Massage Parlor Reports

[MarkTwoThoUSA]

On cahuenga blvd across from universal. They have females and TS. Anyone tried the females? What was the damage?

[Chupacabra]

Corner of sawtelle and washington place (not boulevard). Southwest corner. Gray two story building that looks like it was designed by a guy who films threesome porn with two no shows. You know you have the place right if you see old men running up stairs somewhere between the speed of joe biden and usain bolt. There is an entransce on sawtelle but after you pound amy's young pussy you are shown the exit on washington place that is held open by a stick that looks like it was last used as a paddle in a catholic church in the 1800's. The mongers who come out look like they found out that gravity is actually proof of the divine.

LOL thanks, very descriptive. I'll try this place next, to get the taste of A+ Accupuncture out of my mouth. If I ask for Amy do you think I'll actually get Amy? Do they offer a lineup? I'm tired of the new normal. Which appears to be sending the ugliest girl with the least amount of clients to the door, no matter who was asked for, and seeing if he's polite enough to just bite the bullet and pay. Then play dumb afterwards.

[Chupacabra]

Sexy as fuck lily at A+ Spa on Robertson. 30 min session, of pure fun. We skipped the massage. She looked too sexy to waste any time. On her knees within 5 min BBBJ DT and those tits were out and bouncing for me to fondle with. Big sexy D size. Tight little pussy. I didn't last very long she was loving having me fuck her little brains out in standing mish. Little nympho took off the rubber herself and DT my cock until I CIM all in her throat. She's good. Regular damages. I hope she's still around for a while longer.

I had never been to A+ but I liked this review so I texted the mamasan and made an appointment for Lily. She confirmed Lily and the time, even sent a big picture with LILY on it. Yep that looks like what I want. Confirmed. I texted her when I was 5 minutes away and she said Lily was ready, I texted again as I approached the door. I was greeted by NOT Lily at the door, but figured that was the mamasan. Little to no English. I was ushered to a room and disrobed. I'm the only guy there but it still takes 5-10 minutes of puttering around and yelling at each other in whatever language before. . . NOT Lilly opens the door. The other voice sounded even older and harsher, and I hadn't been laid in a month and just drove 40 min through traffic, so I went ahead with it. She said her name was Nicole (- average looks, small breasts, 40's, no dfk, CBJ only, no daty, "you cum now" type of thing. The massage afterwards was pretty good though, that was the best part.

When I texted the mamasan just to mildly complain about the bait and switch, she essentially blamed me and said Lily was somewhere on the premises and it was my duty to find her. LOL OK, maybe that's how it works in the orient but here in America I expect to get what I reserved. Why did we spend all that time going through the pantomime of an appointment if you just expected me to reject the bait and switch and then scour the premises for the actual girl that I reserved, who may or may not have been there? She kept playing dumb and passive-aggressively blaming me, which pissed me off and convinced me to leave this review. I won't be going back, there are other places closer to me with competent management and better looking girls, plus the location is atrocious (couldn't pick a more congested spot right on Robertson sandwiched between 10 fwy on and offramps, with almost no parking).

C- Accupuncture won't be seeing me again.

[Calorie]

I am probably retarded, but where is LAX Accupuncture? I tried googling and found a couple different addys but neither looks like a 2 story building.

Corner of sawtelle and washington place (not boulevard). Southwest corner. Gray two story building that looks like it was designed by a guy who films threesome porn with two no shows. You know you have the place right if you see old men running up stairs somewhere between the speed of joe biden and usain bolt. There is an entransce on sawtelle but after you pound amy's young pussy you are shown the exit on washington place that is held open by a stick that looks like it was last used as a paddle in a catholic church in the 1800's. The mongers who come out look like they found out that gravity is actually proof of the divine.

