Escort Reports

[JasonWi]

What is the rate? I don't see it in the link.

Steep unfortunately. 600 hour /400 half hour.

[Deizel5]

I was fortunate today to see Alina, Ukrainian, in a western suburban hotel. Advertises on eros which is full of scams but she is no scam. Legit. Light screening; she'll ask to exchange selfies.

I was intrigued by her pretty pix and Alina in person did not disappoint. Absolutely beautiful. Amazing lips. Speaks ok english with an accent.

Skilled. Does not seem like she has seen too many men either. Very friendly and polite; she really aimed to please. CBJ technique was perfect (I prefer CBJ as I am generally obsessively safe). Moved onto the main event, and she was a willing and active participant in multiple positions. I've had luck with eastern european women and she is the best I've had so far.

https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...?cat=6208&wn=1

What is the rate? I don't see it in the link.

[BadDances]

Fortunately, all turned out okay. Out of my three meetings, I would say one was good, one was excellent, and one was superb. My first stop was Dearna, one of the Thai providers who works out of an apartment near O'Hare. Like the reviews say, she looks better in person than in her ads. Really quite beautiful. It took a few minutes for us to get comfortable with each other, but once we settled in, we got into a great rhythm and I had an excellent GFE session with her, really quite good. Only thing that would have made it better would have been if her English was a little stronger, but it wasn't so bad. I think she could understand everything, just didn't have the vocabulary to always express herself very clearly. I really liked her. She is currently indie, not with an agency, shares the apartment with another Thai girl.

Where did you find Dearna? What site? I see no other reports of her.

[JasonWi]

I was fortunate today to see Alina, Ukrainian, in a western suburban hotel. Advertises on eros which is full of scams but she is no scam. Legit. Light screening; she'll ask to exchange selfies.

I was intrigued by her pretty pix and Alina in person did not disappoint. Absolutely beautiful. Amazing lips. Speaks ok english with an accent.

Skilled. Does not seem like she has seen too many men either. Very friendly and polite; she really aimed to please. CBJ technique was perfect (I prefer CBJ as I am generally obsessively safe). Moved onto the main event, and she was a willing and active participant in multiple positions. I've had luck with eastern european women and she is the best I've had so far.

https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...?cat=6208&wn=1

[TheShoeMan1979]

I did not say she was young or a hottie. I did say she was skinny, but 105 lbs on a lady that is maybe 5'1" I don't think is skinny as hell. She's mature, yes. Sagging skin, no more than any other mature lady.

Maybe try providing an independent review sometime rather than jumping on another's review with comments implying they are being dishonest. Seems like your MO. I didn't lie; her pics on her Tryst ad that I provided wouldn't lead anybody astray. I was looking for a particular lady for a certain session, and she fit the bill and delivered. That's great that she's not for you, but she could be for others. A few people had inquired about her earlier, so I figured I'd share my positive experience.

Based on your review, you are making it seem like she is perfect and the session was the best session ever. I am just giving all who are interested in seeing her a glimpse of what to actually expect.

If a guy sees your review, they will book a meeting with her expecting a beauty queen. I am just warning them what to really expect. An older grandma looking lady with sagging skin / bones.

Now, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but if you look at her reviews on the other site. You will see others have said the same thing I have. I am not trashing on you, I am just giving my opinion on seeing her also and what to expect.

[Sanctimonious6]

Comrades, I live a couple hours away from Chitown, north of the border, but I get to town pretty often, and when I do, I almost always indulge in some companionship because the pickings are so slim where I live. I hope you guys realize how good you have it. Anyway, I did something irresponsible during a recent 3-day weekend, decided to see somebody each of the three days. I wanted to see really good providers, not just go the AMP route like I often do. I knew it was a terrible idea, both because I am not super wealthy and because I'm pretty old and don't really need to mess around three days in a row. But, well, the opportunity was there so I took it.

It was a little harder than I expected to line up my meetings during the somewhat limited time windows I had available. Several no responses. The most disappointing thing was that I really wanted to meet up with at least one, possibly two or three, AC girls. Sent my verification info a week ahead of time. Never got any reply, even to a couple of follow-up messages over the course of the week. No idea why, should have been very straightforward. Maybe I'll try again next time, because I am very intrigued by their lineup of young spinners.

Fortunately, all turned out okay. Out of my three meetings, I would say one was good, one was excellent, and one was superb. My first stop was Dearna, one of the Thai providers who works out of an apartment near O'Hare. Like the reviews say, she looks better in person than in her ads. Really quite beautiful. It took a few minutes for us to get comfortable with each other, but once we settled in, we got into a great rhythm and I had an excellent GFE session with her, really quite good. Only thing that would have made it better would have been if her English was a little stronger, but it wasn't so bad. I think she could understand everything, just didn't have the vocabulary to always express herself very clearly. I really liked her. She is currently indie, not with an agency, shares the apartment with another Thai girl.

