Massage Parlor Reports

**RubMapper** · 09-04-26 20:29

Originally Posted by MrBlueMan [View Original Post]

Heard the same. Some blend in and some don't. These two definitely don't, both offer great service in my experience. Angel has the 6 pack and walks on the wall with high heels during the session. Emily has a more petite shorter build while Angel is taller. Both are in shape and look amazing. Can't go wrong with either. Better than the rotation last month.

I think they were at Eastern together towards the beginning of the year. I had many visits during that time.

I remember seeing Emily in January, Angel was also there at the time. Emily seemed younger and better attitude and so I picked her.

**Call234** · 09-04-26 17:23

Originally Posted by RodStewart [View Original Post]

After calling around my usually choices and getting no answer or "she no here, you come in?" I decided to try a relatively newer place in PC called Red Rose Spa, next to a pawn shop and a vegan food joint. Google reviews were decent, so I went in.

A completely disinterested and unattractive 25-35, darker Chinese, in street clothes, answered the door. Never smiled, led me into the first room, I asked for 30 minutes because I figured she would be "the one". $60 for 30 (thought we were still on $50?) Flashed her a hundy, she disappeared. I stripped, assumed the position. She came back in, asked light medium or hard, I said medium. I asked her name, she grunted "Selma". She never asked mine. Massage was meh, and her phone was constantly alerting in several different tones. She stopped many times to text, and answered a few calls too. Eventually, the phone joined us on the table. After what seemed like too long, it was time for the flip. She pointed and made a dice-shaking gesture, I said sure. She said how much, I said ,4, she said. 6, I said. 4, she shrugged. Slathered some oil and started the jackhammer. Took a call ON SPEAKER, talked about 3 minutes to another guy in Mandarin with the unmistakable noises of my flipper getting flappered in the background. I just laid there with my hands behind my head and soaked in the scene. Ends the phone call, she lets out a sigh and starts surfing the phone with her left hand and fwapping with the right. Finally, I'm just getting bored, so I go for some titty, otherwise this train ain't leaving the station. I work my hand under her shirt, under her OTHER shirt, reach over the armorlike bra cup to find a nipple and give it a couple squeezes. She never protested. Finally, I thought about ALL why'ALL'S MOTHERS, and that brought me to an ending that was more relief than triumph. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, I got dressed rather quickly, she asked about the. 4, I said you never brought me my change, that's your. 4, she said OK. I left.

Looks, 2/10. Massage, 4/10. Finish, 2/10. Atmosphere, 2/10. My worst experience since. Hmmm. Since hitting an AMP on Long Island in 2012 and getting a massage and a suggestion I self-pleasure. Don't bother. EVERY other place I've done in SWFL is better.

That has got to be one of the worst sessions that I have ever heard of that actually ended in a HJ. I hope that your next session, at a different AMP, is much better. Stay safe.

**AznDaddy** · 09-04-26 11:35

Was down visiting family and saw some good posts about Eastern, so I stopped in. To my surprise Angel was there. I had seen her before and joked that I was starting to look like a stalker. She remembered me, laughed, and took me straight to the room. We started making out almost immediately and she kept it playful since we already knew each other. From there she did her thing with plenty of teasing and dirty talk before moving into HJ, BBBJ, and 69. She took her time and mixed in more kissing. Finished with covered CFS and switched positions a couple of times before finishing with me k9 in her. Cleaned me up after and we cuddled a bit.

**Figgleforg** · 09-03-26 14:37

I've had a dream about Angel once. Her abs are nice and the wall walking is different and not really my thing. But something about her that isn't ever mentioned is her cuddle game. After finishing up she latched onto my side, rested her head on my chest and we just laid there for well over the hour that was arranged for. I'm 90% sure she even fell asleep there. I may sound sappy for this but that legit melted me. She's a very very sweet girl. Enjoy her wild side and treat her right, gentlemen!

**FunLooker-shill** · 09-02-26 16:27

After reading MrBlueMan post I headed over to Eastern for a midweek dream.

Door opens to a beautiful girl, she said her name was Emily. I was very intrigued by the "walks on wall" description of Angel (I heard Angel not Angie when I called for the lineup), but Emily looked like just my type. She was wearing a super cute little black top and dress and I could not wait to see what was underneath.

In the room she showed off a great body, spinner fans have a great month ahead of them! She provided an energetic experience and the view from behind is fantastic.

Feel free to send me a DM with any questions or details. I will definitely be visiting again before I take off at the end of the week!

**Bluewaters52** · 09-02-26 06:14

Originally Posted by MrBlueMan [View Original Post]

Heard the same. Some blend in and some don't. These two definitely don't, both offer great service in my experience. Angel has the 6 pack and walks on the wall with high heels during the session. Emily has a more petite shorter build while Angel is taller. Both are in shape and look amazing. Can't go wrong with either. Better than the rotation last month.

