Strip Club Reports

[Justthetip586]

I stopped in at Criket on a Saturday right after they opened. No dancers on the floor and two other mongers staring at their phones. By 1230, I only saw a few girls. None were of interest to me. Just as I was getting ready to head to BT's, Lexis walked out of the dressing room. GND look, early 20's, black hair, minimal makeup if any, just an all natural nerdyish look that I really like. I think she had a few tattoos. Before I could get her attention, she got called up on stage. As soon as she got on stage, I put a 10 in her thong, gave her ass a gentle slap and asked her to come see me. She does some pole work. Nothing crazy, but more entertaining than hooking an arm on the pole and walking in circles.

When she got off stage she went back to the dressing room. But when she came out she came right to my booth. We made the usual small talk. She was very polite. Has only been dancing a few months. I brought up VIP and shortly after we came to an agreement. Off we went. The big room was taken so we ended up in one of the smaller booths.

Her skills and enthusiasm are way above average and she exceeded every expectation.

Treat her right guys. I will definitely be repeating so don't run her out of there.

No digits but she says she works days Saturday-Monday and Wednesdays.

[Marelobo Mex]

Well, MM, that's a little more information than I expected but I'm learning I shouldn't expect anything less from you and it's definitely very informative. Actually, as always, I learn something new every time I read one of your reports. It's no wonder why you're so successful in the clubs (most likely very successful personally as well) You've got it figured out for sure and there's no questioning your approach to all situations.

JM,

I am glad you enjoy my posts and find them informative.

I have been pretty successful, but not more successful than others. I have earned my success with mistakes and disappointments. I have lost count of the unique ways I have been cheated, although the most common scams seem to repeat and I almost never get caught in those anymore.

I think many guys have similar or better success as I do or the club wouldn't stay in business.

In my personal life I do ok. I am an average dude. I do better than some but not as well as others. I do wish I had more money to throw around and then maybe I wouldn't haggle on price so much.

I have figured out a few things, but I am learning almost every time I go to the club, and I learn from other experiences. Sharing information is one of the ways we can learn from each other. I appreciate all who have helped me that came before me, and I am open to helping others who come after me.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

I have learned that when a dancer brags about how great she is in the VIP it is usually not so.

JOC,

I completely agree. Those girls who are really outstanding don't advertise it because they don't need to. They have plenty of business and often are not looking for more.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

I wish I had seen this posts before my latest visit to LS.

My worst experience ever was with Naomi on Saturday Night

PP,

Really sorry to read about your experience. If this is the white girl with brunette hair from Texas. I had some fun times with her in 2023 at BTs when she was 20 years old.

She seemed like a sweet girl back then, but she inked up really fast. She had some tattoos when I met her but once she had strip club money rolling in, her tattoo artist made a small fortune. I actually stopped going with her because I felt her tattoos made her less attractive.

Fast forward to 2024 I sat and talked with her one night. I was kind of excited to see her, since it had been close to a year since I enjoyed her. This time when she sat with me, her hustle totally changed bragging about her skills and telling me she was done letting guys take advantage of her. She is now the one who takes advantage of guys. I heard all I needed to know that the sweet girl I met a year ago didn't exist anymore.

I have not sessioned with her since but have spoken to her a few a times. She told me when she turned 21 she moved to Landing Strip. She is now 24 years old.

MM.

[Ficdon]

Not for the weak at heart, but it looks like the old Bev's Backstreet Lounge has re-opened and is now called Sexy Secrets. Now be aware this is club is not in the greatest of neighborhoods. I'm bringing this up to also state that maybe things could be turning around with the new administration in Detroit and maybe they might loosen up on some of the restrictions with the clubs in Detroit.

It's been open for a while, I tried it last year and had fun. Got some high contact dances at the bar stools. They changed their instagram post style in the last few weeks and it seems like they are trying to make it a bottle service and "make it rain" type of place. I hope it doesn't turn into that. Yea, I hope it gets more lenient but I haven't seen anything about privates in the recent posts.

[Detroit Life]

Ahhh yes. The old "fake germaphobe" ruse, time honored and used by strippers to try and get out of providing services agreed to, a seldom used tactic anymore these days but looks like one got you! In this instance you should have only paid for the number of songs you were down there with her before she ROB'd you.

