Massage Parlor Reports

[SoundWave1986]

Have not ventured out as much as would have liked, but there have been a few things of note recently outside of bad luck of busy lots at Lucky 7, Ming and BB.

A few weeks ago stopped by Phoenix as I heard Luna from Firehouse may have been there. Went in and greeted by someone that looked like her and asked her name at the room and she said Luna. Woohoo! She asked if I wanted 2 girl, I said not today, wanted to just focus on her as the time I met her was amazing. I gave house fee and tip upfront total $$. She left and the door opened, but it was not Luna, the bait and switch. Before me stood a dark haired woman in red and black lingerie. She was maybe 5'3"ish and a little thicker than Luna, not fat, just healthy. Asked her name and she said Coco.

We started with a light massage which was ok, but could have been a little firmer that day. After the flip some lfk and roaming hands. She got undressed and there was no disappointment. Nicely sized large B or smaller C, think they were natural or well done if MM. She teased until the CBJ started, paused her to enjoy the DATY. Think both enjoyed that part a lot. Finished standing mish and was a good experience. She thanked a lot and said next time more massage. Asked her how long she would be there, she wasn't sure as it was her first day there. I would definitely be happy if I got back there while she was still there, but Angela still set the bar so high that she will forever be missed unless she returns.

[Captgol]

Nah bro this woman has been around for a good while but I started in 2020 and she doesn't get business like the FS shops because she is known for a good massage and only L1. It helps that I'm younger than most, handsome and charming, I can't lie. But believe what you want bro. (Also to those that PMed me I just answered).

Yeah but the point of this forum isn't to write dear penthouse letters its to share information for safety and for value for money.

Look I started young as well. I got free services then and extras that I believe others didn't. You might be right. But your post contributes nothing of value. If you want to keep it to yourself then do just that.

My as for my report.

I saw Bri who advertises on rub rankings. Easy set up. Located in a nice area. Almost too nice and I cant see her staying there thought she's been there awhile now. Not much of a massage. But open menu. I wouldn't repeat. Service was good but the location, her looks, smelled like weed, wears a wig. Money is better spent elsewhere imo.

Stay safe.

[BearCoach1]

Has anyone tried them?

[Step On Me]

I have been out of the scene for a while. Are there any places that still offer a decent table shower? Thank you.

[West Central]

We came back to Letters to Penthouse and The Prickyard all in one thread.

[Gulovable3]

🤣Thank you both for the laugh. Been a long day.

"I am sure that I am the only exception and that's what makes it great" . Dude every last one of these girls (including some of the shop owners) do L3 and uncovered for the right price or the right guy - if they like you. When they say you are the only one, that's code for - "I've been a cum dumpster for only 3 other "special" guys this week. Either you are new to this or you're exquisitely delusional.

Also find me someone else that does FS for less than $ then we will talk big dawg, no disrespect.

[Gulovable3]

🤣Thank you both for the laugh. Been a long day.

"I am sure that I am the only exception and that's what makes it great" . Dude every last one of these girls (including some of the shop owners) do L3 and uncovered for the right price or the right guy - if they like you. When they say you are the only one, that's code for - "I've been a cum dumpster for only 3 other "special" guys this week. Either you are new to this or you're exquisitely delusional.

Nah bro this woman has been around for a good while but I started in 2020 and she doesn't get business like the FS shops because she is known for a good massage and only L1. It helps that I'm younger than most, handsome and charming, I can't lie. But believe what you want bro. (Also to those that PMed me I just answered).

[Noble509-shill]

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You told people to report the post but you didn't and just REPOSTED it so people could see it again so you could call them out? How does that make sense?

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[SirRubAlot]

Got back in town late last night around 9. I called my favorite provider for a much needed massage and you know what else (she prefers a call). I arrive pretty close to closing time and tell her to lock the doors. After the massage was over she asks what do I want L1 (she is a L1 only provider this is a FACT) I tell her I want FS. She does the usual talk about she doesn't do that because she wants to stay safe. So we end up catching and chatting for around 10-15 minutes then she agrees. Funny thing is we have done L3 no cover at least 3 times. I am sure that I am the only exception and that's what makes it great. She then asks how much I remind her that I every time I only tip 40 for the massage she then agrees. She closes the blinds and moved the table away from the wall and I go in bare hitting it hard in standing mish then I regular mish she was telling me slow but I still kept my pace, I then pulled out and noticed her legs were shaking. After we switch to doggy and I am ramming her for around 20 minutes but eventually gave up on nutting cause I was tired, it had been at least a hour and a half. I get dressed and leave a $ just to be nice. 140 total for everything including massage.

