Massage Parlor Reports

**3Putt** · 09-30-26 17:52

Is there any spas worth a visit? I also got to add it be my first spa visit in many many years so please let me know if there's one worth checking out.

**IstlFun** · 09-30-26 17:03

Got the news Bella / kelly is back, great talent natural c and bubble ass. She'll be in shoreline jiujiu (Q spa). October is going to be fun, can't wait to try her speciality prostate msg again, finger in my bum and BBBJ, fill her mouth up with jr juice.

Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

**StuntDriver** · 09-30-26 13:45

Bellevue is very UTR, but if anyone has intel on an AMP worth visiting, I'd love to hear about it. PM is fine. Thanks!

**Tyler2468** · 09-30-26 13:22

Originally Posted by Vator2 [View Original Post]

I had met Lucy before I don't remember her tongue cleaning my at ss.

Walked up the stairs greeted by Lucy with a very sweet wet kiss.

The usual chit chat she said she will only be here 2 more days.

Those tits kept me busy WOW fingers playing in the gap.

BBBJ DATY Kisses everywhere.

I am going to Miss her.

Anyone know where she currently is?

**TheDudeGuy1** · 09-30-26 03:27

Went to JM Massage today.

Texted the scheduler for one of the girls and made an appointment a few minutes before getting there.

The moment I went in, I said that I made an appointment for X and they placed me in the waiting room. One of the girls came in and said X is not available right now and the wait would be 25 minutes. I would've been fine with the 25 minutes but they kept on doing the 'choose me' even though I repeatedly said I had an appointment with X. Every single time they kept on saying 'choose me choose me' the entire time. First girl got the message after ten minutes. , second girl comes in and asks the same thing for ten minutes. At this point I was pretty annoyed and decided to just say yes to get all of it over with since I already drove here. For context, I wanted to try a massage where they're not asian (you can probably figure out what I mean) just so I can get better communication but got stuck with one of the asian girls.

I get the shower massage, they do the shower nuru and I dry myself off and head into the massage room.

The girl does the motions of the BBBJ, the makeout, the 69 and related. After a bit since I think she could tell I was not really into it since I wasn't that much into her body type, she flops into the classic missionary and tries to speed up everything and make me do all of it.

The girl I actually wanted comes in through half of it and she's the body type and face that I actually wanted. I pretty much decided to take the L and just do a double with her and the asian girl that I didn't want. I took the same hit to the wallet as the original girl and thought I was going to get a good experience but she does the same missionary and non-interaction. If this was the full hour I think she would've done more but there was only an half hour left apparently by the time I paid for the duo.

Eventually I finish, they leave the room and one of the asian girls (through my limited college Chinese) was making front of me for asking for X.

Overall, dog shit experience. If you want more details DM me but overall the scheduler for JM Massage sucks if an appointment gets made and I have to fight for access to the girl I want against girls who want take no for an answer and give poor service.

**HouseFriedRice** · 09-30-26 01:18

Had to cut a visit with her short for reasons outside of the hobby, but it was too bad because she popped on some cat ears and did a cat act where she meowed at me and was licking me. That was new to me and a fun change up. She could tell I was rushing, but was still game to offer great service so I really wish I could have spent the full time with her.

**OldFng** · 09-30-26 00:33

Originally Posted by Vator2 [View Original Post]

Passing through Fairwood neighborhood. I had to stop.

Yoyo greeted me at the door a little grab assing then off to a room.

Any idea if this is the same Yoyo from Evergreen, previously Auburn and Burien?

Thanks for the Magnolia update!!

**Vator2** · 09-30-26 00:20

Passing through Fairwood neighborhood. I had to stop.

Yoyo greeted me at the door a little grab assing then off to a room.

She asked if I waned to see the new girl Coco After the grab assing and Yoyo's (.)(.) falling out I wanted them in my mouth.

I got Yoyo on her back and she gave me full run of the course fingers lips and tongue.

Told her to relax and enjoy there was no crack or crevasse missed fun very fun and enjoyable time.

I asked Yoyo to introduce me to Coco before I left then it got busy and never happen so someone else needs to go check out Coco.

**Efurufe** · 09-29-26 19:53

I only go about once a month or so, so it's kind of a big deal for me. I read all the reviews and do a few Google searches, and then pick my spot. I've been following the Evergreen Thread, and from all reports I've read, it sounds like there was no way to lose. So, I didn't make an appointment I just showered, shaved, brushed my teeth, and went in. I drew the new girl, Kelly.