A germaphobe has no business being a stripper and we / they all know that, otherwise they would be in another business, but unfortunately, she pulled one over on you likely because you were not her type, you were just someone she knew she could disrespect, you were just an ATM, if you were her type she would have swallowed your cum asked for your number and would ask if she could become your regular

I think it might be her. It looks like two bad reviews in a week, and the way the OP described the manager's reaction leads me to believe he's had to deal with complaints about her in the past. I met Naomi about 3 weeks ago. I was fresh off of a session with Kendra, who was still sitting with me but had to go up for a stage set. Naomi came over while she was still on stage and introduced herself. That was the first red flag because that is poor stripper etiquette but whatever. She was bragging to me as well about her skill set, and she does look pretty good, but as I said I just came back upstairs with Kendra so I was good for the day.

[Electronman]

At PaulP: Sorry to hear about your ROB experience with Naomi. But I'm pleased to hear that the LS manager listened to your side of the story.

Last year, I had a similar experience with a LS dancer, Bubbles, changing the terms of our agreement after the session started. I terminated the session early, paid her a fair price and went back to sit in a booth next to the stage. The manager, a big guy with a ZZ top style beard (seems like I recall Kyle as his name? Asked to talk with me about what happened. When I explained my side of the story, he said you did the right thing and paid her fairly. He then had a brief talk with the dancer involved. It is good PR for LS to have a manager who focuses on problem solving, rather than just taking the dancer's side on any and every disagreement with a customer.

I wish I had seen this posts before my latest visit to LS.

I arrived around 6:30 pm And got settled at the bar, which I think is one of the better places to sit since the girls exit the stage nearby. I was there about 30 minutes and was approached by a couple of girls I wasn't interested in. I normally stick with water, but that night I decided to have a few beers.

I saw Eve on stage. She's blonde, probably mid-20's, with a pretty face and decent body. She stopped by afterward, and we discussed what I was looking for and agreed on 3. She initially asked for 4. I prefer everything covered, and overall she was good in VIP. I wouldn't describe the experience as GFE, but she took direction well and was accommodating with FIV and multiple positions. We went for quite a while, but I couldn't finish, so eventually I told her we could stop. Overall, no complaints with Eve.

I went back to the bar because there was another girl I'd noticed earlier who I was considering taking to VIP. About five minutes later, Naomi approached and sat next to me. I'd talked with her on a previous visit but passed because she kept telling me how great she was going to be in VIP. Naomi is an early-to-mid-30's, thin white girl with dark red hair, man-mades, and a nice body.

She again started talking about taking me to VIP and "playing" with me. I asked her price, and she said 4. I told her I was closer to 250. She countered with 3. I thought about it for a bit and finally said, "Okay, let's see what you're about. " Before going down, I specifically told her I wanted to use the restroom and wash my hands again.

We got to VIP, and I paid the booth attendant 20 plus a 5 tip. I got undressed, and Naomi pulled out a condom and started with a CBJ. Once I started getting hard, she suddenly stopped and began vigorously using her hand instead, telling me to close my eyes and think about my favorite porn. I immediately started losing my erection.

She then commented that maybe I preferred meeting outside because I wasn't getting hard. I told her the problem was that she'd stopped the BJ.

Then she claimed I'd touched the condom with my hand, so she wouldn't put it back in her mouth. I reminded her that I'd literally just washed my hands before coming down. Her response was, "You touched the booth, didn't you?

At that point, I'd had enough. I told her we could stop and that if this was what an experience with her was like, I'd never consider meeting her outside the club. I told her I felt scammed. She became loud and started calling me delusional.

I paid her but said I thought I should speak with her manager. She opened the curtain while I was still getting dressed, left, and told the attendant to get the manager. She then came back asking, "Where's the condom?" I told her I didn't know what she was talking about. While she had been gone, I'd picked up the condom and paper towel and put them in my pocket.

When I came out, the attendant asked me to wait while he called the manager. The manager took me into the kitchen area so we could talk privately and asked what had happened. I explained that Naomi and I had agreed on certain things for a specific price, but once we got to VIP, that wasn't what I received. I told him I felt like I'd been scammed.

