Massage Parlor Reports

**Nienhull** · 08-28-26 07:08

Does anyone have information on who the new crew will be at Eastern? I inquired in the forum about Angela's age and no one replied so it sounds like I'm saving my Mario coins for September.

**RodStewart** · 08-27-26 23:29

After calling around my usually choices and getting no answer or "she no here, you come in?" I decided to try a relatively newer place in PC called Red Rose Spa, next to a pawn shop and a vegan food joint. Google reviews were decent, so I went in.

A completely disinterested and unattractive 25-35, darker Chinese, in street clothes, answered the door. Never smiled, led me into the first room, I asked for 30 minutes because I figured she would be "the one". $60 for 30 (thought we were still on $50?) Flashed her a hundy, she disappeared. I stripped, assumed the position. She came back in, asked light medium or hard, I said medium. I asked her name, she grunted "Selma". She never asked mine. Massage was meh, and her phone was constantly alerting in several different tones. She stopped many times to text, and answered a few calls too. Eventually, the phone joined us on the table. After what seemed like too long, it was time for the flip. She pointed and made a dice-shaking gesture, I said sure. She said how much, I said ,4, she said. 6, I said. 4, she shrugged. Slathered some oil and started the jackhammer. Took a call ON SPEAKER, talked about 3 minutes to another guy in Mandarin with the unmistakable noises of my flipper getting flappered in the background. I just laid there with my hands behind my head and soaked in the scene. Ends the phone call, she lets out a sigh and starts surfing the phone with her left hand and fwapping with the right. Finally, I'm just getting bored, so I go for some titty, otherwise this train ain't leaving the station. I work my hand under her shirt, under her OTHER shirt, reach over the armorlike bra cup to find a nipple and give it a couple squeezes. She never protested. Finally, I thought about ALL why'ALL'S MOTHERS, and that brought me to an ending that was more relief than triumph. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, I got dressed rather quickly, she asked about the. 4, I said you never brought me my change, that's your. 4, she said OK. I left.

Looks, 2/10. Massage, 4/10. Finish, 2/10. Atmosphere, 2/10. My worst experience since. Hmmm. Since hitting an AMP on Long Island in 2012 and getting a massage and a suggestion I self-pleasure. Don't bother. EVERY other place I've done in SWFL is better.

**LookingForLefty** · 08-26-26 00:08

Place is kind of run down. The owner is mature and I found her pretty to me. Skinny. Ok massage. Very nice lady. Strictly massage, HE, and OTC if you want. Thats it. I found a pic of her online that I will try to add. She didn't try to upsell me and was grateful for the modest tip. Since all I want is what she provided, I will return. I used to go to Jade for similar service. Sea Island has no shower FYI so I have to go before I plan on outdoor exercising.

**QuartzB** · 08-23-26 09:17

Originally Posted by BiffButthead [View Original Post]

Dafuq does "position 8" even mean?

Position 8 in baseball is a right fielder but how that applies to describing a massage provider isn't clear.

**BiffButthead** · 08-19-26 17:20

Originally Posted by Drakula [View Original Post]

The Port Charlotte market is dominated by catchers with leggings on. Even the shop off Sand Hill. A few could play first base or outfield. 2 new sites definite are locked into position 8.

Fwiw Drak.

Dafuq does "position 8" even mean?

**Harrison72** · 08-18-26 11:48

May want to read my post again. My softball position description was for a girl at Stone. Sasa.

**Harrison72** · 08-18-26 11:45

My softball description was for a girl at Stone also. Sasa.

Originally Posted by YellowJacket [View Original Post]

This Softball description was for a girl at Stone, not Eastern.

**Drakula** · 08-17-26 22:19

Originally Posted by YellowJacket [View Original Post]

This Softball description was for a girl at Stone, not Eastern.

The Port Charlotte market is dominated by catchers with leggings on. Even the shop off Sand Hill. A few could play first base or outfield. 2 new sites definite are locked into position 8.

Fwiw Drak.

