairly new hobbyist. Maybe 2 years in. First, I wanted to thank you for helping ease me into the hobby with patience and persistence and a smile.

Second, I had something I wanted to bounce off you, MMS, because I know you value feedback and want to provide the best possible situation for both your contractors and your customers.

So, I've noticed a divide between what I call the LA / NY contractors and our own Seattle / China contractors. Maybe that's not true or accurate or fair to LA or NY or maybe Seattle. But, it IS safe to say there are (at least) two types of contractors: There are the kind that vapes, texts, watches the CCTV monitor, or worst of all, gives you the one-handed absent-minded back massage ("my thumb is rubbing his scapula, so that counts as massage") while deciding something on Instagram is more interesting (not saying she's wrong, just saying that's not the job!

AND there are the kind that do not.

Guess into which camp every AMP GOAT falls?

If you agree, then MMS for our sakes, the sakes of our contractors, and the sake of the state of the hobby here in Seattle, please imprint on every new contractor that the standard of care may be higher here in Seattle than LA or NY. We're less transactional here. I expect more authenticity, even if it is fake. Actually, I demand fake authenticity. (Though I can't pay LA rates.).

But anyway, I'm not paying for services -- I mean of course I'm paying for services, that's dumb -- but I'm actually paying to feel like the Most-Important-Thing (R) for an hour. I can still feel like the Most Important Thing (R) if you tell me you don't offer certain services, no problem. I can still feel like the Most Important Thing (R) if something you can't control about your job interrupts us, no problem. I can't feel like the Most Important Thing if you are watching the CCTV like a Bilibili micro-drama or texting your boyfriend female Malfoy memes (again, just to be clear, responding to other customers when needed is great. And if you need to message your kid, please do, just maybe leave the room or do it when you grab linens! But generally, when you go to smaller markets, be friendlier.

And I'll add I love it when one contractor teaches another contractor a local method or approach -- I mean, I AM paying for services.

But MMS, these 'Angelinos and 'Yorkers might be unaware, might not expect that. And maybe our local contractors aren't that willing to offer friendly advice. So please pass it on. You're doing them a favor by ensuring better reviews and doing yourself a favor by upholding your reputation as having a great eye for talent. And of course doing us hobbyists a favor, as well.

All the best and looking forward to seeing you.

[DeronDuo]

Hey folks new monger here wish to try AMP at some point but sorry to be the party killer, I am really curious how you all protect yourselves from STI in this hobby? I know cover is a great thing but it doesn't block all the crazy shit like herpes and syphilis. This has been bugging me and I wonder how you deal with the risk, appreciate the thoughts.

[Auditor33]

...But I'm starting to wonder if I'm better off with a K org. Is there any parlor you guys rank as consistently the best? Happy to share intel for Chinese apts in Chicago for any of you visiting, but would appreciate any tips since I'm only in for two days.

There's a good discussion group on Kangels here on the forum: https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...ls-Discussion. Also a good one on C-orgs.

When I first started the hobby about 2 years ago, I used Kangels and Seattle MuMu. I was screened out of the other C-orgs, I recall. Both were great. Good discrete apartment set-up with parking. Girls sometimes even looked like their photos! But it wound up not being enough off a plus+ to justify the price. Sure there was a 90% chance the girl was going to be an 8. 5+ rather than the 90% chance of being a solid 7 that we're used to at the AMPs, but then again. If you go in informed like you are, you're increasing your odds. But the math was what worked for me - 4 $$ visits with AMP GOATs or 2 $$ with a K / C-Girl model.

[Manager9]

Saw her before at JM and decided to do a repeat while she's up at Q / jiujiu.

Before starting anything she lets me know that she was watching porn right before I arrived, pulled it up on her phone to show me. Massage was low effort, more of an excuse to grab at my cock and balls before she did the hot-water-in-the-mouth "massage" on my body. I think she did this last time and it's def not a common thing from my experience, but it wasn't particularly exciting for me.