I was actually surprised by how sympathetic and professional the manager was. He offered to reimburse my money and also offered free drinks and food. He even said he could fire her, although I told him that wasn't necessary. At the end of the day, I should have trusted my instincts based on my previous interaction with her.

As I left the kitchen, I heard the manager yell for Naomi to come into the kitchen. I went to wash my hands one more time and left.

I normally visit during the day and my favorite is Harley who is a GFE. Her english is ok, but her experience is awesome. My last time at LS at night I was with Tiffany a blonde white girl with big naturals. She was really good and into it and I would recommend her.

[JackOfClubs]

I wish I had seen this posts before my latest visit to LS.

I arrived around 6:30 pm And got settled at the bar, which I think is one of the better places to sit since the girls exit the stage nearby. I was there about 30 minutes and was approached by a couple of girls I wasn't interested in. I normally stick with water, but that night I decided to have a few beers.

I saw Eve on stage. She's blonde, probably mid-20's, with a pretty face and decent body. She stopped by afterward, and we discussed what I was looking for and agreed on 3. She initially asked for 4. I prefer everything covered, and overall she was good in VIP. I wouldn't describe the experience as GFE, but she took direction well and was accommodating with FIV and multiple positions. We went for quite a while, but I couldn't finish, so eventually I told her we could stop. Overall, no complaints with Eve.

I went back to the bar because there was another girl I'd noticed earlier who I was considering taking to VIP. About five minutes later, Naomi approached and sat next to me. I'd talked with her on a previous visit but passed because she kept telling me how great she was going to be in VIP. Naomi is an early-to-mid-30's, thin white girl with dark red hair, man-mades, and a nice body.

She again started talking about taking me to VIP and "playing" with me. I asked her price, and she said 4. I told her I was closer to 250. She countered with 3. I thought about it for a bit and finally said, "Okay, let's see what you're about. " Before going down, I specifically told her I wanted to use the restroom and wash my hands again.

We got to VIP, and I paid the booth attendant 20 plus a 5 tip. I got undressed, and Naomi pulled out a condom and started with a CBJ. Once I started getting hard, she suddenly stopped and began vigorously using her hand instead, telling me to close my eyes and think about my favorite porn. I immediately started losing my erection.

She then commented that maybe I preferred meeting outside because I wasn't getting hard. I told her the problem was that she'd stopped the BJ.

Then she claimed I'd touched the condom with my hand, so she wouldn't put it back in her mouth. I reminded her that I'd literally just washed my hands before coming down. Her response was, "You touched the booth, didn't you?

At that point, I'd had enough. I told her we could stop and that if this was what an experience with her was like, I'd never consider meeting her outside the club. I told her I felt scammed. She became loud and started calling me delusional.

I paid her but said I thought I should speak with her manager. She opened the curtain while I was still getting dressed, left, and told the attendant to get the manager. She then came back asking, "Where's the condom?" I told her I didn't know what she was talking about. While she had been gone, I'd picked up the condom and paper towel and put them in my pocket.

When I came out, the attendant asked me to wait while he called the manager. The manager took me into the kitchen area so we could talk privately and asked what had happened. I explained that Naomi and I had agreed on certain things for a specific price, but once we got to VIP, that wasn't what I received. I told him I felt like I'd been scammed.

I was actually surprised by how sympathetic and professional the manager was. He offered to reimburse my money and also offered free drinks and food. He even said he could fire her, although I told him that wasn't necessary. At the end of the day, I should have trusted my instincts based on my previous interaction with her.

As I left the kitchen, I heard the manager yell for Naomi to come into the kitchen. I went to wash my hands one more time and left.

I normally visit during the day and my favorite is Harley who is a GFE. Her english is ok, but her experience is awesome. My last time at LS at night I was with Tiffany a blonde white girl with big naturals. She was really good and into it and I would recommend her.

Ahhh yes. The old "fake germaphobe" ruse, time honored and used by strippers to try and get out of providing services agreed to, a seldom used tactic anymore these days but looks like one got you! In this instance you should have only paid for the number of songs you were down there with her before she ROB'd you.

