Streetwalker Reports

**Happy One** · 02-23-09 13:55

Not impressed at all, thoght I had something special after previous report. Picked her up the other nite and got all exited when she said her name. Long dark hair, short with nice butt and looked like nice tits. She was talking ninty mile an hour, I realized she was skyed up on cocaine. Went to parking spot and when she got undressed, disappointed. What used to be nice natural large breasts were deflated & sagging. Then she kept apoligising she needed a shower badly. Decided to to get BBJWCIM which was just so so. She is on the drug down hill slide badly, would probable not repeat. She looks cute, 5'2 about 110 lbs. Oh well, they come and they go.

**The Lovemuscle** · 02-23-09 02:04

Came back to town after my previous adventure with Luann and hit the WW loop. Right away, I spotted a tall slim blonde with a felt ear wrap looking very cold. Took quick turn around the block, looking for donut chasers and gave the nod as I went past and pulled into a side street. The blonde followed and quickly jumped into the car. I pulled off and asked about doing my OB/GYN LEO check and kept driving while she fumbled around loosening her belt. I was starting to get suspicious because she was taking so long but just about the time I was going to pull over and let her out, I realized that she was having to undo belt, jeans and some dayum longjohns. I dipped my hand behind the belt and snaked down to the cooze. Lightly fuzzed and the finger passed the sniff test so off we went to the previously rented notel. This girl had nothing to say the entire ride. Answered my questions but that was it. Talk about a non conversationalist. However she did look clean and much prettier than your average WW Ho. We got to the room and she agreed to a pair of Jacksons for multiple pops. No anal but I had pretty much had my fill of brownie earlier in the day. Started out with an average BBBJ and I was staring at that very pretty, lightly haied cooze. I'm not usually into DATY with street girls but since I had figured out from questioning her that she was a long term "friend" of bisexy Sarah, that just maybe I could get something turned on, some how. After 15 minutes of DATY, I asked if she were getting anything out of it. She answered that she'd already come twice, "Didn't you feel my legs spasm? ". Oh well, if a twitch was all I was going to get, so be it. Slid into her mish and got just about as much reaction as my tongue had achieved earlier. Flipped her over for doggie and when I went to grab her hair, she pulled it away. Hell, if I can't have her hair to hang onto, how the hell am I going to steer? I told her if we were gonna get this old man rolling, it was up to her, so with a minimum of groaning and complaining "I don't like to be on top", she started a decent, if uninspired CG. I popped and although she had agreed to multiple pops, told her to get dressed, that I was fini. Luann, who I reported in my last post was nothing to write home about in terms of pretty, was awesome in the bed. This chick, who could have been very pretty with clothes and make up. Left a lot to be desired in the sack. So here's my read: Victoria 5'9, 125, blonde Face 7, body 6, A cups, attitude 3, passion factor 0. Took digits but would not repeat.

**Dr.Monger** · 02-23-09 01:53

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

Next we need to educate Bench about "Mr. Ray".

Why, did he not watch Channel 45 after school as a kid?

Not Captain Chesapeake, we are talking about the hair weave guy right? lol

Dr. Monger

**The Lovemuscle** · 02-23-09 01:28

It seems like I'm having no luck at all with the Balto "dial a ho" game. I called Heather this afternoon on my way into town and she told me that she was out and about, just call her when I got close to Pontiac. 30 minutes later, I made the call and went to voicemail. OK, she's servicing one of you guys so, unselfish gentleman that I am, I head down to the 7 11 to have a cup of bad coffee and wait for whatever monger beat me out to drop a wad and finish up. 30 minutes later, no call so I hit some back streets to see what was available,

At the turn onto Fairhaven, I spot Luann. Did quick circle of the block as I had some clown right on my tail. He went straight at the 2nd turn so I picked up the ho. 37, about 5' 1 and 115, brunette. The face looked a little hard but the smallish B cups under the sweatshirt seemed fine for a girl that's obviously been on the streets for a while. Did my OB/GYN exam (my version of the LEO check that doubles as an opportunity to get a sniff of anything that smells bad before going any further). She passed the sniff test and agreed to 30 FS with a tip for top performance, so we headed for the notel. It was too early for Tims since I wanted a room for the night and didn't want to shell out 65 bucks. I was planning to come back in the evening with one of the Hos that had been reviewed highly here. Got a room and started to disrobe when she tells me that although she's clean now, she had an abcess cut out of her thigh 2 years ago. I looked and it must have been a bad but the scar was not new so the little head prevailed. What an outstanding BBBJ! I've been in this game longer than the boards have been in existence and can't remember better head. I almost let the game end there but pushed her back onto the bed for some mish, then doggie. I slipped my thumb into the brownie while pumping that poon and met no resistance so, slowly slid in the back door. I no sooner got in then she started moaning, thrashing and coming. I'm fine with the fake orgasms that I generally get but this one was without a doubt, genuine. IT was also the 1st of many over the next hour and a half. No rush. This chick was having a good time and so was I. By the time Ileft, I'd forgotten all about my plans to return with another Ho. Bad news was that this one wasn't going to be able to come back out after 9 PM. I collected her digits for a future event and brought her back to Fairhaven/ Gladly handed her the promised 30 and a jackson tip. Here's my read: Face 4, body 5, attitude 10, passion factor 9. Would for sure, repeat.