[Chupacabra]

blue review is spot on!! I made an appointment for Amy and got Blue because Amy was busy and she's a fun fuck! She face fucked herself on my cock making those gurgling sounds it was hott af! She's a sweet girl. I went again to try and get Amy, she does have a butter face. Service was ok, barely any BBBJ and massage was lacking but that pussy is tight! Service wise and looks Blue is the best at this place! Tightest pussy is Amy and doing her doggy made up for lack of service.

I am probably retarded, but where is LAX Accupuncture? I tried googling and found a couple different addys but neither looks like a 2 story building.

[Stachio]

Sexy as fuck lily at A+ Spa on Robertson. 30 min session, of pure fun. We skipped the massage. She looked too sexy to waste any time. On her knees within 5 min BBBJ DT and those tits were out and bouncing for me to fondle with. Big sexy D size. Tight little pussy. I didn't last very long she was loving having me fuck her little brains out in standing mish. Little nympho took off the rubber herself and DT my cock until I CIM all in her throat. She's good. Regular damages. I hope she's still around for a while longer.

[CreamFire]

I have a review for her in the South Bay forum. My subsequent visits need a new updated review.

I think she got hotter.

F: 8. 5.

B: 9.

A: 10.

S: 9. 5.

I have never experienced someone who enjoyed making out with me as she did. She felt like a girl infatuated with me in the honeymoon stage.

She worked so hard the minute we started and managed to squeeze 2 out in 30 min. Like, impossible for me normally.

Good luck, god speed. Go enjoy her before she leaves.

For those who are a fan of miu miu from awhile back, this one is a winner. Definitely worthy of a 9 raring in looks but going to give her an 8. 5 due to lacking meat from behind.

If only she was open-minded, I would be repeating daily. I don't visit this type of places often but does repeating w / them a couple times open up other possibilities or secret menu?

[Ampking69]

I have a review for her in the South Bay forum. My subsequent visits need a new updated review.

I think she got hotter.

F: 8. 5.

B: 9.

A: 10.

S: 9. 5.

I have never experienced someone who enjoyed making out with me as she did. She felt like a girl infatuated with me in the honeymoon stage.

Didn't know Mia work in the Bay area before, but agree with your ratings.

In fact, I'll put her F at 9. 0 as well. She is definitely a rare gem and an ATF material.

[Im Yours]

I have a review for her in the South Bay forum. My subsequent visits need a new updated review.

I think she got hotter.

F: 8. 5.

B: 9.

A: 10.

S: 9. 5.

I have never experienced someone who enjoyed making out with me as she did. She felt like a girl infatuated with me in the honeymoon stage.

She worked so hard the minute we started and managed to squeeze 2 out in 30 min. Like, impossible for me normally.

Good luck, god speed. Go enjoy her before she leaves.

[Ampking69]

You guys looking for a cheap alternative give Tello a try.

I have the 2 gig plan for data, it includes 200 minutes for phone calls and unlimited text, cost is $8 plus taxes.

It comes to under $10 bucks a month with taxes.

If you don't want data then your plan cost is $5 plus taxes, also unlimited texts included.

Mondo.

Under $10 per month sounds like a great deal! Thanks for the info, will give Tello a try.

[Jbjb1983]

Alright, I don't usually participate in this hobby unless I hear some really good places around the Culver area. With the recent reports or LAX Acupuncture, I figured fuck it let's go see what's with this place. I texted the number as one of the reports stated, and I got a menu, I got a list of girls, I had my eyes set on Amy. She was the youngest, and from what reports said the hottest. The other was Blue, saw good things about her and figured if I couldn't get Amy I would get her.

Arrival.

The place is kinda inconspicuous, but when you enter the building, you have to up stairs. Once you go up them, there's a door, giant fucking sign saying LAX acupuncture. I enter and I'm greeted by Blue, she takes me over to the room and I ask to see the line up. Still wanted to see the girls at this place before just declaring Amy as my pick. I wait, and get to see my pickings. The two other girls I didn't mention weren't exactly the best looking, but Amy was a little unexpected, she wasn't ugly, but NGL the face was not it. She wasn't exactly a looker, but blue was what I expected. She was tall, big boobs all natural, curves, and most of all beautiful. I chose her for my session.

