Massage Parlor Reports

**Eddinger** · 08-28-26 11:37

The whole point of reviews is "to get into the details" of your session.

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No, it's not, the whole point of a review is to share information which he did.

This:

"Dreamt I called up SXL to inquire about Kelly, told she was in. I got on my horse and got to the spot post haste. Kelly was working the front desk and damn she was a sight for sore eyes. Exactly what I'm after, tight 40's Asian spinner with soft skin and great bolt ons.

Not going to get into the details of my dream but safe to say she is a service queen; on par with the west coast agency k-girls I'm used to. This woman is a pro of the highest caliber that can be found in the AMP scene."

Is more than enough info for a guy to decide to see her or not. If somebody wants to write more they can, if they don't they don't, we have no standard for reviews and you don't get to tell guys what they should or should not write.

The words you were should have been looking for if you weren't being a douche were

"Hey brother, thanks for the review. She sounds hot as fuck."

Which she does.

A2

**Schwanz23** · 08-27-26 18:23

Finally found exactly what I was looking for here in Chicago thanks to the reviews of you mongers. I appreciate the help.

Dreamt I called up SXL to inquire about Kelly, told she was in. I got on my horse and got to the spot post haste. Kelly was working the front desk and damn she was a sight for sore eyes. Exactly what I'm after, tight 40's Asian spinner with soft skin and great bolt ons.

Not going to get into the details of my dream but safe to say she is a service queen; on par with the west coast agency k-girls I'm used to. This woman is a pro of the highest caliber that can be found in the AMP scene.

There were 2 other girls working that I saw, definitely younger but not sure I would've chosen them over Kelly.

**MissingLink411** · 08-27-26 16:18

Originally Posted by BiggoDawgGo [View Original Post]

Is it just me, or are there no good K-spas left around Illinois?

I used to go to Melody and see Sky all the time, but she retired, and ever since then it feels like I haven't found anyone close to as good.

Does anyone have any recommendations? I'm open to Chicago or the suburbs, pretty much anywhere in Illinois if it's worth the drive.

If you don't want to post publicly, feel free to DM me. And if anyone's looking for a few spots around Chicago, I'm happy to share what I know too.

Recently went to a Kspa in Danville. Great experience! Feel free to DM or look at my post.

**HappyGardener** · 08-27-26 15:47

Originally Posted by Boston2060 [View Original Post]

Any good stories on Connie at Sunkiss. She's a cute one but I haven't been able to crack the code. Would love to hear any stories on Connie or Allie. PM me if you don't want to spill the beans on here. Those 2 are hot.

Dude. You have 148 posts. Almost all of them are questions snd usually about the same place or same need for a deep tissue massage. Post a review and answer some of your own questions.

**Boston2060** · 08-27-26 14:42

Any good stories on Connie at Sunkiss. She's a cute one but I haven't been able to crack the code. Would love to hear any stories on Connie or Allie. PM me if you don't want to spill the beans on here. Those 2 are hot.

**JohnBoyJohnny** · 08-27-26 14:30

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Posts about international locations should be on the www.internationalsexguide.nl

**Eddinger** · 08-27-26 08:21

Ha. Yeah. And sorry that was a typo. I meant 320 total. 80 + 240.

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

Her normal tip is $200-220. Most guys are just full of bs regarding these tips. They say it's high so the rest of you stay away. No middle aged provider is going to refuse $200-220. There are 6 full time providers there, and only 2 are under 50.

**Boston2060** · 08-26-26 22:45

Any intel in Amy from princess Thai or any of those girls over there?

Makes me sad driving by with a for rent sign LOL.

**WalterBlack** · 08-26-26 19:54

I know this is a long shot but I had reported a couple months ago about my trip to the now shut down Ya spa and my time with this MT named Valentina. She did tell me that she does move around from time to time to different spots in the city so just seeing if anyone has any intel if she's around anywhere? I know I've seen some reports of the other girls from Ya that made their rounds. TIA!

**Schwanz23** · 08-26-26 13:12

Popped in to Tokyo Ginza while on a bike ride the other night. Dreamt I was greeted by an early 30's Chinese spinner (didn't get name) led to the room. Plain face, A cups, questionable dental hygiene but friendly and pleasant. Paid house fee for the hour. Massage was exceedingly rough, and limited to my back, LOL. Had to ask her to dial it down.

