Massage Parlor Reports

[Calorie]

I'm a fan of your work, Calorie, but I have to disagree on this one. This Blue is a different girl. Beyond the goofy pink signs and the second-floor setup, I don't think these two spots are associated.

Lax accu has all the hygeiene of a del taco in aleppo.

Castle spa has all the hygiene of a shitter at a del tacko in aleppo.

So they are different.

[Noah Bennett]

Looks like the owner of lax acu is running this place. She obviously trucked blue out of lax to this place, she had to take sawtelle north and then kind of left on ohio to go west then to wilshre and park her GFE ass at wilshire and 9th.

I'm a fan of your work, Calorie, but I have to disagree on this one. This Blue is a different girl. Beyond the goofy pink signs and the second-floor setup, I don't think these two spots are associated.

[Calorie]

I parked and spotted the not so discreet sign in the hallway entrance to the second floor. Dropped in, but didn't see Lucy or Tina. There was this sexy girl named Blue. Thin, short like 5'2", maybe 100 lbs. Cute face, long black hair, sexy body, nice pair of tits, super friendly and flirty. Gave me a real GFE experience soft kisses, a nice short massage that turned into her kissing my back and balls. Little tease on the taint, then she flipped me over to gobble my cock. Blue can suck a mean one, she can DT! She was super enthusiastic about it. Moaning while I gave her some verbal encouragement.

Cover went on, and her kitty was tight, very wet, and she loved the fast, rough play. The view of her sexy ass twerking on my cock in that giant wall mirror is Something I'll be remembering for a while. Her pussy felt great, but her blow job was Still the highlight. Had her blow me to completion, and everything drained out. I definitely recommend and will be coming back.

There was another girl there, named Sunny, I think that's what she said. She looked sexy too. Anyway, this place is a lot of fun.

Looks like the owner of lax acu is running this place. She obviously trucked blue out of lax to this place, she had to take sawtelle north and then kind of left on ohio to go west then to wilshre and park her GFE ass at wilshire and 9th.

[TJ2617]

Do all the girls there allow CIM? Do any of them allow BBFS?

[Noah Bennett]

I parked and spotted the not so discreet sign in the hallway entrance to the second floor. Dropped in, but didn't see Lucy or Tina. There was this sexy girl named Blue. Thin, short like 5'2", maybe 100 lbs. Cute face, long black hair, sexy body, nice pair of tits, super friendly and flirty. Gave me a real GFE experience soft kisses, a nice short massage that turned into her kissing my back and balls. Little tease on the taint, then she flipped me over to gobble my cock. Blue can suck a mean one, she can DT! She was super enthusiastic about it. Moaning while I gave her some verbal encouragement.

Cover went on, and her kitty was tight, very wet, and she loved the fast, rough play. The view of her sexy ass twerking on my cock in that giant wall mirror is Something I'll be remembering for a while. Her pussy felt great, but her blow job was Still the highlight. Had her blow me to completion, and everything drained out. I definitely recommend and will be coming back.

There was another girl there, named Sunny, I think that's what she said. She looked sexy too. Anyway, this place is a lot of fun.

[Calorie]

You guys need to get some judgment. This girl is girl next door looks if you were in dearborn. She is not attractive at all. She has to be late 40's. A body more busted than a bunch of fentanyl needles on skid row. She does have good BJ work but that is about it.

When we went to the full service mode, her snatch smelled like a combo of a catcher's mitt in the ninth inning of a nolan ryan no hitter and a cardboard corrugating machine. The whole session went to shit faster than a trucker after fasting for 24 hours and then hitting an arby's.

Tina had left for the night, prolly to get some dental work done after the head to the guy from the previous review.

Oh and after I finished with lucy, some dud tried to get in for 120 total and she kicked his ass out.

[MountainPeak]

Stopped by this morning and I had a four hand massage with Tina and Lucy. Both sexy gnd looks. Best part was having them suck on me at the same time and switch between giving me head and rimming me. Few pumps for each, two. Condom switches and a good finish in Tina's mouth. She loved trying to DT. I may have unloaded deep in her throat. These girls are fun.

[AutumnLeaf5]

Heard that there's a new spa opened near the pier on wilshire, has anyone tried it yet?

Yeah I stopped by today after reading some reviews from here and the other site. Here's what I got to say:

My therapist was Lucy, About 5'2" thin with brown hair cute face. Massage was decent from the 30 minutes I had, she spent about 10 min rubbing me down. Rest of the time was spent sucking my cock and balls. Letting me play with her nice tits. Natural Cs. As she called it, we did the boom boom CFS. Pussy Tight very responsive and got the job done. Finished with BBBJ CIM. Great gal. Cute and easy on the eyes. Next visit I'll go for a beer downstairs.

[Ampking69]

Heard that there's a new spa opened near the pier on wilshire, has anyone tried it yet?

[Noah Bennett]

There used to be a thread called "reports of distinction" and if it were still around, I'd nominate you for membership.

I laughed. I cried. The kind of prose I look for in a Homer novel.

His report on LAX Acupuncture had me dying. You should check that one out. Pure comedic gold.

[Hey Tim]

Spa castle is anything but fancy it has the ambiance of a tunnel in Gaza uh I mean Dearborn.

The carpeting it's straight out of the Fred flintstone era.

There used to be a thread called "reports of distinction" and if it were still around, I'd nominate you for membership.

I laughed. I cried. The kind of prose I look for in a Homer novel.