Session.

So I picked blue, paid my fee (1 ". 6 45 min+tip $. 5") I was very upfront. She told me to strip and I waited for her. She comes back, and starts DFK me. I'm reciprocating, and then she hits me with bad news as she tells me to lay down. Period. I immediately go WTF I just paid for you how you going to tell me this after the fact. She proceeded to tell me, another girl will come to fuck but she would just massage and suck. In my head I think "that's annoying, so I have to swap her out and fuck another girl" I tell her okay but I want Amy, she may not have a great face but she definitely still had a nice bod. Petite and perky. I tell her can you make sure she's ready? She says okay and leaves. I didn't want someone else to take her while I was getting the massage and I end up with the other two who definitely are bottom picks for me. She back in, I see her bring Amy on cams, and Blue begins to strip. I'm thinking "oh we starting, okay", but the second thing I thought was "blue is so fucking hot" she was 10/10 in terms of these women at the parlors. I pull her in and begin to kiss her again all over. Her tits are perfect, ass is plump, and body is smooth and perfect. I look over to Amy who is also stripping. And that's when I put two and two together. I'm about to have me some fun. I wave Amy over to me, as Blue is getting ready to give me some of the best BBBJ I'm about to have. I begin to roam Amy's body, and her body is just as perfect. Smooth, petite, and perky. Just the way I like it. She felt a bit off tho, like she was hesitant about being around and kinda wanted out. I tried to take it easy on her, when I was getting close to her hole she kinda made it clear she didn't like it, and playing with her clit was a little much for her. So after a good bit I told Blue to stop with the BJ. Didn't want to burst too quickly, as I got Amy ready for the rest of the service. It was crazy, it genuinely felt like some Mom and daughter style JAV. Amy was tight, and I had to ease into her as I didn't want to hurt her. Blue was all over me, kisses, touching, everything. It was heaven. I got to fucking Amy as I gave a good amount of attention to Blue. It felt so good to have two girls and only pay the one girl price. But I still wished I had fucked Blue but Amy's tight hole was just too good to stop. Should have done a couple more positions but I gave her some attention at the end as I dumped my load into the rubber. I thanked both of them as that was some of the best service I've had at any of these places. Blue gave me a massage after, it felt good, and was sprinkled in with some kisses on my back and neck. A couple more make outs, and teasing before she wrapped it up. Overall amazing service. I will be back for blue before she leaves in three weeks. Amy I want to try again, idk if I did something or she just didn't like that she was a second option / I didn't pay for her. But I would like to try again 1 on 1. Other than that 10/10 spot go visit.

blue review is spot on!! I made an appointment for Amy and got Blue because Amy was busy and she's a fun fuck! She face fucked herself on my cock making those gurgling sounds it was hott af! She's a sweet girl. I went again to try and get Amy, she does have a butter face. Service was ok, barely any BBBJ and massage was lacking but that pussy is tight! Service wise and looks Blue is the best at this place! Tightest pussy is Amy and doing her doggy made up for lack of service.

[Calorie]

Alright, I don't usually participate in this hobby unless I hear some really good places around the Culver area. With the recent reports or LAX Acupuncture, I figured fuck it let's go see what's with this place. I texted the number as one of the reports stated, and I got a menu, I got a list of girls, I had my eyes set on Amy. She was the youngest, and from what reports said the hottest. The other was Blue, saw good things about her and figured if I couldn't get Amy I would get her.

Arrival.

The place is kinda inconspicuous, but when you enter the building, you have to up stairs. Once you go up them, there's a door, giant fucking sign saying LAX acupuncture. I enter and I'm greeted by Blue, she takes me over to the room and I ask to see the line up. Still wanted to see the girls at this place before just declaring Amy as my pick. I wait, and get to see my pickings. The two other girls I didn't mention weren't exactly the best looking, but Amy was a little unexpected, she wasn't ugly, but NGL the face was not it. She wasn't exactly a looker, but blue was what I expected. She was tall, big boobs all natural, curves, and most of all beautiful. I chose her for my session.