On the flip she was excited to get started. While making out she grabbed my dick and guided it toward her pussy to rub the outside; she escalated this as I put her nipples in my mouth and I had to stick my butt out a bit to maintain control and not let her slide my cock inside. In that game of chicken she won as I asked for a cover. She told me to go slow before we started, def with the vibe of wanting to enjoy the session and not because I was going to hurt her with my very average cock. Mish, DATY, more mish all while she was watching porn on her phone before she said she wanted to go on top so she could blow her own load. She was on top for not too long, then asked me to take her doggy where I popped. Afterward she said she got off and was snoring lightly while we lay on the table for a little bit, but TBH it didn't seem like she got her's during the session but who am I to really say? Groggily she asked if I wanted to go for round 2, but unfortunately I prob would not be able to go again for several hours so I just asked for a clean up.

As with my first visit this lady at a minimum plays the part of a nympho and seems quite enthusiastic. Different from last visit I had to actively get cover this time. Both times she offered round 2, but as I never actually took her up on it I don't know if there's an upcharge. She is a really naughty girl. Keep in mind she does smoke cigs, so avoid if you don't like that ashy flavor because she's a kisser.

This might convince me to see her but if Kelly is in the other room then I don't want to fuck someone else. She is just THAT good! Mans got to make a hard choice.

[AcgFun69]

Made an last hour appointment to see Kelly last night before store close at 11.30 PM.

She is 5'3 ish maybe around 105 lbs. I'd say middle twenties.

Face:9/10 She's really cute with very attractive smile and eyes.

Body: 10/10 slender with perfect D cup and nice bubble ass with strong legs, good to grab and spank from behind.

Service: 10/10 Kelly was enthusiastic, friendly and bubbly and enjoy from start to finish + Kegels massage.

Massage is great and satisfied and then tuma so incredible for real and the flip, start with BBBJ slow and deliberate, feel so great and then perfect twins massage start slide all over on me through Russia too, dfk,69, daty. All GFE thing is amazing. Main event some CG, ACG and RCG until she louder big O. And then K9, lazy K9, standing K9, missionary and standing missionary, after almost 45 minutes workout Kelly start doing kegel massage her grip just getting tighter, kegel again and said let's finish together and give more kegels until we blow up with dfk.

After the main event, we just laid down in table and chit chat few minutes and when the time up Kelly clean me up and then kiss goodnight at the door.

Excellent service, Kelly is a mix of GFE / PSE.

I'll see her many more times before she left going to Phoenix Arizona at Oct. 31.

Thank you Kelly.

[Manager9]

Thanks for sharing this. I'm making my way to Seattle for the first time in 10 years and I was deadset on seeing Kyla because of all the great reviews, but the last thing I want is a bait and switch. I'd prefer one of the c-parlors over a K org because I care more about cat bath than BBFS and the price at these spots seems right. But I'm starting to wonder if I'm better off with a K org. Is there any parlor you guys rank as consistently the best? Happy to share intel for Chinese apts in Chicago for any of you visiting, but would appreciate any tips since I'm only in for two days.

Kayla is one of the best girls in the business. I can't comment on bait and switch because it hasn't happened with me but she is top tier and I have never had a bad time with her. If your expectations include BBFS then it is off the table for (100% sure) Kayla and most girls at these shops. If you want BBFS then you should lookup kangels thread or visit one of the old ladies in north Seattle. It will cost you 300 or more.

[Goodtimechicago]

Thanks for sharing this. I'm making my way to Seattle for the first time in 10 years and I was deadset on seeing Kyla because of all the great reviews, but the last thing I want is a bait and switch. I'd prefer one of the c-parlors over a K org because I care more about cat bath than BBFS and the price at these spots seems right. But I'm starting to wonder if I'm better off with a K org. Is there any parlor you guys rank as consistently the best? Happy to share intel for Chinese apts in Chicago for any of you visiting, but would appreciate any tips since I'm only in for two days.