The next day I met with Johnny Blue. Man, she is awesome, unless you are a big boob enthusiast. She is a new member of my all-time top five. I love everything about her. Like all of the very, very best providers, one of her most important talents is the ability to make you feel like you are her special favorite, which in turn brings out the best in you. For that hour, it was easy to pretend I'm the world's greatest lover. She is also an extremely interesting person and we had a lot to talk about. If I lived in Chi, she would be the one I squander my meager retirement savings on.

I was pretty tired by day 3, and kind of wished I had not gone for a trifecta. But I still managed to have a good time with Ariana Rossi. She is very attractive and friendly and provided a worthy GFE experience, and I have no complaints at all. I think my assessment of this meeting as merely "good" may be skewed by the outstanding time I had with Johnny the previous day. Plus I was just tired and a little hung over. No regrets, and I would recommend her to others without hesitation, but she just wasn't as perfect a match for my needs as the other two I saw during my trip.

[Moss734]

I saw her 2 times. Once about 5 years ago which was not bad. Then again I saw Lini early this year. She has gotten skinnier since my first visit and has aged a lot.

She looks like she's about 65 and I am being generous here. She is skinny as hell, no more than 105 lbs. Her skin is sagging. She will do whatever you ask BUT no way in hell is she a hottie or decent looking like she was 5 years ago. I would rate her looks a 2/10. She wears a wig, she has fake teeth that she pulls out. Maybe 20 years ago should would have been a 8/10.

Don't believe me. Just see her for yourself. I regretted spending my money on her when I saw her. If you're into GILF's, she may be great for you. BUT I would never spend 300 or more on her.

I did not say she was young or a hottie. I did say she was skinny, but 105 lbs on a lady that is maybe 5'1" I don't think is skinny as hell. She's mature, yes. Sagging skin, no more than any other mature lady.

Maybe try providing an independent review sometime rather than jumping on another's review with comments implying they are being dishonest. Seems like your MO. I didn't lie; her pics on her Tryst ad that I provided wouldn't lead anybody astray. I was looking for a particular lady for a certain session, and she fit the bill and delivered. That's great that she's not for you, but she could be for others. A few people had inquired about her earlier, so I figured I'd share my positive experience.

[TheShoeMan1979]

I was in the NW suburbs yesterday and decided to schedule a session with Linda Muse:

https://tryst.link/escort/lindafire2026

I had been going to MPs and APTs lately so wanted to change it up a little and was in the mood for a more petite, mature white provider. I was a little hesitant to book a session due to a few recent less-than-positive reviews of her on the other site, but she seemed fairly nice to converse with when I inquired by text so decided to take a chance. After a few back-and-forth texts, I scheduled for Sat afternoon. Her previous reviews mentioned her being late, and I had a couple of backup plans; I wasn't going to stay if she was over 30 minutes late. She was on time at our agreed upon time and I didn't know what to expect but when I entered her hotel room I was pleasantly surprised. She's thin but not anorexically thin, as I was expecting from the previous reviews. Her pics from her Tryst ad are spot on. Not much of an ass, but I wasn't looking for that, and her legs are nice, and nipples get very long while I kept sucking on them as much as I wanted. Very accommodating, and nothing was off the table; it was a true GFE session (bbj, daty/dato, DFK, 69, any FS position I wanted, CIM), which was what I was looking for. It's hard to get a GFE session in the MPs, especially the Latina spots I've been frequenting lately. I booked an hour but finished a little over 30 minutes. I tried holding out during the session because I'm usually just a one-shot nowadays, but alas felt too good and finished during 69. Took a quick shower and she was actually expecting that I wanted more and asked me if I wanted to keep going. That was surprisingly nice. It's always a good feeling to leave without questioning whether I spent my hard-earned money foolishly. I would give our session a 9/10 overall, and I'll definitely see her again when I'm looking for a GFE session with that type of provider.

I saw her 2 times. Once about 5 years ago which was not bad. Then again I saw Lini early this year. She has gotten skinnier since my first visit and has aged a lot.

She looks like she's about 65 and I am being generous here. She is skinny as hell, no more than 105 lbs. Her skin is sagging. She will do whatever you ask BUT no way in hell is she a hottie or decent looking like she was 5 years ago. I would rate her looks a 2/10. She wears a wig, she has fake teeth that she pulls out. Maybe 20 years ago should would have been a 8/10.

Don't believe me. Just see her for yourself. I regretted spending my money on her when I saw her. If you're into GILF's, she may be great for you. BUT I would never spend 300 or more on her.