[Calorie]

Name of the place is spa castle and I think they use the old signs from the red Lantern precursor at the corner of around overland and Culver.

If you remember the place you had to go to upstairs with the sign somewhere as big as the rooftop light at the Luxor Las Vegas.

The location is 9th and Wilshire which is totally inappropriate for the kind of activities that are going on at this place.

It is upstairs over a bar that I have driven by about 150,000 times and would never step in.

It is close to randy's Donuts benny's Mexican and huckleberry one of these fancy schmancy breakfast joints on Wilshire.

Spa castle is anything but fancy it has the ambiance of a tunnel in Gaza uh I mean Dearborn.

The carpeting it's straight out of the Fred flintstone era.

There is absolutely no decor on the walls and as far as I can tell there are ]only two examining rooms with the break room made-up of some flop type beds.

I could not even tell if there was a bathroom.

When you go in from the downstairs there is a large sign that says spa castle and you walk up the stairs and there is a door and you are in there I suppose they are the only tenant upstairs it looked like there was a Pilates studio beforehand.

I get in and having read a review here of Luna being some outstanding piece of Wagyu I figure I would try her.

Luna answers and Luna looks like she does nails in Hacienda heights and not blowjobs in Santa Monica she is older with that reddish shit ass dye job and wearing a sort of dress that you would wear if you were going to a church at a nudist colony.

I asked if there was another girl there and now comes Angela.

Angela has a little more of a younger body and no fake hair coloring, who the living fuck knows how old she is.

She has a face that is as homely as that Guthrie woman that's been missing for about two years now and kind of a dead flat ass you could use to check the level of a high speed rail.

Weak man madd tits.

Ids I did not see any baby damage and there was no tattoos covering up her stomach.

She was wearing a sort of sun dress with almost lime clean panties she wasted quite a bit of time on the massage and I asked her to turn down the house lights and at least her breath smelled less than horrible.

She had me turn over without doing much crack work we do a brief negotiation as I was willing to pay the full $200 plus the 60 house. It was a rather subdued experience, after a blowjob on dan bilzerian level steroids, I did most of the position standing and tried my best to get a groove on in doggy. What I did was gyrate my penor inside of her love cave and she kept saying dancing dancing which was kind of annoying but it seemed like she got very wet down there and after I went flat doggy she kind of turned on the Cuisinart pussy mixer and I got close enough but there was no way I was going to make it in the glad bag.

So I pulled out and she got off the bed to begin a manual transmission she then let out two of the loudest pussy explosions in recorded western civilization I thought I was at del Taco in Los Robles on the five going to the bathroom with a long haul trucker who just had two burrito supremes after a 10 hour haul. It was rather frightening.

Anyhow she does this blow job where she deep throats you and you can feel the tip of your head kind of at the base of her ankles it is a little rough and not to my liking.

Anyhow this place is not probably long for the planet the minute somebody figures out what's going on up there the landlord will be put on notice and this place will be gone faster that a Clay Aiken hard on at a strip club.

200 tip, 60 for the house.

[Calorie]

Well, holy fucken randy's donuts. Apparently we have a new fuck patch at wilshire across from schwab and just a block east of randy's donuts. On wilshre. It is upstairs over a shit ass bar that looks like it is for people who got lost in time in santa monica.

I reconned the place last night. It looks like there is a staircase in the hallway and natch there was a bum sleeping there. The guys at the bar would not know from asian pussy if it hit them in the face on norton in k town. I will be going there soon.

[MassMe]

I would love reports on the places in SM.

A1- even allowing for Willie's fine work on cloud 9 at 1031* culver, a-1 is an old age home. It smells like piss. The women there are dead. You only go there for the FOMO, which includes the staircase up to the place that you need a sherpa guide to traverse, the break room with approximately 30 trillion rolls of toilet paper, and the dresses these old bags wear.

Sun? - you will not find more a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. This place needs to be targeted by an air to ground missile. It is awful.

Warf? - this is not in santa monica.

Ocean? Never heard of this palce.

Asian-massage-center? Nice work on the address there king.

1X IE Santa Monica Blvd. This place is acceptable but only handjobs.

And others?

Smassage. Not santa monica. A shithole in any event.

Indoor beach tan Santa Monica Blvd. Another winner with an address king.

https://www.massagecapital.com/ look like only legit.

Inddor beach tan is Located in: Vinci Plaza.

Address: 11901 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90025.

Ocean Massage. Located in: Lincoln Plaza.

Address: 711 Lincoln Blvd, Venice, CA 90291.

Warf? - This isn't in Santa Monica, but it's on Wilshire and very close to the border, is it FS?

[PriscillaM]

I would love reports on the places in SM.

A1- even allowing for Willie's fine work on cloud 9 at 1031* culver, a-1 is an old age home. It smells like piss. The women there are dead. You only go there for the FOMO, which includes the staircase up to the place that you need a sherpa guide to traverse, the break room with approximately 30 trillion rolls of toilet paper, and the dresses these old bags wear.

Sun? - you will not find more a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. This place needs to be targeted by an air to ground missile. It is awful.

Warf? - this is not in santa monica.

Ocean? Never heard of this palce.

Asian-massage-center? Nice work on the address there king.

1X IE Santa Monica Blvd. This place is acceptable but only handjobs.

And others?

Smassage. Not santa monica. A shithole in any event.

Indoor beach tan Santa Monica Blvd. Another winner with an address king.