Woke up this morning feeling little adventurous and thought I would come and check out the new place by the B Library everyone talked about. I texted the MMS to schedule for Kyla and confirmed it with Kyla 2 x. Yes and booked it for you.

I've seen Kyla before at Brisa so no surprise her work would been amazing.

Got to the place, greeted by someone else and took me to the room, asked if I had appointment with Kyla and showed me the lengthy texts with my number on it. She insisted to give the most useless massage with clothes fully on and then Kyla came in said Hi and took off. I WTF? Shoulda freaking left. Stupid me. Then it was a rush session, feeling hella clapped out. She told me done in 40 minutes. Then Kyla came in and had a gut to ask me to write them a good review.
Kyla knew it, the other girl knew it and the MMS knew that they really eff me up and still continued to go through it.

This is just an awful classic bait and switch, just like the renton Good used to pull. Maybe it's the same MMS running it?

Anyway if you really want to waste your time making appointment, fighting traffic, giving them your money and get switcharoo, be my guest.

I would stick with JM or C6 who knows to value your time and schedule.

Thanks for reading. My rant is over.

[JonnyWongCong]

She is MMS of both of these. Can't go wrong with either but YMMV.

Now that I know the same person run both these places, Damm sure I won't waste my time and money on none of these. Thanks for the information and heads up sir. Did she happen to be the same one ran Renton Good?

[Manager9]

Yes check out evergreen forum on Seattle page.

She also opened another one. Aroma spa has its own sponsored page as well.

She is MMS of both of these. Can't go wrong with either but YMMV.

[Manager9]

Asked MMS for recommendation and she told me to see Dora. Scheduled an appointment and arrived on time. I was surprised to see the shop almost empty. She began the session with a light massage. Kinda ok but I wasn't looking for a massage TBH. She did the body slide that Alex does with TUMA to wrap it up. Some DATY and I got a reaaaaallly good BBBJ. We drive to pound town and I come after like 5 minutes because the BBBJ was soo good. Overall I'd recommend but later I saw Lynn and she is GORGEOUS!!

I guess Lynn is up next for me because a trip to pound town with her would be incredible. If she is as good as some of my ATFs in her enthusiasm then she might be introduced to my ATFs along with Kayla, Ella, Kelly, Rita and others!

Shop was totally empty by the end so they all came in and ganged up on me while I was lying naked with post nut clarity. it was overwhelming lol.

[JonnyWongCong]

Woke up this morning feeling little adventurous and thought I would come and check out the new place by the B Library everyone talked about. I texted the MMS to schedule for Kyla and confirmed it with Kyla 2 x. Yes and booked it for you.

I've seen Kyla before at Brisa so no surprise her work would been amazing.

Got to the place, greeted by someone else and took me to the room, asked if I had appointment with Kyla and showed me the lengthy texts with my number on it. She insisted to give the most useless massage with clothes fully on and then Kyla came in said Hi and took off. I WTF? Shoulda freaking left. Stupid me. Then it was a rush session, feeling hella clapped out. She told me done in 40 minutes. Then Kyla came in and had a gut to ask me to write them a good review.
Kyla knew it, the other girl knew it and the MMS knew that they really eff me up and still continued to go through it.

This is just an awful classic bait and switch, just like the renton Good used to pull. Maybe it's the same MMS running it?

Anyway if you really want to waste your time making appointment, fighting traffic, giving them your money and get switcharoo, be my guest.

I would stick with JM or C6 who knows to value your time and schedule.

Thanks for reading. My rant is over.

[FlyingGolfball]

I wish Angela was still around. Also Alyssa was a great manager. If Alyssa still manages any shops around Seattle please point me to her shop. PM me.

Yes check out evergreen forum on Seattle page.

She also opened another one. Aroma spa has its own sponsored page as well.

[AlpacaHiker]

Do any of you guys have information on any girls that offer Greek?