Massage Parlor Reports

**JohnnyCash21** · 10-08-26 13:15

Short and simple. New Argentinian girl that is only going to be in town for a couple days. I asked for a quick session because I was on my way to another place and time to kill.

Started with a mild massage and asked me to flip 2 minutes after. She's about 5' 7" with a decent build and nice tts. The ass is kinda good just because she's Latina but nothing amazing. The session was honestly pretty boring. She did CBJ until I got nice and hard and then got on top. She did like doing eye contact but it was a bit weird because she kept a straight face lmao. We switched to missionary and I played with her clit while going at it and she liked that. A bit of moans but nothing too intense. I feel like she was out of it still because I was probably one of the first people she saw that day. We finished, she cleaned me up and said to come back. The whole thing was 170 doll-hairs. Would not repeat but it's the first Argentinian girl for me so one more country to the list. Wish I would have done doggy. She did have a nice figure so even with a small ass the curves would have looked great. It's at least worth trying but I prefer my dirty Asians that rim (I'm a dirty dog).

**GeneralObvious** · 10-08-26 11:59

Originally Posted by NewCleve [View Original Post]

Why is Kelly commenting on a competitor? Or are you saying Kelly is saying that SXL won't get renewed.

Kelly at West River, not SXL.

**NewCleve** · 10-08-26 11:34

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

Per Kelly, West River's license won't be renewed by the city. She will likely stop working, and just stay with her sugar daddy.

Why is Kelly commenting on a competitor? Or are you saying Kelly is saying that SXL won't get renewed.

**Nowhere500** · 10-08-26 07:44

Originally Posted by Tmottbg2234 [View Original Post]

I haven't seen much on here recenlty, ladies look too good to be true, any recs for who I should request / if it works?

Ladies at Earth Spa are always too good to be true. Pics are always fake and worthless.

**Tmottbg2234** · 10-07-26 18:52

I haven't seen much on here recenlty, ladies look too good to be true, any recs for who I should request / if it works?

**GeneralObvious** · 10-07-26 17:49

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

West River has been high priced like that forever. Honestly Emily is worth it kind of. She's one of one.

Per Kelly, West River's license won't be renewed by the city. She will likely stop working, and just stay with her sugar daddy.

**SantaaClaus** · 10-07-26 15:09

Originally Posted by TheBanger [View Original Post]

I don't get it. I've never paid that much in Chicago. Even if these prices are including the house fee it's too high.

$150 for a handjob? 200 for a BJ? And 250 for full service? There must be guys paying it though. I'd say if that's the case at certain places guys have ruined it for themselves by overpaying. I still think that they're boosting guys and will take much less. Bad time to negotiate when your dick is hard.

I reach a point when they ask too much, I just tell them finish the massage. They almost always wake up and become more reasonable.

Yeap one of them there was boosting me for sure. She was trying to be my "GF". I'm not going to say her name because it's probably all of them. They know how to play guys hard, never have I had a spa girl come onto me that hard.

**Lamer12** · 10-07-26 11:58

Has anyone tried this one before?

https://www.velvetmens.com/

**Nowhere500** · 10-07-26 08:47

Originally Posted by TheBanger [View Original Post]

I don't get it. I've never paid that much in Chicago. Even if these prices are including the house fee it's too high.

$150 for a handjob? 200 for a BJ? And 250 for full service? There must be guys paying it though. I'd say if that's the case at certain places guys have ruined it for themselves by overpaying. I still think that they're boosting guys and will take much less. Bad time to negotiate when your dick is hard.

I reach a point when they ask too much, I just tell them finish the massage. They almost always wake up and become more reasonable.

West River has been high priced like that forever. Honestly Emily is worth it kind of. She's one of one.

**The Banger** · 10-07-26 07:46

Originally Posted by JoeJ89DirtW86 [View Original Post]

So another double dream today on my last day in town.

First I dreamt I went to West River Spa.

I had called and THOUGHT that I made an appointment with Emily. When I arrived, Bella answered the door and said Emily just started an appointment and see would be busy for an hour. I almost just turned around and left, but I just decided to see Bella for the session.

Bella is in her 40's I would guess. She's short, probably 5'0". Small A cup but does have a nice round booty. She asked what I wanted and see want $ . 5 for nude L1. I just can't even believe these prices. At this point, I just gave in because I was horny and she had small hands. She did a great job and took her time. I wouldn't repeat but it was a fine experience.

