Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[MainDude]

Kinda TOFTT. Got a lead on new girl at Good Spa. YoYo. Visited and she is cute, 30's, long hair, nice figure.

I always like to get a hug from my MT and she was sticky, sweaty. Kinda yuck.

I assumed the position on the table and I notice that the bedding is wet where my arms are. Like they didn't fully dry the sheets prior to putting them on the bed. And no it was not the kind of wet that you all are thinking LOL.

Anyway, the massage was ok. No other services offered. Will definitely not return.

[Jotarobbc]

That can be a tough explanation. Because in some cultures or dialects "legit" means "the real deal" which some people might interpret to mean this is a good shop! I've even heard girls (not necessarily Spa girls) described as "legit" meaning they are hot or beautiful or a combination but whatever, it's good!

And conversely it can mean "legitimatly legal" no funny business. Most of us accept that the real meaning of "legit" in AMPs mean "no extras".

Thank you for the better explanation.

[The Banger]

I don't mean what I am about to write personally.

I am not saying you're stupid, but maybe you have trouble when thinking.

Legit means Legitimate, which means there are no "L"s at all. Just for prosperity, "L"s mean Levels, which mean there aren't any there.

That can be a tough explanation. Because in some cultures or dialects "legit" means "the real deal" which some people might interpret to mean this is a good shop! I've even heard girls (not necessarily Spa girls) described as "legit" meaning they are hot or beautiful or a combination but whatever, it's good!

And conversely it can mean "legitimatly legal" no funny business. Most of us accept that the real meaning of "legit" in AMPs mean "no extras".

[HankyDaPanky]

Is it L3??

I don't mean what I am about to write personally.

I am not saying you're stupid, but maybe you have trouble when thinking.

Legit means Legitimate, which means there are no "L"s at all. Just for prosperity, "L"s mean Levels, which mean there aren't any there.

[Jotarobbc]

Magic is legit.

Is it L3??

[HankyDaPanky]

Relax Magic.

Went to an Italian restaurant to eat in gurnee and saw a place called "Relax Magic". Didn't have time to stop in but does anyone know if there are any extra or any "magic" going on there?

Magic is legit.

[MikeJones333]

Relax Magic.

Went to an Italian restaurant to eat in gurnee and saw a place called "Relax Magic". Didn't have time to stop in but does anyone know if there are any extra or any "magic" going on there?

[HankyDaPanky]

Anyone know why Foot in Round Lake Beach is closed today?

[SwedishGuy1]

Does anyone know if the lady that was at the B A Heath I and Winthrop Harbor is still providing massages? Last I checked BA Health was closed and the phone number no longer working?

Does anyone know if Anna from Winthrop Harbor B A is still providing massages? She is the older lady that worked at the b a massage parlor a few years back. I appreciate any info. She was very nice lady. Thank you and advance!

[Julian7]

If you are an asshole and are overly aggressive I would say your chances are fairly good to get scolded or she may just tell you to stop. If you casually caress her and she doesn't pull away you are in for some fun. If it is a place where the girls are there for what most are, they don't want LE involved either. Common sense man.

After experimenting in a few different places, here's what I found. The sample size is seven, so it's still fairly small.

If the girls are wearing dresses, fun zone. (2)
If they're wearing scrubs, no fun zone. (5)

[HankyDaPanky]

What are the chances that I get kicked out or called police on if I caress a leg or grab some ass?

If you are an asshole and are overly aggressive I would say your chances are fairly good to get scolded or she may just tell you to stop. If you casually caress her and she doesn't pull away you are in for some fun. If it is a place where the girls are there for what most are, they don't want LE involved either. Common sense man.

[Julian7]

Oh I was kidding about monger rules,. , theyre unwritten, but hankys advice is spot on, I just sit on the table completely naked until masseuse comes in to gauge her reaction. Other than that I'll add, when she's on the side of table, working on lower back and or legs, reach out and rub her legs gently, if she pulls away usually that's a no go sign for extras. Other than that if she plays with your ass a lot, rubbing that's usually a good sign but not gaurantee. Good luck.

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What are the chances that I get kicked out or called police on if I caress a leg or grab some ass?

[Julian7]

Got a good massage and L1 at PH a couple of weeks ago. They are def cautious. I started rubbing her ass on flip and was hard. She says "you do it" but I said no, your better. She eventually completed with no prob. I'm assuming that any place with the front door locked and cameras is game. Just got to be persistent. GL.

I saw that they advertise on Bedpage. It is unusual if they want to stick to legit massages.

[CakeLover13]

Oh I was kidding about monger rules,. , theyre unwritten, but hankys advice is spot on, I just sit on the table completely naked until masseuse comes in to gauge her reaction. Other than that I'll add, when she's on the side of table, working on lower back and or legs, reach out and rub her legs gently, if she pulls away usually that's a no go sign for extras. Other than that if she plays with your ass a lot, rubbing that's usually a good sign but not gaurantee. Good luck.

Is there a compilation of mongering rules in AMPs for HE? Either I am unlucky or fucking something up without realizing.

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[Julian7]

Not sure if the word "rules" apply but I've never had an issues getting what I'm looking for.

So. . . /.

Be nice.

Pay the door fee, get undressed (fully), lay face down and wait.

Ask her name and introduce yourself when she comes in to start. Sometimes they cover you, sometimes not. No biggie.

When she's at the head of the table play a little grab ass. If she flinches then chances are dwindling. Most times I ask "ok?" and most times they are ok with it.

See what kind of massage she throws down. If you like it, enjoy it. If its sub par, tell her you're ready for hot towel (if she used oil). If no oil, roll over and remove the towel. She'll either motion a HJ, or cover you up, the latter being not a good sign. If she asked you what you want, tell her by motioning or verbally. They know that much English generally speaking.

Probably need to negotiate. DON'T sell out. She will ask whatever she wants, but at the end of the day she is there to make money. If she is too high, tell her what you are willing to pay.

Be nice. They are there to make money and you are there to release in a manner you hope to achieve. Only a few times have I had a dud. Lackluster, unenthusiastic HJ or sometimes they just don't know how to do what you like. Tell her. Guide her. You and her will both appreciate it. If not, don't go back.

Tipping is at your discretion, but don't be paying a hundo for a HJ. Fuck that.

And to the ladies we all appreciate. . . THe more you serve the better the tip in my book. I like to be pampered, help getting dressed afterward, and treated like she can't wait for me too get back there. You doo that and you will be rewarded.

To the cheapskates. Ask yourself how much you need to make if a not so pleasent looking woman came in and asked you to chow down on her. THen just do the math.

That's my take on it.

Thank you. I identified a few things I was doing wrong.

Also I am tall, muscular, and shave my head. I almost always wear dark shades. I wouldn't be surprised if I am giving LEO vibes.