Massage Parlor Reports

**ArchStanton2** · 09-29-26 10:41

Originally Posted by FridayKatz [View Original Post]

FYI. Lucy informed me that their Alabaster store has been open for business for about a week now.

FK.

Has anyone been there in the last couple weeks?

**SilverDawg** · 09-22-26 08:47

It is a man. Save you mongers the trouble. I come to you massage is ad title.

**JHanson128** · 09-13-26 13:24

Anybody know if any of the folks there are still active? Hate that they had to get shut down. Been looking for an alternative preferably in hoover.

**DuckHed** · 09-12-26 13:43

Originally Posted by Rich3783 [View Original Post]

Decided to try my luck at Ancient today. End up getting the skinny tall'ish girl, I forgot the name she gave me. Back massage was really good and decent about 45 min. On the flip, she was harboring on DYI, and kept squeezing oil in the hand and everything. I couldn't get her to budge on her doing anything extra for me. She even wouldn't let me feel over or under clothing. So I had to settle with DYI. Gave her +40 for the time, but probably won't end up over in Hoover no time soon. God I miss Angel Spa already. I will stick with my UTR in Hoover for the time being. Anybody else had any experience with the new Tru opening at least? I would love to know before I indulge.

Consider yourself lucky. I didn't get nothing but an average massage at best!

**Bladz** · 09-11-26 12:13

Originally Posted by FridayKatz [View Original Post]

FYI. Lucy informed me that their Alabaster store has been open for business for about a week now.

FK.

And will last at least 3 month before hitting the news with a bust. Ever notice how it always is a "Months long" investigation? Guess they have to make sure as many because on the payroll have to get some on the tax payers dime as possible before pulling the plug.

**RiverRat99** · 09-11-26 06:41

Originally Posted by MammieJammer [View Original Post]

Well you're right about the scene in Atlanta. But as for Birmingham and for that matter all of Alabama the AMP scene has pretty much been dead for 15 years or longer. It used to be on nearly every corner there was an AMP were full service could be had with really beautiful young Korean girls. But the new Battle Cry for LEO is human trafficking. Pretty much no one that I ever experienced was underage but many were in their twenties or very early thirties so nowadays they throw around the human trafficking thing which makes it a much more severe charge. Because of that any Spa that even dips their toe in offers very minimal services and even those are very few and far between. It's gotten to the point where doing the AMP circuit is just a huge waste of money. The services that are offered are pretty much non-existent there's pretty much no nudity from the provider it's just a hassle all the way around. For me it is much simpler to find an escort provider put my money down and know what I'm going to get for it and even though that's considerably more expensive it works out to be more economical in the long run because you're not wasting money on a hit or miss handjob or DIY even if you're lucky enough to get that. Sadly my friend the AMP scene is not only dead but it's been dead for a long long time and what's left is becoming worse and less reliable. MJ.

Remember Yoshiko (spelling?) They used to rotate in K-girls from L. A. And it was heaven on earth. Sadly Alabama and Georgia are quickly becoming MADD mother (Mothers against dick diddling) police states. Everything is trafficking now. You go get a L1 at the wrong time / wrong place from a granny Chinese- you're a trafficker. The same bullshit we went thru with drunk driving and pissed off females is what you are seeing again. Women with an axe to grind against all men. Hate to tell them its not going away. There will be temporary setbacks but it will go underground and get even worse. The true solution is legalizing it like in Europe. That will be next- it will take a decade but it is coming. No you say, never happen. That's what I used to say about getting pot in the mail!

~River

**Rich3783** · 09-11-26 01:43

Decided to try my luck at Ancient today. End up getting the skinny tall'ish girl, I forgot the name she gave me. Back massage was really good and decent about 45 min. On the flip, she was harboring on DYI, and kept squeezing oil in the hand and everything. I couldn't get her to budge on her doing anything extra for me. She even wouldn't let me feel over or under clothing. So I had to settle with DYI. Gave her +40 for the time, but probably won't end up over in Hoover no time soon. God I miss Angel Spa already. I will stick with my UTR in Hoover for the time being. Anybody else had any experience with the new Tru opening at least? I would love to know before I indulge.

**Friday Katz** · 09-07-26 23:27

FYI. Lucy informed me that their Alabaster store has been open for business for about a week now.

FK.