Am I to conclude that you are a magnificent stud and she is somewhat dim? Get a life and post something useful. Infuriating that the site has been such a *****, then it works and your turd of a post shows up.

🤣Thank you both for the laugh. Been a long day.

"I am sure that I am the only exception and that's what makes it great" . Dude every last one of these girls (including some of the shop owners) do L3 and uncovered for the right price or the right guy - if they like you. When they say you are the only one, that's code for - "I've been a cum dumpster for only 3 other "special" guys this week. Either you are new to this or you're exquisitely delusional.

[SapFlapClap]

Meant to post more in my previous.

Smile

Stopped by today and was greeted by older gal. Asked to see the other. Took a bit of back and forth before she understood what I was asking, or more likely she was just playing dumb. Other girl came in, also older but clearly didn’t have a bra on. Massage was nice. Got some grab action in there, very perky. That was all for that visit.

M Spa

Was greeted by a tiny thing who immediately appeared irritated. Before we even got to the room she barked "YOU TIP!" at me LOL. That was a pass.

A1.

Was greeted by another tiny thing. Asked to see other girl but she was busy for another 20 minutes.

Drove by Summer and Lilly only to find several of you mongers lined up sitting in your vehicles LOL. Pass and pass.

Then texted several of the Asian esports with no reply. You'll have these days! Wish I had more intriguing tales to offer!

[Gulovable3]

Am I to conclude that you are a magnificent stud and she is somewhat dim? Get a life and post something useful. Infuriating that the site has been such a *****, then it works and your turd of a post shows up.

Anybody can PM me BUT this guy. LOL.

[JohnGuest]

False advertising unfortunately /.

I went back and read the post I responded to about KK making claims. Less than half of what was claimed is true. This is my experience from three visits. It really just a normal spa with standard FS.

Sorry if I misled.

[SapFlapClap]

Accidentally made this a new thread. Tried to delete it but couldn't crack the code. Let.

Me know if there's a way to do that.

Stopped by today and was greeted by what appeared to be at first a cute thing, medium build, round face, nice Bs. Massage started and was overall pleasant. Upon flipping, she went right to hinting at more. I usually say just massage until I get a better read of looks and vibe. I said, "just massage, please. " She then starts with the tip plea. Gets out her translator app and proceeds to tell me they don't get commission yadda blah. I tell her that I tip at the end, to which she says, "how much?" Ugh just do what I've already paid for! I then say the amount I intend to tip, which I feel is pretty generous, probably shouldn't have done that. She didn't seem to think it was very generous. She gives a big "UGH!" with a pouty face. Rest of the massage was decent though I was expecting she'd short me on time, and she did. Another monger came in and she left to answer. Comes back in and I ask if she's the only girl, to which she says no. LOL why didn't she get the dang door!? Overall meh time, plus she's got a pancake bum. Didn't get a look at the alleged other girl.

[ChipRock]

Got back in town late last night around 9. I called my favorite provider for a much needed massage and you know what else (she prefers a call). I arrive pretty close to closing time and tell her to lock the doors. After the massage was over she asks what do I want L1 (she is a L1 only provider this is a FACT) I tell her I want FS. She does the usual talk about she doesn't do that because she wants to stay safe. So we end up catching and chatting for around 10-15 minutes then she agrees. Funny thing is we have done L3 no cover at least 3 times. I am sure that I am the only exception and that's what makes it great. She then asks how much I remind her that I every time I only tip 40 for the massage she then agrees. She closes the blinds and moved the table away from the wall and I go in bare hitting it hard in standing mish then I regular mish she was telling me slow but I still kept my pace, I then pulled out and noticed her legs were shaking. After we switch to doggy and I am ramming her for around 20 minutes but eventually gave up on nutting cause I was tired, it had been at least a hour and a half. I get dressed and leave a $ just to be nice. 140 total for everything including massage.

Am I to conclude that you are a magnificent stud and she is somewhat dim? Get a life and post something useful. Infuriating that the site has been such a *****, then it works and your turd of a post shows up.

[Jeast72]

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