**Benchseats Rock** · 02-23-09 00:46

Originally Posted by Baltimonger

Next we need to educate Bench about "Mr. Ray".

I'm game as long as it involves copious amounts of alcohol and you promise me we can play dial a hooker.

**The Lovemuscle** · 02-22-09 21:53

Originally Posted by Dr.Monger

I am a little confused. Where is the Heather that you titled this report after? Also, what is P/P? Did you mean Patapsco? PP usually means a whole different part of town.

Dr. Monger

My bad. I should have said I found HEATHER at Locust.

**Horsetrader** · 02-22-09 20:53

You guys are full of interesting information. Are you preparing for a Baltimore trivia contest? This stuff is really off topic, but I like it.

**Kulli** · 02-22-09 20:24

Frank McCourt was a Maryland state senator, who disappeared decades ago during a legislative session and turned up discovering himself in Nepal! Luskin and McCourt later were in the process of redeveloping the Baltimore Fishmarket complex -- where the bars and Port Discovery are located. They sank millions into the project but failed to pay some small amounts of taxes and fees. Without them paying any attention, the city sold it at a tax sale. The McCourt/Luskin partnership had something like six months to pay the overdue amounts -- with interest. They failed to do so and a bunch of investors took control of the building and sold it to the city at a great profit.
Sic transit.

**Baltimonger** · 02-22-09 19:45

Originally Posted by Dr.Monger

You know Steven L. Miles is related to Jack Luskin. The "L" stands for Luskin. I know it's off topic (even for the underlying off topic that spawned it!) Just thought it was an interesting tidbit.

Dr. Monger

Jack's daughter Jamie McCourt's husband Frank owns the Dodgers.

Next we need to educate Bench about "Mr. Ray".

**Dr.Monger** · 02-22-09 19:10

Originally Posted by G Cubed

As anyone who lived in Baltimore in the 70's and 80's knows, the cheapest guy in town was Jack Luskin, owner of the now-defunct Luskin's appliance chain.

You know Steven L. Miles is related to Jack Luskin. The "L" stands for Luskin. I know it's off topic (even for the underlying off topic that spawned it!) Just thought it was an interesting tidbit.

Dr. Monger

**Dr.Monger** · 02-22-09 19:09

Originally Posted by The Lovemuscle

After searching in vain for W/W Sarah's digits, I hit the road for my 1st nite back in Balto in 6 months. Have to say that it hasn't changed much except that you guys seem to have eaten all the poontang. I hit the W/W stroll, PP then SA a couple of times and was just about to head home when I spotted Sarah at Locust. Late 20s WSW 5'3, 130lbs Really nice blonde hair and I'm a sucker for long blonde hair that smells clean. Did a quick scoop and started for Tim's when she told me that her 12 yo daughter was home by herself and she couldn't stay away that long. Now, I hate car dates and I hate car dates in balto, where the donut chaser to SW ratio is about 1 to 1. Of course the little head prevailed and we went to a spot that to me seemed waaay too exposed. Settled on 30 for FS after my quick OB/GYN exam and she started with a very nice BBBJ. 5 minutes into the event, I'm thinking cars aren't so bad, when I hear a woop woop and my entire interior lit up in flashing blue. My heart goes into my throoat and I'm buttoning up while trying to stay very flat below the car window. All of a sudden Sarah sticks her head up and the blue lights are gone and we're in complete silence. She says "that wasn't for us. Can you believe it? ". I still can't believe it because I know they had to have been right behind us. We left the area and I dropped her off on 4th St. With 10 of the 30 and a promise to call her tomorrow when she'll have the time to do a proper job. Hopefuuly, will be able to complete the report then.

I am a little confused. Where is the Heather that you titled this report after? Also, what is P/P? Did you mean Patapsco? PP usually means a whole different part of town.

Dr. Monger

**Jack Luskin** · 02-22-09 18:35

Originally Posted by Benchseats Rock

So you're Mr. Tire in disguise?

No, but I fucked his daughter

http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/bridge...o-pictures.htm

**G Cubed** · 02-22-09 10:55

As anyone who lived in Baltimore in the 70's and 80's knows, the cheapest guy in town was Jack Luskin, owner of the now-defunct Luskin's appliance chain.

**Benchseats Rock** · 02-22-09 10:30

Originally Posted by Oral Roberts

I picked up Nikki a few weeks ago. The same whose pics have been posted here before by Dave MD. I picked her up on Wikens & Payson. No tits, but a nice fuck. Gave me her digits and her address on Pennington in Curtis Bay. A bit pushy about more bills but still worth a repeat.

The Cheapest Guy In Town.

So you're Mr. Tire in disguise?

**GirlsGoneWild** · 02-22-09 09:25

Originally Posted by Oral Roberts

I picked up Nikki a few weeks ago. The same whose pics have been posted here before by Dave MD. I picked her up on Wikens & Payson. No tits, but a nice fuck. Gave me her digits and her address on Pennington in Curtis Bay. A bit pushy about more bills but still worth a repeat.

The Cheapest Guy In Town.

I know her for several years she will take money out of your wallet or and pockets. I always gave her $s she wanted and it vary from 60-120 at times and still she will roll you. Also, if you take her to you house, alway have an eye on her. Sticky fingers. Tell her to keep clapping her hands when you do not have your eyes on her so see what she is doing.