Massage Parlor Reports

**Jumbo6969** · 10-06-26 23:44

Was able to slide in at Natural Essential today, and easily got a hell of a treatment worth repeating. $55 for HH, $. 5 all in, and she seemed to get into it and strap around me as I CIP'ed (with protection.).

Good gem while it's still there!

**DWaits** · 10-06-26 23:24

Originally Posted by JoeJ89DirtW86 [View Original Post]

So you can see all my reviews from the last few days of me visiting Chicago.

I think there's some great ladies to be found, and obviously, I only scratched the surface.

What I will say, if you're reading this with plans to visit the city soon, I feel like the prices are just out of control. It seems you're not paying anything under $ for L1, and sometimes even more if the take their clothes off. It seems like L2 is $ . 5 to $$. And L3 is closer to $$ and up.

I lived in LA for years and now live close to Orlando. Even in LA (one of the most expensive places in the country), the only time I was paying $ for L1 was with super hot, super young girls who also took their clothes off. You can get L3 for $ . 6 in Orlando with girls that are comparable or better.

If you're coming to Chicago and are determined to have some fun, go for it. I mean I did. But if you're from a city that has quality MP girls, or you're going to visit a city like that, it seems the prices are just vastly better in those other cities. I'm not sure what's gotten into these Chicago girls, but they need a reality check.

I don't disagree with most of this but some of it is down to the haggle and the massage. I never go for the massage. I don't have a lot of cash and time. I already have a SO so I don't need a 500 GFE. I have not paid more than 160 in a long time. The caveat is that this is a mix of AMPs and ladies with habits. I don't care about the massage so I tell the AMP ladies: no massage and offer a price. If they go higher, I say, I'll get more money and come back. Some are fine with that but most say ok next time more. It seemed like the going rate at 50-50 was 160 for an hour for massage, L1, and prostate. So, 150 for massage and L1 for 30 is either a new price or you needed to haggle. I get that haggling can lead to problems. I understand why that would be a problem if you want to be treated like a king. My last review was Rose at Royal in Rogers Park. I paid 160: somehwhere between a peck and LFK (some tongue), DATY, FIV, BBBJ, and CFS. We negotiated a quick visit but she had various distractions, which might have led to the BBBJ. She was compensating for me waiting on her for two different things. But I was there for 30 min.

Of coruse all of this is YMMV so I might have caught her at the right time. And the woman at a shop one block away would not budge off 200. No way. I walked. She let me walk.

**JoeJ89DirtW86** · 10-06-26 17:14

So you can see all my reviews from the last few days of me visiting Chicago.

I think there's some great ladies to be found, and obviously, I only scratched the surface.

What I will say, if you're reading this with plans to visit the city soon, I feel like the prices are just out of control. It seems you're not paying anything under $ for L1, and sometimes even more if the take their clothes off. It seems like L2 is $ . 5 to $$. And L3 is closer to $$ and up.

I lived in LA for years and now live close to Orlando. Even in LA (one of the most expensive places in the country), the only time I was paying $ for L1 was with super hot, super young girls who also took their clothes off. You can get L3 for $ . 6 in Orlando with girls that are comparable or better.

If you're coming to Chicago and are determined to have some fun, go for it. I mean I did. But if you're from a city that has quality MP girls, or you're going to visit a city like that, it seems the prices are just vastly better in those other cities. I'm not sure what's gotten into these Chicago girls, but they need a reality check.

**JoeJ89DirtW86** · 10-06-26 17:07

Second dream of the day.

I dreamt I saw Vivi at 50-50 Spa.

Pretty far west (comparative to people who aren't normally in Chicago). I arrived. The place was kind of a dump. No signage on the door or building and looked really sketchy.

Vivi greeted me. She's in her 50's for sure but has some nice cleavage popping out that intrigued me. She's also short. Maybe 5'2. C cups that are a bit droopy but soft and fun to play with. Firm round butt, tho it's nothing to go wild over.

When I asked for the HH massage she said $ . 3 and I had to clarify with her. That's for the massage or everything? She said no $ . 3 for massage and L1. I made the mistake of not getting change for my big bills so when I took out $$ and asked for change, she immediately shifted gears and said $ . 9 for L1 with clothes off. I said no and we haggled a bit and agreed upon $ . 8 for L1 and covered L2. Better than nothing I guess.