All right she asked me how much time I wanted and I said "this much" and I handed her $200. No smile, no excitement, just took the money and repeated the question. So I said, "an hour" and laid on the table. I could tell she had a good body and probably a cute face, but she just looked like she didn't want to be there. Kind of a downer for me.

The good news is that she gave a really good massage. And I needed one. So I just let her massage the hell out of my back with a tiny bit of teasing for about 45 minutes. No kissing, almost no teasing, and very little rubbing against my hands while I'm laying there. Now, I was happy with the massage, but sure would have liked more teasing and touching. But I'm not going to initiate that too much, I'm just going to react very positively to her initiative until I know she's comfortable. It didn't really happen.

Finally there's the flip, and I offered to massage her. She says how about at the end, but I said no, let's do it now! She was very clear that she only wanted her shoulders rubbed. So I did a very respectful shoulder massage and as she felt more comfortable got to do her whole body. The thing is, she just didn't seem happy to be there, or wanting to participate in any of that kind of activity. That's a downer for me, and I'm not going to push it, so eventually I just laid down and let her do her thing. She ended up asking if I wanted to come in her mouth instead of having sex, and I said sure that sounds good. Which it did, and at this point I was kind of ready to be done.

So overall it wasn't a terrible experience, but definitely not what I was expecting, nor everything I really wanted. And I'm a little sad because I have about 4 more weeks before this is in the budget again (I'm being super disciplined about how much money I spend on this hobby).

I might go back again based on people's reviews of the other providers there, but I definitely would not want Kelly.

**Manager9** · 09-29-26 16:06

Originally Posted by Efurufe [View Original Post]

Photos of Coco at JM is my best guess based on the title, photos, and description.

That is her IMO. She is hot and skinny but I am not sure she is always on the roster. I guess repeat customers can make a special request?

**WamSam** · 09-29-26 15:58

New shop on NE 8TH. Decent sized rooms without being too big. For those of us above average body sizes, it was nice not being cramped and claustrophobic but also not like a doctor's office (those are the worst). It's been a long time since I last gave a shit about the inside of a shop, but being in one that is new and well done, I was like "woah. I guess it kind of does matter to me".

House fees are 50/70 same L1/ L2 offerings as M and Monica at 60/120 respectively. 180 for untranslated L2 but the option is there unlike the other two. Also, untranslated is YMMV so pricy but you also need to come correct on hygiene and look like you don't have rabies.

Hey, it's BLV but all three of these shops are not as crazy as Alice and Lotus on the same offerings (neither offer untranslated that I am aware of).

I didn't catch the name of who I saw, but had an attractive 30-ish little firecracker with a big smile. I prefer a harder massage and for little bitty thing, she is surprisingly strong.

I don't really mix FS with massage anymore. When I am going for FS, 30 or 60 minutes, either one, I'm not going to have time for massage. It just isn't practical for me. This spot is going to fill that massage first with that decent non-FS extra done really well. The role I had hoped either M or Monika's could fill but just never quite worked for me. Because right now I basically only get a massage when my two favorite dumplings have their lady days. This will be a nice addition to the rotation.

**Efurufe** · 09-29-26 14:37

Originally Posted by JonnyWongCong [View Original Post]

What's the shenanigans s this?

Photos of Coco at JM is my best guess based on the title, photos, and description.

**JonnyWongCong** · 09-29-26 03:12

Originally Posted by Tactown420 [View Original Post]

JM massage.

What's the shenanigans ís this?

**Ampking69** · 09-29-26 00:58

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

Usually YMMV but it can be anywhere from 140-180. I'd say ask them before you engage. Better be upfront about it rather than discussing tips mid session.

Yes, discussing tips during the flip sorta kills the mood. Better to finalize the paperwork either before or after the session.

**Trappin1719** · 09-28-26 17:40

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

Usually YMMV but it can be anywhere from 140-180. I'd say ask them before you engage. Better be upfront about it rather than discussing tips mid session.

I'd venture to say the donation is for the time more than a particular activity. Keep it simple and get you a the or hr massage. Your paying for a the or hr massage. Do t overthink it. If you trying to haggle and negotiate for $10-$20 you need a new hobby.