[DrPepper2976]

I was in the NW suburbs yesterday and decided to schedule a session with Linda Muse:

https://tryst.link/escort/lindafire2026

I had been going to MPs and APTs lately so wanted to change it up a little and was in the mood for a more petite, mature white provider. I was a little hesitant to book a session due to a few recent less-than-positive reviews of her on the other site, but she seemed fairly nice to converse with when I inquired by text so decided to take a chance. After a few back-and-forth texts, I scheduled for Sat afternoon. Her previous reviews mentioned her being late, and I had a couple of backup plans; I wasn't going to stay if she was over 30 minutes late. She was on time at our agreed upon time and I didn't know what to expect but when I entered her hotel room I was pleasantly surprised. She's thin but not anorexically thin, as I was expecting from the previous reviews. Her pics from her Tryst ad are spot on. Not much of an ass, but I wasn't looking for that, and her legs are nice, and nipples get very long while I kept sucking on them as much as I wanted. Very accommodating, and nothing was off the table; it was a true GFE session (bbj, daty/dato, DFK, 69, any FS position I wanted, CIM), which was what I was looking for. It's hard to get a GFE session in the MPs, especially the Latina spots I've been frequenting lately. I booked an hour but finished a little over 30 minutes. I tried holding out during the session because I'm usually just a one-shot nowadays, but alas felt too good and finished during 69. Took a quick shower and she was actually expecting that I wanted more and asked me if I wanted to keep going. That was surprisingly nice. It's always a good feeling to leave without questioning whether I spent my hard-earned money foolishly. I would give our session a 9/10 overall, and I'll definitely see her again when I'm looking for a GFE session with that type of provider.

She may have said she's in her 40's, but either she did heavy drugs or is in her 50's at the very least because of how haggard she looks in her photos.

[Moss734]

I was in the NW suburbs yesterday and decided to schedule a session with Linda Muse:

https://tryst.link/escort/lindafire2026

I had been going to MPs and APTs lately so wanted to change it up a little and was in the mood for a more petite, mature white provider. I was a little hesitant to book a session due to a few recent less-than-positive reviews of her on the other site, but she seemed fairly nice to converse with when I inquired by text so decided to take a chance. After a few back-and-forth texts, I scheduled for Sat afternoon. Her previous reviews mentioned her being late, and I had a couple of backup plans; I wasn't going to stay if she was over 30 minutes late. She was on time at our agreed upon time and I didn't know what to expect but when I entered her hotel room I was pleasantly surprised. She's thin but not anorexically thin, as I was expecting from the previous reviews. Her pics from her Tryst ad are spot on. Not much of an ass, but I wasn't looking for that, and her legs are nice, and nipples get very long while I kept sucking on them as much as I wanted. Very accommodating, and nothing was off the table; it was a true GFE session (bbj, daty/dato, DFK, 69, any FS position I wanted, CIM), which was what I was looking for. It's hard to get a GFE session in the MPs, especially the Latina spots I've been frequenting lately. I booked an hour but finished a little over 30 minutes. I tried holding out during the session because I'm usually just a one-shot nowadays, but alas felt too good and finished during 69. Took a quick shower and she was actually expecting that I wanted more and asked me if I wanted to keep going. That was surprisingly nice. It's always a good feeling to leave without questioning whether I spent my hard-earned money foolishly. I would give our session a 9/10 overall, and I'll definitely see her again when I'm looking for a GFE session with that type of provider.

[TJGeek]

Is BBBJ offered as a part of the service?

Thanks.

DN.

Usually not, but some may offer BBJ for an upcharge.

[Admin2]

I deleted all the posts discussing providers who include race in their decisions about clients. I get it that it's fucked up and I'm sorry she called you a monkey. The truth is there are horribly racist people in the world and nothing will ever change them. Our issue here is once it's brought up its a bell ringer for other racists that talk about dick size and thugs then it really goes bad.

If you want to report "she doesn't see AA" or as is the case with lots of Asians "she only sees Asians." That's fine but when you go into motives it always takes over a thread.

A2

[Deizel5]

I could not have said that better myself. I'm not saying that there isn't an exception to the rule or a diamond in the rough, but in most cases it is an instant pass for me as well when I see that bullshit.

If I'm bored and getting irritated with this sometimes ill ask them if they have an incall in one of the random towns. Would be nice if they became discouraged from doing that if everyone from Waukegan to Merrillville Indiana asked them if their incall is nearby.

[DannyNeros]

I don't think you will find any outcalls in that area.

Best bet is to see if there are any girls on Tryst in that area and Uber to them, but maybe they will come to you for an additional fee.

This agency has girls in the area some days but takes time to get verified.

https://classyladiesofchicago.com/new-models/

Is BBBJ offered as a part of the service?

Thanks.

DN.

[TJGeek]

Greetings out there. I will be flying into town tomorrow and staying in Deerfield. Any recommendations for outcalls in that area?

I don't think you will find any outcalls in that area.

Best bet is to see if there are any girls on Tryst in that area and Uber to them, but maybe they will come to you for an additional fee.

This agency has girls in the area some days but takes time to get verified.

https://classyladiesofchicago.com/new-models/