A germaphobe has no business being a stripper and we / they all know that, otherwise they would be in another business, but unfortunately, she pulled one over on you likely because you were not her type, you were just someone she knew she could disrespect, you were just an ATM, if you were her type she would have swallowed your cum asked for your number and would ask if she could become your regular

[JackOfClubs]

I have learned that when a dancer brags about how great she is in the VIP it is usually not so.

Similar is to beware of a person who begins to answer a question with the words " to be perfectly honest".

[PauliP]

What a waist of time and money. I sat down and she came over. Told her a few times I wasn't interested and was waiting for someone else who I don't think wasn't there. She wouldn't leave me alone and kept saying she wanted to play. Eventually, stupid me gave in and went downstairs. What a waste. Wanted me to bend her over and go from the back which I oblidged but then she proceeded to place her hand on my stomach hholding me back. Was not very enjoyable at all. Guys, do yourself a favor and just stay away and save your time and money with someone else.

I wish I had seen this posts before my latest visit to LS.

I arrived around 6:30 pm And got settled at the bar, which I think is one of the better places to sit since the girls exit the stage nearby. I was there about 30 minutes and was approached by a couple of girls I wasn't interested in. I normally stick with water, but that night I decided to have a few beers.

I saw Eve on stage. She's blonde, probably mid-20's, with a pretty face and decent body. She stopped by afterward, and we discussed what I was looking for and agreed on 3. She initially asked for 4. I prefer everything covered, and overall she was good in VIP. I wouldn't describe the experience as GFE, but she took direction well and was accommodating with FIV and multiple positions. We went for quite a while, but I couldn't finish, so eventually I told her we could stop. Overall, no complaints with Eve.

I went back to the bar because there was another girl I'd noticed earlier who I was considering taking to VIP. About five minutes later, Naomi approached and sat next to me. I'd talked with her on a previous visit but passed because she kept telling me how great she was going to be in VIP. Naomi is an early-to-mid-30's, thin white girl with dark red hair, man-mades, and a nice body.

She again started talking about taking me to VIP and "playing" with me. I asked her price, and she said 4. I told her I was closer to 250. She countered with 3. I thought about it for a bit and finally said, "Okay, let's see what you're about. " Before going down, I specifically told her I wanted to use the restroom and wash my hands again.

We got to VIP, and I paid the booth attendant 20 plus a 5 tip. I got undressed, and Naomi pulled out a condom and started with a CBJ. Once I started getting hard, she suddenly stopped and began vigorously using her hand instead, telling me to close my eyes and think about my favorite porn. I immediately started losing my erection.

She then commented that maybe I preferred meeting outside because I wasn't getting hard. I told her the problem was that she'd stopped the BJ.

Then she claimed I'd touched the condom with my hand, so she wouldn't put it back in her mouth. I reminded her that I'd literally just washed my hands before coming down. Her response was, "You touched the booth, didn't you?

At that point, I'd had enough. I told her we could stop and that if this was what an experience with her was like, I'd never consider meeting her outside the club. I told her I felt scammed. She became loud and started calling me delusional.

I paid her but said I thought I should speak with her manager. She opened the curtain while I was still getting dressed, left, and told the attendant to get the manager. She then came back asking, "Where's the condom?" I told her I didn't know what she was talking about. While she had been gone, I'd picked up the condom and paper towel and put them in my pocket.

When I came out, the attendant asked me to wait while he called the manager. The manager took me into the kitchen area so we could talk privately and asked what had happened. I explained that Naomi and I had agreed on certain things for a specific price, but once we got to VIP, that wasn't what I received. I told him I felt like I'd been scammed.

I was actually surprised by how sympathetic and professional the manager was. He offered to reimburse my money and also offered free drinks and food. He even said he could fire her, although I told him that wasn't necessary. At the end of the day, I should have trusted my instincts based on my previous interaction with her.

As I left the kitchen, I heard the manager yell for Naomi to come into the kitchen. I went to wash my hands one more time and left.

I normally visit during the day and my favorite is Harley who is a GFE. Her english is ok, but her experience is awesome. My last time at LS at night I was with Tiffany a blonde white girl with big naturals. She was really good and into it and I would recommend her.

[JVisaGod]

JVG,

I am sorry to read this, but I have also experienced it. I hope night shift is better for you. I attend many more night shifts than day shifts, but I find the clubs can be hit or miss on any shift.