I think they were at Eastern together towards the beginning of the year. I had many visits during that time.

By that description I would opt / hope for Angel. Do either understand English (better) ? My limited experience is they know the sex vocab, but if you talk about anything else, it gets lost.

**MrBlueMan** · 09-01-26 23:34

Originally Posted by RickJohn [View Original Post]

I heard it's Emily and Angie. I'm trying to remember if I've seen them, they seem to blend in after a while. Anyone else remember? Which one is a better DF kisser?

Heard the same. Some blend in and some don't. These two definitely don't, both offer great service in my experience. Angel has the 6 pack and walks on the wall with high heels during the session. Emily has a more petite shorter build while Angel is taller. Both are in shape and look amazing. Can't go wrong with either. Better than the rotation last month.

I think they were at Eastern together towards the beginning of the year. I had many visits during that time.

**RickJohn** · 09-01-26 18:04

Originally Posted by Nienhull [View Original Post]

Does anyone have information on who the new crew will be at Eastern? I inquired in the forum about Angela's age and no one replied so it sounds like I'm saving my Mario coins for September.

I heard it's Emily and Angie. I'm trying to remember if I've seen them, they seem to blend in after a while. Anyone else remember? Which one is a better DF kisser?

**FunLooker-shill** · 09-01-26 13:57

Originally Posted by Nienhull [View Original Post]

Does anyone have information on who the new crew will be at Eastern? I inquired in the forum about Angela's age and no one replied so it sounds like I'm saving my Mario coins for September.

I reached out to Eastern and was told Emily and Angel will be there. Anyone have any recommendations while I am in the area this week?

**Nienhull** · 08-28-26 07:08

Does anyone have information on who the new crew will be at Eastern? I inquired in the forum about Angela's age and no one replied so it sounds like I'm saving my Mario coins for September.

**RodStewart** · 08-27-26 23:29

After calling around my usually choices and getting no answer or "she no here, you come in?" I decided to try a relatively newer place in PC called Red Rose Spa, next to a pawn shop and a vegan food joint. Google reviews were decent, so I went in.

A completely disinterested and unattractive 25-35, darker Chinese, in street clothes, answered the door. Never smiled, led me into the first room, I asked for 30 minutes because I figured she would be "the one". $60 for 30 (thought we were still on $50?) Flashed her a hundy, she disappeared. I stripped, assumed the position. She came back in, asked light medium or hard, I said medium. I asked her name, she grunted "Selma". She never asked mine. Massage was meh, and her phone was constantly alerting in several different tones. She stopped many times to text, and answered a few calls too. Eventually, the phone joined us on the table. After what seemed like too long, it was time for the flip. She pointed and made a dice-shaking gesture, I said sure. She said how much, I said ,4, she said. 6, I said. 4, she shrugged. Slathered some oil and started the jackhammer. Took a call ON SPEAKER, talked about 3 minutes to another guy in Mandarin with the unmistakable noises of my flipper getting flappered in the background. I just laid there with my hands behind my head and soaked in the scene. Ends the phone call, she lets out a sigh and starts surfing the phone with her left hand and fwapping with the right. Finally, I'm just getting bored, so I go for some titty, otherwise this train ain't leaving the station. I work my hand under her shirt, under her OTHER shirt, reach over the armorlike bra cup to find a nipple and give it a couple squeezes. She never protested. Finally, I thought about ALL why'ALL'S MOTHERS, and that brought me to an ending that was more relief than triumph. She cleaned me up with a hot towel, I got dressed rather quickly, she asked about the. 4, I said you never brought me my change, that's your. 4, she said OK. I left.

Looks, 2/10. Massage, 4/10. Finish, 2/10. Atmosphere, 2/10. My worst experience since. Hmmm. Since hitting an AMP on Long Island in 2012 and getting a massage and a suggestion I self-pleasure. Don't bother. EVERY other place I've done in SWFL is better.

**LookingForLefty** · 08-26-26 00:08

Place is kind of run down. The owner is mature and I found her pretty to me. Skinny. Ok massage. Very nice lady. Strictly massage, HE, and OTC if you want. Thats it. I found a pic of her online that I will try to add. She didn't try to upsell me and was grateful for the modest tip. Since all I want is what she provided, I will return. I used to go to Jade for similar service. Sea Island has no shower FYI so I have to go before I plan on outdoor exercising.

**QuartzB** · 08-23-26 09:17

Originally Posted by BiffButthead [View Original Post]

Dafuq does "position 8" even mean?

Position 8 in baseball is a right fielder but how that applies to describing a massage provider isn't clear.

**BiffButthead** · 08-19-26 17:20

Originally Posted by Drakula [View Original Post]

The Port Charlotte market is dominated by catchers with leggings on. Even the shop off Sand Hill. A few could play first base or outfield. 2 new sites definite are locked into position 8.

Fwiw Drak.

Dafuq does "position 8" even mean?