Strip Club Reports

[ScottyBoyx420]

No it is not, I consider her in the photo to be a red head. I have seen her around and those tits are so fake and out of proportion to her frame that it is comical, a whole lot of LS dancers look like the type of AI model that a 15 year old boy would build.

I thought the falling off the bar story might be Mia, and Mia's photo is around here somewhere, she is attractive physically but she has the mind and attitude of a child.

She's a dirty blonde she ain't no redhead at least not that night.

[JackOfClubs]

Here you go, guys. This is the famous Selena.

Nice photo and in my opinion she looks even better in person.

[JackOfClubs]

Jack you so right! Can't believe how many women (young / MILF / cougar) I see just around town with these gross duck lips. Ugly!

I will admit to a VIP trip at FC about 15 years ago with this taller woman with teased big hair, ginormous 50's, fake lips, all made up and poured into a body fishnet. She was such a trainwreck that there was something hot about it. I'm wiser now.

Someone mentioned a couple posts ago that there were a 350 lb dancer at H8 so you could redo your experience from 15 years ago, that is if you were both actually able to fit into the booth.

I can't believe she has even a single customer, I like dancers 1/3rd that size!

Her stage name should be Baby Hippo!

[JackOfClubs]

JOC was this one at the bar that the guy almost fell over with.

No it is not, I consider her in the photo to be a red head. I have seen her around and those tits are so fake and out of proportion to her frame that it is comical, a whole lot of LS dancers look like the type of AI model that a 15 year old boy would build.

I thought the falling off the bar story might be Mia, and Mia's photo is around here somewhere, she is attractive physically but she has the mind and attitude of a child.

[Lamarr]

If any one dancer at LS has 4 of the 5 following, - fake tits, extensions, fake lashes, heavy make up or collogen lips they are to be avoided at all cost, those type dancers who have all that work done feel a sense of entitlement that they are owed an inflated VIP cost to pay for all that work and time it took to get ready....

Jack you so right! Can't believe how many women (young / MILF / cougar) I see just around town with these gross duck lips. Ugly!

I will admit to a VIP trip at FC about 15 years ago with this taller woman with teased big hair, ginormous 50's, fake lips, all made up and poured into a body fishnet. She was such a trainwreck that there was something hot about it. I'm wiser now.

[ScottyBoyx420]

The story you told of the guy and girl at the bar sounds like a Mia sighting to me! She truly is one of the stupidest persons I have ever talked to, not just at a club but anywhere, she has absolutely zero conversation abilities and believes her looks supersede everything, they do not.

There might actually be something wrong with her, a brain injury or something.

She should change her stripper's name to Starfish.

JOC was this one at the bar that the guy almost fell over with.

[Incognito1234]

Here you go, guys. This is the famous Selena.

[Giraffe116]

I arrived around 2:30. There were 5 to 6 dancers and about 12 customers. A hot light skinned AA was dancing when I sat at the bar. She had long blond hair (I assumed it was a wig) and some large bolt-ons. They were a little too big for her small frame in my opinion. After her set she came over to me to see if I wanted any dances. We talked a bit but she said she didn't do BBBJ. I didn't catch her name. The next dancer up was a short white girl with her gut hanging over her panties. Maybe she is good in the back but not to my liking. A hot white spinner dancer named Katie stopped by. She looked to be in her mid-twenties. We talked for a couple of minutes, and she informed me she only does clean dances. Then she asked me for a tip before she left. I slipped a dollar in her top. I don't know how she can make it only doing clean dances. After Katie was done dancing a Naomi was up on stage. I almost puked. She is a dark AA dancer that has to go at least 350 pounds. I finished my beer and left. I thought about getting a pass for Bogarts but I remembered that Tori works on Sundays and didn't want to be bothered by her. Decided to call it a day and just go home.

[WinterKnight]

It's the absolute truth. Flaws are often sexy. Not always, but often.

CS:

The flaws I saw Saturday night at Cricket were not minor, they were unsightly. Boobs pointing straight down to the floor, and bellies that hung past their hips. I'd be very happy with a fake bimbo over those women.

But, to each his own. I did have long term relationships with two of the heavier cuddlers mentioned in the cuddle com fort fhread, and I learned to be more accepting of fatter girls.