**YellowJacket** · 08-17-26 07:29

Originally Posted by Harrison72 [View Original Post]

Driving back from Orlando, stopped in Sarasota for a break. Called Eastern, 45 minute wait for Angela so went to Stone instead. Greeted by Sasa, petite, not in any way a catcher for a softball team like someone mentioned a few posts back. More like a second baseman. Did the table shower, good rubdown in all the right places, no tuma. Back in the room Sasa got on her knees and gave a very good BBBJ. Up on the massage table, mish, doggie, cg and finish BBBJCIM. Would recommend Sasa. There until the end of the month.

This Softball description was for a girl at Stone, not Eastern.

**Midnightpass** · 08-16-26 12:44

Originally Posted by Nienhull [View Original Post]

Would you mind trying to estimate her age?. Tough to do I know.

Thirty to thirty-nine.

**Harrison72** · 08-16-26 11:26

Driving back from Orlando, stopped in Sarasota for a break. Called Eastern, 45 minute wait for Angela so went to Stone instead. Greeted by Sasa, petite, not in any way a catcher for a softball team like someone mentioned a few posts back. More like a second baseman. Did the table shower, good rubdown in all the right places, no tuma. Back in the room Sasa got on her knees and gave a very good BBBJ. Up on the massage table, mish, doggie, cg and finish BBBJCIM. Would recommend Sasa. There until the end of the month.

**YellowJacket** · 08-14-26 15:03

Out and about today. Stopped at.

MM Asian on Bee Ridge Road

Sarasota, Florida 34233.

Usually gals there are a no go, but I like to check every so often. New girl name is Yuki. Very nice skinny frame, cutoff jean shorts and tank top screaming fuck me! Very nice titys, and slender small frame. My fave. Check her out she was late 20's or 30's as good as some of the other shops right now in town guaranteed. Lots of dirty talk. Enjoy!

**Nienhull** · 08-14-26 07:18

Originally Posted by Midnightpass [View Original Post]

Angela is an attractive experienced pro. Her Cs are natural. The table shower was fairly standard and fun. She seemed to enjoy DATY. Some cowgirl and a nice BBBJCIM with a prostate massage for the finale.

It was noon and I was the 3rd guy to hit it. She'll be there this month. She one-handed massaged while she spoke Chinese on the phone for 5 or 10 minutes. Cuddle at the end was nice.

I placed $240.00 on the table along with my condoms; she counted and said "Need $40.00 more. " insistently. I gave it to her, she was worth it, but at least I tried. This is Eastern; you pay for consistency. I'd repeat before I'd go shopping.

Would you mind trying to estimate her age?. Tough to do I know.

**Midnightpass** · 08-13-26 20:15

Angela is an attractive experienced pro. Her Cs are natural. The table shower was fairly standard and fun. She seemed to enjoy DATY. Some cowgirl and a nice BBBJCIM with a prostate massage for the finale.

It was noon and I was the 3rd guy to hit it. She'll be there this month. She one-handed massaged while she spoke Chinese on the phone for 5 or 10 minutes. Cuddle at the end was nice.

I placed $240.00 on the table along with my condoms; she counted and said "Need $40.00 more. " insistently. I gave it to her, she was worth it, but at least I tried. This is Eastern; you pay for consistency. I'd repeat before I'd go shopping.

**MisterBoracay** · 08-13-26 07:10

Sent you a DM.

Originally Posted by YellowJacket [View Original Post]

Stone:

The only girl available was thick, could have been a catcher for a softball team. Was not my type, have fun if you like big ass and tittys.

Eastern:

Three girls working one older gal I assume was acting as mamasan had grayish blond hair. There were two other girls working one was busy and the best of the three small tiny, the other average at best and looked like she had a scar or something on her face. I was not interested.

Blue Ocean: Two girls neither were spectacular an older gal I have seen before the other as young, but again thicker than my taste.

Baywood: Selena was the only gal working and I avoid her like the plague. She will do what ever you want, but she's been fucked hard and put up dirty many times.

Blue Waves: a pal-o-mine says full menu older gals, rushed. I would avoid.