As I was getting dressed, she started telling me what all the normal prices are. $ . 5 for L1. $$ for L2. $$ . 5 for L3. I told her that all those prices are just too high. In Los Angeles (where cost of living is higher than here), you pay $ . 6 for L3. She didn't believe me. I feel like some of these Chicago girls need to travel around a bit and get pulled back down to reality.

I don't get it. I've never paid that much in Chicago. Even if these prices are including the house fee it's too high.

$150 for a handjob? 200 for a BJ? And 250 for full service? There must be guys paying it though. I'd say if that's the case at certain places guys have ruined it for themselves by overpaying. I still think that they're boosting guys and will take much less. Bad time to negotiate when your dick is hard.

I reach a point when they ask too much, I just tell them finish the massage. They almost always wake up and become more reasonable.

**Mister Blue** · 10-07-26 07:41

I am working around Midway airport this week and have been trying to find an MT stacked enough for a Russian finish. I have seen a Lily and Sasha previously mentioned but nothing recent. Any recommendations would be appreciated! Thanks!

**Charlie2030** · 10-07-26 06:23

On thus one guys?

https://www.orientspamassage.com/

Thank you.

**Jumbo6969** · 10-06-26 23:44

Was able to slide in at Natural Essential today, and easily got a hell of a treatment worth repeating. $55 for HH, $. 5 all in, and she seemed to get into it and strap around me as I CIP'ed (with protection.).

Good gem while it's still there!

**DWaits** · 10-06-26 23:24

Originally Posted by JoeJ89DirtW86 [View Original Post]

So you can see all my reviews from the last few days of me visiting Chicago.

I think there's some great ladies to be found, and obviously, I only scratched the surface.

What I will say, if you're reading this with plans to visit the city soon, I feel like the prices are just out of control. It seems you're not paying anything under $ for L1, and sometimes even more if the take their clothes off. It seems like L2 is $ . 5 to $$. And L3 is closer to $$ and up.

I lived in LA for years and now live close to Orlando. Even in LA (one of the most expensive places in the country), the only time I was paying $ for L1 was with super hot, super young girls who also took their clothes off. You can get L3 for $ . 6 in Orlando with girls that are comparable or better.

If you're coming to Chicago and are determined to have some fun, go for it. I mean I did. But if you're from a city that has quality MP girls, or you're going to visit a city like that, it seems the prices are just vastly better in those other cities. I'm not sure what's gotten into these Chicago girls, but they need a reality check.

I don't disagree with most of this but some of it is down to the haggle and the massage. I never go for the massage. I don't have a lot of cash and time. I already have a SO so I don't need a 500 GFE. I have not paid more than 160 in a long time. The caveat is that this is a mix of AMPs and ladies with habits. I don't care about the massage so I tell the AMP ladies: no massage and offer a price. If they go higher, I say, I'll get more money and come back. Some are fine with that but most say ok next time more. It seemed like the going rate at 50-50 was 160 for an hour for massage, L1, and prostate. So, 150 for massage and L1 for 30 is either a new price or you needed to haggle. I get that haggling can lead to problems. I understand why that would be a problem if you want to be treated like a king. My last review was Rose at Royal in Rogers Park. I paid 160: somehwhere between a peck and LFK (some tongue), DATY, FIV, BBBJ, and CFS. We negotiated a quick visit but she had various distractions, which might have led to the BBBJ. She was compensating for me waiting on her for two different things. But I was there for 30 min.

Of coruse all of this is YMMV so I might have caught her at the right time. And the woman at a shop one block away would not budge off 200. No way. I walked. She let me walk.

**JoeJ89DirtW86** · 10-06-26 17:14

So you can see all my reviews from the last few days of me visiting Chicago.

I think there's some great ladies to be found, and obviously, I only scratched the surface.

What I will say, if you're reading this with plans to visit the city soon, I feel like the prices are just out of control. It seems you're not paying anything under $ for L1, and sometimes even more if the take their clothes off. It seems like L2 is $ . 5 to $$. And L3 is closer to $$ and up.

I lived in LA for years and now live close to Orlando. Even in LA (one of the most expensive places in the country), the only time I was paying $ for L1 was with super hot, super young girls who also took their clothes off. You can get L3 for $ . 6 in Orlando with girls that are comparable or better.

If you're coming to Chicago and are determined to have some fun, go for it. I mean I did. But if you're from a city that has quality MP girls, or you're going to visit a city like that, it seems the prices are just vastly better in those other cities. I'm not sure what's gotten into these Chicago girls, but they need a reality check.