Sometimes there are 4 or 5 girls I am interested in, but sometimes there are zero. As much as I hate doing it when I get those random bad shifts, I just holster my equipment and wait for a better shift.

Almost every time I have forced a session I have regretted it.

MM.

Naomi came out of the back before her shift got over and gave me a nice BBBJ for 2.

Later in the night I took a slightly thick brunette 20 year old back but forgot her name. 3 for CBJ and cfs. Unfortunately I didn't wait enough time between sessions and couldn't get off.

Decided to drink some water and try again later which I'm glad I did. Ended the night with Sophia - 3 for CBJ and cfs. A skinny white girl who said she was 25. This girl had one of the tightest pussies I've ever been inside in my entire life. She was pretty shy but once I got her wet she really got into it. Would repeat.

[Cruzer10]

Cruz,

If you told her no, why would you then take her? It seems destined to be a bad session.

If they don't leave the first time I say I am not interested then I say please leave now. If that doesn't work I offer to call the manager over.

If it is a girl I might be interested in, then I say please let me sit for an hour and then come back over and I will be ready for your company.

MM.

I know I know. Little brain saw those boobs and took over with the thinking. Nevr again with her though.

[Marelobo Mex]

Currently at BTs. This is probably the saddest day shift I've ever seen here. Not a single girl I'd give higher than a 6/10.

Hopefully the night shift is better.

JVG,

I am sorry to read this, but I have also experienced it. I hope night shift is better for you. I attend many more night shifts than day shifts, but I find the clubs can be hit or miss on any shift.

Sometimes there are 4 or 5 girls I am interested in, but sometimes there are zero. As much as I hate doing it when I get those random bad shifts, I just holster my equipment and wait for a better shift.

Almost every time I have forced a session I have regretted it.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

What a waist of time and money. I sat down and she came over. Told her a few times I wasn't interested and was waiting for someone else who I don't think wasn't there. She wouldn't leave me alone and kept saying she wanted to play. Eventually, stupid me gave in and went downstairs. What a waste. Wanted me to bend her over and go from the back which I oblidged but then she proceeded to place her hand on my stomach hholding me back. Was not very enjoyable at all. Guys, do yourself a favor and just stay away and save your time and money with someone else.

Cruz,

If you told her no, why would you then take her? It seems destined to be a bad session.

If they don't leave the first time I say I am not interested then I say please leave now. If that doesn't work I offer to call the manager over.

If it is a girl I might be interested in, then I say please let me sit for an hour and then come back over and I will be ready for your company.

MM.

[Mrfuntime69]

Started my night at Henrys. Arrived around 10 30 later than I usually go but the line up was decent. Dream, Lexi, Sunny, and kassey were probably best looking there. I managed to keep the trolls away long enough to get Dreams attetion. She been on my to do list. She has a nice fit body and smiles alot. Plus Incoginto given her postive reveiws. So we chat, she ask what I want. She say ok and gives a price and off we go. Now we get back there and she ask for cash. While I know better I figured it be ok with her. She started dancing for me to warm up. She deafintly has a nice body. She smiling and seems to be having fun. Now comes the real warm up. Her mouth game was good. Next She has me get up and she bends over for main event. Says she is a pillow princess and that's the position we are going to do. Nice ass so ok. I get started and it was just ok. I adjusted her to a better feeling angle and depth. After that the rest went down hill. If she would not of just kept sayin the word cum after like a minute and like 20 times it would of been way better. Finaly I just stoped and she assumed I did. And at that point I realized it was not even worth saying anything so I got dressed and went back out. I will not repeat. But I will also state I am pretty sure she was drunk. I would take Cybil or Fantasy over her again anyday. The may not be as pretty as her but make up for it many other ways. So I am back out there looking for someone to finish the job. I could not get Sunny or Lexi to come over quick enough. I guess they had to many options. So I decided to head to bogarts and see Rosie. Get to bogarts and the line up sucked. No Rosie and nothing there intrested me. Best there was the blond girl with fake boobs and lips. Evertime I see her I think of the Adam Sadler movie where he is a plastic surgeon. So I finished my drink at this point its 12.30 ish and I am not going to try another club so I headed home. Hopefully next time will be better.