WK.

[WinterKnight]

I'm in central Ohio so 3. 5 hours. Have business up here on occasion which gives me time to stop by. I had three "regulars" all starting back in the spring but they slowly disappeared and ghosted. None of the three are at Criket or BTs anymore. One of them, Alanis at BTs, was a fantastic experience for me every time. She moved clubs and then stop communicating with me unfortunately. So, right now I literally have zero regulars to share. Only person left is Demonic at BTS. I have been with her twice. First time we ran out of time and in my inexperience I didn't know to pay to extend and have her skip her time onstage. People on here encouraged me to try her again and she was fantastic. She can be pricy though but she is amazing.

I think the VIP areas are much better in BTs and Criket BTW.

Thanks again!

HB,

I am a little surprised Demonic failed to offer you the opportunity to extend your session by informing you how to do so. She's alerted me that we were going overtime (thirty minutes) and I'd need to pay an extra $20 to the VIP concierge (LOL) upon completion; I was happy to pay because I was absolutely going to town on that girl. Another time, the bouncer stood outside the curtain and told us it was twenty dollars to continue. And it's also happened that she had to either end our session for be charged a skip fee for missing her turn on stage. I paid that, too.

Demonic is worth it. If she can make me last more than half an hour in the back, then I'm happy to pay extra for that.

WK.

[WinterKnight]

If any one dancer at LS has 4 of the 5 following, - fake tits, extensions, fake lashes, heavy make up or collogen lips they are to be avoided at all cost, those type dancers who have all that work done feel a sense of entitlement that they are owed an inflated VIP cost to pay for all that work and time it took to get ready.

I would add a BBL (Brazilian butt lift) to that list but I know some of you guys are really into that, personally I think it is gross!

Give me a mid to slender, naturally plain girl with a personality over a fake bimbo any time.

JOC,

I will take both the enhanced girl and the real plain girl. The one I won't take is the mom with the sagging tits and pooched out belly. I am.

Paying for girls who are hotter than I could expect to land in the wild; I'm not paying for someone who never recovered their figure after pregnancy. THAT is gross.

[WinterKnight]

MM,

Thank you for your well-considered response! And I got a good laugh out of your dislike of bra fabric sliding into your mouth, LOL. Amen!

Another thing I have never understood, in real life and in the porns, is the practice of pulling aside the crotch of her thong or panty in order to enter her. I guarantee the fabric will abrade my member like sandpaper on a table leg. Why not remove the undergarment altogether?

Re: undressing immediately in the VIP instead of languidly relishing the art of disrobing a willing pretty young thing, I have several reasons for this:

- I usually have limited time away from home, so I waste no time getting to the action in the VIP;.

- I am not there to chat, I am there to get laid. Except for discussing my plan for the VIP, or her confessing her sluttiest adventures to me for my listening pleasure;.

- I prefer that she rub her ass against my bare cock, rather than my trousers;.

- I get uncomfortably warm when clothed in the VIP;.

- I use my clothing as a cover for her and for me on the chair and the floor;.

- I find her more arousing when we both are nude.

I might add that I am also not reliving any teenage experiences, because I had none; I was a virgin until age 19. And the older girl I was seeing made it easy for me; she rarely wore a bra and would alert me in advance that she had removed her panty for me.

I laughed when I read the comment about wearing button-down shirts; for the first reason listed above, I always wear a knit short-sleeved pullover, usually a polo. That plus wrinkle-free light poly slacks and slip-on shoes. I dislike fumbling for shoelaces and shirt buttons in the dark.

Have fun in the VIP, everyone!

WK.

WK,

Totally agree with you about the bra off, I hate to be enjoying a girls breasts and then a piece of cloth slides into my mouth.

When I am with a new girl and she walks into the VIP and removes her shoes right away I always feel like she just set the session in place to be a good one. I have noticed the pay in advance girls almost always ask before they take off their shoes. That is another reason why I ask her to take off her shoes when we walk in. If she is going to try that hustle I like to deal with on song 1.

As for standing doggie, I can understand that. You are much taller than me, so I rarely have that issue, and I prefer the girl kneeling on the bench for doggie.