She did some weird attempt at nuru when the action started, rubbing her tits all over my chest until I asked her to stop and get to business. The covered L2 wasn't great. Pretty quickly had her move on from that. She actually had a really really good L1 technique. Lots of oil, lots of ball play.

I wouldn't repeat. All in all, I had a good mongering experience in Chicago. I'm going to make one more general post with my thoughts.

**JoeJ89DirtW86** · 10-06-26 16:58

So another double dream today on my last day in town.

First I dreamt I went to West River Spa.

I had called and THOUGHT that I made an appointment with Emily. When I arrived, Bella answered the door and said Emily just started an appointment and see would be busy for an hour. I almost just turned around and left, but I just decided to see Bella for the session.

Bella is in her 40's I would guess. She's short, probably 5'0". Small A cup but does have a nice round booty. She asked what I wanted and see want $ . 5 for nude L1. I just can't even believe these prices. At this point, I just gave in because I was horny and she had small hands. She did a great job and took her time. I wouldn't repeat but it was a fine experience.

As I was getting dressed, she started telling me what all the normal prices are. $ . 5 for L1. $$ for L2. $$ . 5 for L3. I told her that all those prices are just too high. In Los Angeles (where cost of living is higher than here), you pay $ . 6 for L3. She didn't believe me. I feel like some of these Chicago girls need to travel around a bit and get pulled back down to reality.

**Moss734** · 10-04-26 15:10

Originally Posted by Thaiboy73 [View Original Post]

This is Angel a hot ass mess if you look on mugshots she was just busted a couple months ago she really doesn't stay at downtown location always at the 2300 block of S Wentworth. There is another girl and a blow up doll at this location -last time I seen her was in Chinatown got a Saran Wrap sex girl is skinny and weird rarely talks her mask off and the guys out 107 WVB they try to extort dudes coming and going from there.

Haha, yes Angel. Stopped seeing her a couple of years ago, not even the low price was worth it to me anymore. I went a few times hoping to see another girl as promised by whoever the booker is you are communicating with but always just her. She also always kept her mask on and tried tricking me using her hand to fake it was her pussy when fucking her. It's too bad though her location when she moved to the upstairs place in chinatown was big, although all open in one large room and I had a chuckle seeing the blowup doll there. There's no way I'd be putting my dick into that no matter how well it was cleaned. Whoever she works with runs her into the ground though and I think she was taking dicks non-stop all day and night. she fell asleep on me a couple times. I watched a few times before and after my sessions with multiple dudes coming up to the address running into each other. All those 24/7 ads for Chinatown location on RMs promising young, busty girls that rotate each week eventually led me to Angel's spot, and my honest reviews there got me banned from posting new ones. Get to the fake address and the booker always directed me to Angel's Chinatown location.

**Nowhere500** · 10-04-26 14:49

Originally Posted by Downlowrodeo [View Original Post]

Greetings! Long time lurker / learner on the forums though mostly in Georgia.

It happens that I'll be making a trip up next month and I'm very interested in a quality nuru experience + table shower. It seems there are no great options downtown (near River North district). Since I'm coming in through Midway, I was exploring options along Archer and one or two in Chinatown.

After reading the forums for weeks now it seems I'm down to Rose, HQ, or possibly TG / KungFu. Not necessarily looking for a specific girl referral here since they rotate often and I doubt anyone would be guaranteed around in a month. But rather your overall experience / perceptions of these options are deeply appreciated!

If I was you I would go with Emily at West River Spa. Great table shower and she's very very sexy. Spinner. Not sure the charge for FS but it's definitely available. She's expensive and asks for $200 for L2.

**JWash67** · 10-04-26 13:51

It's been a few weeks since my last visit, but Natural Elements Therapy was worth the time. (This was probably my fourth or fifth visit over the years.).

Normal routine: decent massage with some ball- and cock-teasing while facedown, along with mutual touching. She never shied away from where I was caressing her. (I've found some women reposition themselves if there are areas they don't want to be touched. At least, before a price is determined. Which is fair.).