**MrGoin1386** · 08-13-26 16:02

Is candy worth going visiting.

**Friday Katz** · 08-09-26 23:11

The manager, Lucy, said their last day at their present location will be Aug 15. They'll be open for business (449 Huffman) at new location on Aug 16. As a side note she said they were paying $3 K in rent and $1 K a month for electricity for that dump.

She also said that the Alabaster branch will reopen soon and Candy will run that. No date given. I guess they won the fight against the prostitution charges.

FK.

**MammieJammer** · 08-07-26 19:17

Originally Posted by Sike444 [View Original Post]

Man, this place has become like Montgomery. When I moved here from the gump in 2023 I was so excited at all of the opportunities and availability. Now, it's pretty much dead.

If anyone remembers the downfall of MGM Athletic Center & Massage in Montgomery, it was a tragic time. That was the only place you could find an L1 there. No L2 in an AMP in a 50+ mile radius.

That's why I was so excited when I got here. Sunny massage, Tru Alabaster, Angel, Deep roots 280, etc etc.

Sure, there's a slight pulse, but this place is on major life support. But it's getting worse.

Not that there's much we can do except moan about it here.

I feel like even the scene in Atlanta is dying, much less than it used to be anyways.

Well you're right about the scene in Atlanta. But as for Birmingham and for that matter all of Alabama the AMP scene has pretty much been dead for 15 years or longer. It used to be on nearly every corner there was an AMP were full service could be had with really beautiful young Korean girls. But the new Battle Cry for LEO is human trafficking. Pretty much no one that I ever experienced was underage but many were in their twenties or very early thirties so nowadays they throw around the human trafficking thing which makes it a much more severe charge. Because of that any Spa that even dips their toe in offers very minimal services and even those are very few and far between. It's gotten to the point where doing the AMP circuit is just a huge waste of money. The services that are offered are pretty much non-existent there's pretty much no nudity from the provider it's just a hassle all the way around. For me it is much simpler to find an escort provider put my money down and know what I'm going to get for it and even though that's considerably more expensive it works out to be more economical in the long run because you're not wasting money on a hit or miss handjob or DIY even if you're lucky enough to get that. Sadly my friend the AMP scene is not only dead but it's been dead for a long long time and what's left is becoming worse and less reliable. MJ.

**Sike444** · 08-07-26 18:33

Man, this place has become like Montgomery. When I moved here from the gump in 2023 I was so excited at all of the opportunities and availability. Now, it's pretty much dead.

If anyone remembers the downfall of MGM Athletic Center & Massage in Montgomery, it was a tragic time. That was the only place you could find an L1 there. No L2 in an AMP in a 50+ mile radius.

That's why I was so excited when I got here. Sunny massage, Tru Alabaster, Angel, Deep roots 280, etc etc.

Sure, there's a slight pulse, but this place is on major life support. But it's getting worse.

Not that there's much we can do except moan about it here.

I feel like even the scene in Atlanta is dying, much less than it used to be anyways.

**Patsyteam** · 08-02-26 02:35

Originally Posted by PapiCrk [View Original Post]

Hey fellow mongers, visting Hoover AL and wanted to know which parlors are worth my time to try? Any info is greatly appreciated. If you want to get detailed, please dm me and thanks.

Hoover is dead afiak. Angel spa was the last of the mohicans and don't know of another. Sorry.

**MammieJammer** · 07-31-26 14:55

In light of the recent high volume of LEO activity and raids on AMP parlors all over Alabama I would suggest being very careful with whom you share information in your private messages and DMs. There's no doubt that LEO is always fishing for information that they can use in their pursuit of AMP parlors participating in the hobby. Be wary of requests for information from those members who almost never post and who perhaps only post once every few years. Sharing information in your private messages and DMs is always better reserved for trusted Senior members who contribute to the Forum on a regular basis, just be careful as there is a lot of LEO activity at this time and with it being an election year one can't be too careful. I'm only suggesting this in regard to your DMs and private messages and not to the sharing of information in the public forum, sharing of information here is always highly encouraged where members can evaluate such information with a grain of salt based on who made the post! Be careful out there! MJ.

**PapiCrk** · 07-28-26 16:53

Hey fellow mongers, visting Hoover AL and wanted to know which parlors are worth my time to try? Any info is greatly appreciated. If you want to get detailed, please dm me and thanks.