Session.

So I picked blue, paid my fee (1 ". 6 45 min+tip $. 5") I was very upfront. She told me to strip and I waited for her. She comes back, and starts DFK me. I'm reciprocating, and then she hits me with bad news as she tells me to lay down. Period. I immediately go WTF I just paid for you how you going to tell me this after the fact. She proceeded to tell me, another girl will come to fuck but she would just massage and suck. In my head I think "that's annoying, so I have to swap her out and fuck another girl" I tell her okay but I want Amy, she may not have a great face but she definitely still had a nice bod. Petite and perky. I tell her can you make sure she's ready? She says okay and leaves. I didn't want someone else to take her while I was getting the massage and I end up with the other two who definitely are bottom picks for me. She back in, I see her bring Amy on cams, and Blue begins to strip. I'm thinking "oh we starting, okay", but the second thing I thought was "blue is so fucking hot" she was 10/10 in terms of these women at the parlors. I pull her in and begin to kiss her again all over. Her tits are perfect, ass is plump, and body is smooth and perfect. I look over to Amy who is also stripping. And that's when I put two and two together. I'm about to have me some fun. I wave Amy over to me, as Blue is getting ready to give me some of the best BBBJ I'm about to have. I begin to roam Amy's body, and her body is just as perfect. Smooth, petite, and perky. Just the way I like it. She felt a bit off tho, like she was hesitant about being around and kinda wanted out. I tried to take it easy on her, when I was getting close to her hole she kinda made it clear she didn't like it, and playing with her clit was a little much for her. So after a good bit I told Blue to stop with the BJ. Didn't want to burst too quickly, as I got Amy ready for the rest of the service. It was crazy, it genuinely felt like some Mom and daughter style JAV. Amy was tight, and I had to ease into her as I didn't want to hurt her. Blue was all over me, kisses, touching, everything. It was heaven. I got to fucking Amy as I gave a good amount of attention to Blue. It felt so good to have two girls and only pay the one girl price. But I still wished I had fucked Blue but Amy's tight hole was just too good to stop. Should have done a couple more positions but I gave her some attention at the end as I dumped my load into the rubber. I thanked both of them as that was some of the best service I've had at any of these places. Blue gave me a massage after, it felt good, and was sprinkled in with some kisses on my back and neck. A couple more make outs, and teasing before she wrapped it up. Overall amazing service. I will be back for blue before she leaves in three weeks. Amy I want to try again, idk if I did something or she just didn't like that she was a second option / I didn't pay for her. But I would like to try again 1 on 1. Other than that 10/10 spot go visit.

This shit really cuts into their margins. You know why you can have an upstairs massage parlor? Too much fucking overhead.

[Ampking69]

Do you by any chance pay with crypto? Quick google search shows it can be refilled with Bitrefill, but does the initial purchase have to be with a credit card or in person? Hoping to not have any of my info tied to it.

Why not just get it from Walmart or Target with cash for the initial purchase?

[Mondo72]

You can also try Ultra Mobile for $15/ month with sufficient amount of min / sms.

You guys looking for a cheap alternative give Tello a try.

I have the 2 gig plan for data, it includes 200 minutes for phone calls and unlimited text, cost is $8 plus taxes.

It comes to under $10 bucks a month with taxes.

If you don't want data then your plan cost is $5 plus taxes, also unlimited texts included.

Mondo.

[SketchyPervert]

You can also try Ultra Mobile for $15/ month with sufficient amount of min / sms.

Do you by any chance pay with crypto? Quick google search shows it can be refilled with Bitrefill, but does the initial purchase have to be with a credit card or in person? Hoping to not have any of my info tied to it.