On the flip negotiations started and was quoted $. 6 for FS. She wasn't really my type so I paid standard fee for L1. Not really memorable, just some UTC roaming was on offer. Don't these providers know that going at least topless enhances the session 100% Anyways wouldn't repeat with her but did glimpse a fuller figured Latina in the hall that may be worthwhile.

**ReturnOfKing98** · 08-25-26 23:18

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

Her normal tip is $200-220. Most guys are just full of bs regarding these tips. They say it's high so the rest of you stay away. No middle aged provider is going to refuse $200-220. There are 6 full time providers there, and only 2 are under 50.

Ellen from SXL literally asked for more than 200 + 80 house, for COVERED FS. She refused to do full service. Either pay the 300+ for bare or mouth. I didn't have 270 + 80 on me so I walked. You would have thought 200 is reasonable. Massive turnoff, that's why I quit going to SXL for a long while.

And it wasn't the first time I been with Ellen either. Used to go 2 x a week. Different ladies every week.

**GeneralObvious** · 08-25-26 11:22

Her normal tip is $200-220. Most guys are just full of bs regarding these tips. They say it's high so the rest of you stay away. No middle aged provider is going to refuse $200-220. There are 6 full time providers there, and only 2 are under 50.

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

I don't know her normal tip. I think its more? I've been fucking her for over a decade and get no limits on anything, 2 pops. Sometimes 3 if I cum while she's blowing me when she's drying me off in the shower, so I just give her that now.

**Eddinger** · 08-25-26 09:52

I don't know her normal tip. I think its more? I've been fucking her for over a decade and get no limits on anything, 2 pops. Sometimes 3 if I cum while she's blowing me when she's drying me off in the shower, so I just give her that now.

Originally Posted by Emmaus21 [View Original Post]

$320 seems high to me. Did you add extras or is that her normal tip?

**Boston2060** · 08-25-26 09:45

What are those hidden gems aside from the same ***** houses we always hear about (sxl, etc).

I've heard of some in Chicago, and places like west river and broadway. Any others that have came across any over in that area that are worth visiting? East Rhythm?

In the mood to try something new.

**Emmaus21** · 08-24-26 17:42

$320 seems high to me. Did you add extras or is that her normal tip?

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

Went to see kelly last week. I've seen her so long its just so fun and she's got such a rocking body and gives the best blows I've ever had at an AMP.

Shower first. Nice shower great soapy handjob and lots of fun talk while she's stroking. While drying she gets on her knees to get my legs and starts blowing me and saying, "you're ready!" and I get my robe and go back to room and lie down. She comes in in a bit and turns lights down and turns CD player on and gives her usual really nice massage, then works her way down to my hips and gives a great gentle stroking and lifts my hips and starts kissing my ass and thighs and licking between my legs and then pulls my rock hard cock back and starts licking and sucking it from behind which is always fun and then I sit up and start making out with her pulling her in. We DFK now which is fun and she's stroking my cock and riding it between her thighs and I feel her pussy unleash and get wet and she kneels down and starts sucking again. I'm goig out of my mind and just let her blow me until I cum. She keeps going, then gets up, spits in towel and lays on the table and I get up and start eating her pussy. She's got the best box and my tongue is far up in her and then I'm pulling her tits and niples and she's moving her hips and moaning and then my finger goes in her ass right as she's cuming one of her times and she usually lets it go but then reachs down and pulls my finger out after she comes. She's really not that into the ass. Which sucks. But anyhow I'm hard again and lay down and have her face sit for a while and she is just fucking my face until she came again. It all seems kind of loud to me at this point so I'm sure the other girls there were enjoying listenign to kelly get fucked. She hops off and lies down and I start fucking her from behind lying down and then stand up and pull her to the edge and just drill her for a bit while she's just saying the filthiest stuff about my dick and fucking her and how she's cum five times. I get back on the table and she sits on my dic and fuckswhile I suck her incredible tits like a baby while she's saying "fuck me fuck me fuck me I want your cock" until I come in her and she just keeps riding saying "don't stop, not yet" and I'm still hard so she keeps bouncing while I'm thmbing her clit until she covers her mouth and screems and cums again and then were super sweaty and she's just like, "my god. " and I'm like "that was awesome" and my limp dick silps out and then we both get up and like clen up and I get dressed and then go out the back where I see a one of the girls I don't recognize and she's kind of hot, not like kelly but says "have fun?" and I'm like, "yep" and then I leave. I love this place. 80 $/ house 320 $kelly.