I feel the conversation that my costume is too difficult to take off is a form of hustle on the girls part. She just reduced the quality of our VIP. Because I am a magnanimous person the first time she does this in the VIP I will accept it. But at the end of the session I will give her feedback. And say you know working as a dancer you want to take guys to the VIP, so you need to wear an outfit that accommodates VIP activities. If we are going to do another VIP we can't have what happened this time happen again. Then I share with her I know some guys who will walk out of the VIP if the dancer can't take her outfit off. Finally like you I tell her the outfit I like best is a simple pair of bra and panties, preferable matching in color. I don't like the little studs on panties as they hurt when she does grinding. I think bra and panties that are slightly larger than what most dancers wear are sexier than super tiny skimpy bra and panties that no girl I have dated wears. I like the kind of panties that I have seen my girl friends wear.

I am going disagree with you on undressing the girls. I love it. I usually wear a button down shirt and I unbutton it while she takes her shoes off. Whether I am wearing pants or shorts. It takes me less than a second to pull my equipment out. I usually don't do that until we are a couple songs in. Some girls like to pull my equipment out on their own, and I allow them that pleasure but if they don't do it, then I wait until I am ready.

MM.

[Cono Sewer]

...personally I think it is gross!

Give me a mid to slender, naturally plain girl with a personality over a fake bimbo any time.

It's the absolute truth. Flaws are often sexy. Not always, but often.

[Marelobo Mex]

If any one dancer at LS has 4 of the 5 following, - fake tits, extensions, fake lashes, heavy make up or collogen lips they are to be avoided at all cost, those type dancers who have all that work done feel a sense of entitlement that they are owed an inflated VIP cost to pay for all that work and time it took to get ready.

I would add a BBL (Brazilian butt lift) to that list but I know some of you guys are really into that, personally I think it is gross!

Give me a mid to slender, naturally plain girl with a personality over a fake bimbo any time.

JOC,

I agree, I usually think girls make money while they can. When their earnings start to decline they make these body alterations. If I only had this, then I would get more customers, but often times the modifications turn off more guys, and it is their attitude that is the problem and changing their physical appearance does help.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

Went to Landing Strip last night was pretty busy. Seen 3 girls I've seen before at Flight Club working the floor. They were the most attractive ones working out of the 2 dozen girls. Though to myself the competition at FC is to high on Saturday night for them that's why they are here. Watched them all sit with guys and get shot down. Never seen them go back to the VIP with anyone. I did see a blonde that someone posted pictures of here at the bar with a guy. They must have been in negotiations watched her put up 6 fingers and the guy almost fell off his bar stool then she looked pissed and she was talking and he kept shaking his head no. She left his pissed off. Was entertaining to watch.

They sit on and suck on cock for a living. If they took a half a dozen a shift at 250-300 a pop I'd think they'd do better than trying to hold out for the possibility of finding a guy to drop stupid money for hitting it every night.

SB,

I don't find the Flight Club dancers any better looking. I think most girls rotate around and work at many different clubs. But when I talk to a girl and she says I danced the last two years at Flight Club, I am already thinking of skipping her. She has that high price point low service attitude from Flight Club. There are exceptions but I rarely go to the VIP with girls who have danced at Flight Club for a long time.

That girl was whale hunting, the thing is whales are out their and occasionally she finds one, but most nights she goes home with nothing because whales are rare. I have even heard of experienced dancers arranging to have a guy spend $600 on new girl and then she coaches the new girl that is what she worth. The experienced girl does this to protect her client base from the new girl. The new girl is running around asking for $600, while the experienced girl is accepting $200 or $300. The girls not only hustle the guys they also hustle the other girls. There is no sisterhood. These are the same girls who tell the new girls make sure you get paid first or you will be cheated. They are trying to reduce the number of guys who go with the new girls. They are the in competition.

SB your point about more volume at lower prices is correct. Seeing 6 guys in a shift is difficult as they have to dance on stage roughly once an hour. The first two hours the club is usually slow, and the final hour they are usually tired and if they made money they sit in the dressing room waiting to go home.

And while there are some guys who do short sessions there are also guys who do long sessions. I think the bigger problem for most dancers is with the current economy there are not enough guys to fill all of her time. Regardless your point about a better price point will bring her more customers and more regulars is correct even if 6 is hard to achieve.

MM.