On the flip she went right for a HJ and lifted her top so I could have a little fun with her tits.

After a few minutes, she asked if I wanted more. We agreed on $150 for CFS. ("Shhh. It's our secret," which I've heard so many times.).

She stripped, gave a decent BBBJ while I played with her tits, and eventually slipped the condom on and rode me.

Afterward she told me to come back, and said I could visit outside of normal hours.

Never caught her name, but she was 40 to 50 years old. That's a little older than I normally like, but she's a fun time.

**SpaGuy21** · 10-04-26 12:01

Originally Posted by JoeJ89DirtW86 [View Original Post]

First dream was with Crystal at Lyla Spa.

Did the HH for. 6 and pretty much got right now to business. She said no L3 was available, on L2 was only covered. So I begrudgingly just opted for L1. She wanted $ . 2 for nude L1, but we settled on $ even.
A bit pricier than I like, but I'm here on vacay and she was cute so went for it anyway.

Originally Posted by JoeJ89DirtW86 [View Original Post]

Part two of my double dream.

I dreamt I saw Emma at New Hope Spa.

I arrived and Emma greeted me at the door. A lot of mixed opinions on this site about her, but I thought she was cute as hell. If I had to guess, she's likely mid-30's but is so petite and has a young looking face, so I think she easily passes for late 20's.

I get why some people feel she's greedy. She definitely pushes for way higher prices than most. But she is super cute and petite and probably knows the value that carries.

Sounds like you did pretty well with your vacay hobbying! Some guys will say you overpaid for services but both these girls are above average, IMO.

Crystal is a hottie, she knows it, and hence the high prices. She actually gives a good massage but it's hard to not want to jump right in to extras when she starts rubbing on you, haha. She's always been strict about using a cover, which sucks (pun intended). I won't visit her often because of the pricing but I try to rotate in a visit with her every so often.

Emma, I agree is also a cute spinner but I figure has to be in her mid to late 30's. I convinced her to go L3 but I was too big and uncomfortable for her. Couldn't get into a rhythm and just finished by hand. Her I would consider seeing again but she's not in the rotation for me.

If you have one more session in you, I would suggest hitting West River Spa. You shouldn't be dissapointed.

**JWash67** · 10-04-26 11:51

Thanks for the info on Downtown Spa / Angel.

Anyone have other recommendations in the general South Loop area?

It's been a few years since I visited Paradise on Wabash, but I've always felt rushed and exposed there. But I'd try it again.

S&L was always amazing and it seems it still is based on posts here, so maybe that's the best bet.

Natural Elements on Madison was my most recent visit anywhere, and while I had a good time, if I'm being honest, I'd prefer a younger woman.

**Thaiboy73** · 10-03-26 20:24

Originally Posted by JWash67 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to Downtown Spa (107 W Van Buren) recently?

I've been there at least a dozen times so I know what it is going in: a small, cluttered mess of a room that leads to a smaller, somewhat cleaner room, housed in a creepy office building. I'm OK with this.

But whoever handles their bookings will sometimes try to push you to a location in Chinatown, despite the place being listed as 24/7. When I can get them to schedule an appointment, something seems off upon arrival. There will be guys lurking nearby (across the street, at the corners) seemingly playing with their phones but will covertly look up if you approach the door. (They're not people from the bar next door.) Makes me worried cops are scoping it out.

After one failed appointment (the girl never showed), one of those guys followed me from Van Buren to 11th. That cause me to back off from the spot. It felt like I was either going to be arrested or jumped.

I also don't typically trust the reviews for it, because it's known the owner posts fake ones.

Anyone had any luck in the last few months?

This is Angel a hot ass mess if you look on mugshots she was just busted a couple months ago she really doesn't stay at downtown location always at the 2300 block of S Wentworth. There is another girl and a blow up doll at this location -last time I seen her was in Chinatown got a Saran Wrap sex girl is skinny and weird rarely talks her mask off and the guys out 107 WVB they try to extort dudes coming and going from there.

**DWaits** · 10-03-26 18:42

Originally Posted by JWash67 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to Downtown Spa (107 W Van Buren) recently?

