I've been an infrequent (once or twice a year) visitor to Eugene for the last couple of decades. In previous years, I did pretty well finding decent (non-junkie, and not excessively overweight, but mature, 40+) prostitutes on the old backpage site and the old TNA board for about 150 to 250 per hour, all of whom were GFE and quite willingly fucked bareback without drama, and who actually very much enjoyed their work. But I've all but given up finding them on my visits here since COVID, in today's hard drug addict-ridden, out-of-shape-fat-girl oriented, and GPS environment. And I see from my queries on the strip club forum that the price of pussy, or even head, if you can even get it now in the clubs, is basically insane.

So here's my last ditch question for before I will soon leave town again, this time:

Are there any bars anywhere where sleazy, mature, non-junkie, non-circus-fat-lady-shaped, trashy and slutty and sex-starved civilians hang out? (Or else freelance prostitutes--sometimes those are one and the same!) Afternoon ladies, because my evenings are occupied! As the old Starland Band song from my youth in the 1970's went--are there any AFTERNOON DELIGHTS in any bars looking for cheap thrills--for those SKYROCKETS IN FLIGHT?!

If those coveted women even exist here in Eugene, please let me in on where they hang out, if any of you gentlemen happen to know? (Or, if any of you boozed-up, fun, post-menopausal but still nymphomaniacal ladies happen to be reading this, who fit the above description, just send me a message, please!

Thanks!