This is Angel. She's a one woman show and uses the various spots. I saw her at Van Buren many years ago. I assume she tries to get you to Chinatown so she doesn't have to mess with driving to Van Buren and then get a parking ticket.

Didn't notice any guys standing around but that was a long time ago. Could be under surveillance but that would seem to be a waste of police dollars when they could hit spots that run the all the time. I'd assume it was either conicidence that guys were there or muggers.

**Fit312** · 10-03-26 18:33

Originally Posted by JWash67 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to Downtown Spa (107 W Van Buren) recently?

I've been there at least a dozen times so I know what it is going in: a small, cluttered mess of a room that leads to a smaller, somewhat cleaner room, housed in a creepy office building. I'm OK with this.

To the best of my knowledge, it's one tired hooker working out of three or four spots. The guys you see on their phones are also trying to go there. I'm in the area all the time since I live over there, but there's no sting going on as far as I can tell.

**JoeJ89DirtW86** · 10-03-26 17:16

Part two of my double dream.

I dreamt I saw Emma at New Hope Spa.

I've seen a lot of mixed reviews on here, but I figured I'd take a shot seeing her. When I lived here 13-14 years ago, New Hope Spa was in my frequent, regular rotation. So, regardless, I have a soft spot for this spa.

I arrived and Emma greeted me at the door. A lot of mixed opinions on this site about her, but I thought she was cute as hell. If I had to guess, she's likely mid-30's but is so petite and has a young looking face, so I think she easily passes for late 20's. She maybe 5'0"-5'2", incredibly petite. Pretty much bug-bite style flat-chested and an ass that isn't much to talk about but has a little curve to it. I did get to rub her little coach from over her panties, and she's long some thick lips for being so petite, and it feels tight.

Unfortunately, when we got to business, no L3. She did want to do L2 covered but I was able to talk her into uncovered L2. She wanted $$ and I haggled for a bit and got it down to $ . 8 which is WAY more than I wanted to pay, but after just L1 at Lyla Spa, I was craving some uncovered L2. She only requested that I don't CIM, which doesn't really matter to me anbyway. Asked for the tip before starting and we were off to the races. She gave a very slow and sexy L2. For those who love the Gluck Gluck style, she might not be your cup of tea, but I prefer the slow sensual style she provided. And she's so petite, it was just hot. Especially when she'd give it her all and stop for a second to rub her jaw and say "wow you so big". I almost blew just from her being amazed at my size (which honestly I'm nothing insane or anything LOL). She spent a dedicated 10-15 minutes on the L2, and then I had her oil me up to finish the job with some L1. Her tiny hands had an amazing feel as she fluctuated between teasing and pumping. I eventually popped and she cleaned me up and I went on my way to snag an Italian Beef.

I get why some people feel she's greedy. She definitely pushes for way higher prices than most. But she is super cute and petite and probably knows the value that carries. Even tho her prices are higher, I would still repeat due to her cuteness and spunky energy.

**JoeJ89DirtW86** · 10-03-26 17:03

I did a double dream today, but I'll list them both is separate posts.

First dream was with Crystal at Lyla Spa.

I texted yesterday and was given some fake photos of the girls working. I asked if I could take a look when I arrived and choose, and they said it was okay. When I arrived, I rang the bell and Crystal was the one the answered the door. She introduced me to the other girl (Eva) who was a bit older, but short and cute in a way, with what looked like big naturals. But ultimately, I opted to go with Crystal.

Crystal is a bit taller, about 5'6-5'7". She's very sexy tho. Above average face, really fit toned body. Only A cup but nice soft and perky, flat stomach, and actually a pretty nice butt for a Chinese girl. She must do her squats.

Did the HH for. 6 and pretty much got right now to business. She said no L3 was available, on L2 was only covered. So I begrudgingly just opted for L1. She wanted $ . 2 for nude L1, but we settled on $ even. Her sex appeal was great and she did a wonderful job playing with the goods. Took her time and teased when I asked and was engaging and motivated.

A bit pricier than I like, but I'm here on vacay and she was cute so went for it anyway. I would possibly repeat, but likely better options out there for the price.